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u.d.p.
03-20-2008, 05:03 PM
http://thepeoplesnews.wordpress. com/2008/ 03/02/federal- judge-enough- with-the- stupid-names/
After Judge Cabrera's historic ruling, little Clitoria Jackson will likely undergo a name change.
( DETROIT ) In a decision that's expected to send shockwaves through the African-American community—and yet, give much relief to teachers everywhere—a federal judge ruled today that black women no longer have independent naming rights for their children. Too many black children—and many adults—bear names that border on not even being words, he said.

"I am simply tired of these ridiculous names black women are giving their children," said U.S. Federal Judge Ryan Cabrera before rendering his decision. "Someone had to put a stop to it."

The rule applies to all black women, but Cabrera singled out impoverished mothers.

"They are the worst perpetrators, " he said. "They put in apostrophes where none are needed. They think a 'Q' is a must. There was a time when Shaniqua and Tawanda were names you dreaded. Now, if you're a black girl, you hope you get a name as sensible as one of those."

Few stepped forward to defend black women—and black women themselves seemed relieved.

"It's so hard to keep coming up with something unique," said Uneeqqi Jenkins, 22, an African-American mother of seven who survives on public assistance. Her children are named Daryl, Q'Antity, Uhlleejsha, Cray-Ig, Fellisittee, Tay'Sh'awn and Day'Shawndra.

Beginning in one week, at least three white people must agree with the name before a black mother can name her child.

"Hopefully we can see a lot more black children with sensible names like Jake and Connor," Cabrera said.

His ruling stemmed from a lawsuit brought by a 13-year-old girl whose mother created her name using Incan hieroglyphics.

"She said it would make me stand out," said the girl, whose name can't be reproduced by The Peoples News' technology. "But it's really just stupid."

The National Association of Elementary School Teachers celebrated Cabrera's decision.

"Oh my God, the first day of school you'd be standing there sweating, looking at the list of names wondering 'How do I pronounce Q'J'Q'Sha.'? " said Joyce Harmon, NAEST spokeswoman. "Is this even English?"

The practice of giving black children outlandish names began in the 1960s, when blacks were getting in touch with their African roots, said historian Corlione Vest. But even he admits it got out of hand.

"I have a niece who's six. I'm embarrassed to say I can't even pronounce her name," said Vest, a professor at Princeton University . "Whenever I want to talk to her, I just wait until she looks at me and then I wave her over."

Cabrera's ruling exempted black men because so few of them are actually involved in their children's lives.





Sad that the focus is on Black women. Parents of from all countries, ethnic groups, color and socio-economic levels have named their children ridiculous names…



Indiana August Affleck - Casey Affleck & Summer Phoenix
Satchel Seamus Allen - Woody Allen & Mia Farrow
Moses Amadeus Allen - Woody Allen & Mia Farrow
Elijah Blue Allman - Cher & Gregg Allman
Lyric Angel - Ashley Parker Angel and Tiffany Lynn
Sosie Ruth Bacon - Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick

Zowie Bowie - David & Angela Bowie

Seven Sirius Benjamin - Andre Benjamin & Eryka Badu

Ocean Alexander Whitaker - Forest Whitaker & Raye Dowell
Elettra-Ingrid Wiedemann - Isabella Rossellini & Jonathan Wiedemann
Rumer Glenn Willis - Bruce Willis & Demi Moore
Scout LaRue Willis - Bruce Willis & Demi Moore
Tallulah Belle Willis - Bruce Willis & Demi Moore
Diva Muffin Zappa - Frank & Gail Zappa
Moon Unit Zappa - Frank & Gail Zappa





There are many, many more.

chldfknungrnd764
03-20-2008, 05:07 PM
Kids gotta grow up and get jobs with those names.:frown:

DaveR
03-20-2008, 05:09 PM
... Clitoria ...
:rofl5:... if she turns out to be a large women, I can see her nickname being "Big Clit"

u.d.p.
03-20-2008, 05:19 PM
This board is on a roll today :rofl5:

djdub63
03-20-2008, 05:23 PM
:rofl5:... if she turns out to be a large women, I can see her nickname being "Big Clit"
:lol:

DaveR
03-20-2008, 05:24 PM
BTW - is this a real story? ... even if not, it was funny :rofl:

Armento
03-20-2008, 05:26 PM
"It's so hard to keep coming up with something unique," said Uneeqqi Jenkins, 22, an African-American mother of seven who survives on public assistance. Her children are named Daryl, Q'Antity, Uhlleejsha, Cray-Ig, Fellisittee, Tay'Sh'awn and Day'Shawndra.

Beginning in one week, at least three white people must agree with the name before a black mother can name her child.



hahahahahahahahaha

u.d.p.
03-20-2008, 05:34 PM
BTW - is this a real story? ... even if not, it was funny :rofl:

Not sure a friend sent it to me but this sh!t is funny & if it's true sad @ the same time

Edith A. Giles
03-20-2008, 05:47 PM
Never a dull moment on the DHP :jpshakehead:....

LadyA. Acacia
03-20-2008, 05:58 PM
kirobi innabasi pinto
kufre ekpo
ememabasi
charVonne

DaveR
03-20-2008, 06:07 PM
Not sure a friend sent it to me but this sh!t is funny & if it's true sad @ the same time
It ain't real :rofl:

u.d.p.
03-20-2008, 06:15 PM
Yes it's real http://thepeoplesnews.wordpress.com/2008/03/02/federal-judge-enough-with-the-stupid-names/

Chris Conrad
03-20-2008, 06:18 PM
Yes it's real http://thepeoplesnews.wordpress.com/2008/03/02/federal-judge-enough-with-the-stupid-names/

read the bottom of the story:

"Note: This article is satire, brought to you by the creative minds at The Peoples News. It’s not real, but we hope it made you think."

Chris Conrad
03-20-2008, 06:18 PM
what's even more hilarious is if you google the story, which links back to no credible source because its fake, people are discussing it on forums and blogs like its real...

DaveR
03-20-2008, 06:21 PM
read the bottom of the story:

"Note: This article is satire, brought to you by the creative minds at The Peoples News. It’s not real, but we hope it made you think."



don't even have to get to the bottom ... this line in the story should tip you off

"Cabrera's ruling exempted black men because so few of them are actually involved in their children's lives."

u.d.p.
03-20-2008, 06:21 PM
read the bottom of the story:

"Note: This article is satire, brought to you by the creative minds at The Peoples News. It’s not real, but we hope it made you think."




Thanks I gotta laugh @ myself for over looking that

Chris Conrad
03-20-2008, 06:22 PM
don't even have to get to the bottom ... this line in the story should tip you off

"Cabrera's ruling exempted black men because so few of them are actually involved in their children's lives."

didn't sound right when i read it, so i searched it on the news sites, then when i sad the link to the blog itself i saw that thing on the bottom...

Armento
03-20-2008, 07:10 PM
This proved the fakeness to me




"It's so hard to keep coming up with something unique," said Uneeqqi Jenkins, 22, an African-American mother of seven who survives on public assistance. Her children are named Daryl, Q'Antity, Uhlleejsha, Cray-Ig, Fellisittee, Tay'Sh'awn and Day'Shawndra.

Beginning in one week, at least three white people must agree with the name before a black mother can name her child.




LOL @ Daryl... what a goofy name

mjoseph
03-20-2008, 07:49 PM
"I am simply tired of these ridiculous names black women are giving their children," said U.S. Federal Judge Ryan Cabrera before rendering his decision. "Someone had to put a stop to it."


he's lucky he ain't in sri lanka :jpshakehead:

DJ Loka
03-20-2008, 08:04 PM
http://thepeoplesnews.wordpress. com/2008/ 03/02/federal- judge-enough- with-the- stupid-names/
After Judge Cabrera's historic ruling, little Clitoria Jackson will likely undergo a name change.
( DETROIT ) In a decision that's expected to send shockwaves through the African-American community—and yet, give much relief to teachers everywhere—a federal judge ruled today that black women no longer have independent naming rights for their children. Too many black children—and many adults—bear names that border on not even being words, he said.

"I am simply tired of these ridiculous names black women are giving their children," said U.S. Federal Judge Ryan Cabrera before rendering his decision. "Someone had to put a stop to it."

The rule applies to all black women, but Cabrera singled out impoverished mothers.

"They are the worst perpetrators, " he said. "They put in apostrophes where none are needed. They think a 'Q' is a must. There was a time when Shaniqua and Tawanda were names you dreaded. Now, if you're a black girl, you hope you get a name as sensible as one of those."

Few stepped forward to defend black women—and black women themselves seemed relieved.

"It's so hard to keep coming up with something unique," said Uneeqqi Jenkins, 22, an African-American mother of seven who survives on public assistance. Her children are named Daryl, Q'Antity, Uhlleejsha, Cray-Ig, Fellisittee, Tay'Sh'awn and Day'Shawndra.

Beginning in one week, at least three white people must agree with the name before a black mother can name her child.

"Hopefully we can see a lot more black children with sensible names like Jake and Connor," Cabrera said.

His ruling stemmed from a lawsuit brought by a 13-year-old girl whose mother created her name using Incan hieroglyphics.

"She said it would make me stand out," said the girl, whose name can't be reproduced by The Peoples News' technology. "But it's really just stupid."

The National Association of Elementary School Teachers celebrated Cabrera's decision.

"Oh my God, the first day of school you'd be standing there sweating, looking at the list of names wondering 'How do I pronounce Q'J'Q'Sha.'? " said Joyce Harmon, NAEST spokeswoman. "Is this even English?"

The practice of giving black children outlandish names began in the 1960s, when blacks were getting in touch with their African roots, said historian Corlione Vest. But even he admits it got out of hand.

"I have a niece who's six. I'm embarrassed to say I can't even pronounce her name," said Vest, a professor at Princeton University . "Whenever I want to talk to her, I just wait until she looks at me and then I wave her over."

Cabrera's ruling exempted black men because so few of them are actually involved in their children's lives.





Sad that the focus is on Black women. Parents of from all countries, ethnic groups, color and socio-economic levels have named their children ridiculous names…



Indiana August Affleck - Casey Affleck & Summer Phoenix
Satchel Seamus Allen - Woody Allen & Mia Farrow
Moses Amadeus Allen - Woody Allen & Mia Farrow
Elijah Blue Allman - Cher & Gregg Allman
Lyric Angel - Ashley Parker Angel and Tiffany Lynn
Sosie Ruth Bacon - Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick

Zowie Bowie - David & Angela Bowie

Seven Sirius Benjamin - Andre Benjamin & Eryka Badu

Ocean Alexander Whitaker - Forest Whitaker & Raye Dowell
Elettra-Ingrid Wiedemann - Isabella Rossellini & Jonathan Wiedemann
Rumer Glenn Willis - Bruce Willis & Demi Moore
Scout LaRue Willis - Bruce Willis & Demi Moore
Tallulah Belle Willis - Bruce Willis & Demi Moore
Diva Muffin Zappa - Frank & Gail Zappa
Moon Unit Zappa - Frank & Gail Zappa





There are many, many more.


if you really believe this, i suggest you and mother diva submit a tv treatment to mtv.