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lola desire
08-19-2003, 09:22 AM
coffee is good and all... but someone has gone too far.

http://www.ambrosiasw.com/news/newsletter/images/kopi_luwak1.jpg

excerpt:
According to local legend, the palm civet, in spite of its categorization as an omnivore, is a fastidiously picky eater. Thus, it is thought that this musky epicure selects only the coffee cherries that are at their very peak of ripeness and savor. (Other foodstuffs selected by the civet at their very peak of ripeness and savor include: insects, palm sap, birds, voles, spiders, squirrels, and frogs.)

As the civet's gustatory interest is strictly in the outer, pulpy portion of the coffee fruit, it allows the commercially viable pit (containing two of what we know as the coffee bean), to pass through its digestive tract physically unscathed, though perhaps somewhat morally cheapened.

Like the common house cat, the civet habitually tends to void its bowels in the same spot every day. Thus, it's the work of but a moment for cheerful coffee plantation workers to run their fingers through the creature's rich, loamy feces and glean the treasures within, which are then washed (thank god for small comforts), roasted, and sold as "the world's finest, and most expensive, coffee," at prices often exceeding $200 per pound.

You read that right. This little creature that locals apparently call "luwak" comes along, eats the berries off of a coffee bush, they pass through its digestive tract -- fermenting all the way -- only to be pooped out the other end, gathered up by locals, and sold to stupid people who are willing to pay for rare coffee beans that have literally been through the wringer. Of course, I could not resist the temptation to be one of these stupid people.


full post on marsupial-poop coffee (http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/forum14/html/000055.html)

[ August 19, 2003, 10:31 AM: Message edited by: lola desire ]

'Magic' Juan
10-01-2003, 01:18 PM
At least next time someone exclaims "this coffee tastes like sh*t," they'll be right.

magic_juan

DLow
10-01-2003, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by Magic Juan:
At least next time someone exclaims "this coffee tastes like sh*t," they'll be right.

magic_juan http://deephousepage.com/smilies/rofl.gif I was about to ask what a bowel bean is.

jimmymack-2000
10-01-2003, 01:41 PM
People in Southeast Asia have been enjoying civet cat coffee for decades. I will try anything at least once, if I have the $$$.

JMJ
10-01-2003, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by jimmymack-2000:
People in Southeast Asia have been enjoying civet cat coffee for decades. I will try anything at least once, if I have the $$$. Today's your lucky day! You can brew my shit for $85/lb. Let me know what you want me to eat in advance......JMJ

jimmymack-2000
10-01-2003, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by JMJ:
Today's your lucky day! You can brew my shit for $85/lb. Let me know what you want me to eat in advance......JMJ Uh, yeah, uh, I'm a little broke right now. Real sorry, man! icon_rofl.gif

Brut by Faberge
10-01-2003, 03:05 PM
Isn't SARS commonly carried by civets? http://deephousepage.com/smilies/wtf.gif

I'll try anything once, too, but I'm not drinking shit juice ever!

Brian
10-01-2003, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by Derrick:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Magic Juan:
At least next time someone exclaims "this coffee tastes like sh*t," they'll be right.

magic_juan http://deephousepage.com/smilies/rofl.gif I was about to ask what a bowel bean is. </font>[/QUOTE]i just thought that was a reference to the fact that coffee has a tendency to make people visit the toilet smile.gif