I'm not tipping for lapdances....

[Jamie 3:26]

These chicks are there for a reason..to entertain.I ain't tippin' em shit. graemlins/rofl.gif

[rob brito]

preach!

[lola desire]

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['Magic' Juan]

Truer words have never been spoken. Preach on, my brotha!

magic_juan

[Friday]

Well, becareful with that, they might pee on you :rolleyes: graemlins/rofl.gif

[Huey P. Freeman]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
These chicks are there for a reason..to entertain.I ain't tippin' em shit. graemlins/rofl.gif You got problems. At least tip her a dollar. The poor girl is working her way through college. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/gap.gif

[rob brito]

i feel like crying.... graemlins/mecry.gif

go on, preach!

it's time to take back ours!!

[Jamie 3:26]

Originally posted by gf:
Well, becareful with that, they might pee on you :rolleyes: graemlins/rofl.gif Some cats like that shit.Not me.Pee ain't for me graemlins/rofl.gif

[MYOR]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by gf:
Well, becareful with that, they might pee on you :rolleyes: graemlins/rofl.gif Some cats like that shit.Not me.Pee ain't for me graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Golden Shower!! icon_rofl.gif

[Jamie 3:26]

I guess that's how you payback a cheap ass in the strip joint...

[Mack-Williams]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
I guess that's how you payback a cheap ass in the strip joint... That's why you have to pay up front in a strip club. $20 a dance per song, private dances. I went to an opening of one last night.

[ September 10, 2003, 03:00 PM: Message edited by: Mack-Williams ]

[So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)]

I AIN'T TIPPIN FOR HIP OR SHOULDER DANCES EITHER!!!!! :D :D

[manfred]

i only tip if the service is good...no matter how many songs she she dances for. it's about quality, not quantity. ;)

[So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)]

I AIN'T TIPPIN FOR THE FATBACK ROUTINE EITHER!!!!! :D :D mad1.gif

[ September 10, 2003, 03:01 PM: Message edited by: DJ QUAD ]

[MC]

I ain't tipping shit, either graemlins/tongueout.gif

[ September 10, 2003, 03:07 PM: Message edited by: Michael J. Carmona ]

[richierich]

People go to srtip clubs???? graemlins/scared.gif

[MYOR]

Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
I guess that's how you payback a cheap ass in the strip joint... That's why you have to pay up front in a strip club. $20 a dance per song, private dances. I went to an opening of one last night. </font>[/QUOTE]Went to the opening, once ;) .. How was the lapdance? graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/bolt.gif

[fred da warrior]

Cheap-Ass.... :D

If you can't tip a hoar, then stay yo ass at the crib! :D

I wonder how many of these ex bartenders were strippers too?

[Mack-Williams]

Originally posted by MYOR:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
I guess that's how you payback a cheap ass in the strip joint... That's why you have to pay up front in a strip club. $20 a dance per song, private dances. I went to an opening of one last night. </font>[/QUOTE]Went to the opening, once ;) .. How was the lapdance? graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/bolt.gif </font>[/QUOTE]I ended up getting two. 2 asian girls. First one lured me away, set me down we chit chatted. Then the start of the song came on. She starts rubbing herself and says to me have you ever had Asian P****. We have the best P****. That got me on 10. She gave me a real nice dance.

[rob brito]

Originally posted by fred:
Cheap-Ass.... :D

If you can't tip a hoar, then stay yo ass at the crib! :D

I wonder how many of these ex bartenders were strippers too? whore fred, w-h-o-r-e...

:D

[rob brito]

we need the ladies to tell us about their stories and adventures in these places.... ;)

[LEONARD REMIX RROY]

I am not Captian Save A Hoe AR15firing.gif

[MYOR]

Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MYOR:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
I guess that's how you payback a cheap ass in the strip joint... That's why you have to pay up front in a strip club. $20 a dance per song, private dances. I went to an opening of one last night. </font>[/QUOTE]Went to the opening, once ;) .. How was the lapdance? graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/bolt.gif </font>[/QUOTE]I ended up getting two. 2 asian girls. First one lured me away, set me down we chit chatted. Then the start of the song came on. She starts rubbing herself and says to me have you ever had Asian P****. We have the best P****. That got me on 10. She gave me a real nice dance. </font>[/QUOTE]Asian P***Y icon_rofl.gif that is a subject all on its own.. No disrepect in anyway to the asian ladies.. But ASIAN INVASION graemlins/rofl.gif

[Jamie 3:26]

Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MYOR:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
I guess that's how you payback a cheap ass in the strip joint... That's why you have to pay up front in a strip club. $20 a dance per song, private dances. I went to an opening of one last night. </font>[/QUOTE]Went to the opening, once ;) .. How was the lapdance? graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/bolt.gif </font>[/QUOTE]I ended up getting two. 2 asian girls. First one lured me away, set me down we chit chatted. Then the start of the song came on. She starts rubbing herself and says to me have you ever had Asian P****. We have the best P****. That got me on 10. She gave me a real nice dance. </font>[/QUOTE]She mind f.ucked ya bruh. graemlins/rofl.gif

[Brut by Faberge]

Originally posted by gf:
Well, becareful with that, they might pee on you :rolleyes: graemlins/rofl.gif i hear that works wonders on ringworm!

[Mack-Williams]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MYOR:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
I guess that's how you payback a cheap ass in the strip joint... That's why you have to pay up front in a strip club. $20 a dance per song, private dances. I went to an opening of one last night. </font>[/QUOTE]Went to the opening, once ;) .. How was the lapdance? graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/bolt.gif </font>[/QUOTE]I ended up getting two. 2 asian girls. First one lured me away, set me down we chit chatted. Then the start of the song came on. She starts rubbing herself and says to me have you ever had Asian P****. We have the best P****. That got me on 10. She gave me a real nice dance. </font>[/QUOTE]She mind f.ucked ya bruh. graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]That's what I am paying here for.

[So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)]

Originally posted by THX-1138:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by gf:
Well, becareful with that, they might pee on you :rolleyes: graemlins/rofl.gif i hear that works wonders on ringworm! </font>[/QUOTE]graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/lol.gif SEE, THAT'S JUST NASTY!!!! WHAT'S NEXT, FLATULENCE ON A RASH?!?!!?!? graemlins/bolt.gif

[Keith Blackstone]

Originally posted by MYOR:
Asian P***Y icon_rofl.gif that is a subject all on its own.. No disrepect in anyway to the asian ladies.. But ASIAN INVASION graemlins/rofl.gif Asian Invasion??? Do tell... graemlins/tongueout.gif

[fred da warrior]

Speaking of lapdances, I hear that the infamous Scores that Howard Stern speaks so highly of is opening up a location here in the Chi.

I'm sure that some of you cats (esp. you high rollers) in NY has paid it a visit....what's up with it?

[gabriel]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
These chicks are there for a reason..to entertain.I ain't tippin' em shit. graemlins/rofl.gif i suppose the same could be said of buying drinks at a bar when you're there to see a dj. i'm not paying for drinks....i went to be entertained, not actually spend money.

cheap ass.

[Jamie 3:26]

Originally posted by gabrielloveshouse:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
These chicks are there for a reason..to entertain.I ain't tippin' em shit. graemlins/rofl.gif i suppose the same could be said of buying drinks at a bar when you're there to see a dj. i'm not paying for drinks....i went to be entertained, not actually spend money.

cheap ass. </font>[/QUOTE]Insert sarcasm here...

[Mack-Williams]

Originally posted by fred:
Speaking of lapdances, I hear that the infamous Scores that Howard Stern speaks so highly of is opening up a location here in the Chi.

I'm sure that some of you cats (esp. you high rollers) in NY has paid it a visit....what's up with it? That's were I went last night. It is off of Lake and Manhinan (sp).

[Terri 447]

Originally posted by robs:
we need the ladies to tell us about their stories and adventures in these places.... ;) first strip club i went to (not by choice) was a dive. Sticky floors and I did not want to sit on anything. The girls weren't that pretty but oh wells. The second time I went was with a couple of girlfriends. The girls looked okay. We watched, had a couple of drinks and tipped.

I gotta admit...some guys act a fool. Like they never saw tits and ass before. icon_rofl.gif

hahaha

[ September 10, 2003, 03:44 PM: Message edited by: Terri 447 ]

[corwin]

Originally posted by manfred:
i only tip if the service is good...no matter how many songs she she dances for. it's about quality, not quantity. ;) http://deephousepage.com/smilies/lach.gif

[Keith Blackstone]

I found my substitute for strip clubs... just go dancing with MYOR... you'll end up tossing money her way without her even having to remove cloths... BELIEVE ME! graemlins/grinyes.gif

[ibddj]

tip only if she dances longer than expected.

[AD]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
These chicks are there for a reason..to entertain.I ain't tippin' em shit. graemlins/rofl.gif You are a wise man! And don't fall for the after the lap dance scam either. You know...the one where she sits next to you afterwards and pretends to like you so she strikes up conversation with you while the waitress runs right over to ask you "Would you like to buy the lady a drink?" F that!! I'm onto that scam!!

[formerly known as kenspank]

there's a strip club in san juan, puerto rico called the black angus or something. i commend it. your dollar will go far.

[JMJ]

Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
These chicks are there for a reason..to entertain.I ain't tippin' em shit. graemlins/rofl.gif You are a wise man! And don't fall for the after the lap dance scam either. You know...the one where she sits next to you afterwards and pretends to like you so she strikes up conversation with you while the waitress runs right over to ask you "Would you like to buy the lady a drink?" F that!! I'm onto that scam!! </font>[/QUOTE]How many drinks did you buy before you "caught on"??? Tell the truth......JMJ graemlins/cool_shades.gif

[Chip_E]

OK, I'll admit it...
I used to shake my booty for money.

But my strippin' days are over.

Sometimes it's the big spenders that are the problem.

I'm dancin' at this club and these chicks are tryin' to one-up each other. The first one puts a $5 bill in my jockeys...the second one puts in a $10, the third one puts in a $20.
So I go over to the fourth one, knowing she ain't gonna let her friends show her up...she pulls out her American Express card, slides it up my but crack, then takes the $35 out of the front of my underwear, and hands me a $5.

Cheap @$$

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-e.

[AD]

Originally posted by JMJ:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
These chicks are there for a reason..to entertain.I ain't tippin' em shit. graemlins/rofl.gif You are a wise man! And don't fall for the after the lap dance scam either. You know...the one where she sits next to you afterwards and pretends to like you so she strikes up conversation with you while the waitress runs right over to ask you "Would you like to buy the lady a drink?" F that!! I'm onto that scam!! </font>[/QUOTE]How many drinks did you buy before you "caught on"??? Tell the truth......JMJ graemlins/cool_shades.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Honestly? Well, from 18 to about 23 years old is when I was a sucker. You figure I'd go about 4-6 times per year and I'd drop about $100-$150 per visit adds up to a lot of skank drinks. I was their bitch boy for about 5 years. :( Now they call me El Cheapo. biggrinangel.gif

[JMJ]

Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
These chicks are there for a reason..to entertain.I ain't tippin' em shit. graemlins/rofl.gif You are a wise man! And don't fall for the after the lap dance scam either. You know...the one where she sits next to you afterwards and pretends to like you so she strikes up conversation with you while the waitress runs right over to ask you "Would you like to buy the lady a drink?" F that!! I'm onto that scam!! </font>[/QUOTE]How many drinks did you buy before you "caught on"??? Tell the truth......JMJ graemlins/cool_shades.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Honestly? Well, from 18 to about 23 years old is when I was a sucker. You figure I'd go about 4-6 times per year and I'd drop about $100-$150 per visit adds up to a lot of skank drinks. I was their bitch boy for about 5 years. :( Now they call me El Cheapo. biggrinangel.gif </font>[/QUOTE]At least you learned. I just don't go. Real women are alot more fun anyway.....JMJ ;)

[garagemusic]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
These chicks are there for a reason..to entertain.I ain't tippin' em shit. graemlins/rofl.gif NOT EVEN IF IT"S LOVE!!!

lol

[Bold Soul]

Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by fred:
Speaking of lapdances, I hear that the infamous Scores that Howard Stern speaks so highly of is opening up a location here in the Chi.

I'm sure that some of you cats (esp. you high rollers) in NY has paid it a visit....what's up with it? That's were I went last night. It is off of Lake and Manhinan (sp). </font>[/QUOTE]Any coupons in the Watchtower? Just askin'.

[Ron la Rock]

have you (anybody) figured out the lyrcs
2 "she lives in my lap"

the new oukast joint
?

[Hello Kitty]

Originally posted by Keith Blackstone:
I found my substitute for strip clubs... just go dancing with MYOR... you'll end up tossing money her way without her even having to remove cloths... BELIEVE ME! graemlins/grinyes.gif Well, well MYOR I knew you had a second job but I would of never known? LOL!

Luv ya!
graemlins/rofl.gif

[ September 11, 2003, 01:49 PM: Message edited by: Hello Kitty ]

[MYOR]

Originally posted by Hello Kitty:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Keith Blackstone:
I found my substitute for strip clubs... just go dancing with MYOR... you'll end up tossing money her way without her even having to remove cloths... BELIEVE ME! graemlins/grinyes.gif Well, well MYOR I knew you had a second job but I would of never known? LOL!

Luv ya!
graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Next time I catch you guys looking at me while I'm dancing... Just pull out the cash http://deephousepage.com/smilies/slap.gif And I don't want any dollar bills http://deephousepage.com/smilies/slap.gif

[Mack-Williams]

Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by fred:
Speaking of lapdances, I hear that the infamous Scores that Howard Stern speaks so highly of is opening up a location here in the Chi.

I'm sure that some of you cats (esp. you high rollers) in NY has paid it a visit....what's up with it? That's were I went last night. It is off of Lake and Manhinan (sp). </font>[/QUOTE]Any coupons in the Watchtower? Just askin'. </font>[/QUOTE]:D I wouldn't know haven't read one in 4 years.

[Hello Kitty]

Hahahahha! You know we love you Girl!

graemlins/tongueout.gif

[kev]

The last time I went to a strip club the first they were playing Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like a Lady". I couldn't stop laughing b/c nobody else was paying attention to what was being played.

[kev]

The last time I went to a strip club the song they were playing Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like a Lady". I couldn't stop laughing b/c nobody else was paying attention to what was being played.

[kev]

Originally posted by THX-1138:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by gf:
Well, becareful with that, they might pee on you :rolleyes: graemlins/rofl.gif i hear that works wonders on ringworm! </font>[/QUOTE]And jellyfish stings!

[jimmymack-2000]

Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
I ended up getting two. 2 asian girls. First one lured me away, set me down we chit chatted. Then the start of the song came on. She starts rubbing herself and says to me have you ever had Asian P****. We have the best P****. That got me on 10. She gave me a real nice dance. What does the Book of Mormon say about stripclubs and lap dances?

[Mack-Williams]

Originally posted by jimmymack-2000:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
I ended up getting two. 2 asian girls. First one lured me away, set me down we chit chatted. Then the start of the song came on. She starts rubbing herself and says to me have you ever had Asian P****. We have the best P****. That got me on 10. She gave me a real nice dance. What does the Book of Mormon say about stripclubs and lap dances? </font>[/QUOTE]See yall about to make me snapp off. I wouldn't know anything about the Book of Morman. I use to be a Jehovah's Witnesses, use to be. So that means I am like many of you who don't give a care about religion. If I every practice religion again this would be the one, and I would be abiding by all the rules and regulations that they have. You can't serve God have heartedly or you cant be a hypocrite. Damn.

[jimmymack-2000]

Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by jimmymack-2000:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
I ended up getting two. 2 asian girls. First one lured me away, set me down we chit chatted. Then the start of the song came on. She starts rubbing herself and says to me have you ever had Asian P****. We have the best P****. That got me on 10. She gave me a real nice dance. What does the Book of Mormon say about stripclubs and lap dances? </font>[/QUOTE]See yall about to make me snapp off. I wouldn't know anything about the Book of Morman. I use to be a Jehovah's Witnesses, use to be. So that means I am like many of you who don't give a care about religion. If I every practice religion again this would be the one, and I would be abiding by all the rules and regulations that they have. You can't serve God have heartedly or you cant be a hypocrite. Damn. </font>[/QUOTE]Haha, sorry--couldn't resist! I didn't know you were no longer practicing, and I didn't see Bold Soul's much funnier jibe preceding mine. My apologies if I've offended you...