The Buddy Love Show
12-26-2007, 01:26 PM
13. Female DJs who just started - They suck by definition
12. Male DJs who just started - 28 records 2 turntables and a mixer does not a dj make
11. DJ Put me "down" - Good lord, have some pride
10. DJ "Yeah I'm playing the Morales warm up set" - Um, I'll be still at home getting ready to see the headliner
9. DJs who talk to you about their careers while you're scoping for ass at the event - First, I'm scoping for ass, lemme alone. Second I'm drunk. Third, I really aint listening. Last, I'm scoping for ass, lemme alone.
8. DJ Mr/Mrs Promote Endlessly on Messageboard - A thread w 80 posts and 5 posters all saying that shit is gonna be "FIYAAAAH" - engenders ZERO interest - TRUST
7 DJ Joey Recordbag - Come on dude - in the digital age posing in the club w a record bag makes you look silly in TOO many ways
6. DJ Mixtape - Sorry, I have enough coasters and coke trays
5. DJ Eclectic - Different is good, Joe Claussells remix of Washboard Earl and his Flaming Slop Bucket is just strange
4. DJ "I'm in it for da love" - Reason 1 why there is nobody in the room. "Dis is a bidness"
3. DJ Twentynothing - aint done shit but will school ya on how shit should be done - shut the fuck up
2. DJ Fortysomething - Honestly, who gives a shit about how Ron Hardy or Larry Levan did it (past tense) or why vinyl is acoustically able to make lemurs have orgasms - todays crowds just wants to dance ( btw..fat, flabby, grey and balding somehow doesnt spell "HOT DJ")
and at #1 TIESTO (of course) - fabulously successful, it also helps that he doesnt post here, that way folk dont have to kiss his ass and can malign him endlessly w impunity
special mention goes to those djs who couldnt get a rise out of me on the dancefloor at all - As a rabid partyer and drug addled alcoholic i'm easier to move than a dysentry victim on Ex-Lax - Get a new "career". You ((((SUCK))))
12. Male DJs who just started - 28 records 2 turntables and a mixer does not a dj make
11. DJ Put me "down" - Good lord, have some pride
10. DJ "Yeah I'm playing the Morales warm up set" - Um, I'll be still at home getting ready to see the headliner
9. DJs who talk to you about their careers while you're scoping for ass at the event - First, I'm scoping for ass, lemme alone. Second I'm drunk. Third, I really aint listening. Last, I'm scoping for ass, lemme alone.
8. DJ Mr/Mrs Promote Endlessly on Messageboard - A thread w 80 posts and 5 posters all saying that shit is gonna be "FIYAAAAH" - engenders ZERO interest - TRUST
7 DJ Joey Recordbag - Come on dude - in the digital age posing in the club w a record bag makes you look silly in TOO many ways
6. DJ Mixtape - Sorry, I have enough coasters and coke trays
5. DJ Eclectic - Different is good, Joe Claussells remix of Washboard Earl and his Flaming Slop Bucket is just strange
4. DJ "I'm in it for da love" - Reason 1 why there is nobody in the room. "Dis is a bidness"
3. DJ Twentynothing - aint done shit but will school ya on how shit should be done - shut the fuck up
2. DJ Fortysomething - Honestly, who gives a shit about how Ron Hardy or Larry Levan did it (past tense) or why vinyl is acoustically able to make lemurs have orgasms - todays crowds just wants to dance ( btw..fat, flabby, grey and balding somehow doesnt spell "HOT DJ")
and at #1 TIESTO (of course) - fabulously successful, it also helps that he doesnt post here, that way folk dont have to kiss his ass and can malign him endlessly w impunity
special mention goes to those djs who couldnt get a rise out of me on the dancefloor at all - As a rabid partyer and drug addled alcoholic i'm easier to move than a dysentry victim on Ex-Lax - Get a new "career". You ((((SUCK))))