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Phyllis Hyman Cherry
07-02-2008, 01:17 PM
After i bathed my skin,i went to put on some keri lotion and it accidentially squirted in my mouth.Now i have lotion breath,its such a nasty feeling when something creamy squirts in your mouth...Yuck-a-roo.

AD
07-02-2008, 01:20 PM
shouldn't you be used to creamy stuff squirting in your mouth by now? i'm jus sayin'.

'Magic' Juan
07-02-2008, 01:21 PM
shouldn't you be used to creamy stuff squirting in your mouth by now? i'm jus sayin'.

:lach:

Phyllis Hyman Cherry
07-02-2008, 01:22 PM
shouldn't you be used to creamy stuff squirting in your mouth by now? i'm jus sayin'.

That shit is nasty.Even when the demon homosexual spirit had me,i never did that.Gross,icky,and nasty.

AD
07-02-2008, 01:25 PM
That shit is nasty.Even when the demon homosexual spirit had me,i never did that.Gross,icky,and nasty.

c'mon, man, you tellin' me you never gulped down some of the man juice? i ain't buyin' that.

Phyllis Hyman Cherry
07-02-2008, 01:28 PM
c'mon, man, you tellin' me you never gulped down some of the man juice? i ain't buyin' that.

No.Not all homosexual suck dick,nor do all homosexual that do suck dick swallow.I never had unprotected sex in my life,if i did engage in those activities it was with a condom.Have you ever performed on a woman and she squirted in your mouth while she was on her period?

I told ya,i dont engage in those activities anymore,i have been saved.I just dont live that type of sinful life anymore.

'Magic' Juan
07-02-2008, 01:30 PM
Have you ever performed on a woman and she squirted in your mouth while she was on her period?



We call that having a Hawaiian Punch.

KBig
07-02-2008, 01:32 PM
That shit is nasty.Even when the demon homosexual spirit had me,i never did that.Gross,icky,and nasty.


huh?

AD
07-02-2008, 01:33 PM
No.Not all homosexual suck dick,nor do all homosexual that do suck dick swallow.I never had unprotected sex in my life,if i did engage in those activities it was with a condom.Have you ever performed on a woman and she squirted in your mouth while she was on her period?

I told ya,i dont engage in those activities anymore,i have been saved.I just dont live that type of sinful life anymore.

if you really never have had unprotected sex then i give you major props. can't say that i've had a chick squirt while aunt flow was visiting. just not my cup of tea.

KBig
07-02-2008, 01:34 PM
wait....

this cant be my HUBBY SILKY...


demon homosexual life.... been saved


oh god, please dont tell me the church got chu?

Imma pray for your soul.... No Not the CHURCH :eek:

AD
07-02-2008, 01:34 PM
We call that having a Hawaiian Punch.

pinche susio!!! :rofl5:

'Magic' Juan
07-02-2008, 01:35 PM
http://i32.tinypic.com/2vv13e1.png

Gay sex demons

Phyllis Hyman Cherry
07-02-2008, 01:37 PM
wait....

this cant be my HUBBY SILKY...


demon homosexual life.... been saved


oh god, please dont tell me the church got chu?

Imma pray for your soul.... No Not the CHURCH :eek:

Kbig i had to rebuke that spirit in the name of.Its not the way i want to live my life.Prophet Banks is helping me work out my issues at Mt Shiloh i have been attending every sunday and feel great like i am being healed physically and emotionally.

Long Island Head
07-02-2008, 01:37 PM
huh?

Huh nuffin, PHC is correct the "Demonic Sprit" must be impede, Fight it!.....



Donnie did:biglaugha:

Phyllis Hyman Cherry
07-02-2008, 01:39 PM
We have to fight,these spirits.The spirit of greed,envy,sexual perversion,and jealously are leading us a stray people.Its not about religion.

VEESTER
07-02-2008, 01:40 PM
Kbig i had to rebuke that spirit in the name of.Its not the way i want to live my life.Prophet Banks is helping me work out my issues at Mt Shiloh i have been attending every sunday and feel great like i am being healed physically and emotionally.

Cuz, are you serious!?

BHouse
07-02-2008, 01:41 PM
http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/174/silkyjf2.jpg

Phyllis Hyman Cherry
07-02-2008, 01:42 PM
http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/174/silkyjf2.jpg

Hehehe.Thats funny.

Long Island Head
07-02-2008, 01:42 PM
PHC you aiight my dude? You starting to sound like Pastor Jamal Bryant...

http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/images/Jamal%20Bryant/GT-BMW-image.jpg

Jamie 3:26
07-02-2008, 01:42 PM
Kbig i had to rebuke that spirit in the name of.Its not the way i want to live my life.Prophet Banks is helping me work out my issues at Mt Shiloh i have been attending every sunday and feel great like i am being healed physically and emotionally.

Ain't that the preacher you were doin?

Phyllis Hyman Cherry
07-02-2008, 01:43 PM
Cuz, are you serious!?

Yes,im very serious.We can change,i am considering conversion therapy.If the mind wants to change it can.

KBig
07-02-2008, 01:44 PM
PHC you aiight my dude? You starting to sound like Pastor Jamal Bryant...

http://www.pulpit-pimps.org/images/Jamal%20Bryant/GT-BMW-image.jpg

Oh GOD I cant stand that PIMP ... he was a hustler in shcool ... just gotta diff'rent hustle now...

anywho... I just dont believe thats Silky typing....

I miss my fierce gay husband... dayum First the fat boys... now this :jpshakehead:

Soleful
07-02-2008, 01:44 PM
Kbig i had to rebuke that spirit in the name of.Its not the way i want to live my life.Prophet Banks is helping me work out my issues at Mt Shiloh i have been attending every sunday and feel great like i am being healed physically and emotionally.

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Phyllis Hyman Cherry
07-02-2008, 01:45 PM
Ain't that the preacher you were doin?

No.Prophet banks is a real preacher untouched by sinly ways.That other guy was a fraud to the cloth and what being a mna of the cloth is.

Long Island Head
07-02-2008, 01:45 PM
Yes,im very serious.We can change,i am considering conversion therapy.If the mind wants to change it can.

I'm sooo happy to hear, pussy taste better than Man-Juice anyhow...

KBig
07-02-2008, 01:45 PM
Ain't that the preacher you were doin?


Geezus and Johosaphat!!!:eek:

djklas
07-02-2008, 01:45 PM
We have to fight,these spirits.The spirit of greed,envy,sexual perversion,and jealously are leading us a stray people.Its not about religion.


I get what you're saying if you really have demons to deal with.... but the other side of that coin is that humans like other animals just do what feels good to them and is there really anything wrong with that....?

KBig
07-02-2008, 01:45 PM
I'm sooo happy to hear, pussy taste better than Man-Juice anyhow...


and you know this how?


:wtf: okay this is officially WTF WED.

Phyllis Hyman Cherry
07-02-2008, 01:46 PM
I'm sooo happy to hear, pussy taste better than Man-Juice anyhow...

That sinful too.a man should not perform that type of sodomy on a woman.Sodomy is immoral itself.

Long Island Head
07-02-2008, 01:47 PM
and you know this how?


:wtf: okay this is officially WTF WED.

Kboogie, I've heard from other converted queens...

Phyllis Hyman Cherry
07-02-2008, 01:48 PM
I get what you're saying if you really have demons to deal with.... but the other side of that coin is that humans like other animals just do what feels good to them and is there really anything wrong with that....?

djklas,see thats where you are wrong brother.Humans are not animals and can make a choice.We are the divine beings that were created in the honor of the true one and should act accordingly.

upliftdisco365
07-02-2008, 01:48 PM
We call that having a Hawaiian Punch.

Wow. I believe I'm a bit skeeved.

Jamie 3:26
07-02-2008, 01:48 PM
Kboogie, I've heard from other converted queens...

Sounds like some lotion popped in your mouth too...:rofl5:

ProvocativeElement
07-02-2008, 01:51 PM
Kbig i had to rebuke that spirit in the name of.Its not the way i want to live my life.Prophet Banks is helping me work out my issues at Mt Shiloh i have been attending every sunday and feel great like i am being healed physically and emotionally.

for real - for real?

I'ma pray for you myself - I hope you get what you want and that any issues you have are cleared

everybody deserves peace of mind

can you ask Prophet Banks a question on my behalf?

If <<insert Deity here>> accepts you, but you don't accept yourself, is that better

not tryna cause confusion or be all in ya biz - just always wanted to hear what the exorcisors of demonic homosexual spirits had to say on the subject . . .

Phyllis Hyman Cherry
07-02-2008, 01:51 PM
I would love to speak to yall more in depth about this.Admins i am not trying to convert anyone nor force my beliefs on them.

I have to run to the bank,to take out some money to help pay for the new roof of the church.

VEESTER
07-02-2008, 01:52 PM
Yes,im very serious.We can change,i am considering conversion therapy.If the mind wants to change it can.
Conversion therapy!?!?!?!?!?!? O' brother!!! :rolleyes:

djklas
07-02-2008, 01:52 PM
djklas,see thats where you are wrong brother.Humans are not animals and can make a choice.We are the divine beings that were created in the honor of the true one and should act accordingly.


Sure we can make a choice... but is making a choice to do what feels good to you inherintly evil?

It's all good dude... I'm not trying to convince you to be gay... I'm just saying don't let someone tell you that it's wrong if you are.

BHouse
07-02-2008, 01:53 PM
I would love to speak to yall more in depth about this.Admins i am not trying to convert anyone nor force my beliefs on them.

I have to run to the bank,to take out some money to help pay for the new roof of the church.

:biglaugha: Is this suppose to be funny...?

djklas
07-02-2008, 01:54 PM
Conversion therapy!?!?!?!?!?!? O' brother!!! :rolleyes:


Bring on the virgins! :mwink: ................ or is it the cougars who are converting these gay dudes.... either way... sign my ass up too!

VEESTER
07-02-2008, 01:55 PM
I would love to speak to yall more in depth about this.Admins i am not trying to convert anyone nor force my beliefs on them.

I have to run to the bank,to take out some money to help pay for the new roof of the church.


:biglaugha: Is this suppose to be funny...?

Now I know this is a joke now. Good one cuz! :wink:

SuzanneT
07-02-2008, 01:56 PM
I'm sooo happy to hear, pussy taste better than Man-Juice anyhow...
And you know thisssss... HOW?

BHouse
07-02-2008, 01:56 PM
Now I know this is a joke now. Good one cuz! :wink:

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djklas
07-02-2008, 01:57 PM
I have to run to the bank,to take out some money to help pay for the new roof of the church.


you had me going there for a minute..... I can't believe I was trying to convince you to take it in the ass. :blush:

SuzanneT
07-02-2008, 01:58 PM
Sounds like some lotion popped in your mouth too...:rofl5:
Duuuude! Ive been thinking this for months now. :rofl5:

Phyllis Hyman Cherry
07-02-2008, 01:58 PM
This is prophet banks,of the Mount Shiloh church of the new reality.He is my pastor,my mentor and my friend.


http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk214/Jediare88/6a00d8341c6d4753ef00e54f5c4c5b8833-.jpg


http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q69/XaviersChase_2007/tiger_tyson_miami_5.jpg

liL Ray
07-02-2008, 01:59 PM
That shit is nasty.Even when the demon homosexual spirit had me,i never did that.Gross,icky,and nasty.

such a girl!

BHouse
07-02-2008, 01:59 PM
And you know thisssss... HOW?

Long Island Head drinks Long Island Iced Man Juice straight from the head... :rofl5:

VEESTER
07-02-2008, 02:00 PM
This is prophet banks,of the Mount Shiloh church of the new reality.He is my pastor,my mentor and my friend.


http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk214/Jediare88/6a00d8341c6d4753ef00e54f5c4c5b8833-.jpg


http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q69/XaviersChase_2007/tiger_tyson_miami_5.jpg

Hay Tiger baby! :mwink:

liL Ray
07-02-2008, 02:04 PM
This is prophet banks,of the Mount Shiloh church of the new reality.He is my pastor,my mentor and my friend.


http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk214/Jediare88/6a00d8341c6d4753ef00e54f5c4c5b8833-.jpg


http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q69/XaviersChase_2007/tiger_tyson_miami_5.jpg
ok, the jig is up.

how come that man of the cloth is out of his cloth??

BHouse
07-02-2008, 02:05 PM
ok, the jig is up.

how come that man of the cloth is out of his cloth??

Because he came in his LoinCloth...

Phyllis Hyman Cherry
07-02-2008, 02:05 PM
ok, the jig is up.

how come that man of the cloth is out of his cloth??

Lol.Tyger is an old sound factory bar head and gay porn star.The way i was speaking is a way a friend spoke to me the other day about how being in the church has changed him.I found it kind of ridiculous and wanted to see if i was the only one who thought so.There is really a prophet banks that is telling my friend those crazy things.

liL Ray
07-02-2008, 02:07 PM
Because he came in his LoinCloth...

teeheeheehee

ProvocativeElement
07-02-2008, 02:09 PM
This is prophet banks,of the Mount Shiloh church of the new reality.He is my pastor,my mentor and my friend.


http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk214/Jediare88/6a00d8341c6d4753ef00e54f5c4c5b8833-.jpg




ahem . . .

(((holding up one finger and walking to the front of the ch'uch)))

I'd like to testify . . .

Sean G
07-02-2008, 02:11 PM
.Have you ever performed on a woman and she squirted in your mouth while she was on her period?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!


:rofl5::rofl5::rofl5:

Armento
07-02-2008, 02:29 PM
We call that having a Hawaiian Punch.
http://i29.tinypic.com/2im5k4m.jpg

SuzanneT
07-02-2008, 02:35 PM
http://i32.tinypic.com/2vv13e1.png

Gay sex demons
Sedom could get it! Why do the gay guys get the cute demons? Straight demons look like Flav n shit:conf44:

KBig
07-02-2008, 02:39 PM
Sedom could get it! Why do the gay guys get the cute demons? Straight demons look like Flav n shit:conf44:


Yooz a FOOL :rofl:

*doin the Flava Flav Dance from 1992*

kaaos
07-02-2008, 02:41 PM
I told ya,i dont engage in those activities anymore,i have been saved.I just dont live that type of sinful life anymore.

praise the lawd

bomb cola
07-02-2008, 04:46 PM
keri is so very...