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liL Ray
08-18-2003, 07:27 AM
It was late at night, and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 3-year-old daughter, Katelyn. When Heidi started to go into labor she called 911. Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call.

The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little
while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his feet, and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help, and asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Spank him again."


:D

DJ Hutch
08-18-2003, 07:47 AM
GOOD ONE LIL RAY graemlins/thumbsup.gif icon_rofl.gif

Drrtynewyork
08-18-2003, 07:56 AM
ha! :D

Mike Johnson
08-18-2003, 09:10 AM
good one!

mdpm99
08-18-2003, 10:26 AM
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jsd540
08-18-2003, 10:46 AM
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larry rauson
08-18-2003, 12:10 PM
VOICE OF DISSENT...RAY THE JOKE WAS WEAK...YA GOT TO COME BETTER THAN THAT.

LARRY

[ August 18, 2003, 01:11 PM: Message edited by: larry rauson ]

Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand
08-18-2003, 12:25 PM
I love that joke graemlins/rofl.gif

beaniboy67
08-18-2003, 01:00 PM
hey lads and laddettes! i poisted a joke last week im not sure if you all seen it!it was in a thread that disco lady opened!! heres the link

http://deephousepage.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=034965#000000


:D

herb martin
08-18-2003, 01:16 PM
Funny Ray, nice one!

liL Ray
08-18-2003, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by larry rauson:
VOICE OF DISSENT...RAY THE JOKE WAS WEAK...YA GOT TO COME BETTER THAN THAT.

LARRY dissent is always good....even if it's in the minority.

TAD
08-18-2003, 01:45 PM
the gap is closing in hahahahahha

Bill Blake
08-18-2003, 01:48 PM
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Austin/Dallas
08-18-2003, 01:49 PM
Awesome!!

imported_Gman
08-18-2003, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by liL Ray:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by larry rauson:
VOICE OF DISSENT...RAY THE JOKE WAS WEAK...YA GOT TO COME BETTER THAN THAT.

LARRY dissent is always good....even if it's in the minority. </font>[/QUOTE]I'm with Larry. Gonna have to give you a bad joke warning for that one. smile.gif