Am I the only Dumb ass at work today?

[DJ Keith Porter]

Yeah I’m here at work today and it is so quiet I can here a pin drop from off the carpet! lol

I’m playing Ronnie Ron’s Jazz N Motion mix and my co-worker is digging the tunes.

Its 9:30 am (EST) and I am already asking myself: Why didn’t you just take the day off?
My answer to myself: Because you need the money Jackass!
I say to myself: oh yeah that’s right I have to pay off those school loans. graemlins/scared.gif

My boss is off till Jan. 5th. It’s 6 of us here in the office today and we all scheming on if we should leave early. Huuuuummm. Who will know? graemlins/conf44.gif

Oh well we’ll decide my lunchtime. :rolleyes:

Who else is at work today?

[ December 26, 2003, 10:24 AM: Message edited by: DJ Keith Porter ]

[upliftdisco365]

I am, bro, and the loud, sucking sound is driving me crazy. This sux. Everyone's at my house, waking up to Moet mamosas and breakfast and I'm here. I'm gonna finish up quickly and make a hasty, early-afternoon exit.

[Brut by Faberge]

me :(

and it's busy! what the...?

[MyNia]

Keith I am home but I might as well be working :( I am moving tomorrow and we all know what the day before moving day is like graemlins/scared.gif

[AgentDoubleA]

Should of "waked and baked". I'm bored!! The only calls i'm gettin' are, "You guys are open?". mad1.gif

[NubianSista]

@ work!
I'm not going to do a dam thing! graemlins/cussing.gif

[Mocambo]

I'm at work also. Borrowed someone's monitors. Playing Badu's World Wide Underground CD. Only 10 people out of 50 in the office.

I love these days. I can actually clear mY desk.........IN PEACE!!! hail.gif

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by upliftdisco365:
I am, bro, and the loud, sucking sound is driving me crazy. This sux. Everyone's at my house, waking up to Moet mamosas and breakfast and I'm here. I'm gonna finish up quickly and make a hasty, early-afternoon exit. Moet Mimosas in the morning? I never heard of that. That must be a New Jersey thing. LOL
I hate Champagne! Crystal, Moet, blah, blah, blah! Yuck! Fvck that pass the RUM!
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Yeah man I think I'm going to make that afternoon exit myself or take a long ass lunch break. I maybe I'll dip to Dance tracks for a second and by the time I get back the plan should be straight to leave early.

Happy Holidays John!
graemlins/thumbsup.gif

[DJ RON C]

Another dumbass checking in... mad1.gif I had the day off-but so many people called off, my boss dragged my ass back in too work... AR15firing.gif

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by AgentDoubleA:
Should of "waked and baked". I'm bored!! The only calls i'm gettin' are, "You guys are open?". mad1.gif Ding dong: Domino's Philly steak pizza! graemlins/rofl.gif

[VEESTER]

I'm stuck at work today also. The only reason I'm here is a couple co-workers beat me in requesting today off. Fvck!!!!

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by Beatdown:
Another dumbass checking in... mad1.gif I had the day off-but so many people called off, my boss dragged my ass back in too work... AR15firing.gif Ron you should have ducked! graemlins/tongueout.gif We are all in this together now!

Hahaha, can't you see I'm bored too. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/juggle.gif

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by mynia:
Keith I am home but I might as well be working :( I am moving tomorrow and we all know what the day before moving day is like graemlins/scared.gif Make sure you take the DSL/Cable with you so you can hear my show Sunday as you un pack! graemlins/eusa_dance.gif

The New borns first Christmas huh!
Happy Holidays

[DJ RON C]

At least I did get a chance to hit the trees before I came to work... http://deephousepage.com/smilies/bandit.gif

Man, I am higher than Dorothy and the Tin man laying in the field of poppies from the movie "The Wiz".

Singing...

"So don't nobody bring me no bad news..." graemlins/eusa_dance.gif

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by Nubiansista:
@ work!
I'm not going to do a dam thing! graemlins/cussing.gif Freak that Nubiansista. Don't do no Dam work! Click on one of your favorite mixes and boogie in your seat.

Its a boring day but we have to make the best of it. uuuhhh oooh, Ronnie Ron's Jazz N Motion mix is over.
Gotta check out number 9, then 10,then Master Kev's mix then John's mix. By that time the work day will be over! graemlins/grinyes.gif

Hung in ther my Sista!
Happy Holidays to yah!

[e-man]

I'm at work today, too. You should feel lucky, I had to come in x-mas day at 1pm. The field I work in is very crazy at times. If I don't work and someone's telephone service goes down, someone is up shit creek without a paddle.

[Sweetiwluv]

I'm here!!!

;)

[Huey P. Freeman]

You're not the only one bro. 8:30 to 5:00 mad1.gif

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by Beatdown:
At least I did get a chance to hit the trees before I came to work... http://deephousepage.com/smilies/bandit.gif

Man, I am higher than Dorothy and the Tin man laying in the field of poppies from the movie "The Wiz".

Singing...

"So don't nobody bring me no bad news..." graemlins/eusa_dance.gif Now your trying to throw me!

I can't graemlins/kos.gif no more!
They do the random tests here and it aint like they give you a day to get yourself together.

They come right up to your desk and tap you on the shoulder and say can you take a trip to infirmary now.
The infirmary is in the build on the second floor! mad1.gif mad1.gif mad1.gif mad1.gif

I have adopted my new son RUM! graemlins/all_coholic.gif

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by Silhouette:
I'm at work also. Borrowed someone's monitors. Playing Badu's World Wide Underground CD. Only 10 people out of 50 in the office.

I love these days. I can actually clear mY desk.........IN PEACE!!! hail.gif aaahhh man, Silhouette they got you too.
Dayam dayam dayaaaaammmmm!

Is that a movie you watching or just an audio CD?

Happy Holidays Man!
I still have pictures of you and the wife from last years picnic!!
I will post them as soon as I get this compact flash device which will allow me to upload to my computer!

[AgentDoubleA]

The infirmary is in the building on the second floor! Dang!!

Would it look a lil obvious if you were to get tapped on the shoulder. Your like okay no problem. Go over to the company fridge and chug a gallon of "tea"? biggrinangel.gif

[ December 26, 2003, 09:29 AM: Message edited by: AgentDoubleA ]

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by THX-1138:
me :(

and it's busy! what the...? Hey lady sorry to hear your at that place where the make you work. Shame on them friggin slave drivers!

What you in today and you busy,, Go postal go postal! AR15firing.gif AR15firing.gif

It will all over in 6 hours! graemlins/scared.gif

Play one of your mixes over and over and you'll see that the time will past you by! graemlins/thumbsup.gif

Happy Holidays to you!

[DJ RON C]

good morning, Sweet, Keith, E-man, Nubian, Agente and everyone else...man, this really is wack to be here-but I am like Nubian-I ain't doin' shite!

I have already spread random papers around to make it look like I have a lot to do, and now I am about to walk up outta here and get me a cherry pie (munchies).

See y'all in a minute... graemlins/cool_shades.gif

[Brut by Faberge]

Originally posted by DJ Keith Porter:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by THX-1138:
me :(

and it's busy! what the...? Hey lady sorry to hear your at that place where the make you work. Shame on them friggin slave drivers!

What you in today and you busy,, Go postal go postal! AR15firing.gif AR15firing.gif

It will all over in 6 hours! graemlins/scared.gif

Play one of your mixes over and over and you'll see that the time will past you by! graemlins/thumbsup.gif

Happy Holidays to you! </font>[/QUOTE]hahaha! i am actually listening to my "wintermix" ... right now pepe bradock saying everything i can't put into words, for i am woeful graemlins/grinyes.gif

see now i'll have to put myself on some mixes from porter*house while i'm at it. it's a good day for good music and slacking. hope the plans to break out early happen for you bro :D

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by AgentDoubleA:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />The infirmary is in the building on the second floor! Dang!!

Would look a lil obvious if you were to get tapped on the shoulder. Your like okay no problem. Go over to the company fridge and chug a gallon of "tea"? biggrinangel.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah, just a little!

I know this drink that works well but you have to wait b4 it kicks in and you have to urinate at least 3 times b4 testing. In total time for the drink to kick in is about 1 hour.

If it took me 1 hour to get from the 14th floor to the second floor I would be fired in 30 minutes.

I have to wait till I retire to graemlins/kos.gif
Or when I have a mouths vacation time! graemlins/mecry.gif

[statuskuo]

dumb ass here!!!

[Tenyu]

where do you work, mfm?

[Mocambo]

Originally posted by DJ Keith Porter:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Silhouette:
I'm at work also. Borrowed someone's monitors. Playing Badu's World Wide Underground CD. Only 10 people out of 50 in the office.

I love these days. I can actually clear mY desk.........IN PEACE!!! hail.gif aaahhh man, Silhouette they got you too.
Dayam dayam dayaaaaammmmm!

Is that a movie you watching or just an audio CD?

Happy Holidays Man!
I still have pictures of you and the wife from last years picnic!!
I will post them as soon as I get this compact flash device which will allow me to upload to my computer! </font>[/QUOTE]Straight audio.............

I've finished everything now. I chillin' like the rest of you.

[MyNia]

Originally posted by DJ Keith Porter:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by mynia:
Keith I am home but I might as well be working :( I am moving tomorrow and we all know what the day before moving day is like graemlins/scared.gif Make sure you take the DSL/Cable with you so you can hear my show Sunday as you un pack! graemlins/eusa_dance.gif

The New borns first Christmas huh!
Happy Holidays </font>[/QUOTE]Getting it installed tomorrow morning before all the other stuff comes. I had to twist some arms at the job (I work for them) biggrinangel.gif graemlins/rofl.gif

[statuskuo]

Originally posted by Tenyu:
where do you work, mfm? don't worry about it, i'll never meet up with you for lunch.

[calypso4570]

Well now I don't feel so friggin' bad.
As i sitting at my desk moving papers from one spot to the other I am questioning the whole 9-5 theory!!!!
How is it that I am here and ummmm nobody else is and I mean nobody....except my boss(and he probably came in just to see if I would come in AR15firing.gif AR15firing.gif AR15firing.gif AR15firing.gif
But seeing that I am not the only one slaving for the dollar I realize that HEY it could be worse, you could actually not have a job(like my circumstances last year). So lets all have a secret cyber-office party!!!! :D

[Tenyu]

Originally posted by statuskuo:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Tenyu:
where do you work, mfm? don't worry about it, i'll never meet up with you for lunch. </font>[/QUOTE]even if it's chinese food? have you been to 66 yet?

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by calypso4570:
Well now I don't feel so friggin' bad.
As i sitting at my desk moving papers from one spot to the other I am questioning the whole 9-5 theory!!!!
How is it that I am here and ummmm nobody else is and I mean nobody....except my boss(and he probably came in just to see if I would come in AR15firing.gif AR15firing.gif AR15firing.gif AR15firing.gif
But seeing that I am not the only one slaving for the dollar I realize that HEY it could be worse, you could actually not have a job(like my circumstances last year). So lets all have a secret cyber-office party!!!! :D Yeah you have to be thankful for having a job to go to! graemlins/cool_shades.gif

Yeah a cyber-office party sounds like a good idea..

Here is the first 80 minute mix.
DJ Ronnie Ron! http://www.thismix.com/mixes/mix9.ram
On the decks now. Hold up let me get some eggnog! BRB! graemlins/bolt.gif

[Sweetiwluv]

Originally posted by Beatdown:
good morning, Sweet, Keith, E-man, Nubian, Agente and everyone else...man, this really is wack to be here-but I am like Nubian-I ain't doin' shite!

I have already spread random papers around to make it look like I have a lot to do, and now I am about to walk up outta here and get me a cherry pie (munchies).

See y'all in a minute... graemlins/cool_shades.gif I have read the news paper - did a report - answered one phone call and said "no" getting ready to go to a funeral and I take back some boots I bought for myself - come back by 4:00pm whew!! What a day I have had!

graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by mynia:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DJ Keith Porter:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by mynia:
Keith I am home but I might as well be working :( I am moving tomorrow and we all know what the day before moving day is like graemlins/scared.gif Make sure you take the DSL/Cable with you so you can hear my show Sunday as you un pack! graemlins/eusa_dance.gif

The New borns first Christmas huh!
Happy Holidays </font>[/QUOTE]Getting it installed tomorrow morning before all the other stuff comes. I had to twist some arms at the job (I work for them) biggrinangel.gif graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Twist the arm a little more and get me some cable for my house. Dial up sux!!!!

My show is run off my dial up. They say it's still clear but when I'm surfing at home I'm like DAYAM! graemlins/stupid.gif

Hook a brother up!
hail.gif

[Sweetiwluv]

I'll start the wave! Party over here!

graemlins/OLA.gif

[Ken1015]

I'm here and wondering why. The really sick thing is that no one had the day scheduled and my boss actually had to ask someone to take the day. Get some lives people.

[DJ RON C]

...damn good cherry pie-now all I gotta do is kill two hours really fast until I can go have an unlimited lunch hour... graemlins/cool_shades.gif

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by Sweetiwluv:
I'll start the wave! Party over here!

graemlins/OLA.gif Party over here! graemlins/OLA.gif

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by statuskuo:
dumb ass here!!! Cheddi is that your Dumb ass? :D

[juicy]

I am here also wondering why? There are only about 10 people here and no work is getting done.

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by VEESTER:
I'm stuck at work today also. The only reason I'm here is a couple co-workers beat me in requesting today off. Fvck!!!! Next time wear your running shoes! graemlins/lol.gif

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by juicy:
I am here also wondering why? There are only about 10 people here and no work is getting done. Nice! icon_rofl.gif

But you forgot your party wave!! graemlins/OLA.gif

[ December 26, 2003, 10:40 AM: Message edited by: DJ Keith Porter ]

[djdub63]

http://www.faculty-club.ucsb.edu/images/welcome.gif

I'm in the HUT today till about 10:30 pm. I hope everyone has a great day!

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by djdub63:
http://www.faculty-club.ucsb.edu/images/welcome.gif

I'm in the HUT today till about 10:30 pm. I hope everyone has a great day! Is the hut work or home?! graemlins/conf44.gif

[DJ Keith Porter]

http://www.weaselcircus.com/funnypics/santa-splat.jpg

[DJ Keith Porter]

http://www.weaselcircus.com/funnypics/ray.jpg

[Mack-Williams]

I just got to work and I am hung over. Super dump ass here.

[DJ Keith Porter]

PLEASE LET ME GO HOME EARLY.. PLEASE!
http://www.weaselcircus.com/funnypics/begging-cat.jpg

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
I just got to work and I am hung over. Super dump ass here. Hey Mack it sounds like you were out partying and you just joined a new party!

Party over here! graemlins/OLA.gif
Happy holidays kid!!
Here have another drink! graemlins/all_coholic.gif

[DJ Keith Porter]

I just eat lunch!
http://www.weaselcircus.com/funnypics/dinner-nap.jpg

[Mocambo]

graemlins/OLA.gif

[NubianSista]

Originally posted by DJ Keith Porter:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nubiansista:
@ work!
I'm not going to do a dam thing! graemlins/cussing.gif Freak that Nubiansista. Don't do no Dam work! Click on one of your favorite mixes and boogie in your seat.

Its a boring day but we have to make the best of it. uuuhhh oooh, Ronnie Ron's Jazz N Motion mix is over.
Gotta check out number 9, then 10,then Master Kev's mix then John's mix. By that time the work day will be over! graemlins/grinyes.gif

Hung in ther my Sista!
Happy Holidays to yah! </font>[/QUOTE]I have to wait until I go home to hear a mix mad1.gif cheap @ss employers won't give me speakers. No prob tho I have my portable CD player. I am jaming to DJ Pookey about to put Tee's Jazzy mix on next.

[NubianSista]

biggrinangel.gif biggrinangel.gif biggrinangel.gif

I luv you guys!!!

[calypso4570]

KEITH P YOU ARE DA BOMB(KABOOOOOOM) graemlins/OLA.gif graemlins/OLA.gif
Nothing makes the day go by better than some good music and good communication.(I have had both today)
Its 12:00 and away AWAY AWAY I go!!!!
I will party on the outside for all those that can't join me. graemlins/snoopy.gif

[NubianSista]

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/jackson.gifHee! Hee!

[DJ RON C]

I just wanted to use this smiley because it is funny when you are high... http://deephousepage.com/smilies/bananalama.gif

[Mitch, Jr.]

yeah, I'm in Chi now and it's quiet here as well.
1000 employess only 5 0r 6 are here!

[DJ RON C]

graemlins/eusa_dance.gif

[Austin/Dallas]

Feels more like a saturday morning than a work day..

[SPG]

Originally posted by DJ Keith Porter:
Moet Mimosas in the morning? I never heard of that. That must be a New Jersey thing. LOL
I hate Champagne! Crystal, Moet, blah, blah, blah! Yuck! Fvck that pass the RUM!Hey Keith,

Don't knock the morning "Mimosa" (a little Champagne and Orange juice). It's yummy!

I think I'll make one! :D

SPG

[MusicFilter]

I'm here too buddy.

I was a Sinibar last night so I'm a little sluggish.

[jihad muhammad]

i work at a prison and they never close for the holidays. mad1.gif

[Sweetiwluv]

somebody gotta watch the inmates! Why not you!!!!
graemlins/rofl.gif

[djklas]

Yeah I'm here at work today too... I was supposed to have the day off but since this is our busy time my boss decided that someone had to be here...and that someone turned out to be me... so I'm here by myself...it's pretty chill, but I wish I was home damit!

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by jihad muhammad:
i work at a prison and they never close for the holidays. mad1.gif Daaaaaammmmmm Jihad!
No wonder why your sets are so hard! graemlins/eusa_dance.gif

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by chgodj3:
I'm here too buddy.

I was a Sinibar last night so I'm a little sluggish. graemlins/alc.gif Get off the floor chgodj3 and have another! graemlins/thumbsup.gif

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by SPG:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DJ Keith Porter:
Moet Mimosas in the morning? I never heard of that. That must be a New Jersey thing. LOL
I hate Champagne! Crystal, Moet, blah, blah, blah! Yuck! Fvck that pass the RUM!Hey Keith,

Don't knock the morning "Mimosa" (a little Champagne and Orange juice). It's yummy!

I think I'll make one! :D

SPG </font>[/QUOTE]Yuck!
I just don't like Champagne and to mix it with orange juice! graemlins/jpshakehead.gif

Here you can have mine! graemlins/all_coholic.gif enjoy!

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by Austin/Dallas:
Feels more like a saturday morning than a work day.. Yes, and to think Im almost outta here! graemlins/snoopy.gif

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by Beatdown:
I just wanted to use this smiley because it is funny when you are high... http://deephousepage.com/smilies/bananalama.gif How high I am. Nobody knows , how high I am! http://deephousepage.com/smilies/cloud9.gif

[djklas]

Originally posted by DJ Keith Porter:
I just eat lunch!
http://www.weaselcircus.com/funnypics/dinner-nap.jpg graemlins/lol.gif

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by calypso4570:
KEITH P YOU ARE DA BOMB(KABOOOOOOM) graemlins/OLA.gif graemlins/OLA.gif
Nothing makes the day go by better than some good music and good communication.(I have had both today)
Its 12:00 and away AWAY AWAY I go!!!!
I will party on the outside for all those that can't join me. graemlins/snoopy.gif Booommmmm!
http://www.weaselcircus.com/funnypics/whazzupkitten.jpg
Glad I made your day!

I have 10 mo minutes and its party time!
Have a wonderful weekend! graemlins/cool_shades.gif

[djklas]

To make up for me having to work today, my boss put me on the crew list for new years eve at the playboy mansion :D :eek: graemlins/eusa_dance.gif

[Mack-Williams]

Originally posted by djklas:
To make up for me having to work today, my boss put me on the crew list for new years eve at the playboy mansion :D :eek: graemlins/eusa_dance.gif Damn. Please take pictures. hail.gif

[ December 26, 2003, 02:58 PM: Message edited by: Mack-Williams ]

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by djklas:
To make up for me having to work today, my boss put me on the crew list for new years eve at the playboy mansion :D :eek: graemlins/eusa_dance.gif Get an extra ticket for me! graemlins/cool_shades.gif

[Mack-Williams]

Originally posted by DJ Keith Porter:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by djklas:
To make up for me having to work today, my boss put me on the crew list for new years eve at the playboy mansion :D :eek: graemlins/eusa_dance.gif Get an extra ticket for me! graemlins/cool_shades.gif </font>[/QUOTE]and me too.

[djklas]

Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DJ Keith Porter:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by djklas:
To make up for me having to work today, my boss put me on the crew list for new years eve at the playboy mansion :D :eek: graemlins/eusa_dance.gif Get an extra ticket for me! graemlins/cool_shades.gif </font>[/QUOTE]and me too. </font>[/QUOTE]would if I could (well maybe :rolleyes: ) but it's not like I'm an invited guest. by boss already told me that I can't drink from the bar or get too wild... I guess a few years back they had an audio guy get carried away...he stripped naked and jumped in the pool with some bunnies...that was his last gig, but maybe worth it for him hahaha graemlins/cool_shades.gif

[DJ Keith Porter]

CAN YOU DIG IT!
http://www.weaselcircus.com/funnypics/afrodog.jpg
Im outta here people!
Have a wonderful weekend and I lookforward to have mo ffun soon!

Try to check out my internet show this Sunday!
Check out my signature for times!
Peace Love & Dance 4Ever!!!!

[Sweetiwluv]

Thanx for the laughter it made the day go by so quickly!

Bring in the New Year Wisely people!

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by Sweetiwluv:
Thanx for the laughter it made the day go by so quickly!

Bring in the New Year Wisely people! Exactly! graemlins/thumbsup.gif graemlins/thumbsup.gif graemlins/thumbsup.gif graemlins/thumbsup.gif