Some questions that need to be answered...

[Jamie 3:26]

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't' he just buy dinner?

10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

13. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

14. Stop singing and read on..........

15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

[drilla]

hahahahaha...hahahaha

"stop singing and read on"

hahaha...dude, i was totally singing...hahah

that was great.

[Monny JcIntosh]

Originally posted by Big Sexy:

16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Hahaha!

[JR JAM]

Originally posted by Big Sexy:

17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? Man I see people do this all the time! Especially when is already lit! graemlins/rofl.gif

[Huey P. Freeman]

You got problems. graemlins/rofl.gif

[DLow]

Originally posted by Big Sexy:
10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?testicles???
My fault; I couldn't hold back...

[BHouse]

Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

2) Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?

3)If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?

4) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

5) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

6) When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

7) When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

8) Would a fly without wings be called a walk?