Dee-Dee Sheridan
07-09-2003, 09:48 AM
Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone in
*the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looks over and
*says to the old lady, "I know just what you want, and for $5 I'll have
sex
*with you right over there in that rocking chair,"
*
*The old lady is surprised, but doesn't say a word. The old man
*continues, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there,
*but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give
you
*the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life,"
*
*The old lady still says nothing, but after a couple minutes, starts
*digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it
*up.
*
*"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
*
*"Hell no!" she replies. "I want it four times in the rocking chair."
*the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looks over and
*says to the old lady, "I know just what you want, and for $5 I'll have
sex
*with you right over there in that rocking chair,"
*
*The old lady is surprised, but doesn't say a word. The old man
*continues, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there,
*but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give
you
*the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life,"
*
*The old lady still says nothing, but after a couple minutes, starts
*digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it
*up.
*
*"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
*
*"Hell no!" she replies. "I want it four times in the rocking chair."