Subway Stories

[LaNegraLoca]

You know you have some .... here are a few of mine:

The ladies who run for the train - clack, clack, clak ... they slip, fall and their shoe falls into the tracks. "OH MY GOD, MY SHOE!" heeheehee. "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" "Yes it is!" heeheehee She is cut, scraped, and disheveled but worried about her $200 shoe. :slap:

You're taking a short nap - a strong-ass smell hits your nostrils ... a smell so powerful it wakes you up! Everyone is clearing the subway car. You already know who - and what - it is ... a homeless person and their shopping cart. Aye foh, cono! STIIIINNKK. It's even worse when it is a person who is NOT homeless - body odor is a mothafucca.

Late night, long ride home on the iron horse ... girl sitting on guys lap. She's wearing a poncho and skirt. You think, well not at first ... hmmm ... do a double-take. Is she riding HIS iron horse? Oh hell yeah, no doubt. And the fun part? They don't have a care in the world! That's right, we're fucking - watch! Well, you should try the A train from 59th to 125th ssshhhh .... :boldyellow:

Summertime, summertime. Tight tops, teeny skirts, loose shorts, no underwear. Men who wear loose shorts and have their pingas hanging out for the world to see. Especially the well-endowed fellas. I know one guy who got arrested, he was cute, too - such a shame. Ladies with the teeny skirts sitting on those chairs, can't even cross/close their legs. I've gotten many a bird's eye view heeheehee. And you know there's a wet spot on that seat. :blush:

Fights that start due to craziness .... "Whatchu lookin at? Got a problem?" "I'll fuck you up!" BAM! BAM! BAM!
"Yo, you messed up my sneakers" SLAM! SMAM!
"Stop looking at my man/girl" KICK! PUNCH! :jpshakehead:

My favorite one of all .... strangers dryhumping on the Express train during rush hour. Especially during the warmer months ... you smell cumm in the air - someone got off. Men have wet spots on their pants - and if you're wearing khaki's - uh oh. :biggrin:

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!

[Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand]

You know you have some .... here are a few of mine:

The ladies who run for the train - clack, clack, clak ... they slip, fall and their shoe falls into the tracks. "OH MY GOD, MY SHOE!" heeheehee. "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" "Yes it is!" heeheehee She is cut, scraped, and disheveled but worried about her $200 shoe. :slap:

You're taking a short nap - a strong-ass smell hits your nostrils ... a smell so powerful it wakes you up! Everyone is clearing the subway car. You already know who - and what - it is ... a homeless person and their shopping cart. Aye foh, cono! STIIIINNKK. It's even worse when it is a person who is NOT homeless - body odor is a mothafucca.

Late night, long ride home on the iron horse ... girl sitting on guys lap. She's wearing a poncho and skirt. You think, well not at first ... hmmm ... do a double-take. Is she riding HIS iron horse? Oh hell yeah, no doubt. And the fun part? They don't have a care in the world! That's right, we're fucking - watch! Well, you should try the A train from 59th to 125th ssshhhh .... :boldyellow:

Summertime, summertime. Tight tops, teeny skirts, loose shorts, no underwear. Men who wear loose shorts and have their pingas hanging out for the world to see. Especially the well-endowed fellas. I know one guy who got arrested, he was cute, too - such a shame. Ladies with the teeny skirts sitting on those chairs, can't even cross/close their legs. I've gotten many a bird's eye view heeheehee. And you know there's a wet spot on that seat. :blush:

Fights that start due to craziness .... "Whatchu lookin at? Got a problem?" "I'll fuck you up!" BAM! BAM! BAM!
"Yo, you messed up my sneakers" SLAM! SMAM!
"Stop looking at my man/girl" KICK! PUNCH! :jpshakehead:

My favorite one of all .... strangers dryhumping on the Express train during rush hour. Especially during the warmer months ... you smell cumm in the air - someone got off. Men have wet spots on their pants - and if you're wearing khaki's - uh oh. :biggrin:

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!

Gotta love New York. Chicago is strange too, but you can't see that type of stuff here unless someone is trying to be a perv and violate someone else.

[Mike Barnes]

Alanda, I'll try to keep this thread G rated/LOL, But, Most of the subway stories that i can most definitely build about, Has to do with, Myself, Witnessing cats getting takin off(Robbed/Jacked/LOL), On the subway stations,Trains, In New York, During the 70's, I've seen Transit DT's

(Undercover Cops on the Trains), Get it up straight with young ladies on the stroll(Prostitutes/LOL), At The 42nd st and 8thave Train station mensroom(Which was right under the Port Authority Bus Station on 42nd and 8thave),

On the low, NYPD Transit DT's, Used to take mad advantage of their Law Enforcement authority to the ninth power, In regards to NYPD Transit DT's, Getting Sexual Favors, From Young ladies, On the stroll, Along with young Lladies who tried to sneak on the trains(Highschool young ladies, Heading to 42nd st/LOL), I'd rather not build about the wildest thing(Or things/LOL),

That i've seen on the trains, Or Train stations in New York, During the 70's(Because, You never know who's reading these threads nowdays/LOL), But, I will build about this one thing though/LOL, And, That is, Back in the 70's In New York, Riding in a dark car on the train, Was mad,Mad, Buckwild to the ninth power(WORD/LOL), Either a cat or young lady was looking for trouble, Or, A cat/young lady, Was already down with making trouble, In regards to cats/young ladies, Riding in a dark car on the trains at XXXX O'clock in the morning/LOL.
Much Respect
Mike Barnes

[mhd]

late night early morn riding the subway back to the bronx after the garage and watching two cats set this bum on fire

[silverbull]

I made a thread about this earlier in the day on another board.

So what a funny few mins on the f train today in the morning. First the train i got on had no lights in the car i was on. So with me blasting house music and my creative zen cool glow lol i felt like i was at LOVE or some dark club. Then a lil girl around maybe 4-5yrs old has her mom holding her hand, shes shaking up and down and smiling at me and was feeling the tunes and grooving and waving and smilign at me. While her mother on the other hand had a very disturbed face lol.

So a seat opens up and i sit down and im still grooving and the lil girl is waiving at me from a few feet away. Man its a great song and im grooving myself (i always have a shitload of energy in the morning i mean unreal sometimes). Anyhow a guy taps me and is like that sounds good what type of music is that. I saw its house music. This guy goes house music? Oh you mean like "MARIA, MARIA" (tka freestyle for those who dont know) im like no lol. He said hes gonna google it when he gets to work lol.

But wait theres more.

So my stop is coming up and im waiting by the doors and some dude is giving me a weird look. Hes like dude i rip it sick at parties too but its to early and loud dont you think. I swear i almost burst out laughing lol until he asked what and who it was lol.

[mhd]

I made a thread about this earlier in the day on another board.

So what a funny few mins on the f train today in the morning. First the train i got on had no lights in the car i was on. So with me blasting house music and my creative zen cool glow lol i felt like i was at LOVE or some dark club. Then a lil girl around maybe 4-5yrs old has her mom holding her hand, shes shaking up and down and smiling at me and was feeling the tunes and grooving and waving and smilign at me. While her mother on the other hand had a very disturbed face lol.

So a seat opens up and i sit down and im still grooving and the lil girl is waiving at me from a few feet away. Man its a great song and im grooving myself (i always have a shitload of energy in the morning i mean unreal sometimes). Anyhow a guy taps me and is like that sounds good what type of music is that. I saw its house music. This guy goes house music? Oh you mean like "MARIA, MARIA" (tka freestyle for those who dont know) im like no lol. He said hes gonna google it when he gets to work lol.

But wait theres more.

So my stop is coming up and im waiting by the doors and some dude is giving me a weird look. Hes like dude i rip it sick at parties too but its to early and loud dont you think. I swear i almost burst out laughing lol until he asked what and who it was lol.

you had on earphones?

[silverbull]

you had on earphones?

http://images.smalldog.com/resize.php?file=/hw/koss_ktxpro1.jpg&height=200&width=136

I will tell you this much since around 1998 ive been buying this style. And i spent all of 1999 at various electronics stores testing out other headphones and well these are the best sounding i have ever come across. Im obsessed that whenever i see people with headphones i compare sounds lol.

The orginals ones i started with were all black and much more powerful then these new models. But yet the sound is still greater than a lot others, imo. 39.99 at radio shack on sale for a few days for 19.99

[The Crazy Life That Is Alarick T]

late night early morn riding the subway back to the bronx after the garage and watching two cats set this bum on fire

Damn, that's fucked up...

[mhd]

http://images.smalldog.com/resize.php?file=/hw/koss_ktxpro1.jpg&height=200&width=136

I will tell you this much since around 1998 ive been buying this style. And i spent all of 1999 at various electronics stores testing out other headphones and well these are the best sounding i have ever come across. Im obsessed that whenever i see people with headphones i compare sounds lol.

The orginals ones i started with were all black and much more powerful then these new models. But yet the sound is still greater than a lot others, imo. 39.99 at radio shack on sale for a few days for 19.99

cool, good looking out, but, i'm saying, you must be blasting for kids several feet away to be enjoying the beat and cats asking what song is that, lol! i though maybe you had a boom box or something,

[Jsboriqua]

Damn, that's fucked up...

Yeahh...that bum thing hit me hard too reminded me of my early days painting trains and rollin bums. Remember 4 o'clock in the morning..trying to get home before my mom came in to wake me up for school. Standing with some of my tagging buddies in a deserted D train stop when we noticed a layed out bum sliding across the station floor. Bra was being carried away by a pack of rats each the size of trash can lids...I hope he was already dead!! ::::shiver::::

[Friday]

I HATE SUBWAYS! :madani:

[TAC]

I was riding the metro in DC.... Now me, I don't ride the train to much (see Mike's post about trains in the 70's), so I was not too sure of where I was going.

I'm get off the train, ride up the escalator and then pause to figure out where I'm going.

Next thing I know, this woman is riding up my back talking about "move the hell out the way". I respond "watch your manners, you just stepped all over me." She responds, "that's right and I'll do it again" while storming past me.

I friggin... snap... leg sweep this woman ... she goes horizontal and hits the floor with a heavy, clumsy THUDD.

I lean over and whisper one word in her ear, "bitch" and begin walking away. Next thing, I hear radios and sh*t. We have a 920, assistance, we have a 920, or whatever the hell number they use. I was dressed in a suit, so I figure running would give it away. So, I calmly blended into the crowd like and assassin, hit topside and took a cab to my final destination.

My colleagues crack up when I tell em the story....

I used to have a j-o-b in the city as a messenger. I saw too much madness riding the 2 between manhatten and new lots.

Peace
TAC

[Jsboriqua]

I was riding the metro in DC.... Now me, I don't ride the train to much (see Mike's post about trains in the 70's), so I was not too sure of where I was going.

I'm get off the train, ride up the escalator and then pause to figure out where I'm going.

Next thing I know, this woman is riding up my back talking about "move the hell out the way". I respond "watch your manners, you just stepped all over me." She responds, "that's right and I'll do it again" while storming past me.

I friggin... snap... leg sweep this woman ... she goes horizontal and hits the floor with a heavy, clumsy THUDD.

I lean over and whisper one word in her ear, "bitch" and begin walking away. Next thing, I hear radios and sh*t. We have a 920, assistance, we have a 920, or whatever the hell number they use. I was dressed in a suit, so I figure running would give it away. So, I calmly blended into the crowd like and assassin, hit topside and took a cab to my final destination.

My colleagues crack up when I tell em the story....

I used to have a j-o-b in the city as a messenger. I saw too much madness riding the 2 between manhatten and new lots.

Peace
TAC

Hey that was ME you sneeky BASTID!! LOLOLOLOL!:rofl5: APPLAUSE...this story is definitely a 10!!:thumbsup:

[Doug]

All of my bad experiences happened on the D train between 205th in the Bronx and Penn Station

- Hooker gets on the car, pulls her pants down, sits between two seats and pisses all over the car.

- Homeless person gets on the subway car in the dead of winter with NO shoes and proceeds to pick his feet.

- Dude literally runs through the D train taking random snapshots of passengers until a few of them got pissed and chased him off the train onto the platform at a stop

[silverbull]

All of my bad experiences happened on the D train between 205th in the Bronx and Penn Station

- Hooker gets on the car, pulls her pants down, sits between two seats and pisses all over the car.

- Homeless person gets on the subway car in the dead of winter with NO shoes and proceeds to pick his feet.

- Dude literally runs through the D train taking random snapshots of passengers until a few of them got pissed and chased him off the train onto the platform at a stop

Thats all some funny stuff.

[Phyllis Hyman Cherry]

I get on the train one morning on my way to shelter way back in the day,i see a dude getting brain from this chick mind you the train was semi full.

[Doug]

Thats all some funny stuff.

Then there was the guy on the 3 in Manhattan who sat holding his guitar with his eyes closed...until the train started moving, after which he launched into a loud ass rendition of "Hound Dog" by Elvis. When we reached the next stop, he stopped, clutched his guitar, and closed his eyes again...

[AMc]

and on Toronto's TTC.......

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9QVJRDqF_0Q&feature=related