albert gets married

[rob brito]

Albert and his wife go on a holiday in Jamaica. They were touring
around
>the
> > marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this
small
>sandal
> > shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with an Jamaican accent
say,
>"You
> > foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the married
couple
>walked in.
> > The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you
>would
>be
> > interested in. Dey make you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really
>interested
> > in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but albert
felt
>he
>really
> > didn't need them, being the sex god he was. albert asked the
man,
>"How
> > could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied,
"Just
>try
>dem
> > on, Man."Well, albert, after some badgering from his wife,
finally
>gave in,
> > and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got
this
>wild
> > look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!! In
the
>blink of
> > an eye, albert grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a
>table,
> > yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a
firm
>hold
>of the
> > Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming,
> > "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!"

[Savoir-Faire]

Albert D...you didn't say you were married!
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[JMJ]

Originally posted by Faire One:
Albert D...you didn't say you were married!
icon_rofl.gif Albert D and his right hand have been together for years, practically a lifetime. They're inseparable. How romantic.......JMJ biggrinangel.gif

[rob brito]

http://www.sobrino.net/mariachi4u/registered_groups/USA/images/losgallos.jpg
albert (far right with the small guitar) pays for his own wedding reception (angry wife at the other end)

[ June 02, 2003, 08:34 PM: Message edited by: robs ]

[lesysteme]

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" she calls on little Johnny.
*
He replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot".
*
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
*
Then, Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream :
*
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
*
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
*
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
*
Which one is married?"
*
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
*
To which Little Johnny replied,
*
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."

[ June 03, 2003, 12:28 AM: Message edited by: lesysteme ]

[AD]

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/wtf.gif What is this???...bash on Albert D. day?? My vote for robs and wise ass JMJ is:

http://www.makuragi.s5.com/fpics/banhim.jpg

P.S. Faire, you're skatin' on thin ice. AR15firing.gif

[ June 03, 2003, 02:35 AM: Message edited by: Albert D. ]