Caption contest

[Moksha]

Let's see who can come up with the best caption for this photo:

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2003/07/07/politics/07cnd-bush.184.jpg

[beaniboy67]

"Hi my names George and im an alcoholic and this is my illegitimate child"

[DeesKo]

Option 1 :

No No No kids, see, don't you get it ? See I REALLY AM holding him down, get it ?


Option 2 :

Man, you better get your damn hand off my head you smelly old white man.

[Drrtynewyork]

"hello kids , this is my son orion"

[The Donger]

Originally posted by DJ DOUG GOMEZ:
"hello kids , this is my son orion" Hahahahaha!!!

[jillbee]

"so smooth, how did you get your head so smooth? Is that an ancient custom of your people?"

[Randall Clobby]

Dagnabbit! Billje sorta ganked my response:

"After applying a generous amount of Murray's Pomeade, press down hand firmly to create desired figer-wave effect."

[Fletch]

Originally posted by billjee:
"so smooth, how did you get your head so smooth? Is that an ancient custom of your people?" The Kid Says: "Ask your boys Tom Tolbert, Matt Geiger and Andre Agassi. Now get off my head before I smack you, Mr. President!"