HEY BHOUSE

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

What's up Pimp Juice?

[Rainless]

icon_rofl.gif Pimp Juice!

[BHouse]

Do you really wanna know...? graemlins/grinyes.gif

[BHouse]

http://www.sdv,fr/pages/vincent/humourmed/images/erection.jpg

[BHouse]

http://www.sdv.fr/pages/vincent/humourmed/images/erection.jpg

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Originally posted by BHouse:
Do you really wanna know...? graemlins/grinyes.gif Yes Pimp Holiday

[Rainless]

Originally posted by BHouse:
http://www.sdv.fr/pages/vincent/humourmed/images/erection.jpg 12 inch feet!!! :D

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

BHouse is the DHP Mack

[ December 11, 2003, 02:17 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]

[BHouse]

(in RICO SUAVE VOICE)
"What are you up to...?"

[Rainless]

And The DHP MACK award goes to (opening envelope)....BSTRIPP'N I mean BHOUSE. icon_rofl.gif

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

You mean BTRIPPI'N

[ December 11, 2003, 02:38 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]

[BHouse]

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Dee Dee... Babeee... Seee... I want 2B everythang to you... Yo mama... Yo daddy... Yo sista... Yo brotha... Yo DHP administrata... Yo plumba... Yo electrician... Yo cafeteria cook... Yo this... Yo that... Special shouts out to JMJ aka "White Chocolate..." Mack Williams aka "Max Julian..." Richierich aka "Bitches betta have my riches..." and Magic Juan "(enuff said)"

[ December 11, 2003, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: BHouse ]

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Originally posted by BHouse:
http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/4017_0010_thumb.jpg

Dee Dee... Babeee... Seee... I want 2B everythang to you... Yo mama... Yo daddy... Yo sista... Yo brotha... Yo DHP administrata... Yo plumba... Yo electrician... Yo cafeteria cook... Yo this... Yo that... Special shouts out to JMJ aka "White Chocolate..." Mack Williams aka "Max Julian..." Richierich aka "Bitches betta have my riches..." and Magic Juan "(enuff said)" SANG IT TO ME MACK DADDY!!

[Rainless]

Dammit BHOUSE where is my damn song! graemlins/mecry.gif

[BHouse]

Originally posted by Rainless:
Dammit BHOUSE where is my damn song! graemlins/mecry.gif LIke A PIMP by David Banner f/ Lil Flip

Real girls get down on the flo' on the flo' [4x]
Like a Pimp
Real girls get down on the flo' on the flo' [2x]
Like a pimp
Real girls get down on the flo' on the flo' [2x]

[Lil' Flip]
By the time I hit the door
I saw hoes on the flo'
Niggas dressed in suits
Tricking all dey hoes
Me imma pimp
I aint paying for no sex
Man I'd rather buy a car
Or a new rolex


( David Banner Lyrics )
Cause I got street paint
So hoes flock like birds
I got one hoe in the range
And another in the surbs'
When I hit the club
Imma be wit David Banner
A thug ass nigga
Wit bad table manners
We act bad (my nigga what is yall saying)
Like when we walk inside clubs
Niggas hold they gal's hand
Cause they know we run trains (choo choo) all night
How could yo gal leave me
And be wit you all night
But its all right
Cause you know we don't kiss
Like Too Short said
Bitches aint shit
I tried to told ya
Dat most girls really freaks
And dis is how they gotta
make they money every week

[Chorus David Banner Lyrics {repeat 4 times}]
Real girls get down on the flo' on the flo' [2x]
Like a pimp

[ David Banner Lyrics ]
Step into club looking just like a pimp
We got cash
So we screaming out "shake something BITCH"
This is the song
Tell the DJ put it on
Micheal Tyler made you shake
Sisqo made you show your thong
Bitch im dead wrong
The playa from the crib
So get out on the flo'
And girl get it how you live
And since you so hot (hot)
Then show yo pussy lips
Go to Tugallo, but I know you still flip
Bitch don't trip
Aint a damn thang changed
I still love my queen
But bitches keep me to the game
So if you gotta hoe
Shake em up and let em go uhh
And let them girls get down on the flo' on the flo'
Like a Pimp

[Rainless]

Magic Juan "(enuff said)"

hmmm, I've never seen any Magic??? :D

[Terri 447]

Originally posted by BHouse:
http://www.sdv.fr/pages/vincent/humourmed/images/erection.jpg icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif

[Rainless]

Originally posted by Terri 447:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by BHouse:
http://www.sdv.fr/pages/vincent/humourmed/images/erection.jpg icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Hey Terri:

Hows the Baby coming....Have you spoken with Booty?

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

BHouse you BCrazy icon_rofl.gif

['Magic' Juan]

Originally posted by Rainless:
Magic Juan "(enuff said)"

hmmm, I've never seen any Magic??? :D That's cuz you haven't seen me yet. But the time shall come.

magic_juan

[Terri 447]

Originally posted by Rainless:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Terri 447:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by BHouse:
http://www.sdv.fr/pages/vincent/humourmed/images/erection.jpg icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Hey Terri:

Hows the Baby coming....Have you spoken with Booty? </font>[/QUOTE]I'm dead tired. Tim and I went to the dr. today but we weren't able to hear the heartbeat yet :( Thanks for asking, chica! graemlins/bighug.gif

Booty is in Chicago right now. He left last Wednesday for a gig. I think he's playing with "tmt".

[Rainless]

Originally posted by Magic Juan:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Rainless:
Magic Juan "(enuff said)"

hmmm, I've never seen any Magic??? :D That's cuz you haven't seen me yet. But the time shall come.

magic_juan </font>[/QUOTE]Picture me doing to ..... Cabbage Patch :D

[BHouse]

GET LOW Lil Jon and Eastside Boys f/YingYang Twins...

3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low 6x
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)

Shortie crunk so fresh so clean can she fuck that
Question been harassing me in the mind this bitch is fine
I done came to the club about 50th 11 times now can I play with yo
Paine line club owner said I need to calm down security guard go to sweating
Me now nigga drunk then a motherfucker threaten me now

She getting crunk in the club I mine she work
Then I like to see the female twerking taking the clothes off BUCKEY naked
ATL. Hoe don’t disrespect it
Pa pop yo pussy like this cause yin yang twins in this bitch
Lil Jon and the East side boys wit me and we all like to see Ass and tities
Now bring yo ass over here hoe and let me see you get low if you want this Thug
Now take it to the floor (to the floor) and if yo ass wanta act you can keep yo ass where you at

3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [6x]
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)

Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya
Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya
Drop dat ass ya shake it fast ya
Pop dat ass to the left and the right ya
Now back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
a back,back,back it up
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya
Now stop ( O) then wiggle wit ya

3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [6x]
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)

Now give me my doe back and go get ya friend
Stupid bitch standing there while I’m drinking my hen
Steady looking at me Still asking questions
Times up nigga pass me another contestant
Hoe move to the left if you ain’t bout 50th
Done talk through 3 or 4 songs already
looking at a nigga with yo palm all out bitch I ain’t even seen you dance
Twerk something baby work something baby
Pop yo pussy on the pole do yo thang baby
Slide down dat bitch
wit yo little bit then stop
Get back on the floor catch yo balance then drop
Now bring it back up clap yo ass like hands
I just wanna see yo ass drity dance yin yang we done again
And put it on the map like annnnn

3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [6x]
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)

Got dam (Got dam) ya ya’ll twreking alittle bit ladies
But ya got to twrek alittle bit harder then dat
now right now I need all the ladies dat know they look good tonite
(where my sexy ladies) we want ya’ll to do this shit like this
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
Bend over to the front touch toes back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)

3,6,9 standing real fine move it to you sing it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low [6x]
To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)

[Rainless]

Can I get the new Too Short! ;)

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Damn you know the words to that ghetto ass song?

[BHouse]

Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
Damn you know the words to that ghetto ass song? graemlins/cool_shades.gif

[BHouse]

By special request for Rainless in Texas... Some old Too Short...

Female Players


[woman] Only fuck with these silly-ass boys for fun
[woman] Get 'em all alone, and a thug is hung
Screamin aiyy-yah, aiyy-yah
[woman] Only fuck with these silly-ass boys for fun
[woman] Get 'em all alone, and a thug is hung
Screamin aiyy-yah, aiyy-yah

[Too $hort]
I like them wild girls, the way they throw that
When the music ghetto, and she don't hold back
I wanna see her wiggle, when I stick it in her
Call me the champ, cause my dick's the winner
Bitch! It's internationally known
I picture in my mind, you look nasty in thongs
You probably do it just like you dance (player)
You bout to bust out your pants
You got.. too much ass in your jeans
Throw it my way, I'm not passin a thing
Are you a pleaser, or a teaser?
R&B diva or a skeezer?
To me, it's the same difference
I do my thang in the game, pimpin'
Don't worry bout me, cause I'ma do mine (damn)
Damn this bitch is too fine

[Chorus: Too $hort] + woman
[woman] Only fuck with these silly-ass boys for fun
[$hort] I like female players
[woman] Get 'em all alone, and a thug is hung
Screamin aiyy-yah, aiyy-yah
[woman] Only fuck with these silly-ass boys for fun
[$hort] I don't like them squares
[woman] Get 'em all alone, and a thug is hung
Screamin aiyy-yah, aiyy-yah

[Too $hort]
Yeah she got dough, she get her hustle on
You can't buy that girl out, fool what you want?
She get her own table, buy her own bottles
Look in her purse, she got long dollars
Now you wonder why she hangin with me
You curious how my game could be
Playin broads ain't a thang to me
It must be a sign up but you can't see (player)
It's right there in your face
Throw the peace sign up all the players in the place
Look around, it's time to go to work
I'm tryin to flirt with little momma in the shortest skirt
I think she with it, but I don't wanna just hit it
I wanna get explicit
And if she kiss it, it's bound to get good
Tomorrow mornin I'll be cruisin round the bitch hood

[Chorus] w/ minor variations

[Too $hort]
All my female players, gather around
It's a roller coaster baby you at Magic Mountain
Six Flags on a holiday
You wanna ride again girl you ain't gotta wait
You never have to stand in line for the ride
Just take a few hits cause I'm tryin to get you high
I can't tell you to loosen up
But I can say I love the way you move your butt
Let's make it happen, you wanna go home with me?
So I don't wake up in the mornin all lonely?
We can't compromise, I won't promise you lies
But I will make you feel it 'til the sun rise
And if you wanna know what it's like
Ask all the top notches in the club tonight
They'll tell ya, I ain't tryin to find a wife
But if you fuck with Short Dawg you'll have the time of your life

[Chorus] w/ minor variations

[Too $hort] I like female players

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

BHouse you gone get your card revoked, you know a little bit too much about Rap.

[Jamie 3:26]

BGhetto....

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Originally posted by Jamie 3:26:
BGhetto.... :D

[Kenneth x]

I KNEW THIS WAS A CLOSET HIP HOP PAGE! :D

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

That's BCause BHouse is actually BGhetto... graemlins/rofl.gif

[ December 12, 2003, 05:05 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]