Momma,I'm in love.with a crackhead......

[Jamie 3:26]

Starting this weekend at the Regal.
A new play featuring....

Bobby brown as Tony.
Rick James as Uncle Lou.
Alexander O'Neal as Cleo
Telma Hopkins as Lisa
Melba Moore as Ella Ruth

And coming out of retirement in the breakout role of Momma-......

Dee-Dee's Momma....
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[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

And the next film will be

"Jamie's crazy ass Momma"
This is a true story

She's starring in a role as a woman who is so crazy that she thought her husband was a cock roach & killed him with a shoe.

Characters:

Jamie Guitar Grits Watson
Crazy Watson (Jamie's Momma)
Dead Man Watson (Jamie's cock eye'd daddy)

[ May 01, 2003, 04:40 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]

[Erika R.]

Jamie and Dee Dee, you guys are wrong for that "Mama" stuff! graemlins/rofl.gif

I laughed so loud that my daughter thought I was crying!!! Y'all wrong! Can't compete with that!!

[ May 01, 2003, 04:45 PM: Message edited by: Mrs. V-Rod ]

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

He started it. graemlins/bolt.gif

[kelvy]

Plots...Plots...Plots...keep them coming:)

[Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand]

I just saw this today icon_rofl.gif you two are crazy as hell graemlins/rofl.gif

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Originally posted by DiscoLady:
I just saw this today icon_rofl.gif you two are crazy as hell graemlins/rofl.gif No disco, that's jamie's momma who's crazy as hell.

Everybody sing "Somebody killed that roach". icon_rofl.gif

[ May 02, 2003, 11:13 AM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]

[Jamie 3:26]

Dee-Dee,please tell yo Momma to stop strippin' for transfers at the 69th st. el station please....

[ May 02, 2003, 11:13 AM: Message edited by: JAMIE 3:26 ]

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Tell yo daddy to stop using those tired weak pick up lines, & tell yo momma to stop being a gold diggin moocher.

Yo daddy " Hey baby what's yo sign"
Yo momma "Dollar signs suckka"

[Fletch]

Dee Dee and Jaime:

I've GOT to see you guys live!!!! graemlins/rofl.gif Peace.

[Jamie 3:26]

Dee-Dee yo Momma ain;t got got no teeth talking about"I'm about to bite his rhymes,they tight..."

Yo Momma is starring in a bootleg version of..."Yo arms is too long to box with God.."

Yo Momma's ass is sooo big,when she walks it looks like she has midgets wrestling in her pants...

Yo Momma dumb ass ain't got no job talking bout she's about to go get a payday loan.

Yo Momma sooooo strong,she chews tires and blows bubbles.

Yo Momma's breath is so bad,she uses pine sol for mouthwash.

[Barrie Moodswing]

You guys are cracking me up graemlins/lol.gif

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Oh we still talking about momma's huh, ok jamie let's get on yo momma everybody has.

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Jamie what's up with yo crooked daddy & his wives?

His first wife died from mushrooms, his second wife died from mushrooms but his third wife died from a fractured skull.

Wonder why ? cause she wouldn't eat the damn mushrooms

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

:D icon_rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/tongueout.gif graemlins/bolt.gif

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Bump for dolemite

[Jamie 3:26]

Dee,you are my girl.I re-read some of the stuff we were saying and I am over here rollin'....Take care honey,J.

[Dolemite73]

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Ya'll are so crazy....how about the one Yo momma so black she sweat coffee......