I'm Texan and my people are embarrasing me :( [Archive]

DJ Timmy Richardson

10-27-2003, 10:17 PM

Originally posted by clos7:
http://www.mindspring.com/~erikfoto/redneck4.jpeg

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Picture tells a thousand words. What does this one tell? CRACK IS WACK

JMJ

10-27-2003, 10:27 PM

Originally posted by clos7:
http://www.mindspring.com/~erikfoto/redneck4.jpeg

graemlins/mecry.gif

Picture tells a thousand words. What does this one tell? Hillbilly Jim likes Budweiser!!......JMJ graemlins/all_coholic.gif

dj c-los

10-27-2003, 10:37 PM

My boy Jim Bob has overalls and no shirt on.
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BHouse

10-27-2003, 10:41 PM

"Damn Hatfield's...Always jumpin in the mud first..."

Woody Rosen

10-27-2003, 11:03 PM

Yup. Texas is a nightmare. I live it daily. It aint all bad though. We do have some cute women. None of them, however, are in that picture.

upliftdisco365

10-28-2003, 09:43 AM

Originally posted by clos7:
http://www.mindspring.com/~erikfoto/redneck4.jpeg

graemlins/mecry.gif

Picture tells a thousand words. What does this one tell? "I told ye, that if ah flap'd m'arms really faist, I flah clear cross' this pond..."

or...

"After holding the pose of the Crucifix for a record 61 hours in this year's Jeezus fest at the riverbank, Mary Jo succumbed to the intense Texas heat..."

Rainless

10-28-2003, 10:16 AM

http://pics.papen.com/albums/White-Trash-Party/aht.sized.jpg

:D

dj c-los

10-28-2003, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by Rainless:
http://pics.papen.com/albums/White-Trash-Party/aht.sized.jpg

:D Rainless, you're michaels friend arent you? Yeee Haw! Can't wait for crawfish season!
I got my little outdoor boiler waitin to get filled with mud critters.

'Magic' Juan

10-28-2003, 11:09 AM

The water you guys drinks tastes and feels funny. Like there is some laundry detergent in it or something. Other than that, I enjoyed my brief stay in Texas. Next time, I am giving all you guys a holler ....

magic_juan

dj c-los

10-28-2003, 11:14 AM

Originally posted by Magic Juan:
The water you guys drinks tastes and feels funny. Like there is some laundry detergent in it or something. Other than that, I enjoyed my brief stay in Texas. Next time, I am giving all you guys a holler ....

magic_juan http://freepages.school-alumni.rootsweb.com/~muskogeechs/fremont-cowboys.jpg

We'll be waitin for ya!

Rainless

10-28-2003, 11:15 AM

Originally posted by clos7:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Rainless:
http://pics.papen.com/albums/White-Trash-Party/aht.sized.jpg

:D Rainless, you're michaels friend arent you? Yeee Haw! Can't wait for crawfish season!
I got my little outdoor boiler waitin to get filled with mud critters. [/QUOTE]Not Michaels friend icon_rofl.gif Actually, I wanted some shrimp from Corpus Christi...was there this weekend! I need to buy a boiler! ;)

Rainless

10-28-2003, 11:16 AM

Originally posted by Magic Juan:
The water you guys drinks tastes and feels funny. Like there is some laundry detergent in it or something. Other than that, I enjoyed my brief stay in Texas. Next time, I am giving all you guys a holler ....

magic_juan If you live in Kyle the water sucks...but in Austin its all good! :D

10-28-2003, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by Rainless:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Magic Juan:
The water you guys drinks tastes and feels funny. Like there is some laundry detergent in it or something. Other than that, I enjoyed my brief stay in Texas. Next time, I am giving all you guys a holler ....

magic_juan If you live in Kyle the water sucks...but in Austin its all good! :D [/QUOTE]I have a Culligan water softener through out the house. graemlins/tongueout.gif

[ October 28, 2003, 11:22 AM: Message edited by: Michael J. Carmona ]

Rainless

10-28-2003, 11:24 AM

http://pics.papen.com/albums/White-Trash-Party/aad.sized.jpg

Thats my BABYDOLL on the left....me luv him! Isn't he sexy! graemlins/1luvu.gif

dj c-los

10-28-2003, 11:25 AM

The water doesn't taste funny. The reason it tastes funny to some is because their taste buds are used to the chlorine in their water.

I'm drinking me a nice tall orange colored glass of water.
(gulp)
ahhhh! yummy!
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JMJ

10-28-2003, 11:27 AM

EXCLUSIVE PHOTO TAKEN IN AUSTIN: http://www.fiftiesweb.com/zorro-1.jpg

Michael Carmona out on the town.......JMJ ;)

Jennifer

10-28-2003, 11:28 AM

Originally posted by Magic Juan:
The water you guys drinks tastes and feels funny. Like there is some laundry detergent in it or something. Other than that, I enjoyed my brief stay in Texas. Next time, I am giving all you guys a holler ....

magic_juan When you gonna join us back in the friendly state of Texas? :D

Rainless

10-28-2003, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by JMJ:
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO TAKEN IN AUSTIN: http://www.fiftiesweb.com/zorro-1.jpg

Michael Carmona out on the town.......JMJ ;) http://deephousepage.com/smilies/rofl5.gif

that's funny! Good one JMJ....this is where we need a High-Five smiley! :D

[ October 28, 2003, 11:31 AM: Message edited by: Rainless ]

10-28-2003, 11:33 AM

Originally posted by JMJ:
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO TAKEN IN AUSTIN: http://www.fiftiesweb.com/zorro-1.jpg

Michael Carmona out on the town.......JMJ ;) Thanks JMJ... What did I do?

dj c-los

10-28-2003, 11:34 AM

BBQ back at my place!!
oooooweeee!!!!

http://www.nebs.org/bbq/features/Images/class2.JPG

Jennifer

10-28-2003, 11:34 AM

Originally posted by JMJ:
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO TAKEN IN AUSTIN: http://www.fiftiesweb.com/zorro-1.jpg

Michael Carmona out on the town.......JMJ ;) icon_rofl.gif We love you here in Austin JMJ! Keep them comin! graemlins/beerchug.gif

'Magic' Juan

10-28-2003, 11:36 AM

Originally posted by JMJ:
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO TAKEN IN AUSTIN: http://www.fiftiesweb.com/zorro-1.jpg

Michael Carmona out on the town.......JMJ ;) Bwa, ha, ha!!!! icon_rofl.gif

***************

Jennifer ... I am seriously considering visiting you guys next Spring. Dough is seriously low right now, but if I can scrap it up, I would love to come down there and meet you all. I will drop a PM beforehand, of course .....

magic_juan graemlins/beerchug.gif

JMJ

10-28-2003, 11:38 AM

THAT BLINDFOLD THING WAS NO ACCIDENT: http://www.macwombat.com/images/zorro.jpg

Michael as a child.......JMJ graemlins/cool_shades.gif

'Magic' Juan

10-28-2003, 11:40 AM

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10-28-2003, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by JMJ:
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO TAKEN IN AUSTIN: http://www.fiftiesweb.com/zorro-1.jpg

Michael Carmona out on the town.......JMJ ;) JMJ, I kinda like the photo, but answer me this please, sir? This is the URL for the Zorro (http://www.fiftiesweb.com/zorro-1.jpg)

Why are you on the 50's page? Didn't you just turn 40!!!!! icon_rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif

Rainless

10-28-2003, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by JMJ:
THAT BLINDFOLD THING WAS NO ACCIDENT: http://www.macwombat.com/images/zorro.jpg

Michael as a child.......JMJ graemlins/cool_shades.gif http://deephousepage.com/smilies/rofl5.gif He was meant to be blindfolded! icon_rofl.gif Stop I'm about to pee in my pants! icon_rofl.gif

Jennifer

10-28-2003, 11:43 AM

Originally posted by JMJ:
THAT BLINDFOLD THING WAS NO ACCIDENT: http://www.macwombat.com/images/zorro.jpg

Michael as a child.......JMJ graemlins/cool_shades.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif

JMJ

10-28-2003, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO TAKEN IN AUSTIN: http://www.fiftiesweb.com/zorro-1.jpg

Michael Carmona out on the town.......JMJ ;) JMJ, I kinda like the photo, but answer me this please, sir? This is the URL for the Zorro (http://www.fiftiesweb.com/zorro-1.jpg)

Why are you on the 50's page? Didn't you just turn 40!!!!! icon_rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif [/QUOTE]I'll leave no stone unturned in my search for the truth!! Hi Zorro......JMJ http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/dueling.gif

10-28-2003, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO TAKEN IN AUSTIN: http://www.fiftiesweb.com/zorro-1.jpg

Michael Carmona out on the town.......JMJ ;) JMJ, I kinda like the photo, but answer me this please, sir? This is the URL for the Zorro (http://www.fiftiesweb.com/zorro-1.jpg)

Why are you on the 50's page? Didn't you just turn 40!!!!! icon_rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif [/QUOTE]I'll leave no stone unturned in my search for the truth!! Hi Zorro......JMJ http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/dueling.gif [/QUOTE]JMJ you officially suck sir!!! I can't win!!! graemlins/spanka.gif

JMJ

10-28-2003, 11:47 AM

http://www.ihra.com/photos/2001/div4bracket/zorro.jpg

Michael after too many drinks......JMJ graemlins/all_coholic.gif

[ October 28, 2003, 11:48 AM: Message edited by: JMJ ]

10-28-2003, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by JMJ:
http://www.ihra.com/photos/2001/div4bracket/zorro.jpg

Michael after too many drinks......JMJ graemlins/all_coholic.gif icon_rofl.gif OMG I hate you!!!

Jennifer

10-28-2003, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by JMJ:
http://www.ihra.com/photos/2001/div4bracket/zorro.jpg

Michael after too many drinks......JMJ graemlins/all_coholic.gif icon_rofl.gif Where are you finding these??

'Magic' Juan

10-28-2003, 11:52 AM

What the hell is that coming out of his pocket?

magic_juan

10-28-2003, 11:53 AM

Originally posted by JMJ:
http://www.ihra.com/photos/2001/div4bracket/zorro.jpg

Michael after too many drinks......JMJ graemlins/all_coholic.gif I can preform better than that after drinks. smile.gif

Jennifer

10-28-2003, 11:54 AM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
http://www.ihra.com/photos/2001/div4bracket/zorro.jpg

Michael after too many drinks......JMJ graemlins/all_coholic.gif I can preform better than that after drinks. smile.gif [/QUOTE]not what I heard??? icon_rofl.gif

'Magic' Juan

10-28-2003, 11:57 AM

OOooohh .. that was cold, Jennie ...

magic_juan :D

10-28-2003, 11:58 AM

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JMJ

10-28-2003, 11:59 AM

http://logik.phl.univie.ac.at/~chris/Fotos/Arbeitsplatz/zorro.jpg

A Christmas gift to Rainless from Michael. How thoughtful......JMJ ;)

Jennifer

10-28-2003, 11:59 AM

Originally posted by Magic Juan:
OOooohh .. that was cold, Jennie ...

magic_juan :D Just gotta ask RainBaby...speak up! Can he perform under the influcence? :D

Hey Juan, Rain has a crib you can crash at if you decide to come. We can all party. :D

'Magic' Juan

10-28-2003, 12:01 PM

Thank you so much, ladies. I will definitely let you guys know ahead of time. Do you, Rain, and MC live relatively close?

**************

Clos7 .. what about you? What part do you stay in?

magic_juan graemlins/bighug.gif

[ October 28, 2003, 12:03 PM: Message edited by: Magic Juan ]

Rainless

10-28-2003, 12:01 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
http://logik.phl.univie.ac.at/~chris/Fotos/Arbeitsplatz/zorro.jpg

A Christmas gift to Rainless from Michael. How thoughtful......JMJ ;) icon_rofl.gif stop No Christmas gift, not even a hello! icon_rofl.gif Stop Jmj...I can't laugh anymore it hurts!

JMJ

10-28-2003, 12:02 PM

Taken from Rainless' purse: http://www.collectingpez.com/pics/zorro.jpg

Pez dispenser or ????? Insert two "D" batteries for the answer......JMJ :eek:

10-28-2003, 12:04 PM

I'm asking GMAN to cancel my membership will JMJ, RAINLESS, and JENNIFER please endorse it. :(

'Magic' Juan

10-28-2003, 12:05 PM

OH SNAP!!!! BWA, HA, HA, HAAAA .......

This is too much ... icon_rofl.gif :rolleyes:

magic_juan

kev

10-28-2003, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
EXCLUSIVE PHOTO TAKEN IN AUSTIN: http://www.fiftiesweb.com/zorro-1.jpg

Michael Carmona out on the town.......JMJ ;) graemlins/rofl.gif

Rainless

10-28-2003, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by Jennifer:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Magic Juan:
OOooohh .. that was cold, Jennie ...

magic_juan :D Just gotta ask RainBaby...speak up! Can he perform under the influcence? :D

Hey Juan, Rain has a crib you can crash at if you decide to come. We can all party. :D [/QUOTE]http://deephousepage.com/smilies/slap.gif

Why O Why!!! Thats all I ask?? Under the influence this is Mr. Carmona http://deephousepage.com/smilies/jackson.gif Now no more... ;)

JMJ

10-28-2003, 12:09 PM

Michael's shorts after reading this thread: http://www.onzin.nl/3991/pictures/zorro.gif

The End........JMJ smile.gif

Jennifer

10-28-2003, 12:09 PM

Originally posted by Magic Juan:
Thank you so much, ladies. I will definitely let you guys know ahead of time. Do you, Rain, and MC live relatively close?

**************

Clos7 .. what about you? What part do you stay in?

magic_juan graemlins/bighug.gif Rain and I live 3 mins away from each other...Michael about 15 from Rain! ;)

'Magic' Juan

10-28-2003, 12:10 PM

Thanks ... looking forward to the Spring time.

magic_juan graemlins/cool_shades.gif

Jennifer

10-28-2003, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
Michael's shorts after reading this thread: http://www.onzin.nl/3991/pictures/zorro.gif

The End........JMJ smile.gif http://deephousepage.com/smilies/rofl5.gif

Rainless

10-28-2003, 12:13 PM

Okay Guys this SHEZ NIT it funny as hell but lets leave Mr. Carmona in peace about the blindfold...I thought it was GREAT! http://deephousepage.com/smilies/bubble.gif
Lets let him live his life and all his mistakes in blindfold peace. ;)

10-28-2003, 12:14 PM

Originally posted by Magic Juan:
Thanks ... looking forward to the Spring time.

magic_juan graemlins/cool_shades.gif Juan come to Texas man!!! We got some serious dubbin to do.

dj c-los

10-28-2003, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by Jennifer:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Magic Juan:
Thank you so much, ladies. I will definitely let you guys know ahead of time. Do you, Rain, and MC live relatively close?

**************

Clos7 .. what about you? What part do you stay in?

magic_juan graemlins/bighug.gif Rain and I live 3 mins away from each other...Michael about 15 from Rain! ;) [/QUOTE]I'm in Houston. 2 hours away from Austin. If you go to Austin, I'll meet you all in 6th street (Austin is a zoned district and clubs are on 6th street area).

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But if you come on a night I'm DJing. Drive down here for a night and maybe I can let you play on the club's 12's...we'll see.

Time to bring your skills out! graemlins/beerchug.gif

[ October 28, 2003, 01:12 PM: Message edited by: clos7 ]

Jennifer

10-28-2003, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by clos7:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Jennifer:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Magic Juan:
Thank you so much, ladies. I will definitely let you guys know ahead of time. Do you, Rain, and MC live relatively close?

**************

Clos7 .. what about you? What part do you stay in?

magic_juan graemlins/bighug.gif Rain and I live 3 mins away from each other...Michael about 15 from Rain! ;) [/QUOTE]I'm in Houston. 2 hours away from Austin. If you go to Austin, I'll meet you all in 6th street (Austin is a zoned district and clubs are on 6th street area).

graemlins/all_coholic.gif

But if you come on a night I'm DJing. Drive down here for a night and maybe I can let you play on the club's 12's...we'll see.

Time to bring your skills out! graemlins/beerchug.gif [/QUOTE]We'll drive to Houston to party..have some friends uo there...let us know clos7 ;)

dj c-los

10-28-2003, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by Jennifer:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by clos7:
I'm in Houston. 2 hours away from Austin. If you go to Austin, I'll meet you all in 6th street (Austin is a zoned district and clubs are on 6th street area).

graemlins/all_coholic.gif

But if you come on a night I'm DJing. Drive down here for a night and maybe I can let you play on the club's 12's...we'll see.

Time to bring your skills out! graemlins/beerchug.gif We'll drive to Houston to party..have some friends uo there...let us know clos7 ;) [/QB][/QUOTE]No doubt. We're having big parties coming up so I'll send you an invite. I also told Michael that if you guys ever had a party, i can bring some Italo classics and jam them with you guys. But you guys might not be in the whole DJ thing and partying. Don't know you what you guys are into...yet.
Party on Texas style!
graemlins/beerchug.gif

10-28-2003, 04:35 PM

JMJ are you sure you're not from Texas? Nice handle bars, and oh yeah nice lid.... graemlins/rofl.gif

http://jukar.biostat.wisc.edu/pics/jammulletj.jpg

[ October 28, 2003, 04:37 PM: Message edited by: Michael J. Carmona ]

dj c-los

10-28-2003, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
JMJ are you sure you're not from Texas?

http://jukar.biostat.wisc.edu/pics/jammulletj.jpg :eek:
OMG, Michael I know you didn't go there!

Jennifer

10-28-2003, 04:38 PM

upliftdisco365

10-28-2003, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by clos7:
http://www.mindspring.com/~erikfoto/redneck4.jpeg

graemlins/mecry.gif

Picture tells a thousand words. What does this one tell? "Emma hasn't bathed in 23 years. Now, water simply repels her body like an oppositely charged magnet; enabling her to float curiously across bodies of water with out getting the least bit wet..."

JMJ

10-28-2003, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by Michael J. Carmona:
JMJ are you sure you're not from Texas? Nice handle bars, and oh yeah nice lid.... graemlins/rofl.gif

http://jukar.biostat.wisc.edu/pics/jammulletj.jpg Was digging up a "photochopped" JMJ the best you could do?? Bad move. I think it might be Zorro time again......JMJ graemlins/cool_shades.gif