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ebot9000
10-30-2007, 04:40 AM
Man who had sex with bike in court (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml)
By Richard Alleyne
30/10/2007

A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.

On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.

She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police.

Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month.

He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.

Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

jojaujae3
10-30-2007, 05:57 AM
So there are many ways to get your 15 minutes of fame in.:scared:

baby buddha
10-30-2007, 06:32 AM
How much time would he have gotten if he was with a woman? Sex with a bike???:wtf:

kaaos
10-30-2007, 08:21 AM
How much time would he have gotten if he was with a woman? Sex with a bike???:wtf:

sombody has to protect our bikes. my kid's huffy my Trek my wife's Cannondale. It's hard enough having to carry us about town for the bikes. Now they have to worry that they may be violated.:cussing:


Lock him up and throw away the key.:mad1:

Long Island Head
10-30-2007, 08:47 AM
sombody has to protect our bikes. my kid's huffy my Trek my wife's Cannondale. It's hard enough having to carry us about town for the bikes. Now they have to worry that they may be violated.:cussing:


Lock him up and throw away the key.:mad1:


You make some valid points, man I will never look at my Trek the same again:cloud9:

kaaos
10-30-2007, 08:55 AM
You make some valid points, man I will never look at my Trek the same again:cloud9:

at leat take it for a tune up before you do the nasty with it:rofl5:

SuzanneT
10-30-2007, 09:04 AM
sombody has to protect our bikes. my kid's huffy my Trek my wife's Cannondale. It's hard enough having to carry us about town for the bikes. Now they have to worry that they may be violated.:cussing:


Lock him up and throw away the key.:mad1:
:icon_rofl:Unless the bike was screaming the case should be thrown out. How do we know he didnt pay the bike for its services or even took it out for dinner? Was it an adult bike or a child bike? Weren't they in the privacy of his hostel room? Was it his bike or was the bike steppin out on its significant other? These are the thought provoking questions we need answered.

liL Ray
10-30-2007, 09:16 AM
sexual breach of the peace

who come up with these offenses???

damn...