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richierich
05-22-2003, 10:42 AM
Does size matter???? If so how in the hell do some manage.. I'm sure that not all men have big'uns but they still maintain a relationship. Is this something that would make you cheat??? I heard that some with big'uns still don't know how to use it and some with small ones can work it...I believe it does... poor little men.... y'all should just bend over cause you aint doin' nothin' else. You know who you are ah ha you've got a little ding ding ah ha!!
[ May 22, 2003, 02:42 PM: Message edited by: richierich ]
Koffy Brown
05-22-2003, 10:43 AM
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Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand
05-22-2003, 10:52 AM
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Dolemite73
05-22-2003, 10:54 AM
One of life's mysteries finally answered.....
Koffy Brown
05-22-2003, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by DiscoLady:
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MyNia
05-22-2003, 11:05 AM
graemlins/grinyes.gif sure does, if I get nothing from it, I'm graemlins/bolt.gif
When all else fails, the tongue and the fingers are your savior. Not that I'm lil guy of course, but extra weapons do help.
BTW, my answer applies to women ONLY! graemlins/cool_shades.gif
richierich
05-22-2003, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by Albert D.:
When all else fails, the tongue and the fingers are your savior. Not that I'm lil guy of course, but extra weapons do help.
BTW, my answer applies to women ONLY! graemlins/cool_shades.gif Yeah but another woman can do that!!
Originally posted by richierich:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Albert D.:
When all else fails, the tongue and the fingers are your savior. Not that I'm lil guy of course, but extra weapons do help.
BTW, my answer applies to women ONLY! graemlins/cool_shades.gif Yeah but another woman can do that!! </font>[/QUOTE]True. You got me there. Well, I guess it all does boil down to the love stick then. I guess guys better learn to practice with their cactus. graemlins/cool_shades.gif
[ May 22, 2003, 12:23 PM: Message edited by: Albert D. ]
Mack-Williams
05-22-2003, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by richierich:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Albert D.:
When all else fails, the tongue and the fingers are your savior. Not that I'm lil guy of course, but extra weapons do help.
BTW, my answer applies to women ONLY! graemlins/cool_shades.gif Yeah but another woman can do that!! </font>[/QUOTE]Some woman only really want the tongue. Tongue first, dick second.
Koffy Brown
05-22-2003, 11:39 AM
Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by richierich:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Albert D.:
When all else fails, the tongue and the fingers are your savior. Not that I'm lil guy of course, but extra weapons do help.
BTW, my answer applies to women ONLY! graemlins/cool_shades.gif Yeah but another woman can do that!! </font>[/QUOTE]Some woman only really want the tongue. Tongue first, dick second. </font>[/QUOTE]and what's their problem...big dyck first, tongue second...I believe that's what the survey said
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SuzanneT
05-22-2003, 11:55 AM
Yes, and Im not saying that to mean bigger is better cuz it aint necessarily so, but sometimes people don't fit: Humongus man and a super tight woman aint gonna work, neither is a man that has to "tie a string around it to find it" going to work with a woman who is, shall we say, "not as snug" aka "fall through-able"
MHenderson
05-22-2003, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by SuzanneT:
neither is a man that has to "tie a string around it to find it" going to work with a woman who is, shall we say, "not as snug" aka "fall through-able" graemlins/lol.gif Fall Through-able now that's some funny shyte icon_rofl.gif
Ken1015
05-22-2003, 12:08 PM
My wife constantly assures me that size doesn't matter.
Jamie 3:26
05-22-2003, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by Soulful1015:
My wife constantly assures me that size doesn't matter. I don't know how to take that one bruh... graemlins/rofl.gif
Ken1015
05-22-2003, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soulful1015:
My wife constantly assures me that size doesn't matter. I don't know how to take that one bruh... graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]I don't either. graemlins/jpshakehead.gif
Koffy Brown
05-22-2003, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by Soulful1015:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soulful1015:
My wife constantly assures me that size doesn't matter. I don't know how to take that one bruh... graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]I don't either. graemlins/jpshakehead.gif </font>[/QUOTE]that's why she's your wife.... graemlins/rofl.gif
VEESTER
05-22-2003, 12:21 PM
Size isn't that important. You could have a big one and not know how to work it, then one could have an average one and "put it on you." I like a average or a lil larger that I can play with and taste, however I have encounted a couple brotha that were too small. I just couldn't bring myself to do anything with. It was too small to taste and too small to feel!!!!!! *LOL*
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Jamie 3:26
05-22-2003, 12:24 PM
Well, I honestly do have a question for the ladies...How do you tell a man he ain't cuttin' it?I mean I think it's selfish to tell a man he is all good,when he really ain't shit.Tell his ass he is lacking so he can get better.Now you can even buy a lil extra dick if ya need it,so anything is possible.
I guess I am blessed,I never had anyone talk bad about me.The only complaints were...I took too long...
richierich
05-22-2003, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
Well, I honestly do have a question for the ladies...How do you tell a man he ain't cuttin' it?I mean I think it's selfish to tell a man he is all good,when he really ain't shit.Tell his ass he is lacking so he can get better.Now you can even buy a lil extra dick if ya need it,so anything is possible.
I guess I am blessed,I never had anyone talk bad about me.The only complaints were...I took too long... Yeah when you are high on heroin it does take longer graemlins/rofl.gif
VEESTER
05-22-2003, 12:28 PM
I've also encountered brothas that try to "hype up" their meat. They were average. We were getting down and says to "you like that big d***, don't ya?" and stuff like that. I'm thinking to myself "c'mon now you know and I know..." sometimes I had to hold it in to keep from laughing. O' brother!
Jamie 3:26
05-22-2003, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by VEESTER:
I've also encountered brothas that try to "hype up" their meat. They were average. We were getting down and says to "you like that big d***, don't ya?" and stuff like that. I'm thinking to myself "c'mon now you know and I know..." sometimes I had to hold it in to keep from laughing. O' brother! Never done that.Not good to do that.Don't brag on tha d.I barely talk during sex,unless it's a wild session.
Originally posted by Soulful1015:
My wife constantly assures me that size doesn't matter. Constantly is the keyword. Dude, that doesn't sound good. graemlins/bolt.gif
Bold Soul
05-22-2003, 12:31 PM
Funny how no one is bringing up QUALITY OF ERECTION!
15" don't matter if you have to roll it up to use it. It goes in too limp and its nothing but uncomfortable for her.
Technique with the tool. The stamina to use it effectively. The awareness of what brings about pleasure in a woman. No inhibitions! None!
BTW - I'll be in Chicago for a while starting Wednesday, if anyone wants to find out just how black I am. ;)
I got one question, "what constitues BIG." Isn't it relative? Big to one, might be small to another.
Think about it for a second. Eh?
Jamie 3:26
05-22-2003, 12:33 PM
Quality?I am stamped brother.....Grade A soul....
Ya'll know I'm half Black, right? From the waist down. :D
Bold Soul
05-22-2003, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
Quality?I am stamped brother.....Grade A soul.... Of course. It was the air around 95th street Fam! We all drank out of the same water fountains in Oakdale Park!!!! graemlins/rofl.gif
VEESTER
05-22-2003, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by VEESTER:
I've also encountered brothas that try to "hype up" their meat. They were average. We were getting down and says to "you like that big d***, don't ya?" and stuff like that. I'm thinking to myself "c'mon now you know and I know..." sometimes I had to hold it in to keep from laughing. O' brother! Never done that.Not good to do that.Don't brag on tha d.I barely talk during sex,unless it's a wild session. </font>[/QUOTE]If the d*** is good and all that and you puttin' it down, you ain't gotta hype it up.
Here is the funniest story I've heard on this subject...
There was a gorgeous guy that worked with friend .. tall, nice build, big hands... Needless to say all the females in the office wanted him.
Well after a night of dancing and graemlins/all_coholic.gif one of the girls took him home... she said that when he took off his pants, it was as big as her pinky finger.. all of a sudden she remembered she had to get back home...
The next morning all the girls where around the cooler "Boomerang" style.. icon_rofl.gif
Imagine that fellas
Jamie 3:26
05-22-2003, 12:35 PM
f she goes ouch and you ain't all the way in...then you are big...If you feel something and you bump it and she jumps back...ya big.
If she gigggles like you are tickling her feet..yo ass is small....anteater you are not....
Jamie 3:26
05-22-2003, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
Quality?I am stamped brother.....Grade A soul.... Of course. It was the air around 95th street Fam! We all drank out of the same water fountains in Oakdale Park!!!! graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Exactly...
Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
f she goes ouch and you ain't all the way in...then you are big...If you feel something and you bump it and she jumps back...ya big.
I guess I qualify. graemlins/acclaim.gif
Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
f she goes ouch and you ain't all the way in...then you are big...If you feel something and you bump it and she jumps back...ya big.IT'S YAH BIG...IT'S YAH BIG... graemlins/rofl.gif
Cervix bumpin', baby. graemlins/cool_shades.gif Know what I'm sayin'?
Bold Soul
05-22-2003, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
If you feel something and you bump it and she jumps back...ya big.Jamie - you're bonafide, man!!! If you can describe it, you've experienced it. Can't make that shit up! hail.gif
First time it happened to me, 17 years old in high school. I thought I did something wrong. "I didn't do it!" ;)
How about the "LOOK BACK"? Like you broke something! icon_rofl.gif
[ May 22, 2003, 01:44 PM: Message edited by: Bold Soul ]
Koffy Brown
05-22-2003, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
f she goes ouch and you ain't all the way in...then you are big...If you feel something and you bump it and she jumps back...ya big.
If she gigggles like you are tickling her feet..yo ass is small....anteater you are not.... If I'm giggling instead of screaming, you have issues... graemlins/rofl.gif
SuzanneT
05-22-2003, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by VEESTER:
Size isn't that important. You could have a big one and not know how to work it, then one could have an average one and "put it on you." I like a average or a lil larger that I can play with and taste, however I have encounted a couple brotha that were too small. I just couldn't bring myself to do anything with. It was too small to taste and too small to feel!!!!!! *LOL* and you have to do waay too much WORK!
SuzanneT
05-22-2003, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by Albert D.:
Ya'll know I'm half Black, right? From the waist down. :D Is THAT why your ankles are so dark? I heard that about you! :eek:
(Just Kidding) graemlins/grinyes.gif
Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand
05-22-2003, 01:56 PM
All I have to say is this to the guys, if your lady lips close can cover your thing, lips touching your pelvis and sipping on it like a straw, then you know if you are the right size. Now if your lady need two hands and her jaws hurt after, well then you know you got something to work with biggrinangel.gif Ummm so I heard graemlins/conf44.gif
And yes, I'd rather have the fullnes of a man than a tongue and fingers AR15firing.gif what's up with that
Koffy Brown
05-22-2003, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
If you feel something and you bump it and she jumps back...ya big.Jamie - you're bonafide, man!!! If you can describe it, you've experienced it. Can't make that shit up! hail.gif
First time it happened to me, 17 years old in high school. I thought I did something wrong. "I didn't do it!" ;)
How about the "LOOK BACK"? Like you broke something! icon_rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]something bout the look back...that look right there *bam* at that very moment tells the whole truth and nothing but the truth....
Mack-Williams
05-22-2003, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by DiscoLady:
And yes, I'd rather have the fullnes of a man than a tongue and fingers AR15firing.gif what's up with that [/QB]From experiences with different woman some prefer oral over actual intercourse. I really didn't ask why I was cool with it because I actually prefer oral over intercourse.
Jamie 3:26
05-22-2003, 02:03 PM
Man,I had so much oral sex,I don't even like that shit anymore.That's sooooo 80's....
Mack-Williams
05-22-2003, 02:05 PM
Well that is so dope to me in the 00's. Everybody different.
Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand
05-22-2003, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
Man,I had so much oral sex,I don't even like that shit anymore.That's sooooo 80's.... graemlins/scared.gif I cannot believe a man is saying this. I've never heard of a man being tired of having that pleasure.
Jamie 3:26
05-22-2003, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Well that is so dope to me in the 00's. Everybody different. Have your ever coughed up a furball?
Jamie 3:26
05-22-2003, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by DiscoLady:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
Man,I had so much oral sex,I don't even like that shit anymore.That's sooooo 80's.... graemlins/scared.gif I cannot believe a man is saying this. I've never heard of a man being tired of having that pleasure. </font>[/QUOTE]Maybe I should have rephrased that reply...tired of doing it...I still get my moods....but hell I am owed sumthin'...for all that munchin' I did ...
Originally posted by DiscoLady:
Now if your lady need two hands and her jaws hurt after, well then you know you got something to work with biggrinangel.gif Ummm so I heard graemlins/conf44.gif
And yes, I'd rather have the fullnes of a man than a tongue and fingers AR15firing.gif what's up with that Once you had a jawbreaker its sort of hard to go back to "average" size... hail.gif
"The fullness of the man" graemlins/beerchug.gif
Mack-Williams
05-22-2003, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Well that is so dope to me in the 00's. Everybody different. Have your ever coughed up a furball? </font>[/QUOTE]Man I am talking about me receiving.
imported_Gman
05-22-2003, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
Man,I had so much oral sex,I don't even like that shit anymore.That's sooooo 80's.... mad1.gif
Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand
05-22-2003, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by MYOR:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
Now if your lady need two hands and her jaws hurt after, well then you know you got something to work with biggrinangel.gif Ummm so I heard graemlins/conf44.gif
And yes, I'd rather have the fullnes of a man than a tongue and fingers AR15firing.gif what's up with that Once you had a jawbreaker its sort of hard to go back to "average" size... hail.gif
"The fullness of the man" graemlins/beerchug.gif </font>[/QUOTE]JawBreaker! I talking lockjaw graemlins/rofl.gif
Jamie 3:26
05-22-2003, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Well that is so dope to me in the 00's. Everybody different. Have your ever coughed up a furball? </font>[/QUOTE]Man I am talking about me receiving. </font>[/QUOTE]Well then...has she??? graemlins/rofl.gif
It's really hard to find someone who loves oral nowadays.Giving and receivin'...
Jamie 3:26
05-22-2003, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by Gman:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
Man,I had so much oral sex,I don't even like that shit anymore.That's sooooo 80's.... mad1.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Why ya mad G?? graemlins/lol.gif
Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand
05-22-2003, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Well that is so dope to me in the 00's. Everybody different. Have your ever coughed up a furball? </font>[/QUOTE]Man I am talking about me receiving. </font>[/QUOTE]Well then...has she??? graemlins/rofl.gif
It's really hard to find someone who loves oral nowadays.Giving and receivin'... </font>[/QUOTE]What do you mean nowadays? Aren't you married? You still looking? graemlins/rofl.gif Just Kidding.
There are still some women that think the act is totally disgusting to give it to a man but would throw their stuff in a man's face in a hot minute graemlins/rofl.gif
Mack-Williams
05-22-2003, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Well that is so dope to me in the 00's. Everybody different. Have your ever coughed up a furball? </font>[/QUOTE]Man I am talking about me receiving. </font>[/QUOTE]Well then...has she??? graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Nah, I keep my area trimmed. And I don't go down unless her area is trimmed also.
Bold Soul
05-22-2003, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
If you feel something and you bump it and she jumps back...ya big.Jamie - you're bonafide, man!!! If you can describe it, you've experienced it. Can't make that shit up! hail.gif
First time it happened to me, 17 years old in high school. I thought I did something wrong. "I didn't do it!" ;)
How about the "LOOK BACK"? Like you broke something! icon_rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]something bout the look back...that look right there *bam* at that very moment tells the whole truth and nothing but the truth.... </font>[/QUOTE]Tells the truth indeed. So let me ask you, Ashaki...
Halle Berry's look back at Billy Bob Thornton in "Monster's Ball"? Un hun...un hun...
Tell me I'm imagining things...
;)
Jamie 3:26
05-22-2003, 02:26 PM
Man,a woman who has a jungle down there is trouble.If she gets into it,you could have a scar on ya nose....if ya light skinnded,you will look like Rudolph...
Mack-Williams
05-22-2003, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by DiscoLady:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Well that is so dope to me in the 00's. Everybody different. Have your ever coughed up a furball? </font>[/QUOTE]Man I am talking about me receiving. </font>[/QUOTE]Well then...has she??? graemlins/rofl.gif
It's really hard to find someone who loves oral nowadays.Giving and receivin'... </font>[/QUOTE]What do you mean nowadays? Aren't you married? You still looking? graemlins/rofl.gif Just Kidding.
There are still some women that think the act is totally disgusting to give it to a man but would throw their stuff in a man's face in a hot minute graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah I know I come across this all the time. graemlins/cussing.gif mad1.gif I am down there neck and shoulders hurting and I keep going till she explodes. Then I get the excuses, I am not doing that till I am married, I can't do it to long my jaws start to hurt, I only do that to my boyfriend, uggh I can't do it anymore you have stuff coming out.
Koffy Brown
05-22-2003, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Well that is so dope to me in the 00's. Everybody different. Have your ever coughed up a furball? </font>[/QUOTE]Man I am talking about me receiving. </font>[/QUOTE]Well then...has she??? graemlins/rofl.gif
It's really hard to find someone who loves oral nowadays.Giving and receivin'... </font>[/QUOTE]*blank stare*
is it??
Jamie 3:26
05-22-2003, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Well that is so dope to me in the 00's. Everybody different. Have your ever coughed up a furball? </font>[/QUOTE]Man I am talking about me receiving. </font>[/QUOTE]Well then...has she??? graemlins/rofl.gif
It's really hard to find someone who loves oral nowadays.Giving and receivin'... </font>[/QUOTE]*blank stare*
is it?? </font>[/QUOTE]Not for me,I'm talking bout those other folks....
[/qb][/QUOTE] uggh I can't do it anymore you have stuff coming out. [/QB][/QUOTE]
What ur talkin about Willis graemlins/scared.gif graemlins/bolt.gif
Jamie 3:26
05-22-2003, 02:33 PM
Mack,they are selfish ass women.Actually they are not women,they are girls.See,that calls for some foul shit to be done back at em...
Koffy Brown
05-22-2003, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
If you feel something and you bump it and she jumps back...ya big.Jamie - you're bonafide, man!!! If you can describe it, you've experienced it. Can't make that shit up! hail.gif
First time it happened to me, 17 years old in high school. I thought I did something wrong. "I didn't do it!" ;)
How about the "LOOK BACK"? Like you broke something! icon_rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]something bout the look back...that look right there *bam* at that very moment tells the whole truth and nothing but the truth.... </font>[/QUOTE]Tells the truth indeed. So let me ask you, Ashaki...
Halle Berry's look back at Billy Bob Thornton in "Monster's Ball"? Un hun...un hun...
Tell me I'm imagining things...
;) </font>[/QUOTE]I didn't see Monster Ball...did she have a look of pleasurable pain...?
fred da warrior
05-22-2003, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Well that is so dope to me in the 00's. Everybody different. Have your ever coughed up a furball? </font>[/QUOTE]Man I am talking about me receiving. </font>[/QUOTE]Well then...has she??? graemlins/rofl.gif
It's really hard to find someone who loves oral nowadays.Giving and receivin'... </font>[/QUOTE]What do you mean nowadays? Aren't you married? You still looking? graemlins/rofl.gif Just Kidding.
There are still some women that think the act is totally disgusting to give it to a man but would throw their stuff in a man's face in a hot minute graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Yeah I know I come across this all the time. graemlins/cussing.gif mad1.gif I am down there neck and shoulders hurting and I keep going till she explodes. Then I get the excuses, I am not doing that till I am married, I can't do it to long my jaws start to hurt, I only do that to my boyfriend, uggh I can't do it anymore you have stuff coming out. </font>[/QUOTE]Reminds me of that Chris Rock bit;
A woman that don't suck no d**k, is like a beta max.....
What?
They still makin' women like you? icon_rofl.gif
Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand
05-22-2003, 02:46 PM
When I was dating, I never had sex with someone until we were together for 2 months or more, I was always scared of the guys that wanted to perform oral sex with me within a couple of days. That always made me wonder how could someone want to do that when they haven't known a person long. graemlins/scared.gif
But I did have a best friend that used to try new techniques on me with his tongue before he would try it on his girlfriend. (you know to see the reaction) I was like a test dummy graemlins/rofl.gif Of course I didn't mind at all and we never had a relationship other than being friends.
Bold Soul
05-22-2003, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
If you feel something and you bump it and she jumps back...ya big.Jamie - you're bonafide, man!!! If you can describe it, you've experienced it. Can't make that shit up! hail.gif
First time it happened to me, 17 years old in high school. I thought I did something wrong. "I didn't do it!" ;)
How about the "LOOK BACK"? Like you broke something! icon_rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]something bout the look back...that look right there *bam* at that very moment tells the whole truth and nothing but the truth.... </font>[/QUOTE]Tells the truth indeed. So let me ask you, Ashaki...
Halle Berry's look back at Billy Bob Thornton in "Monster's Ball"? Un hun...un hun...
Tell me I'm imagining things...
;) </font>[/QUOTE]I didn't see Monster Ball...did she have a look of pleasurable pain...? </font>[/QUOTE]THAT look! That very one! If it wasn't for real, she deserved the Oscar just for that.
There is a thing called SENSE MEMORY in acting - basically being able to create a state of truth in performance based on past feelings, but this was beyond that. This was totally legit.
Like I said, just an observation, but you can't fake that look, and it's unmistakable. At least if you've seen it before.
Jamie 3:26
05-22-2003, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by DiscoLady:
When I was dating, I never had sex with someone until we were together for 2 months or more, I was always scared of the guys that wanted to perform oral sex with me within a couple of days. That always made me wonder how could someone want to do that when they haven't known a person long. graemlins/scared.gif
But I did have a best friend that used to try new techniques on me with his tongue before he would try it on his girlfriend. (you know to see the reaction) I was like a test dummy graemlins/rofl.gif Of course I didn't mind at all and we never had a relationship other than being friends. Ain't that a blip.You learned a lot from hanging around those playas back in the day.... :D
Koffy Brown
05-22-2003, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by DiscoLady:
When I was dating, I never had sex with someone until we were together for 2 months or more, I was always scared of the guys that wanted to perform oral sex with me within a couple of days. That always made me wonder how could someone want to do that when they haven't known a person long. graemlins/scared.gif
But I did have a best friend that used to try new techniques on me with his tongue before he would try it on his girlfriend. (you know to see the reaction) I was like a test dummy graemlins/rofl.gif Of course I didn't mind at all and we never had a relationship other than being friends.
can you pm me his name and number graemlins/rofl.gif
JMNYC
05-22-2003, 02:49 PM
icon_rofl.gif
This is a funny ass thread!
Of course the girth is far more important than the length ... a point surprisingly untouched in this conversation.
Too much of a good thing is not always a good thing - but there is a nice range from "average" to "above average" that's nice. Anything humungous is cute to play with, but that's about it.
http://www.penis-enlargement-and-male-genitalia-information.com/penis-chart.jpg
But I did have a best friend that used to try new techniques on me with his tongue before he would try it on his girlfriend. (you know to see the reaction) I was like a test dummy graemlins/rofl.gif Of course I didn't mind at all and we never had a relationship other than being friends. [/QB]You had a P.A.L. icon_rofl.gif graemlins/respekt.gif
Bold Soul
05-22-2003, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by DiscoLady:
When I was dating, I never had sex with someone until we were together for 2 months or more, I was always scared of the guys that wanted to perform oral sex with me within a couple of days. That always made me wonder how could someone want to do that when they haven't known a person long. graemlins/scared.gif
But I did have a best friend that used to try new techniques on me with his tongue before he would try it on his girlfriend. (you know to see the reaction) I was like a test dummy graemlins/rofl.gif Of course I didn't mind at all and we never had a relationship other than being friends. THIS IS WHY ALL MEN FEAR "GUY FRIENDS"!
[ May 22, 2003, 03:51 PM: Message edited by: Bold Soul ]
Jamie 3:26
05-22-2003, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
When I was dating, I never had sex with someone until we were together for 2 months or more, I was always scared of the guys that wanted to perform oral sex with me within a couple of days. That always made me wonder how could someone want to do that when they haven't known a person long. graemlins/scared.gif
But I did have a best friend that used to try new techniques on me with his tongue before he would try it on his girlfriend. (you know to see the reaction) I was like a test dummy graemlins/rofl.gif Of course I didn't mind at all and we never had a relationship other than being friends.
can you pm me his name and number graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Ashaki,you have my info.Now you know why I dont like to give as much anymore...
Koffy Brown
05-22-2003, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
When I was dating, I never had sex with someone until we were together for 2 months or more, I was always scared of the guys that wanted to perform oral sex with me within a couple of days. That always made me wonder how could someone want to do that when they haven't known a person long. graemlins/scared.gif
But I did have a best friend that used to try new techniques on me with his tongue before he would try it on his girlfriend. (you know to see the reaction) I was like a test dummy graemlins/rofl.gif Of course I didn't mind at all and we never had a relationship other than being friends. THIS IS WHY ALL MEN FEAR "GUY FRIENDS"! </font>[/QUOTE]HOLLERIN
and this is why all women love them biggrinangel.gif
Oak Pk, IL's Best Bedroom DJ, serge
05-22-2003, 02:56 PM
I like it when their eyes bulge out, roll back and they go "Awww--ungh...gawd....aww..damn...awaw..****!"
Then I go, "Damn, that's only the tip of it, baby!"
:eek:
Koffy Brown
05-22-2003, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
When I was dating, I never had sex with someone until we were together for 2 months or more, I was always scared of the guys that wanted to perform oral sex with me within a couple of days. That always made me wonder how could someone want to do that when they haven't known a person long. graemlins/scared.gif
But I did have a best friend that used to try new techniques on me with his tongue before he would try it on his girlfriend. (you know to see the reaction) I was like a test dummy graemlins/rofl.gif Of course I didn't mind at all and we never had a relationship other than being friends.
can you pm me his name and number graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Ashaki,you have my info.Now you know why I dont like to give as much anymore... </font>[/QUOTE]I think you talk too much...just beat the damn thing graemlins/rofl.gif
Koffy Brown
05-22-2003, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by serge:
I like it when their eyes bulge out, roll back and they go "Awww--ungh...gawd....aww..damn...awaw..****!"
Then I go, "Damn, that's only the tip of it, baby!"
:eek: GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE SERGE....YALL PLAYING WITH A SISTAH'S EMOTIONS... graemlins/rofl.gif
Jamie 3:26
05-22-2003, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
When I was dating, I never had sex with someone until we were together for 2 months or more, I was always scared of the guys that wanted to perform oral sex with me within a couple of days. That always made me wonder how could someone want to do that when they haven't known a person long. graemlins/scared.gif
But I did have a best friend that used to try new techniques on me with his tongue before he would try it on his girlfriend. (you know to see the reaction) I was like a test dummy graemlins/rofl.gif Of course I didn't mind at all and we never had a relationship other than being friends.
can you pm me his name and number graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Ashaki,you have my info.Now you know why I dont like to give as much anymore... </font>[/QUOTE]I think you talk too much...just beat the damn thing graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Gimme sumthin' to shut me up.....
Bold Soul
05-22-2003, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
When I was dating, I never had sex with someone until we were together for 2 months or more, I was always scared of the guys that wanted to perform oral sex with me within a couple of days. That always made me wonder how could someone want to do that when they haven't known a person long. graemlins/scared.gif
But I did have a best friend that used to try new techniques on me with his tongue before he would try it on his girlfriend. (you know to see the reaction) I was like a test dummy graemlins/rofl.gif Of course I didn't mind at all and we never had a relationship other than being friends. THIS IS WHY ALL MEN FEAR "GUY FRIENDS"! </font>[/QUOTE]HOLLERIN
and this is why all women love them biggrinangel.gif </font>[/QUOTE]And this is why (gonna say this like I mean it)...A MAN HAS TO BE ABLE TO HOLD THAT PUSSY DOWN!
I know - it's a bit uncharacteristic for me to spit like that, but I've gotta say it. Every woman has a sixth man ready to come off the bench, and the GUY FRIEND is THE SAFEST STUNT **** of all.
My orgasm ratio is SIX to ONE - six of hers for every one of mine. And I work on my fundamentals between games - you dig what I'm sayin'.
I'll go back to being enigmatic now.
;)
Koffy Brown
05-22-2003, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
If you feel something and you bump it and she jumps back...ya big.Jamie - you're bonafide, man!!! If you can describe it, you've experienced it. Can't make that shit up! hail.gif
First time it happened to me, 17 years old in high school. I thought I did something wrong. "I didn't do it!" ;)
How about the "LOOK BACK"? Like you broke something! icon_rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]something bout the look back...that look right there *bam* at that very moment tells the whole truth and nothing but the truth.... </font>[/QUOTE]Tells the truth indeed. So let me ask you, Ashaki...
Halle Berry's look back at Billy Bob Thornton in "Monster's Ball"? Un hun...un hun...
Tell me I'm imagining things...
;) </font>[/QUOTE]I didn't see Monster Ball...did she have a look of pleasurable pain...? </font>[/QUOTE]THAT look! That very one! If it wasn't for real, she deserved the Oscar just for that.
There is a thing called SENSE MEMORY in acting - basically being able to create a state of truth in performance based on past feelings, but this was beyond that. This was totally legit.
Like I said, just an observation, but you can't fake that look, and it's unmistakable. At least if you've seen it before. </font>[/QUOTE]Soooo what are you trying to say....you've seen the look before? but have you seen it other than Monster Ball...well seeing and experiencing are two different ball games...
Jamie 3:26
05-22-2003, 03:03 PM
"Boy,I heard some gal got you pussywhipped.."
"Don't let the pussy whip you.You suppossed to whip that pussy..."
My favorite scene from Boomerrang.
Koffy Brown
05-22-2003, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
When I was dating, I never had sex with someone until we were together for 2 months or more, I was always scared of the guys that wanted to perform oral sex with me within a couple of days. That always made me wonder how could someone want to do that when they haven't known a person long. graemlins/scared.gif
But I did have a best friend that used to try new techniques on me with his tongue before he would try it on his girlfriend. (you know to see the reaction) I was like a test dummy graemlins/rofl.gif Of course I didn't mind at all and we never had a relationship other than being friends. THIS IS WHY ALL MEN FEAR "GUY FRIENDS"! </font>[/QUOTE]HOLLERIN
and this is why all women love them biggrinangel.gif </font>[/QUOTE]And this is why (gonna say this like I mean it)...A MAN HAS TO BE ABLE TO HOLD THAT PUSSY DOWN!
I know - it's a bit uncharacteristic for me to spit like that, but I've gotta say it. Every woman has a sixth man ready to come off the bench, and the GUY FRIEND is THE SAFEST STUNT **** of all.
My orgasm ratio is SIX to ONE - six of hers for every one of mine. And I work on my fundamentals between games - you dig what I'm sayin'.
I'll go back to being enigmatic now.
;) </font>[/QUOTE]Don't make me call up the substitute ...
Bold Soul
05-22-2003, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
If you feel something and you bump it and she jumps back...ya big.Jamie - you're bonafide, man!!! If you can describe it, you've experienced it. Can't make that shit up! hail.gif
First time it happened to me, 17 years old in high school. I thought I did something wrong. "I didn't do it!" ;)
How about the "LOOK BACK"? Like you broke something! icon_rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]something bout the look back...that look right there *bam* at that very moment tells the whole truth and nothing but the truth.... </font>[/QUOTE]Tells the truth indeed. So let me ask you, Ashaki...
Halle Berry's look back at Billy Bob Thornton in "Monster's Ball"? Un hun...un hun...
Tell me I'm imagining things...
;) </font>[/QUOTE]I didn't see Monster Ball...did she have a look of pleasurable pain...? </font>[/QUOTE]THAT look! That very one! If it wasn't for real, she deserved the Oscar just for that.
There is a thing called SENSE MEMORY in acting - basically being able to create a state of truth in performance based on past feelings, but this was beyond that. This was totally legit.
Like I said, just an observation, but you can't fake that look, and it's unmistakable. At least if you've seen it before. </font>[/QUOTE]Soooo what are you trying to say....you've seen the look before? but have you seen it other than Monster Ball...well seeing and experiencing are two different ball games... </font>[/QUOTE]Unless you've seen it for yourself, you can't recognize it. Period. It's one of those things like giving birth, alien abduction, or an out of body experience.
And we'll just say that, over here, the mountain usually comes to Muhammad - if you can dig my euphemism.
Oak Pk, IL's Best Bedroom DJ, serge
05-22-2003, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by serge:
I like it when their eyes bulge out, roll back and they go "Awww--ungh...gawd....aww..damn...awaw..****!"
Then I go, "Damn, that's only the tip of it, baby!"
:eek: GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE SERGE....YALL PLAYING WITH A SISTAH'S EMOTIONS... graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Well, it feels like I jump off a bridge and into a lake, every time I do this, the way the waterworks be goin' off down there!
I feel like Urkel, "Did I do that?" ;)
Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
When I was dating, I never had sex with someone until we were together for 2 months or more, I was always scared of the guys that wanted to perform oral sex with me within a couple of days. That always made me wonder how could someone want to do that when they haven't known a person long. graemlins/scared.gif
But I did have a best friend that used to try new techniques on me with his tongue before he would try it on his girlfriend. (you know to see the reaction) I was like a test dummy graemlins/rofl.gif Of course I didn't mind at all and we never had a relationship other than being friends. THIS IS WHY ALL MEN FEAR "GUY FRIENDS"! </font>[/QUOTE]HOLLERIN
and this is why all women love them biggrinangel.gif </font>[/QUOTE]And this is why (gonna say this like I mean it)...A MAN HAS TO BE ABLE TO HOLD THAT PUSSY DOWN!
I know - it's a bit uncharacteristic for me to spit like that, but I've gotta say it. Every woman has a sixth man ready to come off the bench, and the GUY FRIEND is THE SAFEST STUNT **** of all.
My orgasm ratio is SIX to ONE - six of hers for every one of mine. And I work on my fundamentals between games - you dig what I'm sayin'.
I'll go back to being enigmatic now.
;) </font>[/QUOTE]Don't make me call up the substitute ... </font>[/QUOTE]graemlins/lol.gif
Bold Soul
05-22-2003, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by serge:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by serge:
I like it when their eyes bulge out, roll back and they go "Awww--ungh...gawd....aww..damn...awaw..****!"
Then I go, "Damn, that's only the tip of it, baby!"
:eek: GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE SERGE....YALL PLAYING WITH A SISTAH'S EMOTIONS... graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Well, it feels like I jump off a bridge and into a lake, every time I do this, the way the waterworks be goin' off down there!
I feel like Urkel, "Did I do that?" ;) </font>[/QUOTE]Waterworks is a topic for a while other thread, Serge. Nothing like "plumbing problems". Ah yea.
Bold Soul
05-22-2003, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by MYOR:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
When I was dating, I never had sex with someone until we were together for 2 months or more, I was always scared of the guys that wanted to perform oral sex with me within a couple of days. That always made me wonder how could someone want to do that when they haven't known a person long. graemlins/scared.gif
But I did have a best friend that used to try new techniques on me with his tongue before he would try it on his girlfriend. (you know to see the reaction) I was like a test dummy graemlins/rofl.gif Of course I didn't mind at all and we never had a relationship other than being friends. THIS IS WHY ALL MEN FEAR "GUY FRIENDS"! </font>[/QUOTE]HOLLERIN
and this is why all women love them biggrinangel.gif </font>[/QUOTE]And this is why (gonna say this like I mean it)...A MAN HAS TO BE ABLE TO HOLD THAT PUSSY DOWN!
I know - it's a bit uncharacteristic for me to spit like that, but I've gotta say it. Every woman has a sixth man ready to come off the bench, and the GUY FRIEND is THE SAFEST STUNT **** of all.
My orgasm ratio is SIX to ONE - six of hers for every one of mine. And I work on my fundamentals between games - you dig what I'm sayin'.
I'll go back to being enigmatic now.
;) </font>[/QUOTE]Don't make me call up the substitute ... </font>[/QUOTE]graemlins/lol.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Funny but true. It ain't the 1950s any more. Home is where the heart is - and the heart lives in more places than the chest cavity.
Oak Pk, IL's Best Bedroom DJ, serge
05-22-2003, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by serge:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by serge:
I like it when their eyes bulge out, roll back and they go "Awww--ungh...gawd....aww..damn...awaw..****!"
Then I go, "Damn, that's only the tip of it, baby!"
:eek: GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE SERGE....YALL PLAYING WITH A SISTAH'S EMOTIONS... graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Well, it feels like I jump off a bridge and into a lake, every time I do this, the way the waterworks be goin' off down there!
I feel like Urkel, "Did I do that?" ;) </font>[/QUOTE]Waterworks is a topic for a while other thread, Serge. Nothing like "plumbing problems". Ah yea. </font>[/QUOTE]You're right, Bold. We'll leave that one for Freaky Friday.
The thread title? "Waterworks...Discuss.".
Bold Soul
05-22-2003, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by serge:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by serge:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by serge:
I like it when their eyes bulge out, roll back and they go "Awww--ungh...gawd....aww..damn...awaw..****!"
Then I go, "Damn, that's only the tip of it, baby!"
:eek: GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE SERGE....YALL PLAYING WITH A SISTAH'S EMOTIONS... graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Well, it feels like I jump off a bridge and into a lake, every time I do this, the way the waterworks be goin' off down there!
I feel like Urkel, "Did I do that?" ;) </font>[/QUOTE]Waterworks is a topic for a while other thread, Serge. Nothing like "plumbing problems". Ah yea. </font>[/QUOTE]You're right, Bold. We'll leave that one for Freaky Friday.
The thread title? "Waterworks...Discuss.". </font>[/QUOTE]Shit - now where did I put my goggles...?
Dolemite73
05-22-2003, 03:20 PM
Man,I missed this board while I was gone.....I see nothing has changed......ya'll folks are crazy.....I am suprised JMJ has not had a word to say on this......
Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand
05-22-2003, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
When I was dating, I never had sex with someone until we were together for 2 months or more, I was always scared of the guys that wanted to perform oral sex with me within a couple of days. That always made me wonder how could someone want to do that when they haven't known a person long. graemlins/scared.gif
But I did have a best friend that used to try new techniques on me with his tongue before he would try it on his girlfriend. (you know to see the reaction) I was like a test dummy graemlins/rofl.gif Of course I didn't mind at all and we never had a relationship other than being friends.
can you pm me his name and number graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Ashaki,you have my info.Now you know why I dont like to give as much anymore... </font>[/QUOTE]See Jamie, I was tryin to keep it anonymous graemlins/rofl.gif
That's what friends are for graemlins/grinyes.gif
Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand
05-22-2003, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ashaki:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Bold Soul:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DiscoLady:
When I was dating, I never had sex with someone until we were together for 2 months or more, I was always scared of the guys that wanted to perform oral sex with me within a couple of days. That always made me wonder how could someone want to do that when they haven't known a person long. graemlins/scared.gif
But I did have a best friend that used to try new techniques on me with his tongue before he would try it on his girlfriend. (you know to see the reaction) I was like a test dummy graemlins/rofl.gif Of course I didn't mind at all and we never had a relationship other than being friends. THIS IS WHY ALL MEN FEAR "GUY FRIENDS"! </font>[/QUOTE]HOLLERIN
and this is why all women love them biggrinangel.gif </font>[/QUOTE]And this is why (gonna say this like I mean it)...A MAN HAS TO BE ABLE TO HOLD THAT PUSSY DOWN!
I know - it's a bit uncharacteristic for me to spit like that, but I've gotta say it. Every woman has a sixth man ready to come off the bench, and the GUY FRIEND is THE SAFEST STUNT **** of all.
My orgasm ratio is SIX to ONE - six of hers for every one of mine. And I work on my fundamentals between games - you dig what I'm sayin'.
I'll go back to being enigmatic now.
;) </font>[/QUOTE]The funny thing about our friendship is we would tell people and laugh about it. I didn't see the harm, he was an artist and I was his model biggrinangel.gif
Well I can tell you this, before my husband he was the only one that made me have multiple orgasms ever. If I was vulnerable and didn't want much else, I would have married him just for that graemlins/rofl.gif
Originally posted by JMNYC:
icon_rofl.gif
This is a funny ass thread!
Of course the girth is far more important than the length ... a point surprisingly untouched in this conversation.
Too much of a good thing is not always a good thing - but there is a nice range from "average" to "above average" that's nice. Anything humungous is cute to play with, but that's about it.
http://www.penis-enlargement-and-male-genitalia-information.com/penis-chart.jpg icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif
FemalePhenom
05-22-2003, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by JMNYC:
icon_rofl.gif
This is a funny ass thread!
Of course the girth is far more important than the length ... a point surprisingly untouched in this conversation.
Too much of a good thing is not always a good thing - but there is a nice range from "average" to "above average" that's nice. Anything humungous is cute to play with, but that's about it.
http://www.penis-enlargement-and-male-genitalia-information.com/penis-chart.jpg So how many guys printed out this page and what was the outcome? graemlins/cool_shades.gif
imported_Gman
05-22-2003, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by DiscoLady:
When I was dating, I never had sex with someone until we were together for 2 months or more, I was always scared of the guys that wanted to perform oral sex with me within a couple of days. That always made me wonder how could someone want to do that when they haven't known a person long. graemlins/scared.gif
But I did have a best friend that used to try new techniques on me with his tongue before he would try it on his girlfriend. (you know to see the reaction) I was like a test dummy graemlins/rofl.gif Of course I didn't mind at all and we never had a relationship other than being friends. Test Dummy ? http://deephousepage.com/smilies/lach.gif
Originally posted by Dolemite73:
Man,I missed this board while I was gone.....I see nothing has changed......ya'll folks are crazy.....I am suprised JMJ has not had a word to say on this...... I'm staying out of this one, Dolemite. I got here a little late to share my expert opinion.....JMJ graemlins/bolt.gif
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