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david_mancuso
12-17-2007, 06:12 PM
:)

You wake up - it's early morning, make your coffee, sit in front of the box, put on your msm brainwashing news and you hear this:

The speaker looking worried and amazed...

Reports are coming in from all over the world. People have disappeared. We are now getting a news flash from the WH spokesperson that Bush and all the administrations are nowhere to be found. Many other world leaders are missing too. Many politicians too.
Congress and Senate are empty & only a few representatives are there ,bewildered.
Reports from worldwide military installations and bases. All weaponry conventional and not has also disappeared.
People are phoning in saying that their guns and weapons have also disappeared.
Families have noticed friends and family members are no longer accountable.
We have much reports coming in , they say that Nuclear stations have disappeared also. This is not only in America, we are getting it from Reuters that throughout the globe they have all gone, literally no evidence of their existence is there anymore.
The animal slaughter houses are no longer visible, Mike local butcher tells us, the animals are running free all over the towns and cities.
The actual face of the inner cities have changed, It seems there has been an exodus, there are few people there, no cars, no industries, people are walking about or riding horses or bikes.
Large skyscrapers cant be seen either, but what is also amazing the onlooker is that overnight the parks seem to have grown claiming vast areas of what was before industrial zones or inner city areas.

We have news in from the middle east. All signs of the conflict that has been cutting the region apart and its perpetrators and causes have disappeared, people are walking round in a daze wondering what could have happened.

There is more.

The TV reporter continues dazed:

Hospital staffs are phoning in. They are saying that people are waking up from irreversible comas, and terminally ill people are just getting up off their beds and walking out.
The hospitals are emptying out. Confirmation of this happening all over the planet is coming in.
This is no hoax, we repeat this is no hoax.

We will keep you posted.
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Several years on.

More news on the now free TV.

There have not been any deaths in all these years. No deaths reported in any nation of the world. People are experiencing an eternal youth. The aged have reacquired their nimbleness of mind and body.
Children are being born healthy and with esp capabilities that have been unheard of before.
There are reports of animals communicating with humans. We are trying to confirm these reports.
As you have probably experienced there appears to have been a change in our eating habits. Meat and fish and foul are intolerable to our organisms, The world has become vegetarian.
People don't feel the need to sleep or eat and drink anymore.
Scientists from all over the globe are meeting in the New York Park City where they will be discussing these amazing developments.

We will keep you posted.

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Fox News -

Today is our last transmission. The network is closing down following the example of networks world wide. This is mainly due to the fact that there is no more news to be reported.
We are all going to join our family and friends in the hamlets that have become so popular. Cultivating our own herbs and vegetable produce.
There will be a bonfire at sunset in the park near the waterfall, you can all bring your paper money and other material useless items you wish to dispose of.
There will be entertainment and drink and dancing. You can bring your animal friends too.


Love and Peace from the two remaining Fox Staff.

ngeso
12-18-2007, 05:50 AM
I want whatever Dave has been smoking there.....

david_mancuso
12-18-2007, 06:26 AM
Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.
-Albert Einstein

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
-Albert Einstein

Rob.J
12-18-2007, 06:42 AM
been buying t-shirts from these guys for quite a while now.....just love the slogans & straplines and the general vibe of the them.

http://www.imaginaryfoundation.com/index.php?pagemode=index&type=Mens%20T

my favs : lost in music / paint peace / i believe in music / express yourself / kick out the jams

go to the detail in the links they are GREAT t-shirts.....!

cheers

rob

david_mancuso
12-18-2007, 06:51 AM
I want whatever Dave has been smoking there.....

"If you've come here to help me, you're wasting your time.
But if you've come because your liberation is bound up with mine,
then let us work together."

-Australian Aboriginal Elder Lilla Watson
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Greetings ngeso :)

Those words are a sign of great transition.

david_mancuso
12-18-2007, 06:54 AM
been buying t-shirts from these guys for quite a while now.....just love the slogans & straplines and the general vibe of the them.

http://www.imaginaryfoundation.com/index.php?pagemode=index&type=Mens%20T

my favs : lost in music / paint peace / i believe in music / express yourself / kick out the jams

go to the detail in the links they are GREAT t-shirts.....!

cheers

rob

Cheers!

d.

david_mancuso
12-18-2007, 07:08 AM
Greetings ngeso :)

Of course I thought of you when I read this quote!

Cheers!

"... the real secret of magic is that the world is made of words, and that if you know the words that the world is made of you can make of it whatever you wish..."

(T. Mckenna)

Nige55
12-18-2007, 07:22 AM
Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.
-Albert Einstein

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
-Albert Einstein

I love those quotes ! I wish many more folks would let their imagination run free a little more ('to keep on keepin' on'). Great thread David. The first thing I'd do on that day is burn my cell phone :wink:
P.S. David, last time I sent you a PM you're inbox was full.

So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)
12-18-2007, 07:52 AM
Hey dave, then what we would have experienced is what jehovah god has promised us, "New and everlasting life" according to the scriptures.........wouldn't that be a wonderful thing???? And thank you for that, it's nice to know that a better world for all of us will be upon us soon.........:hail::hail:

david_mancuso
12-18-2007, 08:24 AM
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says god. "For proof denies faith and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says man. "The babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It proves you exist and so therefore you don't."

"Oh dear," says god. "I hadn't thought of that." And promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh that was easy." says man. And for an encore he proves that black is white and gets killed on the next zebra crossing.

--Douglas Adams

david_mancuso
12-18-2007, 08:25 AM
I love those quotes ! I wish many more folks would let their imagination run free a little more ('to keep on keepin' on'). Great thread David. The first thing I'd do on that day is burn my cell phone :wink:
P.S. David, last time I sent you a PM you're inbox was full.

pm box I cleared yesterday...should be ok now....

Nige55
12-18-2007, 08:46 AM
pm box I cleared yesterday...should be ok now....

Thanks David. Found the babel fish quote interesting,

Adams' description of the Babel fish also triggered a digression about the existence of God, since the Babel fish was put forth as a fideist example for the non-existence of a deity:

“ Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this:
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. Q.E.D."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

Most leading theologians claim that this argument isn't worth a pair of fetid dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid from making a fortune with his book Well That About Wraps It Up For God.

-I guess one way or the other, someone will make a ton of money along the way ! :conf06:

david_mancuso
12-18-2007, 09:33 AM
Some comic relief :)

Jesus Christ, guest on Jerry Springer


Jerry: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to another exciting show. We have, as our guest, Jesus Christ.

[much applause]

Jesus: Thank you, Jerry. Thank you, audience.

Jerry: Now, Jesus, it seems the people would like to elect you as the new president of the United States. Since they couldn't have you, they voted for Bush/ Cheney. Any comments?

Jesus: I'd say Bush and Cheney are a far leap away from the religious movement I created. My philosophy was one of peace and altruism, whereas Bush and Cheney have yet to demonstrate doing something of that nature. Anything they do in my name is sacrilege. Unfortunately, a lot of fundamentalists like to think that just because the B and C team use my name a lot, they are good people...that's a bunch of crap.

Jerry: Well, we have as our other guest today a Christian Fundamentalist named Paul Trevoli. Paul!

[Paul comes out to the stage. Jesus immediately rises from his seat and grabs a handful of Paul's hair]

Jesus: You stupid son-of- (bleeep) I'll kick your moth--(bleeeeeeeeeeeep) and then stick it down your neck!

[Audience chants "JERR-EE, JER-EE!"]

Jerry (once things calm down): Jesus, of all people I thought you would appreciate the fundamentalists.

Jesus: Heck no! I support higher education.

[Audience applauds.]

Jesus: Fundamentalists claim to know me, but they are only doing what they see as the popular thing to do, sticking their lame bumper stickers to the backs of their SUVs with "Bush/Cheney" stickers right next door and their stupid "WWJD" bracelets--they have no clue what I would do, apparently. Obviously, these guys are confused as to my philosophies.

Paul: It isn't a philosophy...it's literal truth.

[Jesus once again leaps from his chair, grabbing Paul by the hair. The audience chants again, there is more editing with bleeps, and things eventually settle down again.]

Jerry: Jesus, you seem a bit distraught these days.

Jesus: I've had my name slandered for two thousand years from fundamentalists...you'd be a bit upset, too.

Jerry: I suppose you are right...after all, you are perfect.

Jesus: That's right. The whole theme of my existence has been lost due to a few jerk-offs with the upper hand in the politics of the churches.

Jerry: What was the theme to your existence?

Jesus: Easy. Love your neighbor as yourself. I was the biggest advocate of that behavior. I was a leader by example, and a few people did catch on...Martin Luther King, Jr., Gandhi, and skoobieschnax are prime examples. There are more liberals out there worthy of mention.

Jerry: You are a liberal?

Jesus: Heck yes I'm a liberal...you don't march into a city and defy all the politics of the city and claim conservatism! It just doesn't work! Liberals fight for change. Conservatives want to revert back to the "old days," even though the "old days" have been skewed by 50s reruns showing happy families and cheesy morals.

Paul: Stupid liberals! You're all the same! You take away the family values! You are Nazis, communists, atheists, and...

[Jesus swiftly smites Paul across the face. Paul shuts his mouth.]

Jesus: Back to what I was saying...the whole theme of my existence was to have people search for the truth. I only credit scientists and like-minded people with doing such a thing. Philosophically speaking, everyone wants to be treated like a human being, and that's where my truth of philosophy comes into play. Only conservatives look for ways to destroy a person's quest for happiness, so of course I am against conservatism.

Jerry: Thank you, Jesus and Paul, that's all the time we have for today.