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This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred
to as the "Agreement") is
entered into on the _____ day of __________, 200?,
by __________________,
between ____________ and ______________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND
PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over-unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM-we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit-only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions - Ex.: Where are we heading with this? Do you
love me? The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup,"
unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advance arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -it's really none of your
damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" - we are not friends,
just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style preferred - just hit it hard and right or get the hell out!
18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better.
19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME - so don't keep
calling.
20. The most important one - no condoms, no ****ing. Carry your ass home.
21. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
22. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:
The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this agreement it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________
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[ June 05, 2003, 01:37 PM: Message edited by: MYOR ]
TerranceFoster
06-05-2003, 12:28 PM
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Way funny as I can agree with a couple.....
Doggy: Standard mode of operation whether I care for you or not!
If I dose afterwords, just bump me, I'll either
light-it up again or Jet....
Koffy Brown
06-05-2003, 01:36 PM
18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better.
19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME - so don't keep
calling.
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Leslie
06-05-2003, 01:41 PM
I love this everytime I see it. If put into practice it would eliminate so much bullshit.
agreed, but all ya'll got do is say it.
When I do, oh I am mean big bad wolf and sh*t
If its like that its like that, I'd wish ya'll'd tell this daisy that, body out of this world and way pretty, but just good for 2 or 3 things.
Its an Early Freaky Friday POST so you can have it all set up for the rainy weekend.... graemlins/cool_shades.gif
Everyone chuckles at these things but has anyone ever actually used one? Or is this what you think will happen?
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Leslie
06-06-2003, 07:47 AM
Originally posted by 6 23:
Everyone chuckles at these things but has anyone ever actually used one? Or is this what you think will happen?
Reading contract and response: http://deephousepage.com/smilies/icon_banned.gif
You: http://deephousepage.com/smilies/outtahere.gif In all honesty I only think it would work for women using it on a men. There are too many women that wouldn't be able to handle it coming from a man.
Koffy Brown
06-06-2003, 07:52 AM
1. No sleeping over-unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
20. The most important one - no condoms, no ****ing. Carry your ass home.
21. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
22. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
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Originally posted by Ashaki:
1. No sleeping over-unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up and go home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
20. The most important one - no condoms, no ****ing. Carry your ass home.
21. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
22. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
graemlins/rofl.gif Ashaki,,, The NO SLEEPING OVER reminded me of your other post... biggrinangel.gif graemlins/rofl.gif
Koffy Brown
06-06-2003, 08:03 AM
Exactly...no sleeping over...
Originally posted by Leslie:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
Everyone chuckles at these things but has anyone ever actually used one? Or is this what you think will happen?
Reading contract and response: http://deephousepage.com/smilies/icon_banned.gif
You: http://deephousepage.com/smilies/outtahere.gif In all honesty I only think it would work for women using it on a men. There are too many women that wouldn't be able to handle it coming from a man. </font>[/QUOTE]You got a point there Leslie.
Leslie
06-06-2003, 08:09 AM
Is there anything anyone would add, that has been left out?
I think there should be reference to if one of the parties should start to "catch feelings" that the whole arrangement be ended - immediately.
5. No emotional discussions - Ex.: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask.
it should be: No emotional discussions - Ex.: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask. If you are dumb enough to ask the contract is NULL AND VOID!
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Originally posted by Leslie:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
Everyone chuckles at these things but has anyone ever actually used one? Or is this what you think will happen?
Reading contract and response: http://deephousepage.com/smilies/icon_banned.gif
You: http://deephousepage.com/smilies/outtahere.gif In all honesty I only think it would work for women using it on a men. There are too many women that wouldn't be able to handle it coming from a man. </font>[/QUOTE]I know I wouldn't take it. Then again, I don't think I'd offer up a contract like this to anyone I liked enough to be sleeping with.
Leslie
06-06-2003, 08:21 AM
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup,"
unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advance arrangement.
See now this is important. As The Rock says "KNOW YOUR ROLE" okay. This ain't no game graemlins/rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif
Originally posted by 6 23:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leslie:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
Everyone chuckles at these things but has anyone ever actually used one? Or is this what you think will happen?
Reading contract and response: http://deephousepage.com/smilies/icon_banned.gif
You: http://deephousepage.com/smilies/outtahere.gif In all honesty I only think it would work for women using it on a men. There are too many women that wouldn't be able to handle it coming from a man. </font>[/QUOTE]I know I wouldn't take it. Then again, I don't think I'd offer up a contract like this to anyone I liked enough to be sleeping with. </font>[/QUOTE]Well if you already having booty calls I believe alot of the "contract" is understood..,, graemlins/cool_shades.gif
Koffy Brown
06-06-2003, 08:25 AM
Can we add...There will be no mood setting...Get in and Get the hell out...
Why am I tripping on "this ain't no game"
This shit right here right now...is real... graemlins/rofl.gif
Leslie
06-06-2003, 08:31 AM
Originally posted by Ashaki:
Can we add...There will be no mood setting...Get in and Get the hell out...
Why am I tripping on "this ain't no game"
This shit right here right now...is real... graemlins/rofl.gif Okay me and you are rolling over this stuff - how about this:
Have you ever had to ease someone into this type of arrangement when the relationship is beyond done, but they don't understand that, so you gotta slowly move them over without them really knowing what's going on? I have seen this done and it is a skill not unlike Mid-East Peace Talks.... graemlins/rofl.gif
Originally posted by Leslie:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ashaki:
Can we add...There will be no mood setting...Get in and Get the hell out...
Why am I tripping on "this ain't no game"
This shit right here right now...is real... graemlins/rofl.gif Okay me and you are rolling over this stuff - how about this:
Have you ever had to ease someone into this type of arrangement when the relationship is beyond done, but they don't understand that, so you gotta slowly move them over without them really knowing what's going on? I have seen this done and it is a skill not unlike Mid-East Peace Talks.... graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]OK Ladies I want a revised contract here with all your imput... hail.gif hail.gif
Koffy Brown
06-06-2003, 08:35 AM
Originally posted by Leslie:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ashaki:
Can we add...There will be no mood setting...Get in and Get the hell out...
Why am I tripping on "this ain't no game"
This shit right here right now...is real... graemlins/rofl.gif Okay me and you are rolling over this stuff - how about this:
Have you ever had to ease someone into this type of arrangement when the relationship is beyond done, but they don't understand that, so you gotta slowly move them over without them really knowing what's going on? I have seen this done and it is a skill not unlike Mid-East Peace Talks.... graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Girl I mastered this technique... graemlins/rofl.gif It's like okay I really ain't feeling you anymore, BUT we alright when it comes to the "gasm" dept., so when he calls during the day...I'd be like "you know let me give you a call this evening"..call him round midnight...1ish...you need to come over...and then I'd be like "you CAN'T stay tonight cause I gotta get up early in the morning.." Pa-Dah!!...you've just become a booty call... graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif
Originally posted by MYOR:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leslie:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
Everyone chuckles at these things but has anyone ever actually used one? Or is this what you think will happen?
Reading contract and response: http://deephousepage.com/smilies/icon_banned.gif
You: http://deephousepage.com/smilies/outtahere.gif In all honesty I only think it would work for women using it on a men. There are too many women that wouldn't be able to handle it coming from a man. </font>[/QUOTE]I know I wouldn't take it. Then again, I don't think I'd offer up a contract like this to anyone I liked enough to be sleeping with. </font>[/QUOTE]Well if you already having booty calls I believe alot of the "contract" is understood..,, graemlins/cool_shades.gif </font>[/QUOTE]A-Ha! and there we have it ...
No booty calls here ...
The last time I had something like it, I saw the guy for over a year. Had to stop 'cause I felt it would start messing up my responses in a normal relationship.
"Okay dear you're done, now git!"
"But honey ... we're married."
"Oh right, I forgot, old habits hon ... You're not gonna use my phone to make that call are you?"
"Er .. hon?"
"Oh right, right ... the relationship thing."
Heh, heh.
Koffy Brown
06-06-2003, 08:38 AM
Oh I forgot, you begin to see him less and less, so when you decide that you need a booty call he's jumping at the opportunity to be with you...
This ain't no game!! graemlins/rofl.gif
Koffy Brown
06-06-2003, 08:39 AM
Originally posted by 6 23:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MYOR:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leslie:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
Everyone chuckles at these things but has anyone ever actually used one? Or is this what you think will happen?
Reading contract and response: http://deephousepage.com/smilies/icon_banned.gif
You: http://deephousepage.com/smilies/outtahere.gif In all honesty I only think it would work for women using it on a men. There are too many women that wouldn't be able to handle it coming from a man. </font>[/QUOTE]I know I wouldn't take it. Then again, I don't think I'd offer up a contract like this to anyone I liked enough to be sleeping with. </font>[/QUOTE]Well if you already having booty calls I believe alot of the "contract" is understood..,, graemlins/cool_shades.gif </font>[/QUOTE]A-Ha! and there we have it ...
No booty calls here ...
The last time I had something like it, I saw the guy for over a year. Had to stop 'cause I felt it would start messing up my responses in a normal relationship.
"Okay dear you're done, now git!"
"But honey ... we're married."
"Oh right, I forgot, old habits hon ... You're not gonna use my phone to make that call are you?"
"Er .. hon?"
"Oh right, right ... the relationship thing."
Heh, heh. </font>[/QUOTE]AMATEUR!!
[/qb][/QUOTE]A-Ha! and there we have it ...
No booty calls here ...
The last time I had something like it, I saw the guy for over a year. Had to stop 'cause I felt it would start messing up my responses in a normal relationship.
"Okay dear you're done, now git!"
"But honey ... we're married."
"Oh right, I forgot, old habits hon ... You're not gonna use my phone to make that call are you?"
"Er .. hon?"
"Oh right, right ... the relationship thing."
Heh, heh. [/qb][/QUOTE]AMATEUR!! [/qb][/QUOTE] graemlins/rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif
[ June 06, 2003, 09:54 AM: Message edited by: MYOR ]
Leslie
06-06-2003, 08:43 AM
I'm telling you its a skill that is not easily mastered.
MYOR if we came out with a new contract, we'd change the game so dramatically....I shudder to think... graemlins/jpshakehead.gif don't think the world could handle it.... icon_rofl.gif
D'oh!
and
Ooomph! @ MYOR ;)
[ June 06, 2003, 09:44 AM: Message edited by: 6 23 ]
M3taPhsX
06-06-2003, 08:44 AM
w3rd
What I'd like to hear is how many times these very same lines have been used on people. As in when you were booty-called out! I refuse to believe all the peeps are doing the calling and not being called out themselves. So let's hear the stories ... any takers? lol.
Leslie
06-06-2003, 08:51 AM
Originally posted by 6 23:
What I'd like to hear is how many times these very same lines have been used on people. As in when you were booty-called out! I refuse to believe all the peeps are doing the calling and not being called out themselves. So let's hear the stories ... any takers? lol. Did you not hear me when I said "Know Your Role"???
Koffy Brown
06-06-2003, 08:55 AM
Yeah I've been called...I came and I went... graemlins/rofl.gif ...oh...I do believe I sent him a Thank You Card graemlins/rofl.gif
Leslie
06-06-2003, 09:01 AM
Originally posted by Ashaki:
Yeah I've been called...I came and I went... graemlins/rofl.gif ...oh...I do believe I sent him a Thank You Card graemlins/rofl.gif A Thank You Card! icon_rofl.gif
Originally posted by Leslie:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
What I'd like to hear is how many times these very same lines have been used on people. As in when you were booty-called out! I refuse to believe all the peeps are doing the calling and not being called out themselves. So let's hear the stories ... any takers? lol. Did you not hear me when I said "Know Your Role"??? </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah, yeah, I read that .. I guess I meant nobody has ever gotten so comfortable they had to be reminded of the rules? For example Ashaki got her booty call, went over, had a better time than she thought she would, wanted to stay the night but homie was tapping on the bedside table and looking at his clock as in "Step!"
Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand
06-06-2003, 09:05 AM
Okay I must not know much about booty calls but I liked hanging out with mine back in the day. If you couldn't spend the night or had to get out afterwards, Screwing you wasn't worth it anyway. I have always enjoyed the booty calls I had and we remained friends even when we both had relationships going. That is what make a booty call worth having around. I've never wanted just romp in the bed and then it will be over, that ain't fun graemlins/jpshakehead.gif We used to play certain games :D afterwards and start all over again. (SEE THAT'S WHY HAVEN'T BEEN SINGLE , I WOULDN'T BE NO GOOD RIGHT NOW) graemlins/spanka.gif
You know, now that I think about it, being married for so long any type of sex is a booty call and some of the rules can apply graemlins/rofl.gif
Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand
06-06-2003, 09:13 AM
Originally posted by 6 23:
What I'd like to hear is how many times these very same lines have been used on people. As in when you were booty-called out! I refuse to believe all the peeps are doing the calling and not being called out themselves. So let's hear the stories ... any takers? lol. Back in 1988, I did have this one friend (an ex) that used to call me when he came back from out of town. We would hook up a whole weekend but in spurts graemlins/rofl.gif Either I had to hurry back home before my boyfriend (at the time) would check in with me or he had to check in before his girlfriend would make her call to him every night. We would never spend more than a 2-3 hours at a time we would always pick up where we left off when we'd meet again. Crazy graemlins/stupid.gif
Leslie
06-06-2003, 09:15 AM
Originally posted by 6 23:
What I'd like to hear is how many times these very same lines have been used on people. As in when you were booty-called out! I refuse to believe all the peeps are doing the calling and not being called out themselves. So let's hear the stories ... any takers? lol. Oh yea....on the celly while out getting ones dance on....dude clocked in at 1:45am.....looking for the Sunday Morning Sunrise Special - ya know.... graemlins/rofl.gif
I think I have the tamest sex life on the DHP ...
:rolleyes:
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