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06-29-2003, 10:02 PM
..If They Woke Up And Had A Vagina For A Day
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10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and half.
8. See if they could finally do splits.
7. See if it’s really possible to launch a ping-pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crouch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes before closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot
[ June 29, 2003, 11:03 PM: Message edited by: Albert D. ]
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.
.
.
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10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and half.
8. See if they could finally do splits.
7. See if it’s really possible to launch a ping-pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crouch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes before closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot
[ June 29, 2003, 11:03 PM: Message edited by: Albert D. ]