Little David

[mdpm99]

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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[assholes delight]

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[imported_Gman]

You caught me off guard with that one http://deephousepage.com/smilies/lach.gif

[shanequa sanchez]

love it...just made my morning, noon and night!!!now i'm off...to jury duty!!!! smile.gif

[Rainless]

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[upliftdisco365]

You got me. I chuckled out loud at work.

[kweer sounds]

Very funny.
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[kev]

Never a dull moment. Thanks, David :D

[Vincent]

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[mdpm99]

Originally posted by IIBS:
Never a dull moment. Thanks, David :D true!

Happy Holidays,

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[C hristian]

heh


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...if only.

[music]

hey david , this one should get sammy in the holiday spirit. it's very funny.

[mdpm99]

Originally posted by music:
hey david , this one should get sammy in the holiday spirit. it's very funny. smile.gif

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[sammyrock]

Originally posted by music:
hey david , this one should get sammy in the holiday spirit. it's very funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!! yea made me laugh for this moment..now back to decorating this tree for the kids for which I despise.

[Huey P. Freeman]

Originally posted by sammyrock:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by music:
hey david , this one should get sammy in the holiday spirit. it's very funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!! yea made me laugh for this moment..now back to decorating this tree for the kids for which I despise. </font>[/QUOTE]You despise your kids? graemlins/rofl.gif

[U]

good one David icon_rofl.gif

[mdpm99]

Originally posted by U:
good one David icon_rofl.gif Thank U smile.gif

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[ramar]

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At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth, George W. Bush turned to the Queen and said: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."

The Queen replied "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?"

To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush."

George thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied "Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."

Before George W could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."

[mdpm99]

Originally posted by ramar:
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At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth, George W. Bush turned to the Queen and said: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."

The Queen replied "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?"

To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush."

George thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied "Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."

Before George W could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country." smile.gif

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