When you sexually assault three girls...

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...and it doesn't work out for you, go for some cows (literally). You gotta get your nuts off one way or another, right?

http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/26/2008/04/14/175x131/Meliarobert.JPG
Moorestown Patrolman Robert Melia of Moorestown was arrested without incident on April 12 and charged with aggravated sexual assault of three juvenile females.

N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows

Previously Charged With Sexual Assault On 3 Girls

MOORESTOWN (CBS 3) ― More charges have been filed against a Burlington County police officer who was recently charged with sexually assaulting three girls.

Authorities announced Moorestown Officer Robert Melia Jr., 38, has been charged with four counts of animal cruelty after allegedly engaging in sex acts with cows between June and December of 2006.

Melia and his former girlfriend, Heather Lewis were previously charged with three counts of aggravated sexual assault and one count of criminal sexual contact with three girls in his Pemberton home from 2003 until 2006.

Melia is being held on $510,000 bail.

http://cbs3.com/topstories/officer.robert.melia.2.706410.html

[S&S]

he gets 3 MOO's

http://www.fsl.orst.edu/sdmg/images/world_cow.jpg

[Martin Red]

http://www.catswithnoname.net/got%20milk%20%20funny_ph.jpg

[Suspended]

Oh Martin, that just looks WRONG! So, so sick :jpshakehead: :rofl:

[Martin Red]

Oh Martin, that just looks WRONG! So, so sick :jpshakehead: :rofl:


LOL


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/cats_milk.jpg

[SuzanneT]

http://www.catswithnoname.net/got%20milk%20%20funny_ph.jpg
I can not believe I laughed so hard at this! You NASSSSSTY MARTIN! :icon_rofl:

[panklady]

A few songs that he played to get him in the 'moooood'...

Hey Diddle Diddle...
The cat 'n the fiddle...
The COW jumped over the moon (Wouldn't you?)
The little dog laughed to see such a sight
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

Well, we mmmmmmoooooooovin' on up....
to the Eas Side to the delux apartment in the skyy-eyee
Mooovin' on up...

You're once
Twice
Three times a lady...
I love you...(serenading the cow)

We ain't stopping
Keep on rocking
Until the cops come knock, knock, knocking
Until 5-0
Smash in the door
We are staying on the dance floor

I like to Moooove It, Moooooove It (cheesy music)

[SuzanneT]

A few songs that he played to get him in the 'moooood'...

Hey Diddle Diddle...
The cat 'n the fiddle...
The COW jumped over the moon (Wouldn't you?)
The little dog laughed to see such a sight
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

Well, we mmmmmmoooooooovin' on up....
to the Eas Side to the delux apartment in the skyy-eyee
Mooovin' on up...

You're once
Twice
Three times a lady...
I love you...(serenading the cow)

We ain't stopping
Keep on rocking
Until the cops come knock, knock, knocking
Until 5-0
Smash in the door
We are staying on the dance floor

I like to Moooove It, Moooooove It (cheesy music)
Go sitchore ass in the corner!

[panklady]

Go sitchore ass in the corner!


I'm just sayin' though...he was mooovveed...