mjoseph
02-06-2008, 09:07 AM
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Heres a little mathematical formula that might help you answer thesequestions:
If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work andKnowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its theBullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Heres a little mathematical formula that might help you answer thesequestions:
If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work andKnowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its theBullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.