You Know you're Ghetto if????

[LEONARD REMIX RROY]

I start my list with 4 items.

1. You can name 10 rappers quicker than 10 U.S. States.

2. You spell in Ebonics

3. Few people can spell or say your name right - and you ARE from the U.S.A.

4. You can spell 10 rappers name correct but can't spell 10 U.S. States correct.

[MusicFilter]

You dress your 8 year old son in saggy jeans and a white t.

You have to pay to put "minutes on your phone".

You iron a crease in your blue jeans.

[Edith A. Giles]

If you got plastic all over your furniture....

If you use duct tape to fix the windshield...

[Big Ken]

If you read bootleg books.

[TAB.]

You regularly iron Dirty Clothes

Somebody stayin with you got warrants

Your family threw you a graduation party when you got your GED

[Big Ken]

Your family threw you a graduation party when you got your GED
:rofl5:

[candles]

The kids know the words to the newest songs but not the ABC song.

When every other word is "you know what Im saying"

[MusicFilter]

If you ever say I was "CONVERSATING".

If Jerry Springer is your favorite show on TV.

If you go to the "sto" and buy one can of beer and drink that shit out of a paper bag on the bus or train on your way home.

[Long Island Head]

your drinking glasses use to be Jelly jars

[silverbull]

when you read threads like this to see how many equal you.

[MadMixer]

You hit a lick on your way to the grocery store because Queeta is only charging 40 cents on the dollar this month.

[TAB.]

If you go to the "sto" and buy one can of beer and drink that shit out of a paper bag on the bus or train on your way home. If you've moved out the Hood, long time, ago, but you managed to locate a store, in your new surroundings, to get your 40 ounce.

[TAB.]

You hit a lick on your way to the grocery store because Queeta is only charging 40 cents on the dollar this month. Really? where at?
:biglaugha:

[Big Ken]

If you go to the "sto" and buy one can of beer and drink that shit out of a paper bag on the bus or train on your way home.
Now I've done this on the METRA a bunch of times!!!

[Jamie 3:26]

Now I've done this on the METRA a bunch of times!!!

You can take it out of the bag Ken...it's Metra.:icon_rofl:

[Big Ken]

You hit a lick on your way to the grocery store because Queeta is only charging 40 cents on the dollar this month.
Hell, a $500 link card for $300. I'm all over that one!!!!

[Big Ken]

You can take it out of the bag Ken...it's Metra.:icon_rofl:
Yeah, but you don't want to be all drinking a pint just out in the open like that. :rofl5:

[Jamie 3:26]

Yeah, but you don't want to be all drinking a pint just out in the open like that. :rofl5:

That's bad...:lol:

[dj c-los]

youve used blankets as curtains to block the light out.

[TAB.]

youve used blankets as curtains to block the light out.

You had Blankets? Man, in my hood, we talking Newspaper.

[panklady]

your drinking glasses use to be Jelly jars

Watch yo' mouf...the folk at Po'Folks might get offended...

[dj c-los]

You had Blankets? Man, in my hood, we talking Newspaper.

ha ha. i was gonna say aluminum foil.

[Big Ken]

ha ha. i was gonna say aluminum foil.
Now thats hype shit there! :icon_rofl:

[LEONARD REMIX RROY]

You're Ghetto:

5. When you can state the rules, regs & laws of the gang you're in but fail a DMV test.

6. When you pronounce the Maybach Benz as a Mayback.

7. When you wear a outfit to the club and bring it back to the store the next day (didn't take the tags off)

8. When you say a relative is in the service instead of Army, Navy, Airforce, Marines.

9. When you wear a $400 Jersey but don't have a car.

10. When you wear your most expensive Throw Back Jersey to a Funeral.

[panklady]

You've either posed or are/were the subject of one of those photos on a tee-shirt.

ie. Keep ya head up Man, Man...we holding ya down
For my homey in the gangsta lean (197X-200X)

Your name is a hybrid or something like an enigma or makes people rear back when they say it.

You own a take out (Waterfront Deli) and rather than get crackers in individual packets...you wrap 4 crackers & saran wrap & give it to me with my soup. (just happened today)

You ride around lookng for a set-out. Yo Bmore y'all know about that.

[Big Ken]

You've either posed or are/were the subject of one of those photos on a tee-shirt.

ie. Keep ya head up Man, Man...we holding ya down
For my homey in the gangsta lean (197X-200X)

Your name is a hybrid or something like an enigma or makes people rear back when they say it.

You own a take out (Waterfront Deli) and rather than get crackers in individual packets...you wrap 4 crackers & saran wrap & give it to me with my soup. (just happened today)

You ride around lookng for a set-out. Yo Bmore y'all know about that.
:conf06::wtf:

[MadMixer]

The oil in that old margarine container is damn near black because yo ass wont go buy some more.

You wont eat pork claiming its bad for your body but smoke cigarettes and drink like a fish

[panklady]

:conf06::wtf:

Ken...lemme break it down...

The first one...RIP tee-shirts/or in the clink being repped by those on the outside.

The rest seem to be self-explanatory EXCEPT the last one...
set-out=an eviction where you see the evicted sitting atop their belongs on the street....protecting them from those who ramble through their stuff to take to their own nest (homes).

[Big Ken]

Ken...lemme break it down...

The first one...RIP tee-shirts/or in the clink being repped by those on the outside.

The rest seem to be self-explanatory EXCEPT the last one...
set-out=an eviction where you see the evicted sitting atop their belongs on the street....protecting them from those who ramble through their stuff to take to their own nest (homes).
Oh, okay! I'm not that slow!!! For real's!!!!

[Chuck P]

When you find out that girl you met in the club is your cousin and you hit it anyway......

[Edith A. Giles]

When you find out that girl you met in the club is your cousin and you hit it anyway......

:wtf:

[TAB.]

You claim false dependents on your tax return.

You have more than one Soc securty number

You bought your last car on Western Ave

Every bill in your name, is past 30 days

You think a 600 credit score is Aiight!

You blow your monthly household budget at Arnies, regularly, and think you're a Baller.

[dj c-los]

When you find out that girl you met in the club is your cousin and you hit it anyway......

oh my

[panklady]

You have a nickname that's a sound, fruit...or have a descriptor in front of your name...to differentiate you from someone who shares your name.

Uuuuu-Wee, Pumpkin (aka Punkin')/Peaches, Fat Tony/Big Tara-are just a few examples

You don't know your REAL name until you start school.

[TAB.]

oh my

It was his 'Play-Cousin'.

[Chuck P]

It was his 'Play-Cousin'.

lol......

[Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand]

Mo-Mo go to the store with house shoes on
Mo-Mo goes to the store and take her baby with a diaper and no shirt or socks
When your uncle comes over and ask to hold some money til this 1st and it's the 5th of the month.
When you go to the store and buy 4 black n'milds and a 40
When your grandma sends your 10 year-old cousin out to play the lotto AND the "corner" store let her

[TAB.]

Mo-Mo go to the store with house shoes on
Mo-Mo goes to the store and take her baby with a diaper and no shirt or socks



You got your kids at the beach, in underwear instead of a bathing suit. I saw this last summer at 31st.

[Physicalheat-The MusicMaster]

Tip of ya sock gets a hole in it , so you pull it down and fold it under ya foot.

You're getting that extra heavy starch on your jeans from the cleaners.

You got a fat-ass roll of duct tape on a ring thats wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too damn big in the first place

You have to stop your car like Smokey (Chris Tucker) did on Friday

[emuzik]

If you try to put a loaf of bread on layaway.
If your lawn furniture is an old ford bench seat and some broke ass milk crates.

[TAB.]

If you ever gave somebody a business card with a phone number scribbled in, over a previous one.

"Dats my new number!".

[PlymouthCt711S]

Blue Collar Comedy Tour,Jeff Foxworthy,Larry The Cable Guy,etc.,.

[liL Ray]

This is why sometimes I flip the script on them. I do this only if the cashier was a smart mouth, gum smackin, waist of air, heathen. Simply get your order and go home. Later, call up to mcdonalds and ask for a manager. Calmly explain to him about your experience and tell them on top of that, your whole order was wrong. tell them you dont even live close by and wasted your gas coming there.It works every time. They will take your name so next time u come back, they'll do your entire order over for free. So go ahead. Pay for the price of one meal, couse secretly, you know you'll get two! P.S. It doesnt work with ghetto managers like the one at KFC right off the expressway on 70something. But most of their food probably came from off the floor so I wouldnt want to eat there any way....


when you can actually think up a way to beat McDonald's out of a fucking happy meal, and post it on the DHP with no shame.

GHETTO without the Fabolous....

[LEONARD REMIX RROY]

You're Ghetto If:


You drive a BMW and all you have in your house is a Mattress. (I know a soldier like that)

You drive a $4000 car with $6000 rims on it.

Your Kid call you by your first name and call Grand Ma Mama.

You have a Really Nice SUV parked at Aldi's and the passengers look like they just got out a Ford Pinto.

[jcapeverde]

It was his 'Play-Cousin'.

Giuliani did it & was married to her for 14 years!

[jcapeverde]

When you have a watch that's too big, but wear it anyway & it slides around your wrist like a Hula Hoop.

[RAS]

You know you're ghetto when ya don't acknowledge my post from last year on the same subject:

http://deephousepage.com/forums/showthread.php?t=148026