Guliani, Clinton & Obama on the Cover of Radar Magazine

[DaveR]

Hilarious! ... got it in the mail today, and had folks rollin' :rofl5:with WTFs in the elevator ride up :rofl:

http://www.radarmagazine.com/

http://www.radaronline.com/from-the-magazine/Radar-politics-cover.jpg

[liL Ray]

so they got the 2 democratic front runners nude and the Republican clothed...

we can see where their affliation lies.

this can't be good for nobody else but the sales department.

[DaveR]

so they got the 2 democratic front runners nude and the Republican clothed...

I can see where their affliation lies.

this can't be good for nobody else but the sales department.
FIXED - speak for yourself :rofl:

[DaveR]

Radar Magazine

- http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/29/business/media/29mag.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radar_Magazine

[The Buddy Love Show]

lol

Hil is hot

[DaveR]

lol

Hil is hot
:icon_rofl::icon_rofl::icon_rofl:

[cleodine velvet jackson]

Hilarious! ... got it in the mail today, and had folks rollin' :rofl5:with WTFs in the elevator ride up :rofl:

http://www.radarmagazine.com/

http://www.radaronline.com/from-the-magazine/Radar-politics-cover.jpg

This is too, too much! One of the best covers I have seen on the whorishness of the upcoming presidential war.

I'm crying with laughter and :rofl5:! Thanks.

[DaveR]

This was one of the first issues I got (I didn't sign up for a subscription, I just started getting it in the mail)

Hilarious Covers :rofl:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_01/harrycover_468x617.jpg

[DaveR]

In case you didn't click inside, here's some of the content :lach:

http://www.radarmagazine.com/from-the-magazine/2007/10/handwriting_hillary_clinton_barack_obama_edwards_m ccain_1.php


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The Graphologist: Campaign Edition
Radar's handwriting analyst deciphers the signatures of 2008's presidential front-runners

http://www.radarmagazine.com/from-the-magazine/Signature-Obama.jpg

BARACK OBAMA
He wants to be perceived as a man of overpowering intellect and spirituality. His handle, however, reveals a man preoccupied with sex and fame.
Warning Signs: Grossly swollen capital letters indicate an Oprah-like need for attention. The phallic B deserves an NC-17 rating, while the slashed O in his surname may suggest fury at his absentee dad.
BOTTOM LINE: As inspirational beacons of hope go, an interesting—if neurotic—lay.



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http://www.radarmagazine.com/from-the-magazine/Signature-Clinton.jpg

HILLARY CLINTON
Her tall, legible script reveals a straight talker who's effective in a crisis—though sometimes a tad frosty. Note the steroidal bulk and soaring vertical strokes of Hillary. She sees herself as a brave pioneer. But the word Clinton is dwarfed in her signature.
Warning Signs: Rodham collapses into a vague scribble, suggesting she lies through omission.
BOTTOM LINE: Impressively presidential. She'll own the coveted graphologist bloc.




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http://www.radarmagazine.com/from-the-magazine/Signature-Romney.jpg

MITT ROMNEY
More restrained than Edwards, less vain than Obama—too bad about that Guiliani-esque M.
Warning Signs: Like Rudy, he'll ape sincerity to get ahead. While the stabbing y tail is a harsh warning to his rivals, the "roof" over his first name signals defensiveness; this Mormon feels vulnerable to mockery.
BOTTOM LINE: Rather promising...for a freaky, big-lovin' Latter-Day Saint.





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http://www.radarmagazine.com/from-the-magazine/Signature-Giuliani.jpg

RUDY GIULIANI
A bright man, he's also an immature schemer. His signature reveals him to be as egotistical as Obama, but lacking the latter's redeeming intellectual depth.
Warning Signs: A variable slant and the double-looped a point to an inconsistent candidate inclined to lie openly. An overgrown "middle zone" reflects adolescent self-centeredness.
BOTTOM LINE: Rudy = George W. Bush + Basic Literacy - Cowboy Boots.




<HR>

http://www.radarmagazine.com/from-the-magazine/Signature-McCain.jpg

JOHN McCAIN
This is one frightening signature. The lurching script suggests instability and a distorted worldview. But, in fairness, his writing arm was injured in Vietnam.
Warning Signs: Pointed, tortured loops are typical of criminals like Lee Harvey Oswald. An erratic rhythm and wonky size jumps say loud and clear: Keep some Thorazine at the ready.
BOTTOM LINE: Either his mind or his arm is shot. Could be both.





<HR>


http://www.radarmagazine.com/from-the-magazine/Signature-Edwards.jpg

JOHN EDWARDS
So much for Edwards, the folksy, empathetic Southern gentleman: His whiplash of a handle reveals a loose cannon fixated on his own failings.
Warning Signs: Heavy-handed pressure hints at a frustrated man, in this case disappointed by his life (squashed lowercase letters). The extreme right slant is born of a reckless, girlish impulsiveness.
BOTTOM LINE: Not a person you'd want near nukes.

[DaveR]

June 29, 2006

<NYT_HEADLINE version="1.0" type=" ">Radar Magazine Rises From the Ashes Again
<NYT_BYLINE version="1.0" type=" ">By JEREMY W. PETERS (http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/p/jeremy_w_peters/index.html?inline=nyt-per)

</NYT_BYLINE><NYT_TEXT>Radar, the snarky pop culture glossy magazine that fizzled last year after only three issues, is being resurrected. Again.

This is the third incarnation for Radar in three years, and this time all the sass will come in increments. First, there will be Radar the Web site, which is to begin by mid-August. Then, early next year the editors plan to start publishing a print edition, most likely 6 to 10 times a year.

This time, Radar is being financed without any help from Mortimer B. Zuckerman (http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/z/mortimer_b_zuckerman/index.html?inline=nyt-per), the real estate mogul who owns The Daily News and U. S. News & World Report. Mr. Zuckerman initially backed Radar with $25 million but eventually cut the magazine off, explaining that finding advertisers was too difficult.

Radar's new chief investor is Yusef Jackson, the son of the civil rights leader Jesse L. Jackson (http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/j/jesse_l_jackson/index.html?inline=nyt-per) and a business associate of Ron Burkle, the supermarket entrepreneur.

Mr. Jackson, in an interview yesterday, would not disclose how much he or other investors were putting up, but said it was enough to keep the magazine solvent for five years. Mr. Jackson also would not say whether Mr. Burkle, whose involvement in a restart of Radar has been rumored, was an investor.

The magazine's revival is a bet that Americans have not yet had their fill of publications that fuse culture with celebrity gossip, politics and sex. It also represents the determination of Radar's editor in chief, Maer Roshan, who has been with the magazine since it began in 2003 and refuses to let it die.

"I'm not insane, and I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't have a real reason to think it would be successful," Mr. Roshan said yesterday.
He said Mr. Jackson had assured him complete editorial control and a guaranteed amount of capital.

"What we've never had is the time any magazine needs to succeed," Mr. Roshan said.

Mr. Roshan, the former Details messenger who became a top editor at New York and Talk, began Radar in 2003. But the magazine, financed by a variety of small investors, quit publishing after it ran out of money after just two issues. Then last year it started again with Mr. Zuckerman's backing only to die again in December.

"I guess I never understood why," Mr. Roshan said, referring to Mr. Zuckerman's withdrawal from the magazine.

In Mr. Jackson, Mr. Roshan has found an ambitious investor looking to build a media portfolio beyond Radar. Mr. Jackson, 35, said yesterday that Radar would probably not be the last media outlet he acquired, but he said he did not have a short list of companies. "I pray that this is the first of several acquisitions."

In 2004, Mr. Jackson and Mr. Burkle tried unsuccessfully to acquire The Chicago Sun-Times. They also teamed with a group of investors last year to buy the Washington Nationals, but lost out.

[DaveR]

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