Friday
10-11-2003, 10:55 AM
Hope this produces some smiles, there is always the flipside to everything :D
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* Natural High: falling in love
* Natural low: falling off a cliff
* Natural High: Having your 2:00 class cancelled on a beautiful day
* Natural Low: Having your 2:00 class cancelled because it's the Apocalypse.
* High: Watching a child do something for the first time.
* Low: Watching a child flick you off for the first time.
* High: A great idea.
* Low: A great idea that someone stole from you.
* H: A hot shower on a cold morning.
* L: A hot shower if you're a lobster.
* H: A hug.
* L: A sharp stick in the eye.
* H: Tailgating on a warm Sunday afternoon.
* L: Getting pulled over for tailgating.
* H: Hershey Kisses
* L: Hershey squirts
* H: Walking your dog.
* L: Walking your dead dog.
* H: Finishing your laundery.
* L: Finishing having your laundery for dinner.
* H: Falling asleep in the sun on a cool spring day.
* L: Falling asleep in the sun in downtown Detroit.
* H: Taking a drive down a pretty road.
* L: Being dragged behind a car down a pretty road.
* H: Hugging a big teddy bear.
* L: Hugging a big, sweaty sumo wrestler.
* H: Playing miniature golf.
* L: Playing miniature pool.
* H: Catching your favorite TV show.
* L: Realizing you've wasted 2 hours watching your favorite TV show.
* H: Sleeping for more than 8 hours.
* L: Sleeping for more than 10 years and growing a long beard and really long nails and having everyone call you "Rip".
* H: Laughing so hard your face hurts.
* L: Laughing so hard your face contorts and is never the same again.
* H: Orange juice when you're really thirsty.
* L: Orange juice when you just brushed your teeth.
* H: Listening to classical music.
* L: Listening to "Polka, Polka, Polka".
* H: Walking out of your last final.
* L: Being carried out of your last final, catatonic.
* H: Finding out a sweater you like is half price.
* L: Finding out a sweater you like is ugly.
* H: Birthday cakes.
* L: Cow pies.
* H: A walk in the rain.
* L: A walk in the acid rain.
* H: Holding someone you love in front of a fireplace.
* L: Throwing someone you love into a fireplace.
* H: Catching snowflakes on your tongue.
* L: Catching a frozen metal pole on your tongue.
* H: Seeing a shooting star.
* L: Seeing a shooting.
* H: Baked Alaska.
* L: Baked Nebraska.
* H: Raw sienna, burnt umber and periwinkle.
* L: Raw flesh, burnt toast, and Perry Como.
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* Natural High: falling in love
* Natural low: falling off a cliff
* Natural High: Having your 2:00 class cancelled on a beautiful day
* Natural Low: Having your 2:00 class cancelled because it's the Apocalypse.
* High: Watching a child do something for the first time.
* Low: Watching a child flick you off for the first time.
* High: A great idea.
* Low: A great idea that someone stole from you.
* H: A hot shower on a cold morning.
* L: A hot shower if you're a lobster.
* H: A hug.
* L: A sharp stick in the eye.
* H: Tailgating on a warm Sunday afternoon.
* L: Getting pulled over for tailgating.
* H: Hershey Kisses
* L: Hershey squirts
* H: Walking your dog.
* L: Walking your dead dog.
* H: Finishing your laundery.
* L: Finishing having your laundery for dinner.
* H: Falling asleep in the sun on a cool spring day.
* L: Falling asleep in the sun in downtown Detroit.
* H: Taking a drive down a pretty road.
* L: Being dragged behind a car down a pretty road.
* H: Hugging a big teddy bear.
* L: Hugging a big, sweaty sumo wrestler.
* H: Playing miniature golf.
* L: Playing miniature pool.
* H: Catching your favorite TV show.
* L: Realizing you've wasted 2 hours watching your favorite TV show.
* H: Sleeping for more than 8 hours.
* L: Sleeping for more than 10 years and growing a long beard and really long nails and having everyone call you "Rip".
* H: Laughing so hard your face hurts.
* L: Laughing so hard your face contorts and is never the same again.
* H: Orange juice when you're really thirsty.
* L: Orange juice when you just brushed your teeth.
* H: Listening to classical music.
* L: Listening to "Polka, Polka, Polka".
* H: Walking out of your last final.
* L: Being carried out of your last final, catatonic.
* H: Finding out a sweater you like is half price.
* L: Finding out a sweater you like is ugly.
* H: Birthday cakes.
* L: Cow pies.
* H: A walk in the rain.
* L: A walk in the acid rain.
* H: Holding someone you love in front of a fireplace.
* L: Throwing someone you love into a fireplace.
* H: Catching snowflakes on your tongue.
* L: Catching a frozen metal pole on your tongue.
* H: Seeing a shooting star.
* L: Seeing a shooting.
* H: Baked Alaska.
* L: Baked Nebraska.
* H: Raw sienna, burnt umber and periwinkle.
* L: Raw flesh, burnt toast, and Perry Como.