ProvocativeElement
06-13-2008, 04:45 PM
Not your average, sappy friendship poem
1 When you are sad -- I will help you get a drink and plot revenge against the sorry person who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got some!
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. Sissy!
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words so you can understand.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask? "Because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
And remember....when life hands you Lemons, get some tequila and salt and call me
1 When you are sad -- I will help you get a drink and plot revenge against the sorry person who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got some!
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. Sissy!
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words so you can understand.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsiness.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask? "Because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
And remember....when life hands you Lemons, get some tequila and salt and call me