three bulls - a joke

[ngeso]

Three Bulls

Three bulls are in the pasture complaining. They've
heard a rumor that the farmer is bringing in a new
bull, and they aren't happy about sharing any of their
cows.

The Alpha bull says, "You know, since we settled our
differences and split up the cows, I've been pretty
happy with MY 120 cows. I am not about to share any of
MY cows with this new bull."

The second toughest bull says, "Yeah, well I ended up
with only 60 cows, so I can't afford to share any of MY
cows."

The youngest bull says, "I may only be half as big as
you guys, but I'm still a teenager. I'm already
climbing the walls with just 20 cows."

Suddenly a huge, black tractor-trailer pulls into the
yard. The entire trailer contains just one animal - the
biggest, baddest bull you ever saw. He weighs 3,000
pounds and has horns four feet long. As the new bull
strolls down the gangplank, the two-inch thick metal
plates actually sag under his weight.

Suddenly the former Alpha bull is a bit more flexible,
"Well, maybe I could spare a FEW cows."

The second toughest bull says, "Maybe if I hide in the
corner of the pasture, he'll leave me alone."

But the small, teenage bull is snorting, pawing the
ground and shaking his fledgling horns in an extremely
confrontational way.

Worried about the reckless youngster, the two older
bulls trot over to the young bull and say, "Listen,
son. It's not worth dying for. Just give the new bull
your 20 cows."

"He can HAVE my 20 cows," replies the young bull,
snorting and pawing the ground again. "I'm just making
sure he knows I'm a BULL!"

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[ngeso]

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she
is pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do
have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your
buggy." "Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home."
"That's fine." Replied the cop. " Another thing, ma'am. I don't like
the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of
his nuts. I consider that animal abuse. That's cruelty to animals.
Have your husband take care of that right away! Later that day, the
lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.
"Well, dear, what exactly did he say?" "He said the reflector is
broken." "I can fix that in two minutes. What else?" 'I'm not sure,
Jacob ... something about the emergency brake..."


:D

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Keep 'em coming! graemlins/rofl.gif

[David Le C]

Do you have one with monkeys? They're the flava of the month, you know...

[djfunq]

Father bull and son bull standing on a mountain, watching a bunch of cows... says son bull:" Papa, let's run over and f**k one..." , "No,no": papa bull replies:" Let's walk over, and f**k'em all!"

[Ronnie Ron]

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[liL Ray]

Insulting Parrot

A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot
said, ''Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" The lady
was furious and continued on her way.

On the way home, she passed by the petstore again
and the parrot once more said "Hey, lady! You're
really ugly!" She was incredibly ticked now, so
she went into the store and said that she would
sue the store and kill the bird. The store
manager apologized profusely and promised he would make
sure the parrot didn't say it again.

The next day, she deliberately passed by the
store to test the parrot. "Hey, lady!" it said.

"Yes?"

"You know."

[beaniboy67]

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(try this one with a scottish accent)

a man walks into a pet store and says "20 house flies please"! The owner says "sorry sir we dont have any house flies".


The man says "well why you got them in the window""