I think im gonna die,my mom just used the term bootie call!

[Phyllis Hyman Cherry]

Somebody give me some bleach and long island ice tea mixed together now please...Yuck-a-roo!

I say to her im going on out tonight at around 1am,she goes what are you going on a booty call or something.I cant have sex for five years now,im traumatized!!!!

[AD]

so you're saying you're not going out for a booty call?

[Phyllis Hyman Cherry]

Im going to the club bro!I aint even thinking about sex tonight,but even if i was i coulnt perform after hearing my mom say Booty call yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AD]

she might be disappointed in you. better score some tonight. :smokin:

[Phyllis Hyman Cherry]

she might be disappointed in you. better score some tonight. :smokin:

Hahaha.Not interested in sex yo boringggggggggggggg!

[AD]

Hahaha.Not interested in sex yo boringggggggggggggg!

stop jerking it and the interest will come back.

[LadyA. Acacia]

one time i went into my parents room and found an economy size bottle of KY gel on they dresser. i was shocked as all hell. i thought they quit humpin after i was conceived.

[ProvocativeElement]

imagine my horror at finding a box of condoms in my grandmother purse! don't matter that the box was unopened . . . they were there


(((please, for the love of God, no GitItGranny.com jokes or I'll throw up in my mouth :mecry:)))

[Phyllis Hyman Cherry]

stop jerking it and the interest will come back.

LOL.So much easier than having to deal with the bullshit of a relationship.Either you want to get serious and they dont,or they want to get serious and you dont.There is no middle ground nowadays.Also alot of gay men want to play the bitch in the relationship.I aint feeling that,i want to be treated like i moved in a cell with bubba,agressiveness has gone out of the window lol.

[Phyllis Hyman Cherry]

imagine my horror at finding a box of condoms in my grandmother purse! don't matter that the box was unopened . . . they were there


(((please, for the love of God, no GitItGranny.com jokes or I'll throw up in my mouth :mecry:)))



Oh shit!!!!!!!!

[panklady]

*fingers crossed* @ Silky's mom's comment *jumping back from computer*

[House Music Aficionado]

....

That's nuthin'..... my fiancé's little 13 year old sister used the words "cunnilingus & anilingus" the other day....


I'll wait till she turns 18.... I'll push for a threesome encounter.

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[Edith A. Giles]

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That's nuthin'..... my fiancé's little 13 year old sister used the words "cunnilingus & anilingus" the other day....


I'll wait till she turns 18.... I'll push for a threesome encounter.

....

You's a perv.

[House Music Aficionado]

You's a perv.


Me plus every single straight man out there. :biggrin:

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[Edith A. Giles]

Me plus every single straight man out there. :biggrin:

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:jpshakehead:

[Myron]

You's a perv.

At least he didn't say a friend of his fiance. :)

[Edith A. Giles]

At least he didn't say a friend of his fiance. :)

I know right.....

[House Music Aficionado]

My wholehearted-apologies to Phyllis for the thread-jacking…. :biggrin:



Edith: You, kind Madam, are in a self-delusional denial. Every woman knows that 99.99999% of men out there are pervs ---- just that some are discrete about it, and some are candid (like me).


I would say “openness” about being a perv is a good thing, in fact. When I meet a chick, I make it abundantly clear from right start by informing her: “I am a bona fide freak and an accredited pervert”.


Some chicks think I’m being silly; others come to full realization when I spread their butt cheeks and muff dive my face licking their anal cavities and tongue pleasing theirmosit wet succulent clitoris. And most chicks enjoy the physical company and intimacy of a pervert, while in bed or otherwise.


Once, I got a Valentine’s card that read: “Roses are red, violets are blue; there’s nuthin’ more fun than a perv like you!” :wink:


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[SuzanneT]

My wholehearted-apologies to Phyllis for the thread-jacking…. :biggrin:



Edith: You, kind Madam, are in a self-delusional denial. Every woman knows that 99.99999% of men out there are pervs ---- just that some are discrete about it, and some are candid (like me).


I would say “openness” about being a perv is a good thing, in fact. When I meet a chick, I make it abundantly clear from right start by informing her: “I am a bona fide freak and an accredited pervert”.


Some chicks think I’m being silly; others come to full realization when I spread their butt cheeks and muff dive my face licking their anal cavities and tongue pleasing theirmosit wet succulent clitoris. And most chicks enjoy the physical company and intimacy of a pervert, while in bed or otherwise.


Once, I got a Valentine’s card that read: “Roses are red, violets are blue; there’s nuthin’ more fun than a perv like you!” :wink:


....
But you can't imagine having anal sex with your fiance' :icon_rofl:
Oh the hypocrisy!




Silky, your mom sounds hip and sounds like she's bringing yours and her relationship to a more adult mother/son relationship. Way cool :thumbsup:

[House Music Aficionado]

But you can't imagine having anal sex with your fiance' :icon_rofl:
Oh the hypocrisy!


Not that again, Suzanne my darling.... Let's not go there. :biggrin:


To be entirely honest, I'm not big on anal all that much. It's one of those things like a threesome for instance, once you've done it, the fascination is done and over with.


Back when I had turned 30, my then-gf gave me a "Ménage à trois" for my birthday gift, but sadly, that cost me my long-time relationship too. (ie: after the session, she would always throw that at my face during fights and our relationship went downhill thenon). And also, having her best friend as the 3rd party participant complicated things thereafter as well.


Anyways, no hypocrisy here my love. I've had my anal pleasures with women, and I'm not hell-bent on doing it again, unless of course you are volunteering in which case we surely can arrange an encounter.... :wink:

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[silverbull]

....

That's nuthin'..... my fiancé's little 13 year old sister used the words "cunnilingus & anilingus" the other day....


I'll wait till she turns 18.... I'll push for a threesome encounter.

....

awesome lol:rofl5:

[MadMixer]

But you can't imagine having anal sex with your fiance' :icon_rofl:
Oh the hypocrisy!




Silky, your mom sounds hip and sounds like she's bringing yours and her relationship to a more adult mother/son relationship. Way cool :thumbsup:

Im hip....especially if she enjoys scotch :grinyes:

[DaBownca]

Always thought you'd make a cute girl Silky ...your Mom look like you? How old is she? She like pudding?