What does it mean when a bird poops on you?

[Mr.I]

:conf06: Bird shitted directly on my head this morning when I was walking :cussing: Does that mean "something"?

[jojaujae3]

Yeah, he's got GR8 aim!
:icon_rofl:

[Pang]

yea, you were at the right place at the right time.. .

[S&S]

It means your the shit :mwink:

[OneMasterMixer]

supposed to mean good luck, but the ass that came up with it had shit on his head around his friends or told them.

[panklady]

A bird got me on the knee one day on the way to the office. Guess I was a lucky knee-grow...

[OneMasterMixer]

A bird got me on the knee one day on the way to the office. Guess I was a lucky knee-grow...

Aight hang up the day job yo ass is ready for the comedy circuit cuz you ain't got no sense

:rofl:

[Pete Nice]

The sky is falling.

[Mr.I]

I didn't feel lucky.. that shit was hot, gooey and nasty :madani:

[Long Island Head]

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[mhd]

I didn't feel lucky.. that shit was hot, gooey and nasty :madani:

he got you in the mouth?

[Mr.I]

he got you in the mouth?

NO! :biglaugha:

[Mr.I]

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Damn! :rofl:

[Pete Nice]

You're hot shit?

['Magic' Juan]

Means you need to invest in a hat. Shiny things (such as a bald spot) can attract the bird and make you a target.

Just sayin' ...

[Mr.I]

Means you need to invest in a hat. Shiny things (such as a bald spot) can attract the bird and make you a target.

Just sayin' ...

I aint bald but I was walking under a tree tho

[MadMixer]

I can tell you what it means if you aint washed your hair yet

[mhd]

revenge of the omelettes

[OneMasterMixer]

revenge of the omelettes

Ohh shit!!!!!!

:rofl:

[AD]

maybe he thought your face was a toilet?

[dj c-los]

:conf06: Bird shitted directly on my head this morning when I was walking :cussing: Does that mean "something"?

the top of your head is balding so it looks like a toilet seat from birds eye view.

[D J 1 3 8]

YOU'RE
GOING
TO
DIE

[panklady]

Aight hang up the day job yo ass is ready for the comedy circuit cuz you ain't got no sense

:rofl:

Thank you...OneMasterMixer...I'd love to pay my bills that way...I get to have some drinks, get on stage, & talk ish...and people would pay me. Sign me & my knee-grow up... Maybe I can be like the D-List only better...maybe C++.

[TAC]

Perhaps you should go wash your hair!! No?

[DJ Celeste Alexander]

My mom use to say it meant Good Luck, To Me? It just means you got shitted on!

[panklady]

Perhaps you should go wash your hair!! No?

It's PRODUCT...the mysterious nuevo-classification for ish you put on your body (gel, lotion, etc).

[Huey P. Freeman]

:conf06: Bird shitted directly on my head this morning when I was walking :cussing: Does that mean "something"?Not sure. I've gotten hit twice myself. Once when I was about 7 I was hopping a fence in Washington Park and when I hit the ground on the other side I noticed a bird had got me on my Members Only jacket. I was pissed. The second time happened 3 years ago on my birthday at Disney World(which I let my girl at the time talk me into going). My ex said "let's take a picture with Minnie Mouse". I was like cool. While we were standing in line a bird got me on my right shoulder. Sucked. Sadly that wasn't the worse thing that happened that day. Got stuck on the Small World ride for 2 hours when it broke down. 2 hours of "It's a small world" over and over non stop.

[Huey P. Freeman]

YOU'RE
GOING
TO
DIEDamn! :rofl:

[djboxx]

Fuck what it means...just hope and pray you'll never be looking up if it does happen