freaky friday - dirty dreams

[kara]

So I have recently started to dream. NOT those kinds of dreams, regular boring dreams. I never (that I remember) used to dream so regularly as I do now. But they're rather matter of fact - like me eating raisin bran, or seeing an old friend on the street and they wave to me, etc. They're just short boring stuff.

my question is - WHY AREN"T I HAVING ANY GOOD DIRTY DREAMS????

:(


do you? details!

[Big Ken]

So I have recently started to dream. NOT those kinds of dreams, regular boring dreams. I never (that I remember) used to dream so regularly as I do now. But they're rather matter of fact - like me eating raisin bran, or seeing an old friend on the street and they wave to me, etc. They're just short boring stuff.

my question is - WHY AREN"T I HAVING ANY GOOD DIRTY DREAMS????

:(


do you? details!
Maybe you are not horny enough yet?

[blackwax]

YOU HAVEN'T ME ME YET!! :tongueout:

[kara]

haha, true and true

[Pang]

So I have recently started to dream. NOT those kinds of dreams, regular boring dreams. I never (that I remember) used to dream so regularly as I do now. But they're rather matter of fact - like me eating raisin bran, or seeing an old friend on the street and they wave to me, etc. They're just short boring stuff.

my question is - WHY AREN"T I HAVING ANY GOOD DIRTY DREAMS????

:(


do you? details!

freak

[kara]

freak

totallY! so wassup w/my dreams being rated PG?!?!?!? i feel gypped

[Terry James]

So I have recently started to dream. NOT those kinds of dreams, regular boring dreams. I never (that I remember) used to dream so regularly as I do now. But they're rather matter of fact - like me eating raisin bran, or seeing an old friend on the street and they wave to me, etc. They're just short boring stuff.

my question is - WHY AREN"T I HAVING ANY GOOD DIRTY DREAMS????

:(


do you? details!

Could reality be more interesting?

[kara]

Could reality be more interesting?

hahahahahahahah sadly, NO

so at least give me some exciting dreams already

:cussing:

[ngeso]

I don't rally dream a lot, generally I'm comatose while asleep. No brain activity whatsoever.


So the other night it was with substantial delight that I vividly registered rogering my then college friend, and now work colleague, up the backside like a buffalo. Ours has been a crackling, tongue-in-cheek, hands-off fondness for the past twenty years; we marvel at how we never ever made it into the sack or into something bigger because during the course of time we've been uncannily out of sync with our relationships. Every time she was 'free', I was attached, and vice versa. But we know that, given half an opportunity, we'd race for bed immediately.

Nowadays, of course, she's married with kid. And we do work together, and we don't fuck the job. But we look at each other at the espresso machine and both think "Oh hell, yeah...". And on occasion (company outings, office X-mas do, etc.) we still manage a raunchy, wet snog and a grope in some dark corner.

That said, the other night she was a lavish, libertine shag, a piece of champagne pussy. And I, at the risk of sounding self-congratulatory, I wasn't that bad myself. In fact, I was uncharacteristically studly.


In this dream of mine, of course.


...

[Terry James]

hahahahahahahah sadly, NO

so at least give me some exciting dreams already

:cussing:

add to the 3rd scene after 11pm. I'll be dressed as the pizza delivery boy

[kara]

add to the 3rd scene after 11pm. I'll be dressed as the pizza delivery boy


hellO! (but can you make it a UPS man .. i have a thing for the uniform w/shorts...)

[Terry James]

hellO! (but can you make it a UPS man .. i have a thing for the uniform w/shorts...)

funny thing is I used to work for them, still have the uniform ...I hear I could cash in on ebay

[kara]

funny thing is I used to work for them, still have the uniform ...I hear I could cash in on ebay


i have a feeling i'm gonna have some gooood dreams tonight

(and hopefully, like ngeso, i'll be a stallion in performance bwahah)

[JoelS]

"like me eating raisin bran, or seeing an old friend on the street and they wave to me"

Hmmm, whoah, that's really, hum, hhhhhhhot!!!

Come on; everything is sexual!!! On a symbolic way.

Do a psychoanalysis and you'll see that your raisin bran is incredibly sensual and sexual. Hmmmm Yummy.....

I do often some nice hot and sexy dreams though but I can't keep them in mind.

:D

Peace.

[Mr.I]

:wink:
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/UPS-Drivers-C.article.jpg

[Armento]

kara.. you might want to get some estrogen in you.

my dirty dreams are freaky as fuck..

[Soleful]

Put them toys away for a week. You'll be waking up soaking wet & not just in sweat either! :mwink:

[Chris Conrad]

it means that your militant-feminist ideas are suppressing your sexual desires...:grinyes:

[Pang]

it means that your militant-feminist ideas are suppressing your sexual desires...:grinyes:

AHAHA!

[kara]

it means that your militant-feminist ideas are suppressing your sexual desires...:grinyes:

my best dirty thoughts are about other feminists

:tongueout:

[Soleful]

my best dirty thoughts are about other feminists

:tongueout:

YUMM!! What a great nap I just had!!! Oh well, time for a cold shower!! :frown:

[kara]

YUMM!! What a great nap I just had!!! Oh well, time for a cold shower!! :frown:

hahaha as i read this TOT's mix came in with "whoooo's that lady? sexy lady. beautiful lady ..."

[Soleful]

hahaha as i read this TOT's mix came in with "whoooo's that lady? sexy lady. beautiful lady ..."
Remember there's no such thing as coincidences!! :wink: LOL

[david_mancuso]

:)

Alice Cooper/Dirty Dreams

Well, I wake up burnin in a soaking sweat
My pillows are drippin and the sheets are wet
I jump out of bed and I turn on the light
This happens to me every night
Sometimes you turn into a snake with long black hair
Then you turn into an angel, blonde and fair
You can turn yourself blue and I dont care
You can change your look
You can change your race
But its always your touch
And always your face

Chorus

Dirty dreams
How you wanna do me
Dirty dreams
Let me get thru
Dirty dreams
A triple x-rated movie starring me and you

Well, I close my eyes
And you open your lips
Theres a shock from my head to my fingertips
I fall thru a hole cuz I cant get a grip
The room starts to spin and the world starts to turn
My heart catches fire and my bed starts to burn

Dirty dreams
How you wann do me
Dirty dreams
Anything for you, babe
Dirty dreams
Technicolor movie starring me and you
Make my dreams come true

Shake my nights
Rattle my sleep
Roll mye eyes, Im in too deep

Chorus

[Edith A. Giles]

I'll be having dirty dreams fo sho...

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a234/hazey_jane26/IMG_95681.T.jpg

:grinyes::grinyes::grinyes::grinyes::grinyes: