Silly stuff you've done as a kid...

[richierich]

I remember tossing a coca-cola bottle waaaaay up in the air and running for cover only to have the bottle land squarely on my head and burst...

For X-MAS I got a spaceman suit (looking like the robot fron "lost in space") and I was running around playing and these older cats grabbed me and hung me from a nail or a hook on a light pole and left me there..I hung there for at least an hour til someone came and got me down..Me hanging on a light pole in a space man suit... bwahahahaa

A dog came into my yard one day and attempted to eat the food that was already in MY dog's tray (my dog was off somewhere else)..I ran up on the dog and punched it in the back.needless to say that I had to go to the hospital and get rabies shot..OMG!!

what you say..

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[Armento]

that's funny as hell man..hahahaha

the stupidest thing i did was um... Well we set up a camp house (don't know what you call these in english) from tree branches and leaves. etc. It was a great big one, could fit a couple of people. We were so proud. Naturaly we needed a security system. So I made a pull knot with a big rope a layed it out in the middle of the house thingie and covered it with leaves.

Naturally we had to test it! So we got a little neighbor girl to go in there while I was outside. Upon the go-ahead I pulled the rope from the outside (trying to trap our indruder) and heard a loud scream. It turns out I pulled way too hard and she did a 180 in the air, landed on her arms and broke one of her wrists. I remember running away from her dad for blocks. :shudder:

[old disco jock]

i use to eat NERF toys don't even remember the wtf these were my moms said i ate em were these spongy type materiels

[Dj Pat]

I jump from Garage to Garage roof top's when I was a kid until the time I jump on one of the roof and it Collapse.
I was stuck there and I couldn't get out. My leg had a piece of wood stuck in it, I was bleeding and the fire department was called.
1 hour later, they saw the surrounding part of the roof and lower me down.
Mom and Pop was tick off, my Brothers was having the time of there life's and my so-called child hood Friend's lied and said it was just me jumping on the roof top's.
After 60 stitch'es on my leg, mowing the Roof owner's front and back yard every saturday (Rain or Shine) , and staying in the house on punishment all summer, that was my silly point as a kid.

*phm*

[old disco jock]

i use to climb the light poles in southern california the ones outside your house on the sidewalk/curb in the surburbs

[ebot9000]

man you people are much more creative than we were. We just trespassed, stole, and lit shit on fire

[84KingStreet]

Jump off roofs.

[panklady]

We used to try to wrap the pool on the swingset (y'all remember that pumpin' sound it made when you got too high)...and then jump off.

Kids these days are WEAK!

[djdarryl]

I used to roll black pepper "joints" in hair roller paper. Smelled just like the real thing! I was emulating my older peers. I don't think I actually smoked real weed until many years later.

[dj c-los]

I remember tossing a coca-cola bottle waaaaay up in the air and running for cover only to have the bottle land squarely on my head and burst...


ha ha. :rofl:

[Vinyl Deficit]

There was a ride here at Knott's Berry Farm called the Parachute Ride. When it would let us go and we'd fall, we'd spit. One time it hit some lady and she knew we did it. She yelled "you're some kinda assholes!!!" :rofl: We ran...

[MYOR]

tying a string to the end of a dragon fly as my pet.......

[Pang]

lit my bedroom rug on fire. . . yea, borderline pyromaniac. . .

[Pang]

tying a string to the end of a dragon fly as my pet.......

How did that work out for you. . .

[MYOR]

How did that work out for you. . .

It worked out fine.. Holding the string while it tried to fly away. The best part was trying to catch it....

[Pang]

I tried that in Mexico with one of these big ass beetles . . . you'd tie it up and just whirl it in a circle . . all you heard was BZZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ as it went around . . .

[MYOR]

I tried that in Mexico with one of these big ass beetles . . . you'd tie it up and just whirl it in a circle . . all you heard was BZZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ as it went around . . .
Yeah that was in DR.. LOL

ohh I recall my lil bro throwing a cat down 2 or 3 flights to see if its true that cats always land on their feet..:jpshakehead:

yet:rofl5:

[D J 1 3 8]

I shot a bottlerocket through the open window of a moving police car

[Andrew Osborne]

Throwing eggs, lots and lots of eggs (we had a friend who got cases out the back door of a restaurant) at cars, houses, people, animals, name it. Not sure why we thought it was so funny.

[Drrtynewyork]

- Wrestling was big when we were kids, I fractured my cousins bone near his crotch from some kind of leg lock and I opened up a gash on his forehead when i flung him across the room straight into the bed rails.

Had a things for rocks...

- A friend and me tossed small rocks at some dude under his car while he was fixing it. He got up and chased us down and I got caught. Took me to my moms job.


- A friend and me used to tease this chick in my building for being so skinny, that same day this huge muscular dude ( that looked like dog the bounty hunter) came up to me and almost picked me up from my shirt and threatened to kick my ass if I did it again.

[jcapeverde]

I got this bow & arrow set when I was maybe 10 or 11 years old. It had suction cups on the tip of the arrows. I wanted REAL arrows, so I took them off & sharpened the arrows in a pencil sharpener. They came out nice and pointy too. Now I needed a target to try them out on. Luckily, my younger brother was watering the grass. All I saw was a big bullseye on his back. So I let one of my new lethal arrows fly. It was just like in the westerns...silent, until you heard the blood curdling cry my brother let out! I hit him dead smack in the middle of his back. Of course, Mom came running outside with the feared ironing cord to whoop my azz. :mecry:

[TAB.]

Jump off roofs.

You ever jump so many roofs, during your childhood, then one day for no reason, you get spooked and cant do it? You then have to climb down by hanging backwards for a shorter drop to the ground. Of course you did this while your boys weren't looking.

[The White Shadow]

Haha..good thread! :)

We used to steal a lot..candy, cartoons, Porn mags. Smashing windows was our thing when we was bout 10-11. One time we smashed all the windows at a house, entered through the smashed windows and smashed everything inside with a big iron stick. Stupid shit was that it was my best friends neighbors house so yeah we got caught and had to clean up the mess. Police was involved and we was about THIS close to being sent to juvie. That put an end to that.

I was kinda a sadist when I was a kid. In class I used to stab kids on they hand or face with a sharp crayon just to see them cry..lol.

Once we broke into a tourist bus. It was plenty of alcoholic beverages in there so we stole everything and got drunk as fuck. Was about 14 at the time. The morning after I opened the fridge and it was still so full of beer cans they would fall on the floor. I was thinkin' oh no wtf did we DO!..haha. The bus was only 5 minutes from my house, and when I went for a walk to clear my head it was all police outside the bus and all. Got the shakes..hehe..never got caught tho'.

We used to smoke grass too..I mean actual grass that we picked outside and rolled up. Banana peels too. That shit makes you dizzy! Stealing booze from my friend's dad's bar when we was about ten. Then we sneaked out in the middle of the night "drunk driving" on bikes.

Force my dude's little brother to drink piss off a bottle. I got fooled on that once too on a school trip. I'd been out buying some records and it was summer and I was thirsty as hell when I got back to the motel we was stayin' at so I took a big sip of a soda bottle I had opened earlier that day and it tasted WEIRD...then I heard my dude laughin behind me...nuff said..lol.

On the same trip we would fill bottles with water and pour them on people on the street. we lived at like the 4th floor or something. That shit was funny. We'd see some old lady and pour, and would hear the screams and the cussin'..haha...but...not enough water in a bottle so we would get these big plastic bags and fill them up. Some dude and his girl stopped right under our window and they had a car with a open top so we poured like three plastic bags full of water right on their heads. that's when we had to lock ourselves up in a bathroom...small ass bathroom and about twenty kids in there tryin to be quiet, cause the dude in the car was running around the motel looking for us...ahh the good ol daze! :)

[Ecuahouse]

1.

When I was a kid, I used to watch all of my dad's soccer friends put Ben Gay on their legs before playing. I asked them if it made you run faster and they said "yes".

We used to play dodge ball in extended day and while roll call, the girl next to me started crying 'cause her eyes stung. I got in trouble for wearing Ben Gay and had to sit in the middle of the room while others played. Did I mention it was summer time and was wearing corduroy pants?

2.

Pulled the fire alarm during extended day in the middle of winter.

3.

Moved back to D.C. after living in NYC.

[MusicFilter]

I put my hand on an on the eye of an electric stove to see if was on and got a third degree burn. I guess I found out the hard way that it was on.

[Cratebug]

A couple of days before the 4th of July, my old man gave me this idea when I was like 9 or 10....in a drunken stupor he recounted this tale in front of me and a couple of my cousins about how he would tie firecrackers to a neighborhood dog's tail and the sh:t struck us like the coolest thing to do on a Saturday afternoon so....we (my cousins and I) decided to try the sh:t but we weren't gonna f**k with any of the dog's in our neighborhood, too tough to even get near them so we tapped my friend mario from around the corner about what does he think about us having a little fun and tying firecrackers to his sister Diana's cat? He laughed about it ansd said hell yeah let's do it. We took the cat to Mario's backyard and while he held it, one of us tied a string that had half a brick of firecrackers attached to it and lit the fucker.......just use your imagination but I remember cupping myself cause I was ready wizz from all the laughter. That cat ran every which way but loose. It was crazy fun. (BTW, cat just suffered extreme fright. It wasn't injured.It was over like in 20 seconds. The laughter lasted like 10 minutes..lol)

Thanks Dad, R.I.P.

[MYOR]

A couple of days before the 4th of July, my old man gave me this idea when I was like 9 or 10....in a drunken stupor he recounted this tale in front of me and a couple of my cousins about how he would tie firecrackers to a neighborhood dog's tail and the sh:t struck us like the coolest thing to do on a Saturday afternoon so....we (my cousins and I) decided to try the sh:t but we weren't gonna f**k with any of the dog's in our neighborhood, too tough to even get near them so we tapped my friend mario from around the corner about what does he think about us having a little fun and tying firecrackers to his sister Diana's cat? He laughed about it ansd said hell yeah let's do it. We took the cat to Mario's backyard and while he held it, one of us tied a string that had half a brick of firecrackers attached to it and lit the fucker.......just use your imagination but I remember cupping myself cause I was ready wizz from all the laughter. That cat ran every which way but loose. It was crazy fun. (BTW, cat just suffered extreme fright. It wasn't injured.It was over like in 20 seconds. The laughter lasted like 10 minutes..lol)

Thanks Dad, R.I.P.

OMG my cousin did this too..:rofl5:

[MYOR]

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Poor Birdies..

[richierich]

I was maybe 7 years old and this girl that lived next door took me to the side of her house and showed me her coochie..I was TERRIFIED and ran home screaming bloody murder..I just remember it had a lot of lent in it...

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[MYOR]

I was maybe 7 yearsold and this girlthat lived next door took me to the side of her house and showed me her coochie..I was TERRIFIED and ran home screaming bloody murder..I just remember it had a lot of lent in it...



Opportunity missed..

bwhahaahahahahaa

[richierich]

Opportunity missed..

bwhahaahahahahaa

Shiiit I wasn't even trying to mess with that thing between her legs..It looked like some alien type shit...bwaahahahahahaaa

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[richierich]

Jesse is coming back to All my Children.....


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[TAB.]

Jesse is coming back to All my Children.....


www.soulinthehole.net
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I'll bet he'll still be wearing that cap.

[MYOR]

Jesse is coming back to All my Children.....



que?? what? quia??

[richierich]

que?? what? quia??

yup....seen it with me own eyes....you know I got waaaaay too much time on muh hands...



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[dj c-los]

i remember (in 3rd grade) trying to show off to a girl by standing up to a bully.
that bully beat my ass til i cried in front of her. :jpshakehead:

[Musica]

Whenever we got a pair of new "PF FLYERS" my brother and I would try to out run each other in the corridor. Their commercial claimed they made you jump higher & run faster.

[MYOR]

i remember (in 3rd grade) trying to show off to a girl by standing up to a bully.
that bully beat my ass til i cried in front of her. :jpshakehead:

I forgot what grade I was in but some guy told me something and I was chasing him to fight... LOL

Then another time I'm in the line for lunch and this sucka(guy)just punched me... I was crying to hard not b/c it hurt but b/c people where holding me back and I didnt get to hit him back

[Tee Cee 13]

Shooting Drugs at age 13.......Tee Cee 13


It's far from Silly......

[dj c-los]

I forgot what grade I was in but some guy told me something and I was chasing him to fight... LOL

Then another time I'm in the line for lunch and this sucka(guy)just punched me... I was crying to hard not b/c it hurt but b/c people where holding me back and I didnt get to hit him back

chasing\punching guys?
were you a tomboy? :conf06:

i knew this one girl that was straight back in elemenatry school.

[jcapeverde]

Whenever we got a pair of new "PF FLYERS" my brother and I would try to out run each other in the corridor. Their commercial claimed they made you jump higher & run faster.

What!! You mean you didn't have Pro Keds? :rofl5:

[2legit2quit]

i remember i used to have a fairly creative imagination as a kid, first to create and then to destroy. i would use my mom's old sewing material to design dresses for my barbies, because she would always be doing alterations to her clothing. she would throw all her extra material in a bag and i would go through them.


i also remember how a tape got stuck in a vcr we had and i tried pulling it out with one of those skinny combs that had a long handle...i didn't have much common sense as a kid, so the comb got stuck inside the vcr. my mom was a single parent and never remarried. so usually my mom's beatdowns would suffice, but in that particular instance i guess she felt i needed to be humiliated as well so my uncle was called. the word grounding didn't exist in my household, so even after i had to hear my uncle lecturing how my mom would have to buy a new vcr, i'd get a second beatdown after he left....it sucked. basically, i learned it doesn't pay to act silly.

[redraider]

When I was about 9 or 10, my brother and I sat in his room w/ his oscillating fan and would strike matches and throw the lit matches into the fan to watch the flame spin for a second....my brother dropped one and burned a spot on the carpet. When my stepdad found it, thought it was dog crap at first...when he figured it out....BIG TROUBLE!

And then around the 6th grade, I had a friend w/ a trampoline...and for some reason during the summer we thought it would be fun to put the sprinkler under the trampoline....too slippery....then to top off our own stupidity we added dish soap to the top of the trampoline...luckily we were never hurt bad. When the trampoline was dry we'd jump off the roof onto it. Can't believe we never once got hurt.

[Terri 447]

I've known my best friend since I was 4 years old.

I think we were about 8 or 9 years old.....She had an apple tree in her backyard. We use to stick nails in them and called them "spiked apples'. We threw them @ her younger brother.

We, also, would make mud in my back yard and try to put it in his ice cream bowl...we would tell him it was chocolate syrup.

We stopped messing with him when her mom told us our friendship would be over if we didn't play nice...


OOPS!

[jcapeverde]

Whenever we got a pair of new "PF FLYERS" my brother and I would try to out run each other in the corridor. Their commercial claimed they made you jump higher & run faster.

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Still got that Magic Ring?

[djmac81]

MAnnnnnnnn Okay We would cut school and hang out at one of our houses (Which ever one the parents were not home at) . So we would play this game where you would cover your self with blankets and pillows and some one would throw darts at you! It was all good till mt boy pookie got one stuck in his forhead....:jpshakehead:

[djmac81]

Okay more when I was little my sisters would lower me out the bedroom window. ( On the first floor) And I would sneak to the Basement store. It was a candy store. But one time the rope we used was missing so they were gonna lower me down on a extension cord.....Needless to say the cord broke. And as i layed trying to cry cause the wind was knocked out of me. I turned and looked up to my 2 sis, and my mom laughing there asses off!:biglaugha:

[djmac81]

So i lied one more!!! We invented this game called KABOOM... Where you would lay on your back on a bed with your feet up in the air. Someone else would come and lean on you feet and you would push them off...Kaboom!! Well i did this to one of my sisters and did it a lil to hard and she went through the wall to the neighbors apt.....:jpshakehead:

[she-pisces]

A couple of days before the 4th of July, my old man gave me this idea when I was like 9 or 10....in a drunken stupor he recounted this tale in front of me and a couple of my cousins about how he would tie firecrackers to a neighborhood dog's tail and the sh:t struck us like the coolest thing to do on a Saturday afternoon so....we (my cousins and I) decided to try the sh:t but we weren't gonna f**k with any of the dog's in our neighborhood, too tough to even get near them so we tapped my friend mario from around the corner about what does he think about us having a little fun and tying firecrackers to his sister Diana's cat? He laughed about it ansd said hell yeah let's do it. We took the cat to Mario's backyard and while he held it, one of us tied a string that had half a brick of firecrackers attached to it and lit the fucker.......just use your imagination but I remember cupping myself cause I was ready wizz from all the laughter. That cat ran every which way but loose. It was crazy fun. (BTW, cat just suffered extreme fright. It wasn't injured.It was over like in 20 seconds. The laughter lasted like 10 minutes..lol)

Thanks Dad, R.I.P.
All I did was start a booger patch on the wall........

[LadyA. Acacia]

Shooting Drugs at age 13.......Tee Cee 13


It's far from Silly......

omg - wowzers. what the hell was going on in your world? this is major.

[LadyA. Acacia]

15yrs old ran away from LA to SF with no scrilla. me and sidekick bummed money the entire trip and slep at strangers pads. drugs, sex (not me), the whole nine...

we shudda died more than once.

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took too much - shouldve died.

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lit a old firecracker in ,y backyard - my backyard was like a forest, or maybe i was just small. firemen, ambulance, old people with smoke inhale shit - the whole nine.

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club fantasy - end of story

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sister took me to a rave when i was like 12ish... trick ditched me

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i was holding my first nefew in a rocking chair - his ass flew out my arm and i caught him by his foot.

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had some volunteer work with 'special children. they had a routine where they would wash their hands and then rubbed lotion on their hands. i replaced the lotion with elmers glue then gave them a kleenex.

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parachuted kitten out a two story window. it didnt survive.

--etc--

[House Music Aficionado]

....


Some chick did this to me, when I was a kid....




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[chldfknungrnd764]

Used to steal comics from the store across the street.

[Tony Cano]

growing up i was a good kid. went to school and stayed out of trouble. there was a non for profit organization called BUILD that was suppose to keep kids off the street and playing organized softball. i wanted to play soft ball with my friends. they were gang bangers but me and few others were "rightous" as they use to put it. we would get ran out of the roughest hoods. you could say im luck to be alive.

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[Soleful]

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Poor Birdies..

Still have one. I housed it from my brother to get even with these crows that would congregate on a branch right above my car all the time. The tree covered two damn driveways but they always covered my ride w/ bird shit. For some reason tho, after I had the sling shot they never came back. Never got my revenge. :cussing:

I once tried to ride a cow in DR. Bitch wouldn't budge, just stayed there eating grass.

My cousins & I were swimming in the river. They tell me stick my head under the water. Me like a fool does just that. They start to slam rocks together under the water & nearly make me deaf for the rest of my life. That shit hurt like hell.

Back in Brooklyn we used jump our bikes on homemade ramps all the time. One time I jump the ramp & my front wheel falls off & goes flyin in one direction, while I became superman for 5 seconds when the wheel-less fork hit the concrete & stopped my bike instantly. Bust my ass like never before.

[Crescendo2949]

I one stole my grandmothers’ favorite “Sunday go to meeting” wig and spray painted it white so that I could be Storm at a Halloween party. Needless to say I didn’t sit for many days afterward but the costume changed my social status forever.

[mjoseph]

when i was in the first grade we had a 'colouring' project. all the kids were told to make a self portrait of "who we want to be when we grow up".

most of the children drew firemen, astronauts, forest rangers, etc.. i drew a tall black woman with braids and glasses in a pant suit (it was the 80's)

the teacher called my folks looking to have a "psychiatric assesment"

btw i'm a white dute

really i was just drawing my babysitter whom i was so in love with, i wanted to actually be her

:icon_rofl:

[DOTSmusic]

so, i must have been about 7 years old when this happened. my friend pat, my sister and i were lighting off "witch-whistlers" in the walkway between two apartments. we call it a gangway hear in the Chi. i know, lighting off fireworks in a gangway :stupid:.

anyhow, patrick lit one, and for some reason i panicked and started running forward, which of course was the same direction the witch-whistler was pointed. so im running, and the whistler is right behind me. i try to dodge it and run the other way but somehow this thing seems to be following my every move. i end up pinned up against the wall and the whistler hits me and burned a huge whole in the darth vader shirt i was wearing.

luckily i wasn't hurt at all... just frightened out of my mind.

[herb martin]

when i was in the first grade we had a 'colouring' project. all the kids were told to make a self portrait of "who we want to be when we grow up".

most of the children drew firemen, astronauts, forest rangers, etc.. i drew a tall black woman with braids and glasses in a pant suit (it was the 80's)

the teacher called my folks looking to have a "psychiatric assesment"

btw i'm a white dute

really i was just drawing my babysitter whom i was so in love with, i wanted to actually be her

:icon_rofl:

:rofl5: DI!ng Ding Ding....We have a winner!!!

very funny :)

[Lady_of_da_House]

I must have been 12 or 13 and this girl at school bought a joint...for us to try out.. we got scared and said we'd try it the next day..so she convinces me to hold on to it till the next daay..I bravely said I would..so I take this joint home all scared wondering where am I going to hide it...well...I come up with this big idea to hide it on the top of this small lil plate on the heater pole...all was good mom came home and was cooking until bamm... the heater goes on....:jpshakehead:

[Musica]

In elementary school I would go around the cafeteria asking kids for their desserts.

I remember setting all the clocks back so I could party later than my curfew.

[LadyA. Acacia]

when i was in the first grade we had a 'colouring' project. all the kids were told to make a self portrait of "who we want to be when we grow up".

most of the children drew firemen, astronauts, forest rangers, etc.. i drew a tall black woman with braids and glasses in a pant suit (it was the 80's)

the teacher called my folks looking to have a "psychiatric assesment"

btw i'm a white dute

really i was just drawing my babysitter whom i was so in love with, i wanted to actually be her

:icon_rofl:

hahahahahaaa thats hilarious

[Suspended]

when i was in the first grade we had a 'colouring' project. all the kids were told to make a self portrait of "who we want to be when we grow up".

most of the children drew firemen, astronauts, forest rangers, etc.. i drew a tall black woman with braids and glasses in a pant suit (it was the 80's)

the teacher called my folks looking to have a "psychiatric assesment"

btw i'm a white dute

really i was just drawing my babysitter whom i was so in love with, i wanted to actually be her

:icon_rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Andrew Osborne]

Driving a car across a golf course seemed like a great idea back then.

[mjoseph]

sure we can laugh now - my mother will STILL bring up the fact she had to "miss work for that shit". all these 'portraits' were eventually put up on the wall for parent/teacher night - and they really did give me that assesment.

i can remember those inkblots so well:

http://images1.comstock.com/Imagewarehouse/CR/SITECS/NLWMCompingVersions/15449/15449-62dg.jpg

psychiatrist: and what does this one resemble?

me: my babysitter gaddammit!!

[OneMasterMixer]

Jumpin off the Garage roof with a sheet and cape thinkin I could fly before landing in bed with a broken ankle. :stupid:

I remember the can of soda thing.. Used Cream Soda..always had to be cream soda..like as if I was gonna drink it or somethin. :stupid:

Throwin eggs off the roof at people 9 stories up from a building across the street from me til the cops showed up. :stupid:

Runnin away from home and staying in the boiler room in the apt building and sneakin back in the house when my mom was gone to get somethin to eat.like she wouldn't know the food was missin..yeah dumb shit. :stupid:

Setting the kitchen carpet on fire playin with those matches that light by themselves. :stupid:

Lysol and a lighter. Call myself making flame throwers and fukin will bullies heads. :stupid:

I can't wait to see what kinda crap my kid is gonna pull.

[OneMasterMixer]

Driving a car across a golf course seemed like a great idea back then.

Ohhh shit

:rofl5::rofl5::rofl5:

[LadyA. Acacia]

:
Setting the kitchen carpet on fire playin with those matches that light by themselves. :stupid:


kitchens had carpet back in yo day?