What if there was a house music.........

[So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)]

"GROCERY STOOORE?!?!?!?"


It would be setup like a "Jewels", and you could go in aisle 1, and get cho "Time to Jack" apple and cinnamon flavored cereal....

Aisle 2 is the candy section, with the dark chocolaty-creamy nougat f-f-f-fa-fa-fa-fa-"FARLEY" bar.....

What about in aisle 3 detergents where you also can get a gallon of "Washing Machine/w bleach" and a box of "Can You Feel It" fabric softner.....

and the little toy featured items aisle, you can get cho "JUNGLE WONZ" or "NO WAY BACK" board game......

and in the movie section, the featured selection would be the latest house action packed thriller, "Video Crash"


Oh yeah and there is always that kiosk or sideboard of info on the wall that would be called the "WHERE'S YOUR CHILD" info board ..........


can YOOOO suggest other items???:rofl5:

[Suspended]

Lets kill the joy in house music by relating it to the tedium of grocery shopping :wtf:

[So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)]

Everyone would shop here, for the prices of the new food tunes and as well as the club coupons!!!:scared::rofl5:

[BHouse]

Customer: How much did you say that bottle water is again...? Where's your bathroom...?

[Martin Red]

What about in aisle 3 detergents where you also can get a gallon of "Washing Machine/w bleach" and a box of "Can You Feel It" fabric softner.....



Very good :)

[geo]

Customer: How much did you say that bottle water is again...? Where's your bathroom...?

:rofl:

Don't you know who i ammm???

I shook Frankie's hand once. I was once in the booth with Ron, before security removed me.

[Martin Red]

can YOOOO suggest other items???:rofl5:

Cheese Counter:- DJ Trance Hardtekcore attracting customer with flouro clothing and multi coloured 10K argon robot lasers doing battle. Assisted by Happy Hardcore in white gloves to assist in the hygenic handling of the cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeese :)
btw
The Funki House cheese stinks and tastes of old underwear I imagine

[So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)]

:rofl:

Don't you know who i ammm???

I shook Frankie's hand once. I was once in the booth with Ron, before security removed me.


LOLOLOL!!!!:lol::lol:

[jojaujae3]

Everyone would shop here, for the prices of the new food tunes and as well as the club coupons!!!:scared::rofl5:
Can I use my LINK CARD? :rofl5:

[So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)]

ooh-ooh!! wait!!! you can now use ya "DOOM-CHIE!!"TM.card in all the cashiers, except in the "techno" lane......:rofl5::jpshakehead:

[D J 1 3 8]

gayest thread ever

gayer still due to font color choices

[VEESTER]

gayest thread ever

gayer still due to font color choices

Yeah what's wit dem big azz letters!!!!!:madani:

[So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)]

uh-oh!! now this house musicthread is gayer than"GAY GAYERSON!!":rofl5::rofl5::rofl5:

[DJ RON C]

I am glad I kept my receipt-I think all this MAW I bought is past its expiration date...

DAMN!!!!!!!! I went to go get some more "I've Lost Control" breakfast crunch (very high in fiber), but my wife picked up some more of that generic brand "Hey Rocky" cereal...don't you hate when that happens?

[jojaujae3]

:wtf: A Ron C sighting!! :icon_rofl:

[So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)]

I am glad I kept my receipt-I think all this MAW I bought is past its expiration date...

DAMN!!!!!!!! I went to go get some more "I've Lost Control" breakfast crunch (very high in fiber), but my wife picked up some more of that generic brand "Hey Rocky" cereal...don't you hate when that happens?

LOLOLOL!!!:lol::lol: don't forget the box of "You Can't Stop the House" pork cracklings

[DJ RON C]

...shut up and pass me some more "Disatnt Planet" oatmeal...you always eat it up before I can get some you lazy rasta bwoy...lol

[AMc]

Where is this store located? King Street?

[bartonn]

Who's going to be dumpster diving out back?

[Angeet654]

gayest thread ever

gayer still due to font color choices

:rofl5: :rofl5:

[Martin Red]

I am glad I kept my receipt-I think all this MAW I bought is past its expiration date...

DAMN!!!!!!!! I went to go get some more "I've Lost Control" breakfast crunch (very high in fiber), but my wife picked up some more of that generic brand "Hey Rocky" cereal...don't you hate when that happens?


LOL

Shop is for "People of all nations" except for a "Spy in the house of love" yet i risked "House arrest" I was "Trapped" in the store with the "Children of the night" found out "Music is the key" but I couldn't find the "House beat box" so I tried "The poke" now i'm "Reachin'" and i'm out, all I have to do is "Get off that wall"

[S&S]

Customer: How much did you say that bottle water is again...? Where's your bathroom...?

hahahaha

[Viva Freddy Fender]

hahahaha

Man, what u laughing at? You better get back up in that Hedonism thread!

[Armento]

Man, what u laughing at? You better get back up in that Hedonism thread!
his flight got canceled.. in advance :rofl5: