Something everyone should do......

[Jamie 3:26]

WASH YOUR ASS!!!I was walking behind this woman today and she smelled like pure ass.It's a damn shame,especially with all of these feminine personal products on the market. graemlins/puke.gif

[fred da warrior]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
WASH YOUR ASS!!!I was walking behind this woman today and she smelled like pure ass.It's a damn shame,especially with all of these feminine personal products on the market. graemlins/puke.gif Was she wearing a Cubs hat/ jersey?

[Erika R.]

DAYUM..was it that bad!! icon_rofl.gif graemlins/scared.gif graemlins/puke.gif graemlins/rofl.gif

[Jamie 3:26]

Originally posted by fred:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
WASH YOUR ASS!!!I was walking behind this woman today and she smelled like pure ass.It's a damn shame,especially with all of these feminine personal products on the market. graemlins/puke.gif Was she wearing a Cubs hat/ jersey? </font>[/QUOTE]Naw,but her ass smelled like she Played in a damn double header.

[Friday]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
WASH YOUR ASS!!!I was walking behind this woman today and she smelled like pure ass.It's a damn shame,especially with all of these feminine personal products on the market. graemlins/puke.gif oh dear god, hahahahahahaha! icon_rofl.gif

[Rainless]

OMG... icon_rofl.gif Thats Bad!

[And]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
WASH YOUR ASS!!!I was walking behind this woman today and she smelled like pure ass.It's a damn shame,especially with all of these feminine personal products on the market. graemlins/puke.gif graemlins/jpshakehead.gif

Duuude how far was your head from her ass?
Keep your head up.

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[Jamie 3:26]

Originally posted by 6 23:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
WASH YOUR ASS!!!I was walking behind this woman today and she smelled like pure ass.It's a damn shame,especially with all of these feminine personal products on the market. graemlins/puke.gif graemlins/jpshakehead.gif

Duuude how far was your head from her ass?
Keep your head up.

graemlins/tongueout.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Good one.I felt like my head was up her ass the way she lit up the elevator and had a trail of ass-aroma following her after she got off.

[kev]

I seeing another ya mama joke in here somewhere...

[djyoavb]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
WASH YOUR ASS!!!I was walking behind this woman today and she smelled like pure ass.It's a damn shame,especially with all of these feminine personal products on the market. graemlins/puke.gif ewwwwwwwwww. there's a song about that made by Aaron-Carl called wash it
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[Mack-Williams]

She probably let out one on the elevator. A silent but deadly one.

[Friday]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
WASH YOUR ASS!!!I was walking behind this woman today and she smelled like pure ass.It's a damn shame,especially with all of these feminine personal products on the market. graemlins/puke.gif graemlins/jpshakehead.gif

Duuude how far was your head from her ass?
Keep your head up.

graemlins/tongueout.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Good one.I felt like my head was up her ass the way she lit up the elevator and had a trail of ass-aroma following her after she got off. </font>[/QUOTE]That is so hilarious Jamie, I remember last summer, Gene and I were walking down the street, and I hear Gene exclaim "Wow! that guy smells like ass!!" and I was like "Are you sure, it might be the street or something" so we walked behind him and oh heavens it was him!!!!!
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[ October 07, 2003, 04:39 PM: Message edited by: gf ]

[Sam The Man Burns]

graemlins/cussing.gif Damn! This thread stinks! icon_rofl.gif LMBAO!

[Nege]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
WASH YOUR ASS!!!I was walking behind this woman today and she smelled like pure ass.It's a damn shame,especially with all of these feminine personal products on the market. graemlins/puke.gif I know how you feel,
I used to get that in high school all the time,
you can tell when someone doesn't wash their ass.

[Nege]

Originally posted by gf:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 6 23:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
WASH YOUR ASS!!!I was walking behind this woman today and she smelled like pure ass.It's a damn shame,especially with all of these feminine personal products on the market. graemlins/puke.gif graemlins/jpshakehead.gif

Duuude how far was your head from her ass?
Keep your head up.

graemlins/tongueout.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Good one.I felt like my head was up her ass the way she lit up the elevator and had a trail of ass-aroma following her after she got off. </font>[/QUOTE]That is so hilarious Jamie, I remember last summer, Gene and I were walking down the street, and I hear Gene exclaim "Wow! that guy smells like ass!!" and I was like "Are you sure, it might be the street or something" so we walked behind him and oh heavens it was him!!!!!
graemlins/rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]Oh sh** graemlins/rofl.gif
I just saw this one.......

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
WASH YOUR ASS!!!IAfter you tell yo momma that, tell her to WASH HER FEET too!!!

[Jamie 3:26]

Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
WASH YOUR ASS!!!IAfter you tell yo momma that, tell her to WASH HER FEET too!!! </font>[/QUOTE]You tryin' to start sumthin up in hurrr??

[Terri 447]

I think people should just wash in general! I have to breathe through my mouth when I'm on the train or going up the escalator!

Just wake up 15 minutes early and go take a shower!

and while your at it...brush your teeth AND use mouthwash!

[i.be.me]

Originally posted by 6 23:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
WASH YOUR ASS!!!I was walking behind this woman today and she smelled like pure ass.It's a damn shame,especially with all of these feminine personal products on the market. graemlins/puke.gif graemlins/jpshakehead.gif

Duuude how far was your head from her ass?
Keep your head up.

graemlins/tongueout.gif </font>[/QUOTE]icon_rofl.gif graemlins/lol.gif

[kev]

And floss! That's rotting food sitting in between them teefs.

[Terri 447]

Originally posted by IIBS:
And floss! That's rotting food sitting in between them teefs. hey you!! did you get my card? also, look on the morning post...your name came up!

[MC]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
her ass smelled like she Played in a damn double header. icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif

[kev]

Originally posted by Terri 447:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by IIBS:
And floss! That's rotting food sitting in between them teefs. hey you!! did you get my card? also, look on the morning post...your name came up! </font>[/QUOTE]Huh? Card?

[Terri 447]

Originally posted by IIBS:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Terri 447:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by IIBS:
And floss! That's rotting food sitting in between them teefs. hey you!! did you get my card? also, look on the morning post...your name came up! </font>[/QUOTE]Huh? Card? </font>[/QUOTE]I sent you an e-card a couple of days ago! I"ll resend it!

[DJ Keith Porter]

This funny that you post this today.

I was on my way to work this morning riding the # 4 train.
This guy was on sitting to my right and this lady was on my left.
All of a sudden Im smelling alcohol. You know that smell when someone is sweating alcohol out their skin.

Now mind you I was drinking last night so, I thought it might have been me.

I lean to my right..snif snif,,,hhuuummm
I lean to my left.. snif snif,,,hhuuummm
Now I'm thinking it was definatly me..

2 seconds later the woman on my left sighs and out came that acohol smell. I was like dddaaayyyyaammm!
She smelled like she close the bar!

I am glad that I was getting off the next stop..

The train pulls into union square. I go to get off and turn my head and shes right in back of me.
Im thinking she following now.

As I got onto the street I look and she still behind me,, so now i'm scured.. For an entire block she was right behind mah....

Come to find out she works in the same building as I do.
I was like swwooooo Im glad she don't work in my department. graemlins/conf44.gif

graemlins/all_coholic.gif graemlins/all_coholic.gif graemlins/all_coholic.gif

[ October 10, 2003, 11:38 AM: Message edited by: DJ Keith Porter ]

[Terri 447]

Originally posted by DJ Keith Porter:
This funny that you post this today.

I was on my way to work this morning riding the # 4 train.
This guy was on sitting to my right and this lady was on my left.
All of a sudden Im smelling alchol. You know that smell when someone is sweating alchol out their skin.

Now mind you I was drinking last night so, I thought it might have been me.

I lean to my right..snif snif,,,hhuuummm
I lean to my left.. snif snif,,,hhuuummm
Now I'm thinking it was definatly me..

2 seconds later the woman on my left sighs and out can that achol smell. I was like dddaaayyyyaammm!
She smelled like she close the bar!

I am glad that I was getting off the next stop..

The train pulls into union square. I go to get off and turn my head and shes right in back of me.
Im thinking she following now.

As I got onto the street I look and she still behind me,, so now i'm scured.. For an entire block she was right behind mah....

Come to find out she works in the same building as I do.
I was like swwooooo Im glad she don't work in my department. graemlins/conf44.gif

graemlins/all_coholic.gif graemlins/all_coholic.gif graemlins/all_coholic.gif that's funny! i smelled that this morning while i was going up the escalator!!

[LEONARD REMIX RROY]

Originally posted by DJ Keith Porter:
The train pulls into union square. I go to get off and turn my head and shes right in back of me.
Im thinking she following now.

As I got onto the street I look and she still behind me,, so now i'm scured.. For an entire block she was right behind mah....
It could had been worst man, what if you whipped out your cell phone and this happened, click &gt; http://new.wavlist.com/humor/001/911d.wav
graemlins/tongueout.gif icon_rofl.gif

[Koffy Brown]

Originally posted by DJ Keith Porter:
This funny that you post this today.

I was on my way to work this morning riding the # 4 train.
This guy was on sitting to my right and this lady was on my left.
All of a sudden Im smelling alchol. You know that smell when someone is sweating alchol out their skin.

Now mind you I was drinking last night so, I thought it might have been me.

I lean to my right..snif snif,,,hhuuummm
I lean to my left.. snif snif,,,hhuuummm
Now I'm thinking it was definatly me..

2 seconds later the woman on my left sighs and out can that achol smell. I was like dddaaayyyyaammm!
She smelled like she close the bar!

I am glad that I was getting off the next stop..

The train pulls into union square. I go to get off and turn my head and shes right in back of me.
Im thinking she following now.

As I got onto the street I look and she still behind me,, so now i'm scured.. For an entire block she was right behind mah....

Come to find out she works in the same building as I do.
I was like swwooooo Im glad she don't work in my department. graemlins/conf44.gif

graemlins/all_coholic.gif graemlins/all_coholic.gif graemlins/all_coholic.gif HOLLERIN

DON'T BE SCURED....

Jamie....now shyt like that makes absolutely no sense...that's like some of these women at work, you go to the bathroom and graemlins/puke.gif it's like how in DEE HELL do you let your ass rott like that...that's some sick shit...I gag and almost throw up whenever have to go to the rest room and this one particular funk-butt has been in there...the shit is out right gross and there should be a law against funky booty people smelling like they have rotten carcus just hybernating inside their bowels........ mad1.gif graemlins/cussing.gif graemlins/rofl.gif

HAPPY FRIDAY ALL

[DJ Keith Porter]

Originally posted by LEONARD REMIX RROY:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by DJ Keith Porter:
The train pulls into union square. I go to get off and turn my head and shes right in back of me.
Im thinking she following now.

As I got onto the street I look and she still behind me,, so now i'm scured.. For an entire block she was right behind mah....
It could had been worst man, what if you whipped out your cell phone and this happened, click &gt; http://new.wavlist.com/humor/001/911d.wav
graemlins/tongueout.gif icon_rofl.gif </font>[/QUOTE]icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif

Nice!
Im gonna use that sample in my next mix!!
graemlins/respekt.gif

[DISKOQUEEN99]

Originally posted by fred:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
WASH YOUR ASS!!!I was walking behind this woman today and she smelled like pure ass.It's a damn shame,especially with all of these feminine personal products on the market. graemlins/puke.gif Was she wearing a Cubs hat/ jersey? </font>[/QUOTE]Because they did have a chick on the news that said she was wearing the same pair of underwear until the Cubs won. No washing them or anything. She stated she would not take them off. :eek: