The secrets to making a good toothpaste sammich...

[Jamie 3:26]

Ask Momma Sheridan.....

If she made toothpaste sammich'e all of the time...why does her teeth look like this....

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[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Jamie let's not talk about yo Big Liver Laping Lip momma.

[Jamie 3:26]

Dee,yo Momma's lips are soooooo big,when she smiles,her eyebrows get wet...

[Jamie 3:26]

Mama Sheridan has a job selling used Toilet seats..."This one has only been in a family of 3..."

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Jamie tell "Soup Coolers" ( yo momma) I said whaz uhh!

[Jamie 3:26]

Yo Mommas lips are so big,she uses them as a turtleneck ....

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Yo momma's teeth so big they look like piano keys.

[Jamie 3:26]

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow,she spits Parkay....

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Yo momma teeth so big she look like Tiger Woods.