i just heard someone is celebrating their first year of being a dj?

[RX]

what the fuck?!?!?
i'm supposed to go pay to see this shit?
this person had better be good as fuck...

[DaveR]

Maaaaaaaaaaan, we really do need some fresh new Party Promotion Ideas up in this piece


e.g.


No More White Parties ... someone please bust out with something different like an Orange Party

http://i.b5z.net/i/u/1446207/i/59_ezr.jpg

And no more after/pre-before Picnic parties ... I see one more promotion like that and imma do a "Official CVS Afterparty" ... party starts at 10pm (b/c CVS closes at 9pm)

[NakedAge]

I'm putting on a party here in a few weeks. When it comes to party concepts, I'm the man :D

We wanted to do a night called 'CLUBBING SEALS' (you know what that is yeah? when people bash seals) and what we wanted to do was buy stuffed toy seals and inflatable baseballs bats and just leave em everywhere, so people can just bash these toys and have a play and shit.


But we didn't go with that, instead we went with 'Housing Commission' and all the money goes towards helping homeless people whove been fucked by Tsunamis and shit. We've allready copped one fucken muppet going "I live in a commission flat thats so insensitive" ... fuck him... if he speaks to the charity we support he'd probably benefit from us.

[DaveR]

... We wanted to do a night called 'CLUBBING SEALS' (you know what that is yeah? when people bash seals) and what we wanted to do was buy stuffed toy seals and inflatable baseballs bats and just leave em everywhere, so people can just bash these toys and have a play and shit ...
Clubbing Seals :icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl:

[DaveR]

http://www.ultramicroscopic.com/images4/PartyFlyer.gif

[RX]

I'm putting on a party here in a few weeks. When it comes to party concepts, I'm the man :D

We wanted to do a night called 'CLUBBING SEALS' (you know what that is yeah? when people bash seals) and what we wanted to do was buy stuffed toy seals and inflatable baseballs bats and just leave em everywhere, so people can just bash these toys and have a play and shit.


But we didn't go with that, instead we went with 'Housing Commission' and all the money goes towards helping homeless people whove been fucked by Tsunamis and shit. We've allready copped one fucken muppet going "I live in a commission flat thats so insensitive" ... fuck him... if he speaks to the charity we support he'd probably benefit from us.

BWHAHAHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!:lol::lol:
you are killing me.

dave, man...i think the orange is straight - sorta puts that whole hip-hop-snitch shit in the mix and voila! house den gone gangsta!

[NakedAge]

http://a120.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/116/l_b302213d315f9d3b5ccade0a969b4167.jpg

I printed it in black and white, but on green paper, for the posters :)

I fucken, almost died the other day when, I was making this press pack.. (when you guys see it u will shit your pants and book me in drobes but it'll take a while) anyways, i was correlating info for it.

I found this old poster of a gig i played in 2001.. I nearly cried with laughter, it was so old school.. and I seen the old posters and flyers on here and was like "I'd love it if I could have my name on a poster like that" and there it was.

And if you knew the history of house in Melbourne right, and where its at now, and you saw that poster, you'd just laugh. :P

[liL Ray]

[B][SIZE=3]e.g.


[SIZE=5]No More White Parties ... OMG!!! Thank you....which real man, under the age of 60, have white pants in their fucking closet!!??

I didn't go to one of these white parties because I didn't feel like putting up with the silly "why didn't you wear white" questions.

The other party promotion I am tired of is the fucking "Classic party...all classic, all night" played by a bunch of numb nuts who don't know the classics and play all the wrong versions of said classic...

[B]don't you know the vocal side of Chip E "Like This" was not side we partied to back in the day...oh wait, you weren't even born yet

[liL Ray]

http://www.ultramicroscopic.com/images4/PartyFlyer.gifgotta love college...this is when the promotion juices flowed freely...

awesome flyer!!

[kara]

i purposefully always wear red to white parties

:)

[liL Ray]

I see these guys in all white cotton linen, what would pass for pajamas for my, and I just shake my fucking head.

Then I look around to see if that beer can is coming out of the sky to crush 'em like that commercial (men should act like men beer commercial).

[TAC]

Dang Ray. What's up today man? Why you gonna diss the white pajama pants. It's summah brah!!

[liL Ray]

Dang Ray. What's up today man? Why you gonna diss the white pajama pants. It's summah brah!!
ah mahmaman tings dem deh...

hahahahahahaha

[Mack-Williams]

Dang Ray. What's up today man? Why you gonna diss the white pajama pants. It's summah brah!!

yeah, cause I got to whip them out Sat for High School Reunion shit. Now I'm going to be thinking man I got pajama pants on.

[liL Ray]

yeah, cause I got to whip them out Sat for High School Reunion shit. Now I'm going to be thinking man I got pajama pants on.the king has no clothes on comesto mind...

[KBig]

the king has no clothes on comesto mind...


PHUCC YALL I look great in WHITE! :lol:



seriously though... I like the White Parties Ive attended. Yall so "with it" and "trendy" and beyond the WHITE'NESS?... phucc yall I look fantastic in white.

BITE ME.

[liL Ray]

PHUCC YALL I look great in WHITE! :lol:



seriously though... I like the White Parties Ive attended. Yall so "with it" and "trendy" and beyond the WHITE'NESS?... phucc yall I look fantastic in white.

BITE ME.women are fine in white...foine...no problem there.

[RX]

just 'cause don't nobody wanna fuck fat fucks doesn't mean we can't all enjoy a chicken wing or two...what happened to the happy hour parties?

oh, SHIT!!!!:rofl5: naked age had happy hour from 10-11pm!!!!!!

[DaveR]

gotta love college...this is when the promotion juices flowed freely...

awesome flyer!!
yeah, advertising Free Rice-A-Roni might be better than a mixed CD offer ... people gotta eat :biggrin:

[Sal Paradise]

I love white parties. I think they look hot.

[SuzanneT]

what the fuck?!?!?
i'm supposed to go pay to see this shit?
this person had better be good as fuck...
hey Rick how about "I got my cdj's 2 months ago and now Im a dj" anniversary party?

[DaveR]

I love white parties. I think they look hot.
http://www.adl.org/NR/rdonlyres/e2tuiji4otcujr6wooz7j5oszy5xnczq5tvs6xbrsimr3pdy6s cc7frgqq766y4fbgpv3nylpvwcj3i4pccqseeeyaa/aryanfest2004.jpg

[fred da warrior]

The average cat wears some kind of multi colored boxer drawz and what not.......how in the hell are you going to wear white pants over that?

White pants over tighty whiteys and shit......

[SuzanneT]

http://www.adl.org/NR/rdonlyres/e2tuiji4otcujr6wooz7j5oszy5xnczq5tvs6xbrsimr3pdy6s cc7frgqq766y4fbgpv3nylpvwcj3i4pccqseeeyaa/aryanfest2004.jpg
Now THAT'S A WHITE PARTY!:rofl5:

[Kenrick _]

ah mahmaman tings dem deh...

hahahahahahaha

:rofl:

[SuzanneT]

The average cat wears some kind of multi colored boxer drawz and what not.......how in the hell are you going to wear white pants over that?

White pants over tighty whiteys and shit......
http://www.4playsexylingerie.com/shoppingcart/itemimages/08-4007.jpg
:acclaim:

[D J 1 3 8]

which real man, under the age of 60, have white pants in their fucking closet!!??

Amen, broseph!

[The Buddy Love Show]

I JUST CELEBRATED MY SECOND HOUR OF DINGLEBERRIES

u gotta wash yo ass

[Sal Paradise]

Amen, broseph!

I feel you on this. But I just love the aesthitic of a white party. It looks Beautiful.

I feel the same way about wearing flipflops in an urban setting, other than the random trip to the bodega.

[DaveR]

Now THAT'S A WHITE PARTY!:rofl5:
:rofl:

[MadMixer]

hey Rick how about "I got my cdj's 2 months ago and now Im a dj" anniversary party?

http://a511.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/92/l_cf19924acace058b4bfbae63319353fe.jpg

[Sal Paradise]

:rofl:

:scared:

[Brut by Faberge]

what the fuck?!?!?
i'm supposed to go pay to see this shit?
this person had better be good as fuck...

Heffa please, you in the damn desert. Only party you got to go to is Burning Man.

[RX]

Heffa please, you in the damn desert. Only party you got to go to is Burning Man.

at least you know about burning man
*insert bowling ball smilie on yo ass*

[Martin Red]

I feel you on this. But I just love the aesthitic of a white party. It looks Beautiful.

it looks cheesy as fuck, people watched Bruce almighty and got carried ta fuck away. "I believe i can fly", good jump off that roof, at least in white I can tell where your injuries are.


Phantom white party ruiner drives past with a blackcurrent drink in a water pistol........ dun dun derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Martin Red]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3015664/2/istockphoto_3015664_first_birthday.jpg

[NakedAge]

just 'cause don't nobody wanna fuck fat fucks doesn't mean we can't all enjoy a chicken wing or two...what happened to the happy hour parties?

oh, SHIT!!!!:rofl5: naked age had happy hour from 10-11pm!!!!!!



........... mate... Tonite, at another bar... Happy hour from fucken 5pm to 9pm! ... 4 FUCKEN HOURS OF HAPPY HOUR!!! ohhhh fuck me dead. it did my fucken head in. GOD I WANNA FUCKEN SMASH MANGOES

[Daniel, Grand Duke of Stony Island]

I'm gonna hold a white party and serve nothing but red and grape kool-aid spiked with everclear.

One hour in, I'll take bets on who'll fuck their outfit up first.

It'll be like a fuckin' sportsbook.