Ladies this is serious...

[MYOR]

Have you ever encountered a penis that is just to perfect that nothing else seems to compare...Length Girth.. Just a all around DAAAAMN..

If you do. Don't have sex with that person.. You'll be tramatized for life.. DON'T DO IT graemlins/rofl5.gif icon_rofl.gif biggrinangel.gif

[ December 17, 2003, 01:50 PM: Message edited by: MYOR ]

[JMJ]

Originally posted by MYOR:
Have you ever encountered a penis that is just to perfect that nothing else seems to compare...Length Girth.. Just a all around DAAAAMN..

If you do. Don't have sex with that person.. You'll be tramatized for life.. DON'T DO IT graemlins/rofl5.gif icon_rofl.gif biggrinangel.gif Hello......JMJ

[mhd]

Originally posted by MYOR:
Have you ever encountered a penis that is just to perfect that nothing else seems to compare...Length Girth.. Just a all around DAAAAMN..

If you do. Don't have sex with that person.. You'll be tramatized for life.. DON'T DO IT graemlins/rofl5.gif icon_rofl.gif biggrinangel.gif you are going to the hall of fame for that one

[And]

icon_rofl.gif The perfect penis? icon_rofl.gif
They're scary. graemlins/scared.gif
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http://www.cyberium.net/naga/images/contest/prick.jpg

[Jamie 3:26]

I have been told that before.I do not usually believe what women say about penises anyways.Congrats on completing your search.

[Wild i]

Originally posted by MYOR:
Have you ever encountered a penis that is just to perfect that nothing else seems to compare...Length Girth.. Just a all around DAAAAMN..

If you do. Don't have sex with that person.. You'll be tramatized for life.. DON'T DO IT graemlins/rofl5.gif icon_rofl.gif biggrinangel.gif Um, no, that's never happened to me, but I'm very happy for you anyway!

[MYOR]

Originally posted by mhd:
you are going to the hall of fame for that one graemlins/conf44.gif

[Hello Kitty]

WHOO HOO!
graemlins/grinyes.gif

[And]

So what's the rest of the dish Myor .. We know you've gotten the perfect one soooooo now what? Is he sitting there next to you? The penis I mean, not the man. D'oh! icon_rofl.gif

[Rainless]

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/praise2.gif

[Hello Kitty]

Originally posted by 6 23:
So what's the rest of the dish Myor .. We know you've gotten the perfect one soooooo now what? Is he sitting there next to you? The penis I mean, not the man. D'oh! icon_rofl.gif graemlins/rofl5.gif

[MYOR]

Originally posted by 6 23:
So what's the rest of the dish Myor .. We know you've gotten the perfect one soooooo now what? Is he sitting there next to you? The penis I mean, not the man. D'oh! icon_rofl.gif Nahh next to me GONE. I keep on singing this nice Sinead Occonnor song..

"Nothing compares.. nothing compares to you" graemlins/mecry.gif

Damn why did I have to taste the forbidden fruit.. icon_rofl.gif

[Li-Za]

Originally posted by MYOR:
Have you ever encountered a penis that is just to perfect that nothing else seems to compare...Length Girth.. Just a all around DAAAAMN..

If you do. Don't have sex with that person.. You'll be tramatized for life.. DON'T DO IT graemlins/rofl5.gif icon_rofl.gif biggrinangel.gif My girls call them 'Dicks Dipped In Gold'

[Hello Kitty]

Originally posted by Li-Za:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MYOR:
Have you ever encountered a penis that is just to perfect that nothing else seems to compare...Length Girth.. Just a all around DAAAAMN..

If you do. Don't have sex with that person.. You'll be tramatized for life.. DON'T DO IT graemlins/rofl5.gif icon_rofl.gif biggrinangel.gif My girls call them 'Dicks Dipped In Gold' </font>[/QUOTE]Um um good!
:eek:

[i.be.me]

Originally posted by MYOR:
Have you ever encountered a penis that is just to perfect that nothing else seems to compare...Length Girth.. Just a all around DAAAAMN..

If you do. Don't have sex with that person.. You'll be tramatized for life.. DON'T DO IT graemlins/rofl5.gif icon_rofl.gif biggrinangel.gif exactly... ever notice that the perfect penis is always attached to the wrong man!

[richierich]

Originally posted by Hello Kitty:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Li-Za:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MYOR:
Have you ever encountered a penis that is just to perfect that nothing else seems to compare...Length Girth.. Just a all around DAAAAMN..

If you do. Don't have sex with that person.. You'll be tramatized for life.. DON'T DO IT graemlins/rofl5.gif icon_rofl.gif biggrinangel.gif My girls call them 'Dicks Dipped In Gold' </font>[/QUOTE]Um um good!
:eek: </font>[/QUOTE]Why is your pseudonym..Hello Kitty??? :D just asking.

[Rainless]

Originally posted by i.be.me:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MYOR:
Have you ever encountered a penis that is just to perfect that nothing else seems to compare...Length Girth.. Just a all around DAAAAMN..

If you do. Don't have sex with that person.. You'll be tramatized for life.. DON'T DO IT graemlins/rofl5.gif icon_rofl.gif biggrinangel.gif exactly... ever notice that the perfect penis is always attached to the wrong man! </font>[/QUOTE]Always attached to the wrong man! graemlins/mecry.gif

[MYOR]

Originally posted by Rainless:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by i.be.me:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MYOR:
Have you ever encountered a penis that is just to perfect that nothing else seems to compare...Length Girth.. Just a all around DAAAAMN..

If you do. Don't have sex with that person.. You'll be tramatized for life.. DON'T DO IT graemlins/rofl5.gif icon_rofl.gif biggrinangel.gif exactly... ever notice that the perfect penis is always attached to the wrong man! </font>[/QUOTE]Always attached to the wrong man! graemlins/mecry.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Some one should have told me....MYOR RUN don't walk away RUN MYOR RUN... biggrinangel.gif That is the penis by which you shall judge every other penis in you life.. RUNNNNNNN graemlins/rofl.gif

[JMJ]

Originally posted by Rainless:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by i.be.me:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MYOR:
Have you ever encountered a penis that is just to perfect that nothing else seems to compare...Length Girth.. Just a all around DAAAAMN..

If you do. Don't have sex with that person.. You'll be tramatized for life.. DON'T DO IT graemlins/rofl5.gif icon_rofl.gif biggrinangel.gif exactly... ever notice that the perfect penis is always attached to the wrong man! </font>[/QUOTE]Always attached to the wrong man! graemlins/mecry.gif </font>[/QUOTE]http://www.collectingpez.com/pics/zorro.jpg

;) .........JMJ graemlins/bolt.gif

[Li-Za]

Originally posted by i.be.me:
exactly... ever notice that the perfect penis is always attached to the wrong man! [/QB]PERFECT PREACH

[richierich]

So this is why I'm still single??? :D

[Brenda]

;) ;) ;) ;)

[Hello Kitty]

Originally posted by richierich:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hello Kitty:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Li-Za:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MYOR:
Have you ever encountered a penis that is just to perfect that nothing else seems to compare...Length Girth.. Just a all around DAAAAMN..

If you do. Don't have sex with that person.. You'll be tramatized for life.. DON'T DO IT graemlins/rofl5.gif icon_rofl.gif biggrinangel.gif My girls call them 'Dicks Dipped In Gold' </font>[/QUOTE]Um um good!
:eek: </font>[/QUOTE]Why is your pseudonym..Hello Kitty??? :D just asking. </font>[/QUOTE]biggrinangel.gif just a nick name... ;)

[DJ Keith Porter]

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/wtf.gif

Oh shit the women are going crazy and talking dirty.
You go girls. Make your mark on the DHP!

Big up to female testosterone! http://deephousepage.com/smilies/muscles.gif

[And]

Originally posted by MYOR:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
So what's the rest of the dish Myor .. We know you've gotten the perfect one soooooo now what? Is he sitting there next to you? The penis I mean, not the man. D'oh! icon_rofl.gif Nahh next to me GONE. I keep on singing this nice Sinead Occonnor song..

"Nothing compares.. nothing compares to you" graemlins/mecry.gif

Damn why did I have to taste the forbidden fruit.. icon_rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Damn Sis .. Why'd it go? Where did it go.
How's this for a laugh, the perfect penis in my life was in a dream ... A dream ... graemlins/mecry.gif graemlins/rofl.gif

[And]

Originally posted by DJ Keith Porter:
Big up to female testosterone! [img]http://deephousepage.com/smilies/muscles.gif I would agree ... except when you're stuck beating it yourself. Last month and this month ... Shit wasn't pretty for yours truly graemlins/mecry.gif

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by 6 23:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DJ Keith Porter:
Big up to female testosterone! [img]http://deephousepage.com/smilies/muscles.gif I would agree ... except when you're stuck beating it yourself. Last month and this month ... Shit wasn't pretty for yours truly graemlins/mecry.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Well at least you have new music to do it to! graemlins/eusa_dance.gif

[JMJ]

Originally posted by 6 23:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DJ Keith Porter:
Big up to female testosterone! [img]http://deephousepage.com/smilies/muscles.gif I would agree ... except when you're stuck beating it yourself. Last month and this month ... Shit wasn't pretty for yours truly graemlins/mecry.gif </font>[/QUOTE]www.dildo.com (http://www.dildo.com) for all your needs......JMJ http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/focking.gif

[Rainless]

Originally posted by MYOR:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Rainless:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by i.be.me:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MYOR:
Have you ever encountered a penis that is just to perfect that nothing else seems to compare...Length Girth.. Just a all around DAAAAMN..

If you do. Don't have sex with that person.. You'll be tramatized for life.. DON'T DO IT graemlins/rofl5.gif icon_rofl.gif biggrinangel.gif exactly... ever notice that the perfect penis is always attached to the wrong man! </font>[/QUOTE]Always attached to the wrong man! graemlins/mecry.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Some one should have told me....MYOR RUN don't walk away RUN MYOR RUN... biggrinangel.gif That is the penis by which you shall judge every other penis in you life.. RUNNNNNNN graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]I have been cursed with the "Wonderful Penis" judging of all penis's because of one man and his wonderful movement! Damn HIM, DAMMMMMNNN Him hail.gif

[JMJ]

Originally posted by Rainless:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MYOR:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Rainless:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by i.be.me:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MYOR:
Have you ever encountered a penis that is just to perfect that nothing else seems to compare...Length Girth.. Just a all around DAAAAMN..

If you do. Don't have sex with that person.. You'll be tramatized for life.. DON'T DO IT graemlins/rofl5.gif icon_rofl.gif biggrinangel.gif exactly... ever notice that the perfect penis is always attached to the wrong man! </font>[/QUOTE]Always attached to the wrong man! graemlins/mecry.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Some one should have told me....MYOR RUN don't walk away RUN MYOR RUN... biggrinangel.gif That is the penis by which you shall judge every other penis in you life.. RUNNNNNNN graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]I have been cursed with the "Wonderful Penis" judging of all penis's because of one man and his wonderful movement! Damn HIM, DAMMMMMNNN Him hail.gif </font>[/QUOTE]http://www.fiftiesweb.com/zorro-1.jpg

???......JMJ

[i.be.me]

Okay ladies... it sounds like we need a fail safe penis unattachment plan (something like a detox program graemlins/rofl5.gif )

so... let's make it so!

Step 0. Admit you're adicted and decide to turn it around. graemlins/mecry.gif

Step 1. Wash those damn sheets!!

Step 2. Get rid of all voicemails, emails, text messages, gifts, clothes and pictures.

continue...

[Rainless]

Originally posted by i.be.me:
Okay ladies... it sounds like we need a fail safe penis unattachment plan (something like a detox program graemlins/rofl5.gif )

so... let's make it so!

Step 0. Admit you're adicted and decide to turn it around. graemlins/mecry.gif

Step 1. Wash those damn sheets!!

Step 2. Get rid of all voicemails, emails, text messages, gifts, clothes and pictures.

continue... BLOCK THE NUMBERS.... graemlins/cool_shades.gif

[i.be.me]

Originally posted by JMJ:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DJ Keith Porter:
Big up to female testosterone! [img]http://deephousepage.com/smilies/muscles.gif I would agree ... except when you're stuck beating it yourself. Last month and this month ... Shit wasn't pretty for yours truly graemlins/mecry.gif </font>[/QUOTE]www.dildo.com (http://www.dildo.com) for all your needs......JMJ http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/focking.gif </font>[/QUOTE]who needs all that fancy stuff? me and http://deephousepage.com/smilies/banana.gif do just fine graemlins/biglaugha.gif

[MYOR]

Originally posted by i.be.me:
Okay ladies... it sounds like we need a fail safe penis unattachment plan (something like a detox program graemlins/rofl5.gif )

so... let's make it so!

Step 0. Admit you're adicted and decide to turn it around. graemlins/mecry.gif

Step 1. Wash those damn sheets!!

Step 2. Get rid of all voicemails, emails, text messages, gifts, clothes and pictures.

continue... What happens when ur still friends with the dick?? I mean the guy?? What then...

[JMJ]

http://www.sporeworks.com/gal2/penis.jpg

Mushrooms anyone??.......JMJ

[Li-Za]

Originally posted by i.be.me:
Okay ladies... it sounds like we need a fail safe penis unattachment plan (something like a detox program graemlins/rofl5.gif )

so... let's make it so!

Step 0. Admit you're adicted and decide to turn it around. graemlins/mecry.gif

Step 1. Wash those damn sheets!!

Step 2. Get rid of all voicemails, emails, text messages, gifts, clothes and pictures.

continue... a la' Ace Ventura:

I have Exorciszeed the Deemons

That's a must - GET OVER IT!

Where there was once a golden banana, there will be another ripe one

;)

Let them be happy with their next Lady - You've been there

No Love Connection

Cry, Cry, Cry, if you want to

Laugh, Smile, Cum - you will again

If you recognize a shark, know you knew before you go fishing....don't get mad when you get bit though...

If you must, use the nights you had as much as you want while in celibacy limbo during Oh Me So Horny moments - until you tire of that ass!

Life is so much Sweeter when You're Free

If you know he a hoe, don't think you the ass of his that's gonna help him make that change - he needs to see the man in the mirror for self

How do I know? - yawwn, I too have met dicks dipped in gold

But ive been lucky, i've been with good boy and bad boy Willies

THANX FOR THE LESSONS!

I don't do Ex-Sex so if ur still friends with the Golden Banana - the choice is yours

[Rainless]

Originally posted by MYOR:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by i.be.me:
Okay ladies... it sounds like we need a fail safe penis unattachment plan (something like a detox program graemlins/rofl5.gif )

so... let's make it so!

Step 0. Admit you're adicted and decide to turn it around. graemlins/mecry.gif

Step 1. Wash those damn sheets!!

Step 2. Get rid of all voicemails, emails, text messages, gifts, clothes and pictures.

continue... What happens when ur still friends with the dick?? I mean the guy?? What then... </font>[/QUOTE]and what about those really drunk nights.... graemlins/cool_shades.gif

[Huey P. Freeman]

Originally posted by JMJ:
http://www.sporeworks.com/gal2/penis.jpg

Mushrooms anyone??.......JMJ graemlins/rofl.gif YOU HAVE PROBLEMS MY FRIEND! graemlins/rofl.gif

[ December 17, 2003, 03:40 PM: Message edited by: Eargasm ]

[Li-Za]

One of Many Perfect Songs:

Seduceme - India

check the english version

the song means: i know you dont love me, i know we only have sex, i know you know i love you and it hurts, so please just seduce me right tonight cuz its all we have

INDIA!!!!!

[JMJ]

http://www.djurvall.burken.nu/Harrys_0413/T/004%20-%20Penis%20pasta.jpg

Just add meat and sauce!......JMJ

[KBig]

QQkn @ Myor ....

*sigh* Yeah they are also know as Crack Penis
LOL Have you doing dumb shit LOL :eek:

[And]

Originally posted by DJ Keith Porter:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DJ Keith Porter:
Big up to female testosterone! [img]http://deephousepage.com/smilies/muscles.gif I would agree ... except when you're stuck beating it yourself. Last month and this month ... Shit wasn't pretty for yours truly graemlins/mecry.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Well at least you have new music to do it to! graemlins/eusa_dance.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Hahahaha ... Yeah. We're both mixing it up. biggrinangel.gif

[And]

Originally posted by JMJ:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DJ Keith Porter:
Big up to female testosterone! [img]http://deephousepage.com/smilies/muscles.gif I would agree ... except when you're stuck beating it yourself. Last month and this month ... Shit wasn't pretty for yours truly graemlins/mecry.gif </font>[/QUOTE]www.dildo.com (http://www.dildo.com) for all your needs......JMJ http://www.deephousepage.com/smilies/focking.gif </font>[/QUOTE]No thanks ... I'm going with the Pent up Plan ... Watch out whoever does get it when I'm ready. biggrinangel.gif

[Friday]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! to this whole thread, Myor you absolutely slay me ;)

The perfect penis!!! hahahahaha!!! I thought we made it perfect...oops there I go again! :rolleyes:

[And]

Originally posted by gf:
I thought we made it perfect...oops there I go again! :rolleyes: You got a witness to this testimony!

http://www.mcauley.acu.edu.au/staff/ghall/images/Preach.jpg

PREACH!

[variable]

I thought I head someone call my name............
graemlins/bolt.gif

[gabriel]

would it be so wrong to dip again?

[MYOR]

Originally posted by gf:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! to this whole thread, Myor you absolutely slay me ;)

The perfect penis!!! hahahahaha!!! I thought we made it perfect...oops there I go again! :rolleyes: When you have encountered "THE ONE" you will not laugh at me graemlins/tongueout.gif I think I will be hearing wwwwoooeesss meeee instead graemlins/mecry.gif icon_rofl.gif

[ December 17, 2003, 05:52 PM: Message edited by: MYOR ]

[Cheddar]

Could it be the "forbidden" part that has you strung? The craziness of a situation always makes for a better experience.

[BHouse]

I have been told that I would have the perfect penis if it was about 3 inches shorter... They can't seem to handle all of it..

[ December 17, 2003, 06:27 PM: Message edited by: BHouse ]

[Bold Soul]

Forget recording techology...the DHP requires a sex forum.

[DISKOQUEEN99]

Trauma is good.

[Friday]

Originally posted by MYOR:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by gf:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! to this whole thread, Myor you absolutely slay me ;)

The perfect penis!!! hahahahaha!!! I thought we made it perfect...oops there I go again! :rolleyes: When you have encountered "THE ONE" you will not laugh at me graemlins/tongueout.gif I think I will be hearing wwwwoooeesss meeee instead graemlins/mecry.gif icon_rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]You just straight up trippin' !!!! graemlins/rofl.gif hahahaha!

[(Im)poster]

Originally posted by i.be.me:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MYOR:
Have you ever encountered a penis that is just to perfect that nothing else seems to compare...Length Girth.. Just a all around DAAAAMN..

If you do. Don't have sex with that person.. You'll be tramatized for life.. DON'T DO IT graemlins/rofl5.gif icon_rofl.gif biggrinangel.gif exactly... ever notice that the perfect penis is always attached to the wrong man! </font>[/QUOTE]Not always...
:D :D

[Koffy Brown]

Originally posted by richierich:
So this is why I'm still single??? :D pictures for proof please... biggrinangel.gif

[And]

Originally posted by MYOR:
When you have encountered "THE ONE""The One?"
But one is such a lonely number .. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/mwink.gif