HEY GRITS

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Yo momma so cross eye'd when she cry, tears roll down her back.

[Jamie 3:26]

Stop using those website snaps...be original like this...

Yo Momma is a gangsta rapper,she's on Toothless Records.....

[Jamie 3:26]

Dee,Yo Momma so fat she sweats gravy.

Yo Momma got a big ass keloid on her ear that looks like a leather hearing aid....

[nev m]

Sorry! I thought you meant me! (Great In T Shirts)! biggrinangel.gif

[nev m]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
Dee,Yo Momma so fat she sweats gravy.

Yo Momma got a big ass keloid on her ear that looks like a leather hearing aid.... Wooooooooooooooo!!

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Tell yo momma to stop buying shoes that's wayyyyyy to small for them big ass feet she got. That's why she's walking around with king size bunions sticking out of the sides of her sandals.

[ April 22, 2003, 04:31 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]

[Jamie 3:26]

Yo Momma's teeth so rotten,it looks like she has dominoes in her mouth.

Yo Momma got so much wax in her ears,you put a q-tip in and come out with a Sugar Daddy....

Yo Momma so dumb,she shops at Paymore Shoe store.

Yo Momma's got one eye,talking bout"I got my eye on you..."

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Yo momma so black lightning bugs follow her at night.

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it say's "One at a time please."

Yo momma hair so nappy she gotta take two tylenol to comb her hair.

Hey grits I'm outta here, I'll get back to you tomorrow.


It's All About Love.
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[Jamie 3:26]

You still can't freestyle...stop using those online snaps...

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
Tell yo momma to stop buying shoes that's wayyyyyy to small for them big ass feet she got. That's why she's walking around with king size bunions sticking out of the sides of her sandals. This is freestyle grits.... don't hate :D

I'm outta here. icon_rofl.gif http://deephousepage.com/smilies/lol.gif

[ April 22, 2003, 04:48 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]

[Jamie 3:26]

Well all of my snaps have ben freestyle..have a nice nite and tell Yo Momma I said stop chewing rocks,pretending they rock candy....

[nev m]

Shiiit!! :D I'd be scared to meet both your mommas!!!

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
Dee,Yo Momma so fat she sweats gravy.

Yo Momma got a big ass keloid on her ear that looks like a leather hearing aid.... This is not freestyle grits, I heard it before.

Yo momma's breath so hot when she opened her mouth to talk she singed my eye brows & my eye lashes.

[Jamie 3:26]

Honey,I have been using those for ages...Not bitten,old school ones I used to use.

Yo Momma so funny shaped,her legs look like light bulbs.

Yo momma got a platinum chicken bone charm....

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Yo momma got a diamond in the back, sun roof top, dig in the scene with a ganster lean ooh oooohhhhh icon_rofl.gif

[ April 22, 2003, 07:21 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]