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Mack-Williams

05-28-2003, 10:12 AM

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Milwaukee and trying to
make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a
Brewers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Brewers
fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you
raise your hand?" Because I'm not a Brewers fan," she replied. The teacher,
still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Brewers fan, then whom do you
support?" "I'm a Cubs fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well Mary, might you explain why are
you a Cubs fan?" "Because my Mom and Dad are from Chicago and my Mom is a
Cubs
fan and my dad is a Cubs fan, so I'm a Cubs fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for
you to be a Cubs fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the
time. What if your Mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a
car
thief, what would you be then?"

Mary said, "I'd be a White Sox fan."

JMJ

05-28-2003, 10:15 AM

Now THAT was a good joke!! Go Cubs!!....JMJ graemlins/rofl.gif

ChiJAM

05-28-2003, 10:16 AM

Cubs fan for life...

ChiJAM

05-28-2003, 10:27 AM

Cubs lick it! It's all about the Dodger Blue. graemlins/cool_shades.gif
http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/images/masthead/la_logo_primary.gif

El Mayimbe

05-28-2003, 10:28 AM

yeah yeah yeah thats why your stadiums will never have a World Series FLAG! hail.gif hail.gif hail.gif http://www.thenorthwest.com/image_pillow/yankees.gif

05-28-2003, 10:34 AM

Originally posted by EL MAYIMBE:
yeah yeah yeah thats why your stadiums will never have a World Series FLAG! hail.gif hail.gif hail.gif http://www.thenorthwest.com/image_pillow/yankees.gif Yankees lick it even more! I have more respect for the Brewers and the Devil Rays than the Yanks. That team is full of bombers and no hitters (except for Jeter). Way too much arrogance on that team.

JMJ

05-28-2003, 10:36 AM

Originally posted by Albert D.:
Cubs lick it! It's all about the Dodger Blue. graemlins/cool_shades.gif
http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/images/masthead/la_logo_primary.gif Dodger Blue = Dodgers Blow!!.....JMJ graemlins/tongueout.gif

05-28-2003, 10:39 AM

BTW, the Dodgers have 5 world championships (6 if you include Brooklyn), so I'm not sure where you got your info about us not having any.

05-28-2003, 10:39 AM

Originally posted by JMJ:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert D.:
Cubs lick it! It's all about the Dodger Blue. graemlins/cool_shades.gif
http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/images/masthead/la_logo_primary.gif Dodger Blue = Dodgers Blow!!.....JMJ graemlins/tongueout.gif [/QUOTE]Blow on this...AD graemlins/rofl.gif

El Mayimbe

05-28-2003, 10:42 AM

Originally posted by Albert D.:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by EL MAYIMBE:
yeah yeah yeah thats why your stadiums will never have a World Series FLAG! hail.gif hail.gif hail.gif http://www.thenorthwest.com/image_pillow/yankees.gif Yankees lick it even more! I have more respect for the Brewers and the Devil Rays than the Yanks. That team is full of bombers and no hitters (except for Jeter). Way too much arrogance on that team. [/QUOTE]ahhh! I LOVE IT!
the HATE! the HAAAAATE!

Al, bro, lets face REALITY here, the YAnkees have always been a dominate team, maybe not in the 80s, but for the most part DOMINATE, its ok if your not from the worlds greatest city with the worlds greatest baseball team. graemlins/acclaim.gif
*sigh* I feel your pain tsk tsk graemlins/tongueout.gif

Oak Pk, IL's Best Bedroom DJ, serge

05-28-2003, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by EL MAYIMBE:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert D.:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by EL MAYIMBE:
yeah yeah yeah thats why your stadiums will never have a World Series FLAG! hail.gif hail.gif hail.gif http://www.thenorthwest.com/image_pillow/yankees.gif Yankees lick it even more! I have more respect for the Brewers and the Devil Rays than the Yanks. That team is full of bombers and no hitters (except for Jeter). Way too much arrogance on that team. [/QUOTE]ahhh! I LOVE IT!
the HATE! the HAAAAATE!

Al, bro, lets face REALITY here, the YAnkees have always been a dominate team, maybe not in the 80s, but for the most part DOMINATE, its ok if your not from the worlds greatest city with the worlds greatest baseball team. graemlins/acclaim.gif
*sigh* I feel your pain tsk tsk graemlins/tongueout.gif [/QUOTE]The New York Skank-eez glory days are OVAH!

Go Cubs!

DJ Rated M

05-28-2003, 10:46 AM

05-28-2003, 10:48 AM

Originally posted by EL MAYIMBE:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert D.:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by EL MAYIMBE:
yeah yeah yeah thats why your stadiums will never have a World Series FLAG! hail.gif hail.gif hail.gif http://www.thenorthwest.com/image_pillow/yankees.gif Yankees lick it even more! I have more respect for the Brewers and the Devil Rays than the Yanks. That team is full of bombers and no hitters (except for Jeter). Way too much arrogance on that team. [/QUOTE]ahhh! I LOVE IT!
the HATE! the HAAAAATE!

Al, bro, lets face REALITY here, the YAnkees have always been a dominate team, maybe not in the 80s, but for the most part DOMINATE, its ok if your not from the worlds greatest city with the worlds greatest baseball team. graemlins/acclaim.gif
*sigh* I feel your pain tsk tsk graemlins/tongueout.gif [/QUOTE]Keep your pesky baseball team cause with the Dodgers and the Lakers in our town, that makes US the world's greatest city. Can I get an amen for the LA teams? graemlins/acclaim.gif

Mack-Williams

05-28-2003, 10:52 AM

Well the Cubs will be spanking the Yankees ass in about a week.

05-28-2003, 10:52 AM

Originally posted by DJ Rated M:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert D.:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by EL MAYIMBE:
yeah yeah yeah thats why your stadiums will never have a World Series FLAG! hail.gif hail.gif hail.gif http://www.thenorthwest.com/image_pillow/yankees.gif Yankees lick it even more! I have more respect for the Brewers and the Devil Rays than the Yanks. That team is full of bombers and no hitters (except for Jeter). Way too much arrogance on that team. [/QUOTE]don't hate cuz the yanks have the MOST championships of ANY team in sports.... [/QUOTE]They eat dirty caca balls! The Jankees can yank on this. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/jerkit.gif

Lets go Bo Sox! Lets go! Take that division title away from those biznyatches! Big Manny and Pedro will show you Skanks your doom this year.

[ May 28, 2003, 11:52 AM: Message edited by: Albert D. ]

05-28-2003, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Well the Cubs will be spanking the Yankees ass in about a week. Ok, now you're being stupid. As much as I'd like to see that happen, it ain't gonna happen. graemlins/mecry.gif

Oak Pk, IL's Best Bedroom DJ, serge

05-28-2003, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by Albert D.:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Well the Cubs will be spanking the Yankees ass in about a week. Ok, now you're being stupid. As much as I'd like to see that happen, it ain't gonna happen. graemlins/mecry.gif [/QUOTE]Nah. What would be stupid is to think the Dodgers could ever beat the Cubs.

graemlins/tongueout.gif

05-28-2003, 11:18 AM

Originally posted by serge:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert D.:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Well the Cubs will be spanking the Yankees ass in about a week. Ok, now you're being stupid. As much as I'd like to see that happen, it ain't gonna happen. graemlins/mecry.gif [/QUOTE]Nah. What would be stupid is to think the Dodgers could ever beat the Cubs.

graemlins/tongueout.gif [/QUOTE]puhleez! With Brown or Nomo on the mound this year, and Green, The Crime Dog, and Lo Duca to drive in some runs, plus Gagne to seal it up, you guys have no chance to win. Why do you think we gave you guys our trash? Karros and Grudzy. :D

[ May 28, 2003, 12:19 PM: Message edited by: Albert D. ]

Oak Pk, IL's Best Bedroom DJ, serge

05-28-2003, 11:54 AM

Originally posted by Albert D.:
puhleez! With Brown or Nomo on the mound this year, and Green, The Crime Dog, and Lo Duca to drive in some runs, plus Gagne to seal it up, you guys have no chance to win. Why do you think we gave you guys our trash? Karros and Grudzy. :D Naw, man. Naw. Crime Dog shuts down after the All Star break (that's why we gave him to you guys), and LoDuca and Gagne will be shutdown and burned at the plate by Prior and Wood's 95+ mph HEAT.

I got the Cubbies schedule, and it looks like were set to SWEEP the Dodgers in the beginning of August. :eek: :D

[ May 28, 2003, 12:57 PM: Message edited by: serge ]

Mack-Williams

05-28-2003, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by Albert D.:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Well the Cubs will be spanking the Yankees ass in about a week. Ok, now you're being stupid. As much as I'd like to see that happen, it ain't gonna happen. graemlins/mecry.gif [/QUOTE]Not stupid. For one they are playing at Wrigley. 2. Both teams will start at a equal slate because they haven't faced each other before.
3. The Cubs have a better pitching staff.

DJ Rated M

05-28-2003, 12:14 PM

Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Well the Cubs will be spanking the Yankees ass in about a week. graemlins/nono.gif

BS!!!

05-28-2003, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by serge:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert D.:
puhleez! With Brown or Nomo on the mound this year, and Green, The Crime Dog, and Lo Duca to drive in some runs, plus Gagne to seal it up, you guys have no chance to win. Why do you think we gave you guys our trash? Karros and Grudzy. :D Naw, man. Naw. Crime Dog shuts down after the All Star break (that's why we gave him to you guys), and LoDuca and Gagne will be shutdown and burned at the plate by Prior and Wood's 95+ mph HEAT.

I got the Cubbies schedule, and it looks like were set to SWEEP the Dodgers in the beginning of August. :eek: :D [/QUOTE]Ok, I'll give you Prior, but remember he's still a considered to be a rookie. He hasn't even completed one whole season so who knows how he'll be by the end of the season. As far as Wood goes, he's been licking it as of lately and hasn't been the same ol' Wood since a couple of years ago. The only thing you've got going is Slammin' Sammy, but even he hasn't been too consistent this year, and you damn well can't count on Mr. Injury himself, DL Alou.

With Gagne's cheese at your knees, you'll be begging to hit the showers to prevent further embarassment. Oh the humiliation the Cubbies will suffer I tell you, the humiliation. :D

Mack-Williams

05-28-2003, 12:17 PM

Originally posted by Albert D.:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by serge:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert D.:
puhleez! With Brown or Nomo on the mound this year, and Green, The Crime Dog, and Lo Duca to drive in some runs, plus Gagne to seal it up, you guys have no chance to win. Why do you think we gave you guys our trash? Karros and Grudzy. :D Naw, man. Naw. Crime Dog shuts down after the All Star break (that's why we gave him to you guys), and LoDuca and Gagne will be shutdown and burned at the plate by Prior and Wood's 95+ mph HEAT.

I got the Cubbies schedule, and it looks like were set to SWEEP the Dodgers in the beginning of August. :eek: :D [/QUOTE]Ok, I'll give you Prior, but remember he's still a considered to be a rookie. He hasn't even completed one whole season so who knows how he'll be by the end of the season. As far as Wood goes, he's been licking it as of lately and hasn't been the same ol' Wood since a couple of years ago. The only thing you've got going is Slammin' Sammy, but even he hasn't been too consistent this year, and you damn well can't count on Mr. Injury himself, DL Alou.

With Gagne's cheese at your knees, you'll be begging to hit the showers to prevent further embarassment. Oh the humiliation the Cubbies will suffer I tell you, the humiliation. :D [/QUOTE]You forgot um Alou and Patterson, Choi. Dusty Baker.

05-28-2003, 12:32 PM

Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert D.:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Well the Cubs will be spanking the Yankees ass in about a week. Ok, now you're being stupid. As much as I'd like to see that happen, it ain't gonna happen. graemlins/mecry.gif [/QUOTE]Not stupid. For one they are playing at Wrigley. 2. Both teams will start at a equal slate because they haven't faced each other before.
3. The Cubs have a better pitching staff. [/QUOTE]Ok, you had me going with #1 and #2, but now you're really being stupid with #3. You really think the Cubbies have a better pitching staff than the Yankees? Ok, lets break it down...

Mussina vs. Prior = Yankees win (top notch pitching and better run support)

Clemens vs. Wood = Yankees win (top notch pitching and better run support)

Wells vs. Clement = Yankees win (maybe Clement gets lucky, but that's doubtful)

Pettitte vs. Zambrano = Yankees win (Pettitte has more experience and better run support)

Weaver vs. Estes = Could go either way, but Yankess have better run support, so they get the W.

Rivera vs. Borowski = Yankees get the save (Mariano and his cutter fastball is still better than most closers in the league)

You cannot compare the pitching staffs on this one. The Yanks, as much as I hate 'em is a team that I wouldn't bet against. graemlins/nono.gif

05-28-2003, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert D.:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by serge:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert D.:
puhleez! With Brown or Nomo on the mound this year, and Green, The Crime Dog, and Lo Duca to drive in some runs, plus Gagne to seal it up, you guys have no chance to win. Why do you think we gave you guys our trash? Karros and Grudzy. :D Naw, man. Naw. Crime Dog shuts down after the All Star break (that's why we gave him to you guys), and LoDuca and Gagne will be shutdown and burned at the plate by Prior and Wood's 95+ mph HEAT.

I got the Cubbies schedule, and it looks like were set to SWEEP the Dodgers in the beginning of August. :eek: :D [/QUOTE]Ok, I'll give you Prior, but remember he's still a considered to be a rookie. He hasn't even completed one whole season so who knows how he'll be by the end of the season. As far as Wood goes, he's been licking it as of lately and hasn't been the same ol' Wood since a couple of years ago. The only thing you've got going is Slammin' Sammy, but even he hasn't been too consistent this year, and you damn well can't count on Mr. Injury himself, DL Alou.

With Gagne's cheese at your knees, you'll be begging to hit the showers to prevent further embarassment. Oh the humiliation the Cubbies will suffer I tell you, the humiliation. :D [/QUOTE]You forgot um Alou and Patterson, Choi. Dusty Baker. [/QUOTE]Choi is a rookie so he's a nobody and Patterson has yet to prove himself to the league. Alou is just another Ken Griffey Jr.--DL 24/7. Dusty Baker is your greatness...Why? Naturally, cause he was a Dodger. graemlins/acclaim.gif

Mack-Williams

05-28-2003, 12:51 PM

Originally posted by Albert D.:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert D.:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Well the Cubs will be spanking the Yankees ass in about a week. Ok, now you're being stupid. As much as I'd like to see that happen, it ain't gonna happen. graemlins/mecry.gif [/QUOTE]Not stupid. For one they are playing at Wrigley. 2. Both teams will start at a equal slate because they haven't faced each other before.
3. The Cubs have a better pitching staff. [/QUOTE]Ok, you had me going with #1 and #2, but now you're really being stupid with #3. You really think the Cubbies have a better pitching staff than the Yankees? Ok, lets break it down...

Mussina vs. Prior = Yankees win (top notch pitching and better run support)

Clemens vs. Wood = Yankees win (top notch pitching and better run support)

Wells vs. Clement = Yankees win (maybe Clement gets lucky, but that's doubtful)

Pettitte vs. Zambrano = Yankees win (Pettitte has more experience and better run support)

Weaver vs. Estes = Could go either way, but Yankess have better run support, so they get the W.

Rivera vs. Borowski = Yankees get the save (Mariano and his cutter fastball is still better than most closers in the league)

You cannot compare the pitching staffs on this one. The Yanks, as much as I hate 'em is a team that I wouldn't bet against. graemlins/nono.gif [/QUOTE]Mussina 2.54 Era 77k
Prior 2.61 Era 75k

Clemans 3.71 Era 76k
Wood 2.78 Era 89K

Wells 3.48 Era 40K
Clement 4.99 Era 49K

Weaver 5.31 Era 40K
Estes 4.88 Era 32k

Rivera 1.93 Era 4 saves
Borowski 1.96 Era 4 saves

Looks pretty even to me. With Giambi not hitting over 250. Yanks really only Got Soriano, Mondesi (who hit 250 last year) and Posada. Williams is hurt. Then you got Jeter who just came back from injury. They had a hot start but you see they are cooling down now.

Looks pretty even to me. Check the stats. graemlins/acclaim.gif

[ May 28, 2003, 01:54 PM: Message edited by: Mack-Williams ]

DJ Rated M

05-28-2003, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert D.:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Albert D.:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Mack-Williams:
Well the Cubs will be spanking the Yankees ass in about a week. Ok, now you're being stupid. As much as I'd like to see that happen, it ain't gonna happen. graemlins/mecry.gif [/QUOTE]Not stupid. For one they are playing at Wrigley. 2. Both teams will start at a equal slate because they haven't faced each other before.
3. The Cubs have a better pitching staff. [/QUOTE]Ok, you had me going with #1 and #2, but now you're really being stupid with #3. You really think the Cubbies have a better pitching staff than the Yankees? Ok, lets break it down...

Mussina vs. Prior = Yankees win (top notch pitching and better run support)

Clemens vs. Wood = Yankees win (top notch pitching and better run support)

Wells vs. Clement = Yankees win (maybe Clement gets lucky, but that's doubtful)

Pettitte vs. Zambrano = Yankees win (Pettitte has more experience and better run support)

Weaver vs. Estes = Could go either way, but Yankess have better run support, so they get the W.

Rivera vs. Borowski = Yankees get the save (Mariano and his cutter fastball is still better than most closers in the league)

You cannot compare the pitching staffs on this one. The Yanks, as much as I hate 'em is a team that I wouldn't bet against. graemlins/nono.gif [/QUOTE]Mussina 2.54 Era 77k
Prior 2.61 Era 75k

Clemans 3.71 Era 76k
Wood 2.78 Era 89K

Wells 3.48 Era 40K
Clement 4.99 Era 49K

Weaver 5.31 Era 40K
Estes 4.88 Era 32k

Rivera 1.93 Era 4 saves
Borowski 1.96 Era 4 saves

Looks pretty even to me. With Giambi not hitting over 250. Yanks really only Got Soriano, Mondesi (who hit 250 last year) and Posada. Williams is hurt. Then you got Jeter who just came back from injury. They had a hot start but you see they are cooling down now.

Looks pretty even to me. Check the stats. graemlins/acclaim.gif [/QUOTE]you're forgetting that Zeile was a national leauger........and will play...........Ventura too....

cubs will go down......