Dee-Dee Sheridan
09-03-2003, 03:09 PM
was a 93 year old woman who was
particularly
despondent
over the recent death of her husband. She decided that
she would just
kill
herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would
be best to get
it
over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol
and made the
decision
to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly
broken in the first
place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a
vegetable and a
burden to
someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as
to just exactly
where
the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'your
would be just
below
your left breast."
Later that night.......Mildred was admitted to the
hospital with a
gunshot
wound to her knee. graemlins/rofl.gif
particularly
despondent
over the recent death of her husband. She decided that
she would just
kill
herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would
be best to get
it
over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol
and made the
decision
to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly
broken in the first
place.
Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a
vegetable and a
burden to
someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as
to just exactly
where
the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, 'your
would be just
below
your left breast."
Later that night.......Mildred was admitted to the
hospital with a
gunshot
wound to her knee. graemlins/rofl.gif