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11-14-2003, 10:12 AM
A family is sitting around the supper table and the son asks if he can ask a
personal question. The father said "ask away."
The young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of
breasts. In her 20's, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?" inquired the son. "Yes, see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated the wife and daughter, so the daughter said "could I ask a
personal question?"
The daughter asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles, and looks at her husband and answers, "Well,
daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's 20's, a man's penis
is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch,
flexible but reliable. After his 50's it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?" inquired the daughter. "Yes, dried up and the balls are
there for decoration only."
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personal question. The father said "ask away."
The young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of
breasts. In her 20's, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?" inquired the son. "Yes, see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated the wife and daughter, so the daughter said "could I ask a
personal question?"
The daughter asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, smiles, and looks at her husband and answers, "Well,
daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's 20's, a man's penis
is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch,
flexible but reliable. After his 50's it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?" inquired the daughter. "Yes, dried up and the balls are
there for decoration only."
icon_rofl.gif