God help me, I'm whipped.

[NakedAge]

I've been hanging to tell someone about it but I can't tell any of my friends in real life so I'm gonna blurt it out here.

Its, . You know whennnnnn .. You leave a bad relationship, and your all depressed because you think nothing better will come along, then unexpectedly, your faced with the attention of a girl whom, meets your standards and your perception of the ideal women more than the last one or any other before? And you can't believe it your like "what the fuck? This girl is so beautiful, she could have any man ever, but, shes giving me all this attention?" But, not a rebound thing, like, after you've gotten over the ex and moved on and are kinda just in limbo?

Thats happend to me, (though In writing this I've probably jinxed it)

I'm trying not to become whipped, but too late.. i'm there... This will probably end badly now but fuck.. I've always said Im the luckiest man alive and now I believe it to be truer than ever... SO PRAY FOR ME KIDS!!! pray that I don't fuck this up. Tell God to give me game and shit because, I got told from a psychic or someone that tomorow my life is supposed to change, and that I should play lotto etc... And now. I'm gonna go and watch super bad tomorow night, with, the girl who physically is everything I ever dreamed of, and who resembles everything I ever wanted in a partner mentally also... my friends PRAY!!!!!

God help me :( I'm pussy whipped :(

[BHouse]

You jinxed yourself by:

1. Revealing you have no friends in "real life" to talk to...

2. Asking GOD for game and shit...

3. Your Psychic told you that you should play the lotto...

4. Watching Superbad (a movie about horny teenage boys trying to get girls drunk at a party so they can have sex with them..." tomorrow night with her...

5. Asking DHP to pray for you...

6. n/m



I suggest you

1. Go to Amazon.com and buy "Shut Up, Stop Whining, and Get a Life: A Kick-Butt Approach to a Better Life (Hardcover)" by Larry Winget...

2. Stop acting like you have never seen a real live woman before... :eek:

3. Take that Celine Dion "My Heart Will Go On" song off your voicemail...

4. Stop quoting dialogue from "The Way We Were and Maid in Manhattan..."

5. Should stop endorsing Total Fitness Gym on dates because Chuck Norris is your ideal of manliness...

6. Cut your wrists up the arm and not across...

:tongueout:




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[NakedAge]

lol shut up stooge :)

I have real friends but I can't tell them because they all wanna hook into her aswell.

I recognise I'm a loser with chicks thats why I need help from the lad upstairs,

As for the psychic, I didn't go and see one, I've seen one once but the one I actually saw never gave me any physical date, but recently for the past 2 months I just been recieving e-mails from all these fucken psychics, and they've all given me the same exact date, so I figure, why not play a $2 scratch ticket?

Superbad was her suggestion. I think cos she knows I'll be paying more attention to that than her. I don't care how beautiful you are, when theres stupidity to be viewed, it takes my entire attention span :D

As I said tho, I'm the luckiest man alive :P .. I don't walk amongst women mate, I WALK AMONGST ANGELS!!! I wish I could show you guys a photo cos she truly is something unbelievably attractive. But from past experiences I've learnt a pretty face isn't enough. She's proven her coolness to me now and so, shes like, in some fucked up league of superwomen I've never dealt with before.

My voice mail, USED to be this chick orgasming off a song, Fuck All Night by The Real Thing, and it won a competition on the radio in 2001 for most creative voice mail message... 91.5 Kix fm :)

I dont know what the way were made in Manhattan is. Amazon.com scares me and total fitness gym... Mate... If they put me on that infomercial they'd go broke.. But how funny would it be to watch Chuck Norris cry :)

As for cutting my wrists.. haha mate, funny you mention that :) I have a gig on Saturday night coming up, its a 21st birthday for an Emo... So Im gonna learn me some suicide skills :D jk

[BHouse]

Sounds as if your prayers have all ready been answered. She likes you for "YOU..." What more can you ask...? Don't change a thing. She's beautiful. Great conversation. You two enjoy each other's company. Same sense of humor. Perfect in my book. :respent:

[NakedAge]

yeah man.. she likes me for ME!! ... which means, shes as dumb as i am :)

nah .. You know when you find a girl who just keeps proving herself more and more? I've, had to BATTLE for her, but, when I found out I'd have to lock horns I told her, "nah women not gonna happen" so we just stayed friends, and now... I'm falling for her :( but I don't want to. When I like a girl I get all goofy and shit anf fuck it up.. So I'm really trying to play this cool.

Normally I don't care, but, this time i do. (awwwwwwwww) yuck

[BHouse]

yeah man.. she likes me for ME!! ... which means, shes as dumb as i am :)

nah .. You know when you find a girl who just keeps proving herself more and more? I've, had to BATTLE for her, but, when I found out I'd have to lock horns I told her, "nah women not gonna happen" so we just stayed friends, and now... I'm falling for her :( but I don't want to. When I like a girl I get all goofy and shit anf fuck it up.. So I'm really trying to play this cool.

Normally I don't care, but, this time i do. (awwwwwwwww) yuck

Dumb is... As Dumb loves... :biggrin:

[S&S]

Congrats man, With the women soooooo outnumbering the men of the world its hard to find one without too many "man" (unless she's young as hell) issues. I wish u the best of luck

[ngeso]

SO PRAY FOR ME KIDS!!!



Who are you calling 'kids' LOL?

[DJ Celeste Alexander]

Sound like you finally hit the jackpot! I hope this works out for you,Just be yourself and she will love you no matter what! Your situation sounds like how I got with my signifigant other Big Easy and I must Say GOD couldnt have made a better match for me ! So Ill pray for possitive results in this relationship for you I hope you two draw close to each other and that this is where you were meant to be all along. In the meantime just continue to enjoy what you have been blessed with no matter how long it may last.:thumbsup:

[Pang]

Stop listening to trance.

[kara]

don't 'try to be' anything. just act like you, as best as you can, like a normal person (just teasing you but sorta serious). be mature! but don't idealize her, you'll ending up putting her on a pedestal that no lady can live up to, and that's not fair. she's human, just like you. just be more present , in the moment, as yourself ...

most of all, LIKE HER FOR HER, NOT FOR WHO YOU WANT HER TO BE ...
(i fucking hate that shit, though i have to admit ive done that to guys most of my life too ... but it sucks, and so many people do it)

otherwise, enjoy ... you can't control things like this so enjoy your time w/someone while you have it - whatever happens happens, you can't make things go one way or the other

[BHouse]

That's right, Kara... Tell him don't put the pussy on a pedestal... :rofl5:

[kara]

well, pussy in general belongs on a pedestal, her particular pussy may not

:rofl5:

[DJ Timmy Richardson]

Sounds like he is already headed for disappointment. :eek:

[Chris Wood]

Who are you calling 'kids' LOL?

me, i'm young enough

[ebot9000]

One day, while you're sleeping or out of the house, she's gonna go through your browser history and find this post. (right after she rifles through your closet)

At first she'll be offended - maybe even pissed - then she'll think about it and realize she OWNS your ass. yer fucked

:biggrin:

[däp]

pedestal pussy. interesting.

[travy]

...a girl whom, meets your standards and your perception of the ideal women more than the last one or any other before? And you can't believe it your like "what the fuck? This girl is so beautiful, she could have any man ever, but, shes giving me all this attention?"...

it sounds like your basing your "ideal woman" on looks alone which is always a recipe for disaster. and falling for someone because they show interest in you is not so healthy either. but these are lessons you can't be told so enjoy it while it lasts...

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/focking.gif

[JMJ]

Don't trainwreck this one - nobody likes trainwrecks......JMJ

[sammyrock]

Do I hear a 71 ???

[travy]

Don't trainwreck this one - nobody likes trainwrecks......JMJ

:rofl5:

you're gonna want to vary the bpm a little too. 135 all night won't fly...

[xtine]

:rofl5:

you're gonna want to vary the bpm a little too. 135 all night won't fly...

and work the EQs a little :wink:

Naked,

If you keep thinking it'll end badly, it will. Just go with the flow and enjoy her company. Over thinking this whole thing will jinx it.

[Armento]

the girl who physically is everything I ever dreamed of, and who resembles everything I ever wanted in a partner mentally also... you found a kangaroo with tiddies?

for real tho, good luck

[NakedAge]

man, I was about to leave to catch up.. She was on Msn, I go "i'm leaving now, see u in an hour" shes like "WAIIIIT" i go what? She goes shes going out for dinner with friends, then is gonna pick me up.. She has this obsession with picking me up from my house... I dont want her to.

anyways, I'm worrying. I told her, I go "look monday nights are bad, but, if you wanna go we'll go" (Cos I got work the next day, I start early in the morning) now shes allready running late and shit.

fuck it. Bet u anything I get stood up.

[NakedAge]

told u I'd jinx it... well there goes that.. oh well

[dj c-los]

told u I'd jinx it... well there goes that.. oh well

homey, next time she invites you out unexpectedly just say "no."
just say "i'd love to but im real tired. im going to stay in..thank you."

you cant give in to everything that is thrown at you. you gotta play your cards right.

[JMJ]

told u I'd jinx it... well there goes that.. oh well

Nobody likes a trainwreck - I tried to tell ya.......JMJ

[The Buddy Love Show]

This is one of the most pathetic threads I've ever read on DHP and thats saying something

man the fuck up and stop acting and talking like a bitch

women respect a man of strength not some obsessed lil boy who puts pussy on a pedestal

[SuzanneT]

This is one of the most pathetic threads I've ever read on DHP and thats saying something

man the fuck up and stop acting and talking like a bitch

women respect a man of strength not some obsessed lil boy who puts pussy on a pedestal
:1luvu: *heavy sigh*

[kara]

fuck man, i don't know about any of you but i personally love when a guy is obssessed with me. my last 2 boyfriends had it bad .. and i knew it. and on many levels it ROCKED (for me at least).

signed,
princess kara

[dj c-los]

fuck man, i don't know about any of you but i personally love when a guy is obssessed with me. my last 2 boyfriends had it bad .. and i knew it. and on many levels it ROCKED (for me at least).

signed,
princess kara

its not bad to tell a chick "hey you look good" or "i like spending time...." but you cant be like that 24/7.
sometimes you gotta say "dayum, i aint made of money! you tihnk im made of money! i dont know who youve dated in the past but i aint them. why dont you pay for once? you aint all that. i can get ass somewhere else. dont think youre the only chick on earth!"

just sayin

[The Buddy Love Show]

fuck man, i don't know about any of you but i personally love when a guy is obssessed with me. my last 2 boyfriends had it bad .. and i knew it. and on many levels it ROCKED (for me at least).

signed,
princess kara

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/mark_blagrove/443px-Taxi_Driver_still_2.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/mark_blagrove/Reagan_assassination.jpg

[JMJ]

its not bad to tell a chick "hey you look good" or "i like spending time...." but you cant be like that 24/7.
sometimes you gotta say "dayum, i aint made of money! you tihnk im made of money! i dont know who youve dated in the past but i aint them. why dont you pay for once? you aint all that. i can get ass somewhere else. dont think youre the only chick on earth!"

just sayin

And how is this working out for you?.......JMJ

[Long Island Head]

Yeah I know what its like to be whipped:jpshakehead:

http://macumbalove.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jkenndy02.jpg

[kara]

its not bad to tell a chick "hey you look good" or "i like spending time...." but you cant be like that 24/7.
sometimes you gotta say "dayum, i aint made of money! you tihnk im made of money! i dont know who youve dated in the past but i aint them. why dont you pay for once? you aint all that. i can get ass somewhere else. dont think youre the only chick on earth!"

just sayin

whatever -. i like my men whipped, over easy, and served on a platter of GREEN.

[The Buddy Love Show]

And how is this working out for you?.......JMJ

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/mark_blagrove/jkon579l.jpg

[dj c-los]

And how is this working out for you?.......JMJ

:cool_shades:

[SuzanneT]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/mark_blagrove/443px-Taxi_Driver_still_2.jpg
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/mark_blagrove/Reagan_assassination.jpg
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU KNOW YOU WRONG!!!!!!!!!

[The Buddy Love Show]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU KNOW YOU WRONG!!!!!!!!!

obsession is a crazy thing

i'm about to warn the Aussie Prime Minister

[The Buddy Love Show]

"i didnt know you wouldnt like that kind of movie - we can see something else"

bwahahahahahahahahahaha

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/mark_blagrove/Taxi_Driver_still_1.jpg

[Elbert Phillips]

There's a certain level of attention and compliment-paying every partner is due however, I've found that showering people with obsessive amounts of attention/worship either results in a transfer of power, or they don't respect you. A gent wants his lady to know that he's into her but remember, balance always-seize the opportunity to be self-respecting next time around playa!

[And]

You jinxed yourself by:

1. Revealing you have no friends in "real life" to talk to...

2. Asking GOD for game and shit...

3. Your Psychic told you that you should play the lotto...

4. Watching Superbad (a movie about horny teenage boys trying to get girls drunk at a party so they can have sex with them..." tomorrow night with her...

5. Asking DHP to pray for you...

6. n/m



I suggest you

1. Go to Amazon.com and buy "Shut Up, Stop Whining, and Get a Life: A Kick-Butt Approach to a Better Life (Hardcover)" by Larry Winget...

2. Stop acting like you have never seen a real live woman before... :eek:

3. Take that Celine Dion "My Heart Will Go On" song off your voicemail...

4. Stop quoting dialogue from "The Way We Were and Maid in Manhattan..."

5. Should stop endorsing Total Fitness Gym on dates because Chuck Norris is your ideal of manliness...

6. Cut your wrists up the arm and not across...

:tongueout:




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Goodness man how do you keep it so funny?!

[NakedAge]

im not obsessed, I just liked her but, I knew from day dott it was gonna fuck up, thus I posted about it here.. It was nice to be excited about having such a fine speciment want me, but, I'm not fucken blind. If she wanted me so bad she'd of respected our plans. Fuck that..

I might of been whipped but I'm not obsessed.. I didnt message 50 million times a day and shit. I only called when SHE asked me to, and that was it. I liked her tho, can't denie that. I did wanna be with her. But, fuck man. In a way, if I'm so quick to tell her to get fucked, then maybe its for the best that it didn't work out. I can't love a chick who I can just fuck off like that. She was just the right face at the right time.. thats all. She has a grouse sense of humour and shit, but, shes too immature and not even in the good way... Too teenybopper.. fuck that.

[Jozana]

You shouldn't have given her your seat on the bus. you shouldve been honest with her & yourself and told her you felt like sitting down.

[JMJ]

im not obsessed, I just liked her but, I knew from day dott it was gonna fuck up, thus I posted about it here.. It was nice to be excited about having such a fine speciment want me, but, I'm not fucken blind. If she wanted me so bad she'd of respected our plans. Fuck that..

I might of been whipped but I'm not obsessed.. I didnt message 50 million times a day and shit. I only called when SHE asked me to, and that was it. I liked her tho, can't denie that. I did wanna be with her. But, fuck man. In a way, if I'm so quick to tell her to get fucked, then maybe its for the best that it didn't work out. I can't love a chick who I can just fuck off like that. She was just the right face at the right time.. thats all. She has a grouse sense of humour and shit, but, shes too immature and not even in the good way... Too teenybopper.. fuck that.

A mature guy like you needs a real woman or speciment......JMJ :thumbsup:

[kara]

You shouldn't have given her your seat on the bus. you shouldve been honest with her & yourself and told her you felt like sitting down.

:rofl:

[NakedAge]

mate i'm the most immature fucken clown on the plannet... I laughed for like, 7 hours today because a dog did a funny trick this morning. ... I'm still telling people how funny it was and theyre now calling me a fucken knob because the simplest things amuse me.. Infact I cant even say erection with out giggling ...


Anyways, so I fucked up right.. big deal? .... She text messaged my phone this morning at 2am.. shes like "I know your upset but fuckkk i miss you" kinda shit.. HAH yeah dicks, cos probably every fucken other guy has fucked her off now and I'm the only dickhead who can fall for her charm...

Unfortunately I know this to be true and I truly am a sucker for a pretty smile.
I haven't forgiven her and shit. And probably wont.. but the lines been drawn. She had a chance, she fucked it. If she wants a friend to sook to about her other boy dramas to come in the future, fuck man, I'll lend my shoulders till they wrinkle into the shape of her tears, butttt, being more than a buddy now, I doubt it. Everyone deserves a chance but if you fuck it up don't come crying afterwards, especially when its been made clear that if you do, your not getting another, and especially when its even been explained how to NOT fuck up that chance.

[The Buddy Love Show]

mate i'm the most immature fucken clown on the plannet... I laughed for like, 7 hours today because a dog did a funny trick this morning. ... I'm still telling people how funny it was and theyre now calling me a fucken knob because the simplest things amuse me.. Infact I cant even say erection with out giggling ...


Anyways, so I fucked up right.. big deal? .... She text messaged my phone this morning at 2am.. shes like "I know your upset but fuckkk i miss you" kinda shit.. HAH yeah dicks, cos probably every fucken other guy has fucked her off now and I'm the only dickhead who can fall for her charm...

Unfortunately I know this to be true and I truly am a sucker for a pretty smile.
I haven't forgiven her and shit. And probably wont.. but the lines been drawn. She had a chance, she fucked it. If she wants a friend to sook to about her other boy dramas to come in the future, fuck man, I'll lend my shoulders till they wrinkle into the shape of her tears, butttt, being more than a buddy now, I doubt it. Everyone deserves a chance but if you fuck it up don't come crying afterwards, especially when its been made clear that if you do, your not getting another, and especially when its even been explained how to NOT fuck up that chance.

WEAK!

[TonyB]

mate i'm the most immature fucken clown on the plannet... I laughed for like, 7 hours today because a dog did a funny trick this morning. ... I'm still telling people how funny it was and theyre now calling me a fucken knob because the simplest things amuse me.. Infact I cant even say erection with out giggling ...


Anyways, so I fucked up right.. big deal? .... She text messaged my phone this morning at 2am.. shes like "I know your upset but fuckkk i miss you" kinda shit.. HAH yeah dicks, cos probably every fucken other guy has fucked her off now and I'm the only dickhead who can fall for her charm...

Unfortunately I know this to be true and I truly am a sucker for a pretty smile.
I haven't forgiven her and shit. And probably wont.. but the lines been drawn. She had a chance, she fucked it. If she wants a friend to sook to about her other boy dramas to come in the future, fuck man, I'll lend my shoulders till they wrinkle into the shape of her tears, butttt, being more than a buddy now, I doubt it. Everyone deserves a chance but if you fuck it up don't come crying afterwards, especially when its been made clear that if you do, your not getting another, and especially when its even been explained how to NOT fuck up that chance.

^^^Want some cheese with your 'whine' sir???
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.Seriously bruh, learn to love AND respect yourself FIRST and foremost, BEFORE you get all bent out of shape over some woman. Confidence (hell, even a lil bit of arrogance) will get you a lot further with the ladies.

[The Buddy Love Show]

she had a chance and she fucked it up....what kinda "endicott" bullshit is that

LOL

....its more like "i'm a wonderful thing baby" - LEARN!

dont say i never gave ya nothing

now, i gotta get back to the e's

edwina, eunice, egbertha, ethel.....

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[ebot9000]

Ah to be 22. Nothing quite like Young Love

[dj c-los]

mate i'm the most immature fucken clown on the plannet... I laughed for like, 7 hours today because a dog did a funny trick this morning. ... I'm still telling people how funny it was and theyre now calling me a fucken knob because the simplest things amuse me.. Infact I cant even say erection with out giggling ...


Anyways, so I fucked up right.. big deal? .... She text messaged my phone this morning at 2am.. shes like "I know your upset but fuckkk i miss you" kinda shit.. HAH yeah dicks, cos probably every fucken other guy has fucked her off now and I'm the only dickhead who can fall for her charm...

Unfortunately I know this to be true and I truly am a sucker for a pretty smile.
I haven't forgiven her and shit. And probably wont.. but the lines been drawn. She had a chance, she fucked it. If she wants a friend to sook to about her other boy dramas to come in the future, fuck man, I'll lend my shoulders till they wrinkle into the shape of her tears, butttt, being more than a buddy now, I doubt it. Everyone deserves a chance but if you fuck it up don't come crying afterwards, especially when its been made clear that if you do, your not getting another, and especially when its even been explained how to NOT fuck up that chance.

dude, did you at least bone her?
add that notch to your belt. :thumbsup:

dont go fallen more in love after hittin it :jpshakehead:

[The Buddy Love Show]

dude, did you at least bone her?
add that notch to your belt. :thumbsup:

dont go fallen more in love after hittin it :jpshakehead:

homeboy didnt even get to go thru her garbage and sniff her used tampons ( errr, ummm, not that i'm into that kind of thing.....anymore)

[dj c-los]

homeboy didnt even get to go thru her garbage and sniff her used tampons ( errr, ummm, not that i'm into that kind of thing.....anymore)

so sniffin her used toilet paper is the closest he's going to get to her brown eye? :jpshakehead:

[The Buddy Love Show]

so sniffin her used toilet paper is the closest he's going to get to her brown eye? :jpshakehead:

SAD isnt it? so very SAD

[Bill Blake]

Wait so after all this shit it last for like half a day with a date that never happened?

Yo man!

[TAC]

:conf06:

[The Buddy Love Show]

Wait so after all this shit it last for like half a day with a date that never happened?

Yo man!

Oh no

It happened.....

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/mark_blagrove/200386053-001.jpg

[TonyB]

Oh no

It happened.....

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/mark_blagrove/200386053-001.jpg

^^^Bwuhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuzanneT]

Oh no

It happened.....

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/mark_blagrove/200386053-001.jpg
I am dyin!!!!!!!!!!!:icon_rofl:

Like I said in the other thread, he is Exhibit A http://deephousepage.com/forums/showthread.php?p=538902#post538902

[The Buddy Love Show]

You got to reverse it. Don't be pussy-whipped, whip that pussy. Like this here, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/mark_blagrove/JohnWither_Ausse_738838_400.jpg

[DeesKo]

im not obsessed, I just liked her but, I knew from day dott it was gonna fuck up, thus I posted about it here.. It was nice to be excited about having such a fine speciment want me, but, I'm not fucken blind. If she wanted me so bad she'd of respected our plans. Fuck that..

I might of been whipped but I'm not obsessed.. I didnt message 50 million times a day and shit. I only called when SHE asked me to, and that was it. I liked her tho, can't denie that. I did wanna be with her. But, fuck man. In a way, if I'm so quick to tell her to get fucked, then maybe its for the best that it didn't work out. I can't love a chick who I can just fuck off like that. She was just the right face at the right time.. thats all. She has a grouse sense of humour and shit, but, shes too immature and not even in the good way... Too teenybopper.. fuck that.






mate i'm the most immature fucken clown on the plannet... I laughed for like, 7 hours today because a dog did a funny trick this morning. ... I'm still telling people how funny it was and theyre now calling me a fucken knob because the simplest things amuse me.. Infact I cant even say erection with out giggling ...


Anyways, so I fucked up right.. big deal? .... She text messaged my phone this morning at 2am.. shes like "I know your upset but fuckkk i miss you" kinda shit.. HAH yeah dicks, cos probably every fucken other guy has fucked her off now and I'm the only dickhead who can fall for her charm...

Unfortunately I know this to be true and I truly am a sucker for a pretty smile.
I haven't forgiven her and shit. And probably wont.. but the lines been drawn. She had a chance, she fucked it. If she wants a friend to sook to about her other boy dramas to come in the future, fuck man, I'll lend my shoulders till they wrinkle into the shape of her tears, butttt, being more than a buddy now, I doubt it. Everyone deserves a chance but if you fuck it up don't come crying afterwards, especially when its been made clear that if you do, your not getting another, and especially when its even been explained how to NOT fuck up that chance.



So lemme get this straight.... you had a sorta date with a friend who might have been heading possibly towards dating territory. A friend you know good and well you're gaga over.

Plans get flipped around ONE time and you resort to this mess ?

1. All that above is you tryin to act like you ain't hurt about getting stood up, and it's coming out as venom. Just admit that shit hurt your feelings a little bit and get over it.

2. Most importantly, realize getting over it doesn't mean never being able to forgive her for one set of plans that got changed. The end goal here is to get with the girl you already said you thought was perfect. You're gonna throw that chance away over ONE thing?

That's silly dude.

That's watched one too many "manly man" movies and listened to one to many still single, once divorced, sittin at home on the couch with their boys playing playstation 3 at 4:30 in the morning lonely ass mofo's talkin about "fuck that, be a man, tell her to kiss your ass....... and please come over, I need someone to drink beer with while I try to beat Madden 2007"


If you want to be a stand up straight up no playing games straight to the point kinda person that respects themselves and the other person, get over it. Arrange a 2nd "date" at some point in the near future and give it a chance instead of resorting to forcing it to go away so that you don't risk getting your feelings hurt again.

Just let that shit go. It's ONE time dawg. ONE time.

Maybe she got a hit of some realllllly good weed and was just not able to drive to come get you, and is too embarrassed to admit it. Maybe she had dinner and it didn't sit so well in her stomach and she had some nasty farts going on and was embarrassed.

When you go out, don't harp on it or sit around trying to sulk like a freakin' baby. Man up, suck it up and go on about your business going out on a date and trying to bag your perfect woman.

Get over the ONE TIME mess up and move on with trying to get with a girl you've already said you're hot over.

If you're the type that likes to or feels the need to play games, suck it up anyway, go on a second date and spend it trying to play jedi mind tricks and make her feel all kinda bad about standing you up so that she's jocking YOU and trying to make you NOT be mad at her and see how that goes. It might work for a night or two, but it ain't the best way to go for the longer haul IMHO.


End result.....

It was ONE freakin' movie date with a friend. Calm the fuck down. How many times have you bailed on your boys at the last minute?

Peace

[Beattyful]

yo naked age...

i think it's so sweet that you feel for this woman like you do. i put pussy on a pedastal too, so i feel you. :)

TRUST... from a woman's perspective, SELF-CONFIDENCE is the ultimate turn-on. think about all the ugly azz mo'fos you've seen out with the hottest women (marc antony and j-lo for example). they ain't cute, but they KNOW they are the shit - it's not about being arrogant, or being an azzhole... it's about loving yourself so much that you know you are a wonderful offering to any person who is worthy. once you put that type of energy out there... it's contagious!

from your post, it seems like you're still a little unsure of yourself. maybe that last relationship was a doozy? like others have said, just be yourself. rather, be your SUPER CONFIDENT self and she will looooove your azz. if you're acting whipped 'cuz you think you can't get better, then she will smell it a mile away. you don't want her to buy into the bullshit that you don't think that you're deserving. once you put that kind of energy out there, she'll sense it and start believing it to.

GOOD LUCK!!!!

[NakedAge]

Ey fuck, I was whipped, I was man enough to admit. I fucked it up... Man enough to admit that to. I've proudly exposed my weakness in women because I know I can expose it and have it attacked AND STILL COME OUT THE OTHER SIDE A WINNER!!! RAHHHH :D

But yeah, like, as a friend, we been trying to take it further for a while, but, its just not gonna happen. Sometimes people just work better as friends. Like I said, we couldn't even get on one date with out wanting to kill eachother.

See, I'm wrapt she even pulled me up tho, cos as her friend, I knew the inner workings of her life, and I knew she was the girl every guy wanted. And guess who she chose? And in the end, guess who rejected her? It's what NakedAge Rejects, that makes NakedAge the best :) (like them john west commercials)

Deesko... Mate. I'll admit it hurt. it fucken stung me hard cos she was perfection in my eyes, but the reason we were only friends was because I knew she was too good to be true and didn't get involved cos I seen that shit happen before. Thats why, I recognised the emotions I was feeling for her and was able to make this thread about them. I forgave her, I didn't forget tho. She made contact afterwards, saying she misses me. I told her, I go "look, I'll be your friend, but, thats it. I don't wanna be angry at you cos I like you alot but, you proven yourself too unreliable for me to get involved with"

It was one time but, I warned her. She wanted me, I said, "look ok, we'll give it a shot, but heres the rules, what ever you do, don't fuck me like that cos thats the 1 thing I cant tolerate"

mate she could of slept with another guy for all I care and I wouldn't of been as upset.. But, she wasted my time when I specifically said "what ever you do, Don't waste my time" Thats my #1 rule. Cos, it takes effort for me to ARRANGE time for us. I have to schedule shit. I have daily plans. I don't wanna sound important or nothing, but, my days are scheduled, in a diary, I needa know where I am and shit. The date was for a monday, and I told her mondays are hard and still made an effort, and she fucked me up. Why? Because she didn't respect my time. She thinks I got time to throw away. That I can just sit around and when someone calls and says "drop everything lets go out" that I can, well, I can't. If people wanna go out with me they gotta fucken book it. It's sad but, thats my life. I'm a workaholic.

Next move is hers. .. I told her, "heres my friendship, do what you like with it" I hope she takes it, if she doesn't, she aint worth it.

you know what they say "if you love something let it go if it doesnt return it was never yours to begin with"

I work better on my own.

[Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand]

Ey fuck, I was whipped, I was man enough to admit. I fucked it up... Man enough to admit that to. I've proudly exposed my weakness in women because I know I can expose it and have it attacked AND STILL COME OUT THE OTHER SIDE A WINNER!!! RAHHHH :D

But yeah, like, as a friend, we been trying to take it further for a while, but, its just not gonna happen. Sometimes people just work better as friends. Like I said, we couldn't even get on one date with out wanting to kill eachother.

See, I'm wrapt she even pulled me up tho, cos as her friend, I knew the inner workings of her life, and I knew she was the girl every guy wanted. And guess who she chose? And in the end, guess who rejected her? It's what NakedAge Rejects, that makes NakedAge the best :) (like them john west commercials)

Deesko... Mate. I'll admit it hurt. it fucken stung me hard cos she was perfection in my eyes, but the reason we were only friends was because I knew she was too good to be true and didn't get involved cos I seen that shit happen before. Thats why, I recognised the emotions I was feeling for her and was able to make this thread about them. I forgave her, I didn't forget tho. She made contact afterwards, saying she misses me. I told her, I go "look, I'll be your friend, but, thats it. I don't wanna be angry at you cos I like you alot but, you proven yourself too unreliable for me to get involved with"

It was one time but, I warned her. She wanted me, I said, "look ok, we'll give it a shot, but heres the rules, what ever you do, don't fuck me like that cos thats the 1 thing I cant tolerate"

mate she could of slept with another guy for all I care and I wouldn't of been as upset.. But, she wasted my time when I specifically said "what ever you do, Don't waste my time" Thats my #1 rule. Cos, it takes effort for me to ARRANGE time for us. I have to schedule shit. I have daily plans. I don't wanna sound important or nothing, but, my days are scheduled, in a diary, I needa know where I am and shit. The date was for a monday, and I told her mondays are hard and still made an effort, and she fucked me up. Why? Because she didn't respect my time. She thinks I got time to throw away. That I can just sit around and when someone calls and says "drop everything lets go out" that I can, well, I can't. If people wanna go out with me they gotta fucken book it. It's sad but, thats my life. I'm a workaholic.

Next move is hers. .. I told her, "heres my friendship, do what you like with it" I hope she takes it, if she doesn't, she aint worth it.

you know what they say "if you love something let it go if it doesnt return it was never yours to begin with"

I work better on my own.

No disrespect but it sounds like you were a boy-toy I'm just saying

[TAC]

You got to reverse it. Don't be pussy-whipped, whip that pussy. Like this here, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/mark_blagrove/JohnWither_Ausse_738838_400.jpg

hahahahahahaha You went there. Everytime I see this thread, I keep thinking of this guy...

[dj c-los]

It was one time but, I warned her. She wanted me, I said, "look ok, we'll give it a shot, but heres the rules, what ever you do, don't fuck me like that cos thats the 1 thing I cant tolerate"

this is where youre messing up. you dont lay "rules."

just be STRAIGHT UP and say:
"i dont play games."
"i dont take shit"
"make me something to eat"
"drop your panties."

you gotta make demands and get away from "negotiatiing" your position.

[The Buddy Love Show]

I have daily plans. I don't wanna sound important or nothing, but, my days are scheduled, in a diary,


A DIARY!!!!!!!!!

DID YOU SAY A DIARY!!!!!!!!!

If I were your father I'd beat your fucking ass

A DIARY!!!!!!!!!

HE SAID A DIARY!!!!!!

OUTBACK BROKEBACK!!!!!!!!!

[TAC]

OUTBACK BROKEBACK!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahaha to many words

Let's just say OUTBACK BROKEBACK = BACK BROKE :rofl5:

[Bill Blake]

Well it’s more manly to say journal, but I’m cool with that.

[The Buddy Love Show]

hahahahahaha to many words

Let's just say OUTBACK BROKEBACK = BACK BROKE :rofl5:
hahahahahahahahaha

you cant make this shit up - if i were to tell my boys some shit like this thread they'd beat my ass ( and i'd deserve it - MANLAW!!!!)


back broke bloke

[The Buddy Love Show]

Well it’s more manly to say journal, but I’m cool with that.

thats what naked ages fantasy girl told him - while he was painting her toes.....with his tongue


worm

[SuzanneT]

hahahahahaha to many words

Let's just say OUTBACK BROKEBACK = BACK BROKE :rofl5:
LMMFAO @ both of yall.

But now I get why men don't help lamegamers

woo back broke... :icon_rofl:

[jojaujae3]

I've been hanging to tell someone about it but I can't tell any of my friends in real life so I'm gonna blurt it out here.

Its, . You know whennnnnn .. You leave a bad relationship, and your all depressed because you think nothing better will come along, then unexpectedly, your faced with the attention of a girl whom, meets your standards and your perception of the ideal women more than the last one or any other before? And you can't believe it your like "what the fuck? This girl is so beautiful, she could have any man ever, but, shes giving me all this attention?" But, not a rebound thing, like, after you've gotten over the ex and moved on and are kinda just in limbo?

Thats happend to me, (though In writing this I've probably jinxed it)

I'm trying not to become whipped, but too late.. i'm there... This will probably end badly now but fuck.. I've always said Im the luckiest man alive and now I believe it to be truer than ever... SO PRAY FOR ME KIDS!!! pray that I don't fuck this up. Tell God to give me game and shit because, I got told from a psychic or someone that tomorow my life is supposed to change, and that I should play lotto etc... And now. I'm gonna go and watch super bad tomorow night, with, the girl who physically is everything I ever dreamed of, and who resembles everything I ever wanted in a partner mentally also... my friends PRAY!!!!!

God help me :( I'm pussy whipped :(
I smell....... PUSSY:rofl5:

[The Buddy Love Show]

How can ya tell the world you're pussy whipped and you didn't even get the pussy?

Naked Age, do you have an older and bigger brother? Hopefully an ex special forces/marlboro man/dirk diggler type psychopath? He needs to see this thread so's he can kick yo ass all the way from Darwin to Melbourne

MAN UP!

[SuzanneT]

I smell....... PUSSY:rofl5:
AHAHAHAHA No he don't!

[The Buddy Love Show]

The closest Naked Age is going to get to pussy is a visit to the Sydney Animal Shelter

and even then he'll prolly end up adopting a puppy

[jojaujae3]

The closest Naked Age is going to get to pussy is a visit to the Sydney Animal Shelter

and even then he'll prolly end up adopting a puppy
:rofl5:

[Armento]

mate she could of (have) slept with another guy for all I care and I wouldn't of (have) been as upset.. for the record, she did.

you'll be all right kid. leave the roo farm, go out get some pussy

[The Buddy Love Show]

http://www.ubersite.com/m/80252 - Naked Age is moving up this list

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/mark_blagrove/239.jpg

[jojaujae3]

http://www.ubersite.com/m/80252 - Naked Age is moving up this list

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/mark_blagrove/239.jpg
:lol:
Talk about getting PUNKED

[Beattyful]

awwww... come on now guys. nakedage is a sensitive cat. lots of women like that in a brotha.

[RX]

The closest Naked Age is going to get to pussy is a visit to the Sydney Animal Shelter

and even then he'll prolly end up adopting a puppy

you are so right for this :rofl5:

[SuzanneT]

awwww... come on now guys. nakedage is a sensitive cat. lots of women like that in a brotha.
Gurl that ain't sensitive that's whiny. "My rules! My Rules!" I hope him, his rule's, his hand, and vaseline are very happy together.

[And]

I work better on my own.

http://static.flickr.com/68/226741830_3c97ad83b2_o.jpg

both heads agree on that?

[The Buddy Love Show]

http://static.flickr.com/68/226741830_3c97ad83b2_o.jpg

both heads agree on that?

LOL!

[NakedAge]

awwww... come on now guys. nakedage is a sensitive cat. lots of women like that in a brotha.

Actually.. I'm not.. I'm actually quite shallow, if I wasn't I wouldnt of cracked the shits and put the fucking up of my schedule ahead of hers.

As for diary... What the fuck? Dont you have them in America? Them books and it has the date in it, and the time, and you write down like "12:00pm Wednesday - Lunch with the president" kinda shit so you know where you gotta be and at what time and shit?

And yeah i got an older brother.... But fuck you think I'm a pussy? I'm WAY more masculine than he is. I do like, construction, labouring, physical, get your hands dirty kinda work.. he ... well.. lets just say my hands are rougher than his.

I dont care if you guys label me a pussy and shit, cos, only pussies do that :)
you guys made my thread smell fishy :)

Suzanne T.. If you told someone, "do what ever you like but dont press the red button" and they pressed it, you'd be pissed off? I'm sorry but, other aspects of my life come first. I'm great at masturbating.. So, it doesn't worry me if I get laid cos my hands do a better job than some flaps do anyway.

We're speaking and shit again.. We're back to being friends. I like her, she knows it, but, she also knows other aspects of my life come first, and she knows that if she wants me to truly LOVE HER, not like but LOVE her, then she knows the way to get me to LOVE her is to be respectful to my schedule.. NOT SYMPATHETIC, just respectful. It doesnt have to be that we go out JUST when I say so or anything, but if we make plans I expect her to respect them. Not abandon them at the last minute.

What about her rules? She has this fucked up thing about picking me up in her car, she wont let me go and get her.. So we both have rules.

But hey, we're still friends and friends make the best lovers. If fighting this kind of shit now means that in the future if we do ever manage to hook up we can sustain that relationship and have it blossom and shit, then why the fuck not? Maybe we're sposed to see the worst of eachother right now so we can decide if we REALLY wanna be more than friends.


Until then.. SPANK ME AGAIN BABY! :) whpshhhhhhhhhh

[Soleful]

Actually.. I'm not.. I'm actually quite shallow, if I wasn't I wouldnt of cracked the shits and put the fucking up of my schedule ahead of hers.

As for diary... What the fuck? Dont you have them in America? Them books and it has the date in it, and the time, and you write down like "12:00pm Wednesday - Lunch with the president" kinda shit so you know where you gotta be and at what time and shit?

And yeah i got an older brother.... But fuck you think I'm a pussy? I'm WAY more masculine than he is. I do like, construction, labouring, physical, get your hands dirty kinda work.. he ... well.. lets just say my hands are rougher than his.

I dont care if you guys label me a pussy and shit, cos, only pussies do that :)
you guys made my thread smell fishy :)

Suzanne T.. If you told someone, "do what ever you like but dont press the red button" and they pressed it, you'd be pissed off? I'm sorry but, other aspects of my life come first. I'm great at masturbating.. So, it doesn't worry me if I get laid cos my hands do a better job than some flaps do anyway.

We're speaking and shit again.. We're back to being friends. I like her, she knows it, but, she also knows other aspects of my life come first, and she knows that if she wants me to truly LOVE HER, not like but LOVE her, then she knows the way to get me to LOVE her is to be respectful to my schedule.. NOT SYMPATHETIC, just respectful. It doesnt have to be that we go out JUST when I say so or anything, but if we make plans I expect her to respect them. Not abandon them at the last minute.

What about her rules? She has this fucked up thing about picking me up in her car, she wont let me go and get her.. So we both have rules.

But hey, we're still friends and friends make the best lovers. If fighting this kind of shit now means that in the future if we do ever manage to hook up we can sustain that relationship and have it blossom and shit, then why the fuck not? Maybe we're sposed to see the worst of eachother right now so we can decide if we REALLY wanna be more than friends.


Until then.. SPANK ME AGAIN BABY! :) whpshhhhhhhhhh

Oh Hell Fuckin no!! This thread aint goin away just yet!!

How the fuck you gonna say some shit like this:
"I'm great at masturbating.. So, it doesn't worry me if I get laid cos my hands do a better job than some flaps do anyway."

For Fucks Sake you wanker!! Jerkin off is only meant as an interim or temporary fix or pressure releaser NOT a fukin substitute for or replacement of pussy or even ass (if that's how you roll). I mean how can you even face yourself in the mirror after writing some shit like that. And what nasty ass skanks you been with that would even remotely have you writing, thinking or imagining that pussy walls are FLAPS. I mean you cant make this shit up. :wtf:kinda used up, yay wide gap having, holland tunnel for a pussy having heffas you banging SON?

Clarification: di·a·ry <table class="luna-Ent"><tbody><tr><td class="dn" valign="top">1.</td><td valign="top">a daily record, usually private, esp. of the writer's own experiences, observations, feelings, attitudes, etc.

What you seem to be referring to is commonly called a weekly planner or schedule. But let's be clear. If you can't make time for some pussy then you, my friend, are in for some serious hand chaffing!!





</td></tr></tbody></table>

[ebot9000]

:wtf:kinda used up, yay wide gap having, holland tunnel for a pussy having heffas you banging SON?

:smashfreakB:

[DJ Timmy Richardson]

Actually.. I'm not.. I'm actually quite shallow, if I wasn't I wouldnt of cracked the shits and put the fucking up of my schedule ahead of hers.

As for diary... What the fuck? Dont you have them in America? Them books and it has the date in it, and the time, and you write down like "12:00pm Wednesday - Lunch with the president" kinda shit so you know where you gotta be and at what time and shit?

And yeah i got an older brother.... But fuck you think I'm a pussy? I'm WAY more masculine than he is. I do like, construction, labouring, physical, get your hands dirty kinda work.. he ... well.. lets just say my hands are rougher than his.

I dont care if you guys label me a pussy and shit, cos, only pussies do that :)
you guys made my thread smell fishy :)

Suzanne T.. If you told someone, "do what ever you like but dont press the red button" and they pressed it, you'd be pissed off? I'm sorry but, other aspects of my life come first. I'm great at masturbating.. So, it doesn't worry me if I get laid cos my hands do a better job than some flaps do anyway.

We're speaking and shit again.. We're back to being friends. I like her, she knows it, but, she also knows other aspects of my life come first, and she knows that if she wants me to truly LOVE HER, not like but LOVE her, then she knows the way to get me to LOVE her is to be respectful to my schedule.. NOT SYMPATHETIC, just respectful. It doesnt have to be that we go out JUST when I say so or anything, but if we make plans I expect her to respect them. Not abandon them at the last minute.

What about her rules? She has this fucked up thing about picking me up in her car, she wont let me go and get her.. So we both have rules.

But hey, we're still friends and friends make the best lovers. If fighting this kind of shit now means that in the future if we do ever manage to hook up we can sustain that relationship and have it blossom and shit, then why the fuck not? Maybe we're sposed to see the worst of eachother right now so we can decide if we REALLY wanna be more than friends.


Until then.. SPANK ME AGAIN BABY! :) whpshhhhhhhhhh

Man you are at a young age. You would be wise to listen to what every guy on this page has been thru this b4 is telling you . Trust me all men have been flaked on. But there are ways to avoid letting it happen. Being a man has nothing to do with how rough your hands are. Women want a man who isn't gonna jump cuz she says so. Cuz that spells wuss. You admit that you are a loser when it comes to women. That means you need help with your inner game. Why would you call yourself a loser, and then not expect women to pick up on that. Women are very perceptive. They can read yo ass b4 you even say hi. Thinking positive can go a long way.

Saying she is too good to be true means what. That pretty girls are to be treated differently from average girls. If she is as fine as you say, she is approached all the time. And most of the time it's by guys with your mindset. So you know how to avoid this for the next one, don't be like the other guys. Treat her with indifference. Anyway that's my spiel. Take it or leave it. Heed this advice and you'll be a very happy young man for a while. Or you can continue putting women on pedestals that they don't wanna be on and get 'lucky" every few years or so.

[Lady_of_da_House]

Heey.. just read an article on the dating circuit.. "nice is out.. Nasty in IN....

[DJ Timmy Richardson]

Heey.. just read an article on the dating circuit.. "nice is out.. Nasty in IN....

More like try to be in the middle of both.

[Lady_of_da_House]

More like try to be in the middle of both. Lol.. nothing wrong with being in the mix..in the mix...

[DJ Timmy Richardson]

Lol.. nothing wrong with being in the mix..in the mix...

LOL There's not a problem that I can't fix

[jimmymack-2000]

I missed this thread...

My advice: ask her to come over and shit in your mouth. Nothing says submisison than deep-throating someone's choad.

[NakedAge]

Oh Hell Fuckin no!! This thread aint goin away just yet!!

How the fuck you gonna say some shit like this:
"I'm great at masturbating.. So, it doesn't worry me if I get laid cos my hands do a better job than some flaps do anyway."[/SIZE]</td></tr></tbody></table>


Relax rock star I was taking the piss.

JimmyJack... Not my style.. ... But her ass has a mad formation to it.

I noticed all the guys in this thread play the 'treat em mean keep em keen' card. Fuck that.
It's as if you guys need to prove your masculinity and shit to eachother, and expect me to do the same? Sorry kids, I'm not gonna try prove I'm not a pussy over the internet .. Besides the thread is "God help me, I'm whipped" so fuck man, it's pretty much an open invitation saying "look at me I'm a big fat pussy"

Mean while, some of the ladies have been like, "Whats this rulessss bullshit" kinda stuff. ... I sense here, some of the guys play the treat em mean keep em keen card, but deeeeeep down are just as much, if not a bigger pussy than I am. Fuck man, least I wasn't pussy enough to let her know I'm not gonna take her fucken shit (Even in the mouth JimmyJack) no matter how pussy whipped I am.

Mr Timmy Richardson, I agree completely dood. Just cos I like a girl, don't mean I'm gonna take her crap, and I let her know it.

She's too good to be true in that, every guy has his perception of what he wants his perfect female to be. She was mine, BUT, it takes ALOT more than a pretty face dood.. ALOT more. Which is why, when she played games, I didn't take no shit.. And everyone is like "man it was 1 time 1 time" well yeah, but, if you grow up and you know shooting yourself in the head is gonna kill you, and your able to understand that, and you go and do it anyway, well, it only takes one time.
And I'm the pussy? Comeeeeeeeeee On!

And she approached me. I see girls like that, and I don't go near them cos I know I'll fuck it up :)

But yeah. The roughness of hands thing was like, a metaphore.




Point is right. I'm not gonna treat her mean to get her..... I don't care if nasty is in or not. I'm not a cunt of a man... BUT!!!....... I know what I like and I know it takes more than a pretty face to get me on my knees for a women, so, whilst I'm here pining over how pretty she is, and how we been friends and shit for a while and all that, she's still gotta prove shes not a slag before she has me all to herself. I'm not gonna take any of her shit just cos she's beautiful, I don't care how whipped I am.

I'm sure I gotta prove myself to her aswell. But if we have to change who we are as people to get varification that we can be good together, then, it's not gonna work. You have to accept the girl for all she is for it to work out, and she has to accept me for all I am, and thats it. I'm not gonna put on some fucken, mr tough guy act. I don't need to :) MACHO MACHOOOOO MANNNNNN!! I WANT TO BEEEEE A MACHOOOOO MANNNNN! :)

[DJ Timmy Richardson]

Relax rock star I was taking the piss.

JimmyJack... Not my style.. ... But her ass has a mad formation to it.

I noticed all the guys in this thread play the 'treat em mean keep em keen' card. Fuck that.
It's as if you guys need to prove your masculinity and shit to eachother, and expect me to do the same? Sorry kids, I'm not gonna try prove I'm not a pussy over the internet .. Besides the thread is "God help me, I'm whipped" so fuck man, it's pretty much an open invitation saying "look at me I'm a big fat pussy"

Mean while, some of the ladies have been like, "Whats this rulessss bullshit" kinda stuff. ... I sense here, some of the guys play the treat em mean keep em keen card, but deeeeeep down are just as much, if not a bigger pussy than I am. Fuck man, least I wasn't pussy enough to let her know I'm not gonna take her fucken shit (Even in the mouth JimmyJack) no matter how pussy whipped I am.

Mr Timmy Richardson, I agree completely dood. Just cos I like a girl, don't mean I'm gonna take her crap, and I let her know it.

She's too good to be true in that, every guy has his perception of what he wants his perfect female to be. She was mine, BUT, it takes ALOT more than a pretty face dood.. ALOT more. Which is why, when she played games, I didn't take no shit.. And everyone is like "man it was 1 time 1 time" well yeah, but, if you grow up and you know shooting yourself in the head is gonna kill you, and your able to understand that, and you go and do it anyway, well, it only takes one time.
And I'm the pussy? Comeeeeeeeeee On!

And she approached me. I see girls like that, and I don't go near them cos I know I'll fuck it up :)

But yeah. The roughness of hands thing was like, a metaphore.




Point is right. I'm not gonna treat her mean to get her..... I don't care if nasty is in or not. I'm not a cunt of a man... BUT!!!....... I know what I like and I know it takes more than a pretty face to get me on my knees for a women, so, whilst I'm here pining over how pretty she is, and how we been friends and shit for a while and all that, she's still gotta prove shes not a slag before she has me all to herself. I'm not gonna take any of her shit just cos she's beautiful, I don't care how whipped I am.

I'm sure I gotta prove myself to her aswell. But if we have to change who we are as people to get varification that we can be good together, then, it's not gonna work. You have to accept the girl for all she is for it to work out, and she has to accept me for all I am, and thats it. I'm not gonna put on some fucken, mr tough guy act. I don't need to :) MACHO MACHOOOOO MANNNNNN!! I WANT TO BEEEEE A MACHOOOOO MANNNNN! :)

Who said be mean? Again you are saying you can't approach an attractive woman ( in your eyes of course). But you have no problem approaching a lesser attractive woman. Why are they supposed to be different? You are at a stage right now where you should hang out with some guys who actually get a lot of women. You will see they aren't really mean, but they ain't acting like they NEED a woman. Again. Most men, and probably all have experienced what you are going thru. There used to be a dj in NYC named Super Rockin Mr Magic who signed off every week with:

"...any fool can learn from his own mistakes, but it takesa wise man or a wise girl like you to learn from the mistakes made by others." :conf44:

[NakedAge]

nah its different here, and someone wrote "nice is out, nastys in"

I dont approach less attractive women either really. I dont generally approach women at all to be honest. I've, never had a girlfriend who, I saw, found attractive, asked her out randomly etc. It's all been girls who, I've seen across the room, they seen me, they've come to me and we became friends and then hooked up, or we met via neutural friends, and then became friends, and decided to take it further etc.


But see the guys who get heaps of girls here, they DO treat them mean. All the girls here want a 'nice' man.. They go for the nasty man for sex, but they all wanna settle with a 'nice man' .. I dont know which I fall under, cos I know I'm a nice guy, like, I give up my seat to old farts on the bus and shit... But I'm a cunt to. I have two extremes, and no ground in the middle. I'm either really nice or really mean at any one time.


See, I don't see any of this as 'mistakes' I definately see it as learning, but not mistakes. I see this as, refining. I always say "ok so this one didn't work, look at the qualities you liked in her, find a girl who has all those, with out the ones you hate, and maybe some others" etc etc, and so the next girl, is ALWAYS alot better than the last. I'm at a point now where, girls like these, approaching me is like a massive confidence boost, and I feel honoured.

Man you guys might see me as a pussy, but I'm the luckiest man alive. I'm lucky because I know that whilst this might be a cunt to go through right now
by the end of it, I'm going to end up with the most perfect girl I've ever known, for EVER.. whether it turns out this girl is her, or whether it turns out she's not and this is all to just further refine EXACTLY what I'm after in a partner.

Physically, the quality of women where I come from is amazing. You'd be hard pressed to get an ugly chick.

See as someone else said "Oh to be 22 again" or somethign like that.. Thats exactly right, I'm only 22. It's not like I'm looking to get married and shit, I still got my whole life infront of me to waste. I'm at the age now where I needa set myself up. The point where you put the hard work into your career so when your older you have one day to day, the point where you go out and test the waters of love and find what you like and shit so that later when your older and you wake up everyday to same face you never get bored of it.

I'm not, SAD right now. I'm not depressed about this.. I'm like "oh well, its a shame cos she was really pretty" but thats it. And yeah I hope one day something does happen but I'm not gonna put all my loads into 1 ovary.
I still got my ex knocking for some loving, as well as an ex model who I've known for years who'se recently turned vagina ga ga for me.

I have a feeling next saturday night is gonna be my night tho :) OOOOOOOO I CANT WAIT!!! (not with this chick) its gonna be a random night, but its at my favourite venue in melbourne. I'm gonna wear my I LOVE SEX T-Shirt, and I think I'm gonna try my approachability skills and start chatting up randoms :)

[DJ Timmy Richardson]

'm gonna wear my I LOVE SEX T-Shirt, and I think I'm gonna try my approachability skills and start chatting up randoms

Why not. What's the worst thing that can happen if you go up to a woman and say HI. You ever see anything physically happen to anyone who did that. Think about this. What happens if you don't say anything. Right. Nothing.

[NakedAge]

Ive got the confidence to walk up to them, Ive done it before, just never with intention of getting jiggy. I'm very approachable. I'm always the first person homeless people talk to... Thing is I talk back. I'll be sitting there dressed like a fucken stud, talking to bums, the contrast is fucken hilarious. Especially when I used to do it with this expensive watch mia sorella got me back from italy.

But yeah last time I was at this club right, I took this fresh virgin bloke under my wing. He'd never been to a club, never been laid and shit, and fucken there was this stunner there. And everyone just literally stood back and watched her dance, almost like a circle, she had perverts eyeball fucking her from the next room (incl me) anyways, this kid is all shy and shit.. I go GRAB YOUR SHIT LAD, COME WITH ME.. and we went and spoke to her, the mouths of the perverts fucken dropped to the level my dick hangs at (sorry, its always macho to make a massive cock joke :) ) no but really, and all night this little guy was wrapped he got to talk to the hottest chick in the club that no one else could approach and shit. I was wrapt to see him so happy.

The worst thing that could happen is, I guess I cop a slap in the face, but being a pussy whipped wanker that I am I'd run off yelling "OH MY GOD SHE TOUCHED ME SHE TOUCHED ME OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I'M NEVER WASHING THIS FACE AGAIN" :)

[The Buddy Love Show]

the "don't fuck with me when you have this in your past" bump

[Dolemite73]

I've been hanging to tell someone about it but I can't tell any of my friends in real life so I'm gonna blurt it out here.

Its, . You know whennnnnn .. You leave a bad relationship, and your all depressed because you think nothing better will come along, then unexpectedly, your faced with the attention of a girl whom, meets your standards and your perception of the ideal women more than the last one or any other before? And you can't believe it your like "what the fuck? This girl is so beautiful, she could have any man ever, but, shes giving me all this attention?" But, not a rebound thing, like, after you've gotten over the ex and moved on and are kinda just in limbo?

Thats happend to me, (though In writing this I've probably jinxed it)

I'm trying not to become whipped, but too late.. i'm there... This will probably end badly now but fuck.. I've always said Im the luckiest man alive and now I believe it to be truer than ever... SO PRAY FOR ME KIDS!!! pray that I don't fuck this up. Tell God to give me game and shit because, I got told from a psychic or someone that tomorow my life is supposed to change, and that I should play lotto etc... And now. I'm gonna go and watch super bad tomorow night, with, the girl who physically is everything I ever dreamed of, and who resembles everything I ever wanted in a partner mentally also... my friends PRAY!!!!!

God help me :( I'm pussy whipped :(

http://www.macklessonradio.com

This will cure you of what ails you....guranteed.

[NakedAge]

Palentine.. If you wanna fuck with me, when I have this in my past, feel free to. What you think I'm ashamed of this thread? OH HIDE ME NOW... No.. I stand by every word of it, I see no shame in this.

I see shame in you though. Because you think your sick shit because your pathetic enough to dig up a thread from 4 months ago in order to demonstrate I don't get pussy, when, A- Its 4 months ago, my love life has gone through alot since then. B- the Arguement wasn't about my dick penetrating anyones vagina. It was about my opinion on a issue about Dj's that you were too lazy too read. Which yoiu then brought my sex life into.. Why? You probably did read that post and saw it was fucken RIGHT and had nothing to retaliate so tried to act like it wasn't worth reading because it wasn't posted by someone as ... pathetically cool as your self.

Still. If your so desperate to belittle me go for it. But come on.. A loser like me... Why would you waste your time?

[The Buddy Love Show]

my love life has gone through alot since then.


did you get a palm transplant?

[seed-nyc]

this shit is too funny!!!

[Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand]

did you get a palm transplant?

PWW that is not fair *snicker* Pick on someone of your own intelligence. Some folk ain't ready for you. Folk get angry and flip out

[Dolemite73]

PWW that is not fair *snicker* Pick on someone of your own intelligence. Some folk ain't ready for you. Folk get angry and flip out

PWW is cold as ice....

[NakedAge]

lol.. what can I say. I'm good with my hands, I had to upgrade :) .. Just ask the pussies they've finger fucked :)

[The Buddy Love Show]

lol.. what can I say. I'm good with my hands, I had to upgrade :) .. Just ask the pussies they've finger fucked :)

i used to brag about finger fucking

then i graduated from kindergarten (but I was a big 12 year old)

[NakedAge]

did you learn how to pee standing up?

[The Buddy Love Show]

the "He's pussy whipped but gets no pussy and is telling the rest of us the ways of the world" bump

[AMc]

the "He's pussy whipped but gets no pussy and is telling the rest of us the ways of the world" bump

Well at least he knows how to receive 111 replies in a thread. :respent:

[reese 60615]

you should hit the shake joint make it rain and get a lapdance or two you'll be alright hit this..

[The Buddy Love Show]

Well at least he knows how to receive 111 replies in a thread. :respent:

113

[S&S]

late but 114

[NakedAge]

fuck me side ways and call me barry. I completely forgot about this thread.

Fuck alot can change..

ummmmmmmmm ... 115? What are we talking about? :)

[djroc2u]

I've been hanging to tell someone about it but I can't tell any of my friends in real life so I'm gonna blurt it out here.

Its, . You know whennnnnn .. You leave a bad relationship, and your all depressed because you think nothing better will come along, then unexpectedly, your faced with the attention of a girl whom, meets your standards and your perception of the ideal women more than the last one or any other before? And you can't believe it your like "what the fuck? This girl is so beautiful, she could have any man ever, but, shes giving me all this attention?" But, not a rebound thing, like, after you've gotten over the ex and moved on and are kinda just in limbo?

Thats happend to me, (though In writing this I've probably jinxed it)

I'm trying not to become whipped, but too late.. i'm there... This will probably end badly now but fuck.. I've always said Im the luckiest man alive and now I believe it to be truer than ever... SO PRAY FOR ME KIDS!!! pray that I don't fuck this up. Tell God to give me game and shit because, I got told from a psychic or someone that tomorow my life is supposed to change, and that I should play lotto etc... And now. I'm gonna go and watch super bad tomorow night, with, the girl who physically is everything I ever dreamed of, and who resembles everything I ever wanted in a partner mentally also... my friends PRAY!!!!!

God help me :( I'm pussy whipped :(



you know you can call in for dr. phil
this is a house music site, not group therapy

[NakedAge]

you're sooooo 2007 :)

[djroc2u]

dude. you need therapy, counseling, the twelve steps and jesus.

i didnt know listening to house music make people act like this.

[dag]

http://www.geocities.com/imagesofanubis/movies/screens/idio/6.jpg

dude, can you sing? you could be the next morrissey.