What would you do if....

[AD]

You heard your neighbors having sex? I just did and I got a little excited. This girl is a major screamer and it seems like the hubby came over for a nooner and now he's gone back to work or wherever the fukk he goes. Should I go next door and ask her if she's ok? You know, I could pretend that I heard her screaming in fear and AD is there for the rescue. hmmmmmm.... http://deephousepage.com/smilies/scratchchin.gif

[BHouse]

icon_rofl.gif When I was younger I used to go a friends apartment and this woman (LINDA) stayed down stairs. She had this incredible body. I was like 19 at the time and she was in her late twenties. Anyway, we used listen to her having sex through the vents. Either she was a screamer or dude name was MANDINGO... Anyway, I told her one day that I heard her and boyfriend having sex. So we flirted with each other for about two weeks after that... So one night she gave me a call asked me to come over... So being young and immature at the time, I called my guys and told them I was going to put on a show for them and tune into the vent.. So I get over there, we begin to have sex... She wouldn't make a sound. I mean not a peep... I mean I tried to MURDERIZE it... So after we finished I was totally embarrassed because I knew my guys would talk about me... Then she tells me that the reason she didn't talk, yell or scream was because she heard my guys upstairs talking about how I was about to put on a show for them... Evidently they were talking real loud... graemlins/jpshakehead.gif I never hit it again...

[AD]

hahaha...you're a dumbass! Why'd you tell? F that! Keep that shit for yourself and F the friends. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/focking.gif

[JoeB]

hahahahahahh @ BHouse.

great story, homie.

[CG63]

Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
hahaha...you're a dumbass! Why'd you tell? F that! Keep that shit for yourself and F the friends. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/focking.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif

[Pete Nice]

@albert go for broke fool. lead with you lust and the rest is trouble.

@bhouse thanks for the laugh. peace!

[Friday]

Originally posted by Albert Diaz:
You heard your neighbors having sex? I just did and I got a little excited. This girl is a major screamer and it seems like the hubby came over for a nooner and now he's gone back to work or wherever the fukk he goes. Should I go next door and ask her if she's ok? You know, I could pretend that I heard her screaming in fear and AD is there for the rescue. hmmmmmm.... http://deephousepage.com/smilies/scratchchin.gif You need to come to my house, my GAY neighbors upstairs go at it all the time and I can hear them, I actually started a thread just on this topic, anyhow one of them sounds like a girl, perhaps you can help here, rescuing might be in order. graemlins/rofl.gif