Ways to get the most replies in your thread...

[BHouse]

Begin...

[TAC]

End...

[BHouse]

End...

:lol:

[Sharp Eye Washington]

Larry Levan vs Ron Hardy

[wiz247]

T M B

[BHouse]

Piss off DG...

[Mack-Williams]

Go against Obama.
Say God Created everything in 7 days.

[AD]

"house music is dead or dying"

it works like a charm.

[S&S]

1. Ask for help fm an apartment fire
2. Diss a club called Zentra in chi
3. TMB is always a winner

[wiz247]

Anything with the disclaimer ((((Not Work Safe))))) :biggrin:

[AD]

talking about how you hate mutha fuggen bill collectors because they're fuckin' up your mood right before going on a really expensive vacation could work too.

[BHouse]

Claim your house burned to ground and post a wish list.

[OneMasterMixer]

"free money if you......"

"I got $10,000 dollars in the mail today"
"The reason I hate...."
"Party with free gifts"
"PS 1 is a....."
"I just saw Larry Levan and..."

[S&S]

1. Start a thread about buying a stolen Mac Book Pro
2. Start a thread about how you were at the paradise garage, but ur age now is only 25yrs old

[BHouse]

Start a thread on behalf of someone that doesn't post on DHP, but lurks...

[OneMasterMixer]

any thread that says House Music Boy on it!!!!

say somethin bad about Jersey or Zanzibar

[S&S]

1. Make a thread dissing the Chosen Few Picnic like Mirage1965 did last yr. Now that was HOUSE!!!

[BHouse]

"Your blends aren't tight enough..."

[OneMasterMixer]

"Why every DJ on the planet can't mix like me..I'm the best"

[Armento]

i mamafuckin word: C Y P H E R

[OneMasterMixer]

Larry Levan vs Ron Hardy

That one alone is good for at least 250 immediate replies

:rofl5::rofl5:

[BHouse]

i mamafuckin word: C Y P H E R

:lach:

[OneMasterMixer]

"you wish you were me"

[liL Ray]

Start a thread on behalf of someone that doesn't post on DHP, but lurks...
then call up other DHP members, who are actually doing work, and ask them to post on said thread.

or is that a Chi-town phenomenom??

[TAB.]

Ask for directions to the best file sharing site.

[BHouse]

ChiTown vs. New York.

[liL Ray]

"you wish you were me"take a number and wait...

not your turn yet.

[liL Ray]

ChiTown Pizza vs. New York Pizza.

FIXED...

and don't forget the "we have the best hotdog"...it's still just only a fucking hot dog!!

[BHouse]

I passed my drug screening...

[BHouse]

FIXED...

and don't forget the "we have the best hotdog"...it's still just only a fucking hot dog!!

See you trying to start a fight... :biggrin:

[liL Ray]

See you trying to start a fight... :biggrin:

teeheeheehee...

[AD]

teeheeheehee...

"i'm almost keeping it real"

teeeeeeeee

[liL Ray]

"i'm almost keeping it real"

teeeeeeeee
classic!!! I got to bring that back...

[Terry James]

Go against Obama.
Say God Created everything in 7 days.

Say Rahaan has tighter blends

[Groove Parlor]

Vinyl vs. CDs/MP3s

[Vinyl Deficit]

Post threads that allows someone to massage their ego.

[OneMasterMixer]

take a number and wait...

not your turn yet.
tee hee

:grinyes:

[SuzanneT]

I failed my drug screening...
FIXED'D :rofl5:

[So easy a protic can do it (QUAD)]

"WHO ARE YOU??"!!!!:rofl5:

[the crackhouse]

"You know you're xxxx when..."
"What are your listenning to right now..?"

Idance

[darrow]

"My boy wants to know...if you happen to be leaning on a hotel room door and then it opens and then you accidentally fall into bed with a couple of naked guys, does that make me...I mean him gay?"

[S&S]

"My boy wants to know...if you happen to be leaning on a hotel room door and then it opens and then you accidentally fall into bed with a couple of naked guys, does that make me...I mean him gay?"

hahahahahaha