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DJ Timmy Richardson
10-18-2003, 09:11 AM
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and
my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be.

She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable. One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went.

She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn`t overcome. So before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn`t say a word.

So, she said, "I`ll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me."

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, "we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn`t
have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

Moral of the story:

Always keep your condoms in your car.


Just jokes

[ October 18, 2003, 10:12 AM: Message edited by: DJ Timmy Richardson ]

Ronnie Ron
10-18-2003, 09:27 AM
LOL LMAO!!!!


R-R

alex zen
10-18-2003, 09:42 AM
close one, i hate tests.

Shannon
10-19-2003, 06:31 AM
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Rodney Ransom
10-19-2003, 07:39 AM
Timmy you me goin there for a minute.
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DLow
10-19-2003, 08:18 AM
Good one Timmy. smile.gif

Huey P. Freeman
10-19-2003, 08:42 AM
graemlins/lol.gif Man I thought you were serious. Thats a good one. graemlins/rofl.gif

Cookiehead Jenkins
10-19-2003, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by DJ Timmy Richardson:
Moral of the story:

Always keep your condoms in your car.


Just jokes This is actually not a bad idea.

AD
10-19-2003, 03:45 PM
I would have failed the test. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/smokin.gif

Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand
10-19-2003, 03:51 PM
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Shalewa
10-19-2003, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
I would have failed the test. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/smokin.gif That's why you should always keep your eeyes open....

houseaddict
10-19-2003, 09:10 PM
#1, if I kept hats in the car, my wife would find them. #2, hit the Mom? You gotta be outta your mind!!!

I remember a kid in high school who could literally get with any girl he wanted to. He had a falling out with his parents and his girlfriend at that time had extremely wealthy parents who liked him a lot. They took him in, gave him the apartment above their garage, a car, credit cards, etc. He was like the son they never had. He would ride around with this credit card and sign the sales slips, "Phuck You". One thing led to the other and he started to sleep with the mom too. This was on a regular basis under the same roof as the daughter and the father!! Unbelievable!

BHouse
10-19-2003, 09:32 PM
You had me going like one of those "U" stories... :D icon_rofl.gif

CG63
10-20-2003, 07:25 AM
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