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mdpm99

08-16-2003, 02:07 PM

As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you
and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night.
You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.

Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you were gone.
I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's
events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishings,
making it harder to forget you.
Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...you fokin' mosquito.

[ August 16, 2003, 03:08 PM: Message edited by: david mancuso ]

08-16-2003, 02:51 PM

This sounded like one of those erotic porno stories you only read about in Penthouse or Hustler. graemlins/rofl.gif Not that I know anything about that. I've only heard. biggrinangel.gif

housebe4titties

08-16-2003, 02:57 PM

those fokin mosquitoes are horrible this year!

And

08-16-2003, 04:27 PM

Maybe I should introduce him to JMJ's roach Sparky ... I wonder if they'll get along? I give you Suxx the Mosquito:

http://www.calpoison.org/public/mosquito.gif

graemlins/rofl.gif

JMJ

08-16-2003, 08:39 PM

Originally posted by 6 23:
Maybe I should introduce him to JMJ's roach Sparky ... I wonder if they'll get along? I give you Suxx the Mosquito:

http://www.calpoison.org/public/mosquito.gif

graemlins/rofl.gif Sparky doesn't play well with others.....JMJ

JMNYC

08-16-2003, 08:47 PM

I'm trying be careful of insect bites - who needs West Nile? Burning incense seems to help - I refuse to use pesticides.

And

08-16-2003, 09:13 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
Maybe I should introduce him to JMJ's roach Sparky ... I wonder if they'll get along? I give you Suxx the Mosquito:

http://www.calpoison.org/public/mosquito.gif

graemlins/rofl.gif Sparky doesn't play well with others.....JMJ [/QUOTE]Suxx doesn't either .. oh well. graemlins/beerchug.gif

JMJ

08-16-2003, 09:20 PM

Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
Maybe I should introduce him to JMJ's roach Sparky ... I wonder if they'll get along? I give you Suxx the Mosquito:

http://www.calpoison.org/public/mosquito.gif

graemlins/rofl.gif Sparky doesn't play well with others.....JMJ [/QUOTE]Suxx doesn't either .. oh well. graemlins/beerchug.gif [/QUOTE]If Suxx had a sister, Sparky would eat her......JMJ

David Le C

08-17-2003, 04:20 AM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
Maybe I should introduce him to JMJ's roach Sparky ... I wonder if they'll get along? I give you Suxx the Mosquito:

http://www.calpoison.org/public/mosquito.gif

graemlins/rofl.gif Sparky doesn't play well with others.....JMJ [/QUOTE]Suxx doesn't either .. oh well. graemlins/beerchug.gif [/QUOTE]If Suxx had a sister, Sparky would eat her......JMJ [/QUOTE]He really should take her out to eat first...

martin

08-17-2003, 08:32 AM

Originally posted by JMNYC:
I'm trying be careful of insect bites - who needs West Nile? Burning incense seems to help - I refuse to use pesticides. What's West Nile?

mdpm99

08-17-2003, 11:46 AM

Originally posted by JMNYC:
I'm trying be careful of insect bites - who needs West Nile? Burning incense seems to help - I refuse to use pesticides. Great idea! Saves on the problem with "deet" which is found in pesticides among other hazardous materials.

d

mhd

08-17-2003, 11:50 AM

Originally posted by martin:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMNYC:
I'm trying be careful of insect bites - who needs West Nile? Burning incense seems to help - I refuse to use pesticides. What's West Nile? [/QUOTE]its a virus that cropped up a couple of years ago in the northeast/midatlantic US and is slowly spreading, its believed to be spread via mosquito bites, and can be fatal

mdpm99

08-17-2003, 11:51 AM

http://www.shockhaber.com/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.htm

mdpm99

08-17-2003, 11:54 AM

Originally posted by mhd:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by martin:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMNYC:
I'm trying be careful of insect bites - who needs West Nile? Burning incense seems to help - I refuse to use pesticides. What's West Nile? [/QUOTE]its a virus that cropped up a couple of years ago in the northeast/midatlantic US and is slowly spreading, its believed to be spread via mosquito bites, and can be fatal [/QUOTE]Greetings:

This year the cases of WN have increased 3fold due to excessive amts of rain in the NE part of US. Also it can leave one crippled.

d

(Im)poster

08-17-2003, 11:55 AM

DAVID! You are not right. I was reading that thinking: Day-um, what an incredible, lusty love tale this is -- I wonder who it was. Funny! If that was a true story, I hope you'll use protection in the future to fend off such undiscriminating bed mates! We can't be too careful with West Nile.

mdpm99

08-17-2003, 11:56 AM

(Im)poster

08-17-2003, 12:02 PM

Originally posted by JMNYC:
I'm trying be careful of insect bites - who needs West Nile? Burning incense seems to help - I refuse to use pesticides. You know what else helps? Eating garlic. I have a theory - not scientifically tested - that a garlic-infused bloodstream repels them (and most non-garlic eating others, unfortunately) Eating a lot of fruit, on the other hand, seems to give a sweet scent that attracts them. This has just been my own observation from times when I ate fruit almost exclusively vs. veggie salads with a garlic infused dressing I made myself.

mdpm99

08-17-2003, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by (Im)poster:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMNYC:
I'm trying be careful of insect bites - who needs West Nile? Burning incense seems to help - I refuse to use pesticides. You know what else helps? Eating garlic. I have a theory - not scientifically tested - that a garlic-infused bloodstream repels them (and most non-garlic eating others, unfortunately) Eating a lot of fruit, on the other hand, seems to give a sweet scent that attracts them. This has just been my own observation from times when I ate fruit almost exclusively vs. veggie salads with a garlic infused dressing I made myself. [/QUOTE]This is true....I wonder if that is why garlic (in books and movies), repelled Count Dracula?

d

JMJ

08-17-2003, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by (Im)poster:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMNYC:
I'm trying be careful of insect bites - who needs West Nile? Burning incense seems to help - I refuse to use pesticides. You know what else helps? Eating garlic. I have a theory - not scientifically tested - that a garlic-infused bloodstream repels them (and most non-garlic eating others, unfortunately) Eating a lot of fruit, on the other hand, seems to give a sweet scent that attracts them. This has just been my own observation from times when I ate fruit almost exclusively vs. veggie salads with a garlic infused dressing I made myself. [/QUOTE]A garlic-infused bloodstream would repel ME. Please brush.....JMJ :eek:

[ August 17, 2003, 01:07 PM: Message edited by: JMJ ]

mdpm99

08-17-2003, 01:34 PM

Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
This sounded like one of those erotic porno stories you only read about in Penthouse or Hustler. graemlins/rofl.gif Not that I know anything about that. I've only heard. biggrinangel.gif Calipornia....here I come

graemlins/rofl.gif

d

martin

08-17-2003, 01:46 PM

Originally posted by david mancuso:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by mhd:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by martin:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMNYC:
I'm trying be careful of insect bites - who needs West Nile? Burning incense seems to help - I refuse to use pesticides. What's West Nile? [/QUOTE]its a virus that cropped up a couple of years ago in the northeast/midatlantic US and is slowly spreading, its believed to be spread via mosquito bites, and can be fatal [/QUOTE]Greetings:

This year the cases of WN have increased 3fold due to excessive amts of rain in the NE part of US. Also it can leave one crippled.

d [/QUOTE]Is this different to Dengue fever? I caught this in Nicaragua - very nasty!

mdpm99

08-17-2003, 01:51 PM

Greetings martin!

Have things cooled down a bit over there? I hope so.

Don't know the answer 2 your ? but I am sure someone may know.

See u in Nov smile.gif I am personally l@@king fwd 2 the next step.

graemlins/beerchug.gif

d

My very best 2 u & the family.

martin

08-17-2003, 01:56 PM

Hi David

yeah I'm glad things have cooled down a bit here - all temperatures on record have been broken!

Family are all well thanks - as I hope you are too!

Can't wait for November smile.gif

And

08-17-2003, 02:00 PM

Originally posted by (Im)poster:
unfortunately) Eating a lot of fruit, on the other hand, seems to give a sweet scent that attracts them. This has just been my own observation from times when I ate fruit almost exclusively vs. veggie salads with a garlic infused dressing I made myself.This makes sense to me. I always seem to get more bites than others. Then again, I'm a walking orange just covered in skin. graemlins/rofl.gif
-
Although I'm not worried about West Nile virus at all.

And

08-17-2003, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by david mancuso:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
Maybe I should introduce him to JMJ's roach Sparky ... I wonder if they'll get along? I give you Suxx the Mosquito:

http://www.calpoison.org/public/mosquito.gif

graemlins/rofl.gif Sparky doesn't play well with others.....JMJ [/QUOTE]Suxx doesn't either .. oh well. graemlins/beerchug.gif [/QUOTE]graemlins/rofl.gif

d [/QUOTE];)

mdpm99

08-17-2003, 02:05 PM

Originally posted by 6 23:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by (Im)poster:
unfortunately) Eating a lot of fruit, on the other hand, seems to give a sweet scent that attracts them. This has just been my own observation from times when I ate fruit almost exclusively vs. veggie salads with a garlic infused dressing I made myself.This makes sense to me. I always seem to get more bites than others. Then again, I'm a walking orange just covered in skin. graemlins/rofl.gif
-
Although I'm not worried about West Nile virus at all. [/QUOTE]Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

smile.gif

d

mdpm99

08-17-2003, 02:06 PM

http://www.fr4g.co.uk/fun/build_a_plane.jpg

08-17-2003, 02:36 PM

Sparky and Suxx
sittin' in a tree
S-U-C-K-I-N-G http://deephousepage.com/smilies/smokin.gif

08-17-2003, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by david mancuso:
http://www.fr4g.co.uk/fun/build_a_plane.jpg Holy cow! That's friggin cool!

Thanks, D! http://deephousepage.com/smilies/smokin.gif

http://www.fr4g.co.uk/fun/build_a_plane.jpg

MsAlayneous

08-17-2003, 02:53 PM

Im over here thinking , damn! david had a nite so hot he had to post it on DHP !(I must admit, I was a little jealous). icon_rofl.gif
David, you're bad graemlins/nono.gif

TAD

08-17-2003, 02:58 PM

some statistics on WNV:

Method of Dissemination: Mosquito bite
Vector: Mosquitoes (primarily of the Culex Species)
Reservior Host: Wild birds primarily (e.g. American crows)
Incidental Hosts: Humans, horses, cats, bats, chipmunks, skunks, rabbits, dogs, squirrels
Occurrences: Summer-Early Fall (May become Perennial)
Early Warning Sign: Dead Birds (Report findings to local health dept.; testing must be done within 48h of death)
Incubation Period: 3 - 15 days
Morbidity: < 1% of those infected develop severe illness. Most are asymptomatic.
Nonspecific flu-like symptoms develop in 20%
Lethality: 3 - 15% of those who develop severe illness. Mortality greatest in the elderly and immunocompromised.

according to the CDC, "only 1 percent of mosquitoes carry it in areas where the virus is established. And less than 1 percent of people bitten by those mosquitoes ever develop serious symptoms.

"There were 284 deaths from West Nile virus last year, (but) 30,000 deaths from pneumonia and influenza, and those are diseases that we can immunize against," Blumenthal advised. "So this is still a quite rare condition and not something that people should be overly concerned about."

the CDC reported 4000 cases last year with 284 deaths resulting, yet less than 1% develop lethal symptoms & out of those only 3-15% are fatal. you do the math. unless i'm missing something here there's something wrong with these stats.

the scant newsflashes of people being bitten by mosquitos that are supposedly carrying the virus do not report whether the patients developed any symptoms.

sources:
http://www.bioterry.com/west-nile-virus/West-Nile-Virus-Symptoms-Chart.asp

http://clinton.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/06/24/sprj.wnv.preview/

mdpm99

08-17-2003, 03:05 PM

Greetings Albert Diaz:

Thank you for posting the pics re "fly-plane"

JMNYC gave me directions on how to do it - but still can't "git" the hang of it. But will try again soon.

smile.gif

d

Ps. Great info re the above posts.....informative, humorous, serious, and whatever. It's good 2 b "hear." graemlins/thumbsup.gif

JMJ

08-17-2003, 03:05 PM

Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
Sparky and Suxx
sittin' in a tree
S-U-C-K-I-N-G http://deephousepage.com/smilies/smokin.gif Shut it, wanker......JMJ AR15firing.gif

08-17-2003, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
Sparky and Suxx
sittin' in a tree
S-U-C-K-I-N-G http://deephousepage.com/smilies/smokin.gif Shut it, wanker......JMJ AR15firing.gif [/QUOTE]C'mon, don't deny Sparky a little lovin'. Quit being a hater and let Sparky get some action. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/focking.gif

JMJ

08-17-2003, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
Sparky and Suxx
sittin' in a tree
S-U-C-K-I-N-G http://deephousepage.com/smilies/smokin.gif Shut it, wanker......JMJ AR15firing.gif [/QUOTE]C'mon, don't deny Sparky a little lovin'. Quit being a hater and let Sparky get some action. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/focking.gif [/QUOTE]He's headed your way.....JMJ