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BHouse

03-02-2008, 09:15 PM

chldfknungrnd764

03-02-2008, 09:25 PM

Crickets tonite?:conf44:

BHouse

03-02-2008, 09:34 PM

Crickets tonite?:conf44:

Our first question... Crickets tonight...? No, tonight its steak and potatoes... But thanks for asking. Crickets are part of the Gryllidae family (also known as "true crickets"). Crickets are somewhat related to grasshoppers much like the childhood nickname of David Carradine in KUNG FU... *See my avatar... Next question... Thank you...

BrazenMuse

03-02-2008, 09:37 PM

Why is it that only tall and very masculine looking lesbians pursue me in NY clubs? Why?!! Why!!??

BHouse

03-02-2008, 09:45 PM

Why is it that only tall and very masculine looking lesbians pursue me in NY clubs? Why?!! Why!!??

Why...? Why...? I will tell you why... You must be going out looking all pretty shit... Stop that shit. See for some reason masculine bull daggers can't be romantic with another masculine bull dagger... Have you ever tried to put two magnets together... They repel each other... They normally fight about who pitchin' and who receivin'... But I will tell you this, if masculine women are following you around the club, girl get a drink... They ugly bitches normally have good jobs... Construction workers, Firefighters, Police men, Mail carriers, pesticide sprayers. Benefits too... Shit you in New York too... You got it made... Get yo money gurl... Now if a lipstick lesbian approaches you, be worried.... This mean you have stop being pretty and now you look like those masculine father fuckers that once pursued you in the club. Thank you... Next question.

I am solving real problems here DHP... Com'mon ask away. This shit is free.

vic

03-02-2008, 10:00 PM

Yo, why cats on here be cutting foilks down, and then at the end, be saying stuff like, "Peace and Blessings"?

BHouse

03-02-2008, 10:08 PM

Yo, why cats on here be cutting foilks down, and then at the end, be saying stuff like, "Peace and Blessings"?

Thank you for your question... Why folks be cuttin' other DHP member down and then be sayin' stuff like, "Peace and Blessings..." There is a simple answer to this... The HOUSE community is a small community... Chances are they will run into that mofo at a club and get a mudhole stomped in that ass... Shit you see mofo's stop tryin' Phyllis Hyman Cherry after he posted that pic of himself with that big ass chain around his neck... Mofo's thought he was punk... I heard of a DHP member in Bangkok saying some shit to Alarick and Alarick flew over there and choked his ass... All they found was a dread lock tied around his wrist like the Green River Killer on The Wire. Thank you for question... Next.

03-02-2008, 10:12 PM

How does it feel exactly when someone tells you to piss off to their ass, you BHouse?

MEP

03-02-2008, 10:13 PM

BHouse

03-02-2008, 10:16 PM

How does it feel exactly when someone tells you to piss off to their ass, you BHouse?

Many people have asked how do I feel about being told to piss to someone's ass...? First let me say, I still don't know what the fuck that means... When I first heard this, I thought about this picture I use to see on the back of white boys pick-up trucks...

http://truckdecals.de/catalog/images/SO003.jpg

A man saying piss off to another man's ass normally would get you fucked up. But since this is the internet, I had to accept it. Thank you AK for your question. Next.

BHouse

03-02-2008, 10:24 PM

3 questions:

1. I am a Scorpio. What sign is my ideal mate?

2. Are you actually going to call me when you come to Connecticut again or were you just saying that at Leo's that night because you were drunk and eating wings?

3. Why do people say "thank you in advance?" What if I read your answer and don't want to thank you? What if you never respond? I am then thanking you for not responding? :conf06:

Thank you in advance!

MP3 Player,

You got issues... Mofo's asking one question, yo ass asking questions like this is a frat house full of drunk mofo playin' "Questions..." Aren't you a therapist with your practice...? Damn... All right. Here we go...

1. Pisces, because that's the sign of the fish. Yo ass like to drink like one so why not be with one...

2. Yes, I will definitely call you next time I am in Connecticut not because I was drunk and eating wings that night at Leo's Den, but because I love attractive, professional, white women that love house and like watching black men eat chicken from a bucket.

3. People say "thank you" in advance thinking if they say that shit you will do whatever they want you to do out of guilt or some shit...

Thank you...

MYOR

03-03-2008, 10:04 AM

When you get rich off your scripts can I get 10%?

jojaujae3

03-03-2008, 10:05 AM

Why is it "SN" wants to know why people are not getting props or whom we should be giving props to?

BHouse

03-03-2008, 10:17 AM

When you get rich off your scripts can I get 10%?

Thanks MYOR for your question... When I get rich off my scripts can I give you 10%..? First let me say, I don't even give a tithe to the muthfuckin' church... But I'll tell what, if you show me one of dem lactatin' titties then I will send you a WIC coupon for some infamil... Thank you for your question...

BHouse

03-03-2008, 10:19 AM

Why is it "SN" wants to know why people are not getting props or whom we should be giving props to?

Thank you for your question... People who constantly want to give props to DJ's are called ballwasher's... SN probably stands for "Suck Nuts..." Thank you for your question...

jojaujae3

03-03-2008, 10:22 AM

Thank you for your question... People who constantly want to give props to DJ's are called ballwasher's... SN probably stands for "Suck Nuts..." Thank you for your question...

:rofl5:

KBig

03-03-2008, 10:24 AM

so many Questions ... so little time *sigh*

Why am I a BAM magnet?

TAD

03-03-2008, 10:26 AM

i have a question? why TAD, why not DAT or ADT or TDA or even ATD. this is driving me frikkin crazy. please help. :conf45:

So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)

03-03-2008, 10:28 AM

BHouse

03-03-2008, 10:30 AM

so many Questions ... so little time *sigh*

Why am I a BAM magnet?

KBig thank you for your question... Why are you a BAM magnet...? Bitch Ass Men love short, thick, light skin women with Double G titties... Most BAM's live at home with their mother and look at you as a rest haven for triflin' ass negroes... The first thing you must do is stop takin' pictures deep throatin' meat balls and holdin' a whip... That shit reminds BAM's of those lonely nights while incarcerated. Thank you for your question.

Jay Rags

03-03-2008, 10:30 AM

Thank you for your question... Why folks be cuttin' other DHP member down and then be sayin' stuff like, "Peace and Blessings..." There is a simple answer to this... The HOUSE community is a small community... Chances are they will run into that mofo at a club and get a mudhole stomped in that ass... Shit you see mofo's stop tryin' Phyllis Hyman Cherry after he posted that pic of himself with that big ass chain around his neck... Mofo's thought he was punk... I heard of a DHP member in Bangkok saying some shit to Alarick and Alarick flew over there and choked his ass... All they found was a dread lock tied around his wrist like the Green River Killer on The Wire. Thank you for question... Next.

:rofl5:

BHouse

03-03-2008, 10:32 AM

i have a question? why TAD, why not DAT or ADT or TDA or even ATD. this is driving me frikkin crazy. please help. :conf45:
TAD thank you for question... I took a look at your avatar and the only think I could think of is... You look a tadbit crazy... Thank you for your question.

TAD

03-03-2008, 10:34 AM

TAD thank you for question... I took a look at your avatar and the only think I could think of is... You look a tadbit crazy... Thank you for your question.

i am neck deep in crazy.

BHouse

03-03-2008, 10:38 AM

:rofl5::rofl5::rofl5::rofl5: I'm tryin to contain my laughter, once again "you got in" for this thread!!!:hail:

my question;

why haven't you tried my "pooty-clicklets, aaaand, what's with everyone being prejudiced against my baked GA-VEN-TA-FLAAN-KY!?!?!"

This question is easy... Most men don't want to eat nuthin' that will remind them of the nastiest, STD infected, yeast bakin', bullet hole in the ass pussy they ever had... Remember that thread about someone's pussy smellin' bad at Leo Den...? That was a Pooty Clicket for yo ass... Thank you for your question.

BHouse

03-03-2008, 10:43 AM

I am helping DHP member's real problems... Come one, come all... This shit is free... Where else on internet you go get advice like this... Next.

Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand

03-03-2008, 10:49 AM

Do you like Disco, house or Techno? :rofl:

MYOR

03-03-2008, 10:50 AM

Thanks MYOR for your question... When I get rich off my scripts can I give you 10%..? First let me say, I don't even give a tithe to the muthfuckin' church... But I'll tell what, if you show me one of dem lactatin' titties then I will send you a WIC coupon for some infamil... Thank you for your question...
Well being that I have lactatin titties I dont need no infamil..

VEESTER

03-03-2008, 10:50 AM

Why won't Mike call me? He knows I love him. :biggrinangel:

BHouse

03-03-2008, 10:57 AM

Do you like Disco, house or Techno? :rofl:

Alanda thank you for your question... Do I like disco, house or techno...? I have to say I love HOUSE... Most of time, I try to arrive at house parties early to get in free. This doesn't work all the time for simple fact that my ass is on the CTA trying to get to the club before my transfer is up... I never spend money at house events either... Drinks. Nope, I bring my own. Bottle water... Bring my own bottle and refill in the bathroom. I love HOUSE music.

Martin Red

03-03-2008, 10:58 AM

Ask me any question and I will give you an honest answer based on my life experiences and times when I was extremely high and/or drunk. I am here to help you with your needs... Everything said in this thread will kept public... Thread Starter and Thread Poster Confidentiality in full effect... Begin.

How many years left before the fossils fuels have ran out ?

What is the answer to the middle east problems ?

What will be the population of the world in the year 2028 ?

What country will America go to war with next ?

Who will be the next leader of the UK ?

SuzanneT

03-03-2008, 10:59 AM

LMMFAO @ This entire thread. This here is why DHP crashed last night :icon_rofl:

BHouse

03-03-2008, 11:00 AM

Why won't Mike call me? He knows I love him. :biggrinangel:

Veester, thank you for your question...? Why won't my cousin, Mike call you...? You didn't give him your number stoopid. I am sure my cousin Dave King and I can do something about that... Once in the family, you must show our women the BBW technique. Thank you.

BHouse

03-03-2008, 11:01 AM

How many years left before the fossils fuels have ran out ?

What is the answer to the middle east problems ?

What will be the population of the world in the year 2028 ?

What country will America go to war with next ?

Who will be the next leader of the UK ?

Martin thank you for these questions... I believe think Alvin can answer these questions better than I can. Thank you again.

BHouse

03-03-2008, 11:02 AM

Well being that I have lactatin titties I dont need no infamil..

Those titties will eventually dry up... Gotta be prepared. Thank you again.

VEESTER

03-03-2008, 11:02 AM

Veester, thank you for your question...? Why won't my cousin, Mike call you...? You didn't give him your number stoopid. I am sure my cousin Dave King and I can do something about that... Once in the family, you must show our women the BBW technique. Thank you.

:rofl5:

the crackhouse

03-03-2008, 11:03 AM

Will my kids be clever than me when they'll be adults?

Idance

SuzanneT

03-03-2008, 11:06 AM

Once in the family, you must show our women the BBW technique. Thank you.
Oh well Vee I guess you ain't never gittin wit Mike :icon_rofl::icon_rofl:

MYOR

03-03-2008, 11:09 AM

Those titties will eventually dry up... Gotta be prepared. Thank you again.
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:tongueout::tongueout::tongueout::tongueout:

BHouse

03-03-2008, 11:10 AM

Will my kids be clever than me when they'll be adults?

Idance

Thank you Crackhouse for asking your question... Will your kids be smarter than you..? Seems to me you have an inferiority complex and scared that children around you are smarter.. Didn't you start this thread. http://deephousepage.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154809. Your kids should grow up to be smarter than their parents. Now if some kid on a short yellow bus, lickin' the window with a helmet takes you job then there is a problem.... Thank you for your question.

jojaujae3

03-03-2008, 11:13 AM

Will The Chosen Few picnic have a PRIME location this year? :conf44:

BHouse

03-03-2008, 11:14 AM

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:tongueout::tongueout::tongueout::tongueout:

Breast feedin' til your kids are 5yrs and 8 yrs old is called incest... Its time to stop breast feedin' when you kids can say, "Switch..."

Martin Red

03-03-2008, 11:15 AM

How far can Michael Jackson ejaculate ?

Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand

03-03-2008, 11:17 AM

Will that midget stop pranking calling the ACTUA helpdesk, talking about "what do you call a man that walks fast a slow?

BHouse

03-03-2008, 11:17 AM

Will The Chosen Few picnic have a PRIME location this year? :conf44:

Depends on who SN gives "props" too in order to get on the tables... Thanks for your question.

So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)

03-03-2008, 11:18 AM

This question is easy... Most men don't want to eat nuthin' that will remind them of the nastiest, STD infected, yeast bakin', bullet hole in the ass pussy they ever had... Remember that thread about someone's pussy smellin' bad at Leo Den...? That was a Pooty Clicket for yo ass... Thank you for your question.

:rofl5::rofl5::rofl5::rofl5::lol::mecry::lol:

BHouse

03-03-2008, 11:18 AM

Will that midget stop pranking calling the ACTUA helpdesk, talking about "what do you call a man that walks fast a slow?

Alanda thank you for your question. The rules of DHP stipulate keep PM private... Please address Lil' Ray in private. Thank you...

BHouse

03-03-2008, 11:20 AM

How far can Michael Jackson ejaculate ?

Martin Red thank you for your question... I really can't answer this question, but its strange because we haven't seen Bubbles the Monkey since the mid 90's...

BHouse

03-03-2008, 11:22 AM

Real problems being solved here today people.

Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand

03-03-2008, 11:25 AM

Alanda thank you for your question. The rules of DHP stipulate keep PM private... Please address Lil' Ray in private. Thank you...

:rofl5: I'm hollerin!! :lol:

So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)

03-03-2008, 11:29 AM

here's another question B;

Why won't RON C tell "OSHA" to stop doing the "SAFETY DANCE" at all of the parties??:rofl5:

BHouse

03-03-2008, 11:33 AM

here's another question B;

Why won't RON C tell "OSHA" to stop doing the "SAFETY DANCE" at all of the parties??:rofl5:

QUAD, thank you for your question... The reason Ron C won't tell OSHA to stop doing the SAFETY DANCE at all the parties...? Ron C has a huge head and is a big fan of Men Without Hats... Have you ever seen the size of Ron C's head. Damn... Head so big it got its own atmosphere...

So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)

03-03-2008, 11:34 AM

QUAD, thank you for your question... The reason Ron C won't tell OSHA to stop doing the SAFETY DANCE at all the parties...? Ron C has a huge head and is a big fan of Men Without Hats... Have you ever seen the size of Ron C's head. Damn... Head so big it got its own atmosphere...

:rofl5::rofl5::mecry::scared::rofl5:

Vinyl Deficit

03-03-2008, 12:10 PM

How many fibers are intertwined in a Shreaded Wheat biscuit?

How many times did the Batmobile catch a flat?

What does "Touche Lele Poo" mean?

And finally...

Paper or plastic?

Coach Biskit

03-03-2008, 12:34 PM

LMAO @ this whole thread!! :biglaugha:

jojaujae3

03-03-2008, 02:26 PM

Who is the "DIVA" Quad speaks of in his thread? :conf44:

'Magic' Juan

03-03-2008, 02:28 PM

Who is the "DIVA" Quad speaks of in his thread? :conf44:

http://media1.suntimes.com/multimedia/100307murd_cst_feed_20071002_20_05_57_217-282-400.imageContent

jojaujae3

03-03-2008, 02:31 PM

http://media1.suntimes.com/multimedia/100307murd_cst_feed_20071002_20_05_57_217-282-400.imageContent

:rofl5::icon_rofl::rofl5:

Sal Paradise

03-03-2008, 02:44 PM

:lach:

at this thread.

people say I'm supposed to eat six tiny meals a day for optimum health. What am I supposed to east six times a day that is tiny?

MEP

03-03-2008, 09:10 PM

MP3 Player,

You got issues... Mofo's asking one question, yo ass asking questions like this is a frat house full of drunk mofo playin' "Questions..." Aren't you a therapist with your practice...? Damn... All right. Here we go...

1. Pisces, because that's the sign of the fish. Yo ass like to drink like one so why not be with one...

2. Yes, I will definitely call you next time I am in Connecticut not because I was drunk and eating wings that night at Leo's Den, but because I love attractive, professional, white women that love house and like watching black men eat chicken from a bucket.

3. People say "thank you" in advance thinking if they say that shit you will do whatever they want you to do out of guilt or some shit...

Thank you...
:lach: