HEY GRITS

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

I miss talking about yo momma!

[Jamie 3:26]

I thought about yo momma last nite.I was at the gas station and needed my windows cleaned.I forgot she's off on Sundays...

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Yo momma so triflin, she use the toilet brush as a back scratcher.

[Jamie 3:26]

Yo Momma so black,she pees oil...

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Yo momma use her ironing board as a buffet table.

[Ronnie Ron]

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[JamesNelson]

yall killin me... whats up 326

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

The Halloween pumpkin on my porch got more teeth than yo momma.

[Jamie 3:26]

Yo Momma can't even cut a apple with her snaggle toothed ass.She just leaves scratches....

[DaveR]

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Yo momma got a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

[ November 17, 2003, 12:34 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]

[Jamie 3:26]

Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
Yo momma got a complete set of salad bowls and hey all say "Cool Whip" on the side. Just like yo Momma's crystal glass sets...they all say Smucker's...

[DaveR]

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind

[beaniboy67]

Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
Yo momma use her ironing board as a buffet table. graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif
that was a good one.

i wouldnt take that jamie :D

[fred da warrior]

haahahah

I see both of y'all have been working in the lab.... graemlins/rofl.gif

[DLow]

Originally posted by DaveR:
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/rofl.gif

[Jamie 3:26]

Yo Momma's breath is so stank,she sets off smoke detectors when she yarns.

Yo Momma's so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and started singin "I've Got The Power"!

Yo Momma makes salt and pepper shakers out of old egg shells..

Yo Momma's big ass rode on the carosel at the carnival and the horse limped for a week.

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Yo momma so broke y'all gotta go outside to get something from the fridge.

[So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)]

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YO' MAMA SO STUPID THAT SHE THOUGH "BLUESHIELD" WAS HER CAR INSURANCE COMPANY, TALKIN 'BOUT; "i just saved alot of money by switchin' to GEICO!!"

[So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)]

WAIT-WAIT!!!!! YO' MAMA SOOO DUMB, I TOLD HER THAT I HAD A "PALM PILOT" AND HER DUMB-ASSED ASKED ME "WHEN THEY LET PALM TREES FLY AIRPLANES???' icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Somebody hollered "Hoe Down" and yo momma hit the floor.

[So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)]

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HOW YOU ALWAY CATCH ME WHILE I IN A LIBRARY TRYIN NOT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD!?!?

"SOMEBODY TOLD YO MAMA TO "KEEP A COOL HEAD", AND SHE WENT AND STUCK HER HEAD IN THE FREEZER!!!"

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Quad you know I love you man, but you gotta get cho ass outta here with those corny jokes.

You too dave! icon_rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif

[DaveR]

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

[So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)]

YOU KNOW YOU LAUGHIN YO ASS OFF!!!!1 graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/lol.gif graemlins/lol.gif

[DaveR]

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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
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[Jamie 3:26]

Yo Momma got mad at me when I blew that match out..."Why you cut the damn heat off??"

Yo Momma stores food in her jaws like a damn squirrel.

Yo Momma ain't nowhere to be found because she's a damn bear.Her ass is hibernating in the dan ryan woods...

Yo Momma so short,when she sneezes,she hits here head on the floor.

Yo Momma got summer teeth....summer them are in her pocket,summer in her mouth.

Yo Momma is just like the stars...she only comes out at nite...

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Jack Daniel's makes yo momma's "most important person" list.

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Originally posted by DJ QUAD:
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HOW YOU ALWAY CATCH ME WHILE I IN A LIBRARY TRYIN NOT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD!?!?

"SOMEBODY TOLD YO MAMA TO "KEEP A COOL HEAD", AND SHE WENT AND STUCK HER HEAD IN THE FREEZER!!!" I'll give you a chuckle for this one icon_rofl.gif

[So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)]

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.

Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.

Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Yo momma so dumb she stared at a can of orange juice cuz it said concentrate.

[Jamie 3:26]

Yo Momma so dumb,she went looking for Meow Mix on DHP.

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

You momma so horny she asked her Preacher "How's It Hangin?"

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Hey grits, yo momma so country somebody told her she had something stuck in her teeth, so she took them out to see what it was graemlins/rofl.gif

[ November 17, 2003, 01:58 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]

[So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)]

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[Ronnie Ron]

Originally posted by Big Sexy:
Yo Momma's breath is so stank,she sets off smoke detectors when she yarns.

Yo Momma's so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and started singin "I've Got The Power"!

Yo Momma makes salt and pepper shakers out of old egg shells..

Yo Momma's big ass rode on the carosel at the carnival and the horse limped for a week. This shit is so damn funny!!!! bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!! icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif

[Ronnie Ron]

Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
Yo momma so dumb she stared at a can of orange juice cuz it said concentrate. graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif

[alex zen]

Originally posted by RonnieRon:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
Yo momma so dumb she stared at a can of orange juice cuz it said concentrate. graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]clear winner

[DOTSmusic]

Originally posted by RonnieRon:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
Yo momma so dumb she stared at a can of orange juice cuz it said concentrate. graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]wooo! ya'll are killin me.
i laughed out loud numerous times.

[AD]

Originally posted by Big Sexy:
Yo Momma can't even cut a apple with her snaggle toothed ass.She just leaves scratches.... graemlins/rofl5.gif

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Yo momma so dumb she think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. graemlins/tongueout.gif

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Ok a friend of mine just told this one, tell me if you like it or not...here goes.

Yo momma so fat she used the table cloth to patch holes in her jeans.

ok, don't all laugh at once. He's gonna get me.

[DJ Rated M]

Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
Yo momma so dumb she stared at a can of orange juice cuz it said concentrate. graemlins/rofl5.gif

[Jamie 3:26]

Yo Momma so srtong,she chews rocks and blows bubbles.

Yo Momma so funky,she makes onions cry.

Yo Momma uses Armor All for lotion.

Yo Momma got so many teeth missing,her grill looks like a piano.

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Yo momma teeth so big they look like Tiger Woods teeth.

Yo momma teeth so big they look like piano keys.

[DLow]

yo mama so dark that when she opened her eyes I thought the train was comin.

[So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)]

yo mamma so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Yo mama's so stupid, she waited a t the stop sign till it said go!

yo momma so stupid she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order.

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

I see you've been the lab Quad

[Brut by Faberge]

Originally posted by Derrick:
yo mama so dark that when she opened her eyes I thought the train was comin. Yo mama so dark, when she lotions her legs it looks like she wearin leather pants.

Yo mama so cross eyed, she can see around corners.

[DLow]

Ya mamma so short she can play handball off the curb.

Yo mamma only got one leg and talkin about she runnin things.

[Brut by Faberge]

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yo mama so short she gotta look up to see down.

yo mama so bald you can see what's on her mind.

[So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)]

Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
I see you've been the lab Quad biggrinangel.gif :D

[Jamie 3:26]

This one is dedicated to Dee-Dee's Momma...

Yo Momma is so bald headed,she don't have braids,she has stitches.

Yo Momma is so bald headed,she rolls her hair up with needles.

Yo Momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo Momma so skinny,her nipples are on her back.

Yo Momma is so hairy,you got rugburns when you were born.

Yo Momma is so hairy,her titties look like coconuts.

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Jamie, Yo momma so po, she use Newspaper to wipe her ass..

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Hey Jamie, remember we do freestyle, not that old shit that everybody know's.

[Jamie 3:26]

Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
Hey Jamie, remember we do freestyle, not that old shit that everybody know's. Just like the classic orange juice one...right.

[Jamie 3:26]

Yo Momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Yo momma so dumb she thought the Una-bomber was a wrestler.

[Jamie 3:26]

Yo Momma so dumb,she went on Soul Train and asked for a transfer.

Yo Momma has a part time job at the zoo,she fills in for sick animals.

Yo Momma has 123 teeth.One in her mouth..and 2 or 3 in her purse.

Yo Momma wears a concrete wig and sewer cap earrings.

Yo Momma got arrested for impersonating a human.

[DLow]

Originally posted by Big Sexy:
Yo Momma wears a concrete wig and sewer cap earrings.oh shit... graemlins/rofl.gif

[Brut by Faberge]

Originally posted by Big Sexy:
Yo Momma has a part time job at the zoo,she fills in for sick animals.that's real graemlins/rofl.gif

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

All of yo dumb Dare Devil friends died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch this"

[ November 19, 2003, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: Dee-Dee Sheridan ]

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Yo family so po they couldn't afford to take yo mom to the hospital, so she had you on a pool table at the crib.

[King Vitamin]

yo momma so old she farts ancient chinese secrets