[ The oldest post I have in the DHP Archives]*Please don't name your kid..theme

[Austin/Dallas]

I heard a kid name Seafus and Hercules today.

[ December 26, 2003, 11:47 AM: Message edited by: Austin/Dallas ]

[Discogoddess]

Originally posted by Austin/Dallas:
I heard a kid name Seafus and Hercules today. That is just wrong and cruel!!!!

On the real doe, I'm naming my baby Alize Cliquot...

[Andrew Osborne]

My dad wanted to name my Thelonius but mom wouldn't let him.

[rob gregory]

Originally posted by Discogoddess:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Austin/Dallas:
I heard a kid name Seafus and Hercules today. That is just wrong and cruel!!!!

On the real doe, I'm naming my baby Alize Cliquot... </font>[/QUOTE]graemlins/rofl.gif

Guaranteed stellar career as a stripper.

Club manager: You put your stage name on the wrong line.

[Jamie 3:26]

I know someone whose kids are named...Sexy and Notorious.I am not lying.I am kinda shamed to say it's a family member,but yes,I have 2 lil cousins named that.

Those 2 takes the cake.They are both boys.Those kids are gonna have some serious issues.

[Austin/Dallas]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
I know someone whose kids are named...Sexy and Notorious.I am not lying.I am kinda shamed to say it's a family member,but yes,I have 2 lil cousins named that.

Those 2 takes the cake.They are both boys.Those kids are gonna have some serious issues. This will definetly cause physcalogical problems in there youth

[SuzanneT]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
I know someone whose kids are named...Sexy and Notorious.I am not lying.I am kinda shamed to say it's a family member,but yes,I have 2 lil cousins named that.

Those 2 takes the cake.They are both boys.Those kids are gonna have some serious issues. graemlins/scared.gif
that is sooo sad, I feel so sorry for those kids that I won't make any of the 11 jokes that just passed thru my brain, I hope their mother never wonders why they cant find gainful employment, when theyre 18 yrs old

[rob gregory]

Originally posted by SuzanneT:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
I know someone whose kids are named...Sexy and Notorious.I am not lying.I am kinda shamed to say it's a family member,but yes,I have 2 lil cousins named that.

Those 2 takes the cake.They are both boys.Those kids are gonna have some serious issues. graemlins/scared.gif
that is sooo sad, I feel so sorry for those kids that I won't make any of the 11 jokes that just passed thru my brain, I hope their mother never wonders why they cant find gainful employment, when theyre 18 yrs old </font>[/QUOTE]Hopefully they'll manage with "workable" middle names.

[jsd540]

never name any of your kids Delicious...

[rob gregory]

Originally posted by jsd540:
never name any of your kids Delicious... Porn star.

[Jamie 3:26]

Originally posted by PhoreAyem:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SuzanneT:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
I know someone whose kids are named...Sexy and Notorious.I am not lying.I am kinda shamed to say it's a family member,but yes,I have 2 lil cousins named that.

Those 2 takes the cake.They are both boys.Those kids are gonna have some serious issues. graemlins/scared.gif
that is sooo sad, I feel so sorry for those kids that I won't make any of the 11 jokes that just passed thru my brain, I hope their mother never wonders why they cant find gainful employment, when theyre 18 yrs old </font>[/QUOTE]Hopefully they'll manage with "workable" middle names. </font>[/QUOTE]Not with midddle names like Azman.That's Sexy's middle name...Azman.

[Discogoddess]

Damn, Jamie, that's tight! Why didn't yall step in and intervene when the babies were being named?

Oh, the humanity!!!!!!!! :eek:

[rob gregory]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PhoreAyem:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SuzanneT:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
I know someone whose kids are named...Sexy and Notorious.I am not lying.I am kinda shamed to say it's a family member,but yes,I have 2 lil cousins named that.

Those 2 takes the cake.They are both boys.Those kids are gonna have some serious issues. graemlins/scared.gif
that is sooo sad, I feel so sorry for those kids that I won't make any of the 11 jokes that just passed thru my brain, I hope their mother never wonders why they cant find gainful employment, when theyre 18 yrs old </font>[/QUOTE]Hopefully they'll manage with "workable" middle names. </font>[/QUOTE]Not with midddle names like Azman.That's Sexy's middle name...Azman. </font>[/QUOTE]graemlins/scared.gif

I apologize, but I'm laughing my ass off right now.

[SuzanneT]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PhoreAyem:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SuzanneT:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
I know someone whose kids are named...Sexy and Notorious.I am not lying.I am kinda shamed to say it's a family member,but yes,I have 2 lil cousins named that.

Those 2 takes the cake.They are both boys.Those kids are gonna have some serious issues. graemlins/scared.gif
that is sooo sad, I feel so sorry for those kids that I won't make any of the 11 jokes that just passed thru my brain, I hope their mother never wonders why they cant find gainful employment, when theyre 18 yrs old </font>[/QUOTE]Hopefully they'll manage with "workable" middle names. </font>[/QUOTE]Not with midddle names like Azman.That's Sexy's middle name...Azman. </font>[/QUOTE]Lmao icon_rofl.gif
Jamie stoooppp right now!!!!

[SuzanneT]

what is the others middle name BeeEyeGee?

[And]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
I know someone whose kids are named...Sexy and Notorious.I am not lying.I am kinda shamed to say it's a family member,but yes,I have 2 lil cousins named that.

Those 2 takes the cake.They are both boys.Those kids are gonna have some serious issues. Damn ... graemlins/nono.gif and funny

[Discogoddess]

Originally posted by PhoreAyem:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Discogoddess:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Austin/Dallas:
I heard a kid name Seafus and Hercules today. That is just wrong and cruel!!!!

On the real doe, I'm naming my baby Alize Cliquot... </font>[/QUOTE]graemlins/rofl.gif

Guaranteed stellar career as a stripper.

Club manager: You put your stage name on the wrong line. </font>[/QUOTE]No, little Alize is destined to be a research scientist...and her brother, Hennessey Beefeater, will be an attorney, thankyouverymuch!

[Woody Rosen]

My cousin's mom is a preschool teacher and had a child named shithead some years back. it was pronounced shi-thee-ud.

hell my parents did me pretty bad naming me woodrow. my dad wanted it to be durwood or elwood, but my mom insisted that was too weird.

[rob gregory]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PhoreAyem:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SuzanneT:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
I know someone whose kids are named...Sexy and Notorious.I am not lying.I am kinda shamed to say it's a family member,but yes,I have 2 lil cousins named that.

Those 2 takes the cake.They are both boys.Those kids are gonna have some serious issues. graemlins/scared.gif
that is sooo sad, I feel so sorry for those kids that I won't make any of the 11 jokes that just passed thru my brain, I hope their mother never wonders why they cant find gainful employment, when theyre 18 yrs old </font>[/QUOTE]Hopefully they'll manage with "workable" middle names. </font>[/QUOTE]Not with midddle names like Azman.That's Sexy's middle name...Azman. </font>[/QUOTE]OK, you got me icon_rofl.gif

[Skip Intro]

I heard "Lexus" has become a very popular name for baby girls. Pathetic.

[Jamie 3:26]

Seriously,my lil cousins are named those names.I laughed til I cried,then I saw my Uncle was not laughin'...I could not believe it.

[Mack-Williams]

Glad my parents didn't give me a crazy first name but they did give me a nickname I got teased about when I was elementary, Macironi.

[jsd540]

Originally posted by PhoreAyem:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by jsd540:
never name any of your kids Delicious... Porn star. </font>[/QUOTE]or the new lead singer for a wedding band... :D

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
Seriously,my lil cousins are named those names.I laughed til I cried,then I saw my Uncle was not laughin'...I could not believe it. Your uncle needs his ass whooped!

[rob gregory]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
Seriously,my lil cousins are named those names.I laughed til I cried,then I saw my Uncle was not laughin'...I could not believe it. Are they twins?

[Jamie 3:26]

Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
Seriously,my lil cousins are named those names.I laughed til I cried,then I saw my Uncle was not laughin'...I could not believe it. Your uncle needs his ass whooped! </font>[/QUOTE]They are actually his grandkids....

[Jamie 3:26]

Thay are not twins.Twin names..ooh boy....Sexy and Foxy.... graemlins/rofl.gif

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
Seriously,my lil cousins are named those names.I laughed til I cried,then I saw my Uncle was not laughin'...I could not believe it. Your uncle needs his ass whooped! </font>[/QUOTE]They are actually his grandkids.... </font>[/QUOTE]Grand daddy needs to whoop some ass!

[rob gregory]

Originally posted by JAMIE 3:26:
Seriously,my lil cousins are named those names.I laughed til I cried,then I saw my Uncle was not laughin'...I could not believe it. icon_rofl.gif

[DOTSmusic]

i have heard of the names (for twins)
disone and
datone.

i kid you not.

also
sean (pronounced seen)
shawn

which isn't too bad, but still.
we all know that both of those kids are named shawn.

[Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand]

I seriously sit and think out my children's names before they are born. It is really sad how parents don't think about the babies and selfishly name them, thinking it's cute. When I named my children I think about how the names will affect their personalities, their school life, social life and careers.

The most creative we've got with names are:

Kennadee Rythm (a prophecy come true) this will be my author, playwriter (she makes up very good stories)
Cequence Catherine - this will be my actress (drama queen)

My other children

Michelle Jael - my track star (she has made it to state finals graemlins/OLA.gif
Darryl Peter II - my actor, singer, journalist or preacher (he loves to sing and talks alot)

My unborn's name will be Blake Ellis - this will be the one to carry on wealth in the family

[Mocambo]

Originally posted by Mykhal:
I heard "Lexus" has become a very popular name for baby girls. Pathetic. I'm said the same. I know a woman who first name is Latin, Middle name queen. I kid you not. Of course she changed that.

[Leslie]

My friends mother was a teacher in the Bronx. One year she had a set of twins in her class - boys -

Lemonjello (pronounced "le-Mon-gelo") and Orangejello (pronounced "or-Ron-gelo")

Yes - Lemon Jello and Orange Jello.

This is what crack does...

[Monny JcIntosh]

I went to school with a girl called Emma Royds.

[Mah'chew]

Twin girls = Monique & Unique　(Thanks to Eddie Murphy for that one...)

Lenor = As used by the poet Poe, but also a fabric conditioner in Europe

The 'low-rent' name of choice in the UK is Kylie, or it was the last time I was there, Tyler, comes a close second...

Let's hear it for Moet & Chandon

Or, Black & White would be tres risque!! icon_rofl.gif

[Ken1015]

Originally posted by Leslie:
My friends mother was a teacher in the Bronx. One year she had a set of twins in her class - boys -

Lemonjello (pronounced "le-Mon-gelo") and Orangejello (pronounced "or-Ron-gelo")

Yes - Lemon Jello and Orange Jello.

This is what crack does... I've heard this one so many times from 'someone whose friend's friend or mother or sister is a teacher' that I'm starting to think it's an urban legend. It was probably true at one time though.

[Leslie]

Originally posted by Soulful1015:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leslie:
My friends mother was a teacher in the Bronx. One year she had a set of twins in her class - boys -

Lemonjello (pronounced "le-Mon-gelo") and Orangejello (pronounced "or-Ron-gelo")

Yes - Lemon Jello and Orange Jello.

This is what crack does... I've heard this one so many times from 'someone whose friend's friend or mother or sister is a teacher' that I'm starting to think it's an urban legend. It was probably true at one time though. </font>[/QUOTE]Well considering her mother sat there and told us about the kids in her class (mind you she was telling us about kids over the years) I find it hard to believe this woman who has taught in the NYC school system for so many years would make some stupid shit like that up. However, to satisfy your need for proof, when I attend a wedding in their family in a few weeks, I'll ask again, just for you. :rolleyes:

[Dee-Dee Sheridan]

Originally posted by Jonny McIntosh:
I went to school with a girl called Emma Royds. You lying!

[Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand]

I know someone named Seymour Butts graemlins/rofl.gif okay that was corny graemlins/rofl.gif

[Monny JcIntosh]

Originally posted by Dee-Dee Sheridan:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jonny McIntosh:
I went to school with a girl called Emma Royds. You lying! </font>[/QUOTE]It's true!

[RX]

i know of a child at a charter school named "asia priority"...i wrote down one other name as not to forget, but i'd have to retrieve it from upstairs...

[Austin/Dallas]

Originally posted by Ms Rickey X:
i know of a child at a charter school named "asia priority"...i wrote down one other name as not to forget, but i'd have to retrieve it from upstairs... Girl you starting sound like My Grandma explaining everything.,What you got to look under the Hi-Fi in the big yella evelope with the kids pictures in it. graemlins/grinyes.gif
graemlins/remybussi.gif

[rob brito]

mom and dad had this bright idea;

"let's name him nest0r" thank god i have a second name.

[ June 05, 2003, 04:30 PM: Message edited by: robs ]

[D J 1 3 8]

I went to school with girls named

Tiffany Glass

Sandy Beach

no lie...

[däp]

a kid at my son's preschool is named: alize'

[ June 05, 2003, 04:38 PM: Message edited by: torin ]

[jcapeverde]

Originally posted by SuzanneT:
what is the others middle name BeeEyeGee? Oh Shit! Yo, I have a niece named Tahquishia (pronounced Ta-kwee-zia). Her Momma sure wasn't thinking. How do you give a kid a name you can't even spell?! graemlins/rofl.gif

[jcapeverde]

I went to school with a guy named Claddis Smoot, and girls named Drucilla, Willie Ann & Vonnie. My kids have classmates named
Quacey
Shaneequa
Chardonnay
Quanasia
Tylibra
Da'Shante
La'Monique
Di'Shanae
Unique
Quasae
Shaqueena
Rameeshia
Rakieshia
:eek:

[ June 09, 2003, 02:15 AM: Message edited by: jcapeverde ]

[Terri 447]

Originally posted by aKiLa:
i have heard of the names (for twins)
disone and
datone.

i kid you not.

also
sean (pronounced seen)
shawn

which isn't too bad, but still.
we all know that both of those kids are named shawn. you're killin' me with "disone & datone".

icon_rofl.gif

[Terri 447]

In high school...there was this boy's name was "MISTER". So his full name was Mister Johnson.

[dennis f]

Originally posted by DiscoLady:
I know someone named Seymour Butts graemlins/rofl.gif okay that was corny graemlins/rofl.gif Wait a minute....whatcha know about that?
blockbuster's don't carry that!!!...hmmmmm.....

LMAO!!

[dennis f]

"My cousin's mom is a preschool teacher and had a child named shithead some years back. it was pronounced shi-thee-ud"

OH DAMN....

Just imagine if child services was called to your house because of a complaint of verbal abuse and at the front door they asked you to call for your son that they would like to speak to him....can you imagine?

"HEY SHITHEAD, GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE NOW!!!"

hahahaha!!! graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif graemlins/rofl.gif

[dennis f]

I once knew a girl Felaisha.....

she always preferred felicia....I wonder why?

peace
deee!

[MsAlayneous]

if your last name is Hunt dont name your son mike. graemlins/stupid.gif

[DJ Skillz]

Originally posted by Leslie:
My friends mother was a teacher in the Bronx. One year she had a set of twins in her class - boys -

Lemonjello (pronounced "le-Mon-gelo") and Orangejello (pronounced "or-Ron-gelo")

Yes - Lemon Jello and Orange Jello.

This is what crack does... Damn, my boy that works for BET told me they had a post about those cats on another board. Here is part of the post that was talking about names.

"Safronia
Aquanetta (I went to school with her son)
Leonetta
Marquelle
Quintina
Esther
Warylene (pronounced Wah-lean)
Tiyaka (pronounced Tee-yahka)
Toyelle
Quai (pronounced Quay)
Crazelle (pronounced like Gazelle)
Terranika (she was named after her daddy whose name is Terrance)

men:
Bernel
DeLano (pronounce Da-lane-o)
DaMante

Thor
Marquez


Oranjello, Lemonjello (i kid you not it's the jello flavors, a friend told me about these in high school)
Ja'Nero
Ayo (pronounce I-yo)
Erskine
"
Names (http://www.bigtigger.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=5339&highlight=ghetto+names)

[Doctor Love]

Originally posted by robs:
mom and dad had this bright idea;

"let's name him nest0r" thank god i have a second name. Do you like Burritos?

[jcapeverde]

I had neighbor named Quintrell L. Burrell.

[Chip_E]

This thread is proof that many people become parents too soon. An interesting name I heard for a kid was "Trebor". The father's name was "Robert". Don't be the last to figure this one out.

I just made sure that my kids had the same initials as mine, and healthy employable names.
While unique names are great for laughs, we all know that "Allup Enya" isn't the kind of name you'd want to put on a resume. Hmmm, maybe there's no good first name for the "Enya" family.

-e.

[the 18th letter]

I met a child with the name Cowboy. That is what his mother named him, Cowboy, no for real I'm serious it's on his birth certificate. Cowboy! I used to work with a foster care agency and had access to records of that nature and the child's name was COWBOY.

[TurntableSoul]

I used to tutor elementary school kids back in Chicago and I had a 2nd grader named Alpacino (named after the actor). Yes, this kid's first name is AL PACINO. Ghet-toe!

I currently work with a brotha who's first name is Pilgrim (He's from Texas). He has a PhD and 4 masters degrees, though, so no one teases him about his name. LOL

And the one that takes the cake: a girl I worked with back in college planned to name her kids the first syllable of each of her best friends' names. So, her future daughter will be named Quantaginny (Kwan-tah-gin-nee) and her future son will be named Quantarius (kwan-tear-ee-us).

LAWD, SAVE THE CHILDREN AND PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!

[lola desire]

these i got from my neigbor who was a teacher for years:
latrina (another name for a toilet?)
sir charles (first name: sir, last name: charles)

classmate of an ex-boyfriend:
vagina (friends called her vag)

icon_rofl.gif *still trippin on sexy azman - how do you look at a baby and think of this name?!?!?!?*

[ June 09, 2003, 09:57 AM: Message edited by: lola desire ]

[Gojay]

Lets see, my sister is notorious for naming her children odd names.

Andy Pete(WTF!?, how about Andrew Peter)
AIRika( I can hear her classmates come up with a bunch of variation on that one)
Markwen(not too bad, but still odd to me)
Lexine(the car was the shit at the time, but I guess she did not want to be that obvious)
James Owen(not that bad either, but it still sounds odd to me)

Although I can't really talk sh!t either. I named one of my sons Maximus, but only after I found out what the name meant The Greatest or None greater than.

peace,
gojay

[Jay Rags]

You guys are crackin' me up with the names. I needed it on this boring Monday at work.

[Gojay]

Originally posted by rammeh:
I met a child with the name Cowboy. That is what his mother named him, Cowboy, no for real I'm serious it's on his birth certificate. Cowboy! I used to work with a foster care agency and had access to records of that nature and the child's name was COWBOY. That's funny (I hope it's not the same person). A young kid that came through criminal court here in Brooklyn a few years back named that. I mentioned it on previous post about odd names, but to think that there's more then one out there is really funny! guess it's better then John Wayne!

peace,
gojay

[Austin/Dallas]

Let not forget.
Sum Yung Hoe
Kin To Nugn

[SuzanneT]

Originally posted by Gojay:
guess it's better then John Wayne!

peace,
gojay [/QB]Hey and his name was Marion Morrison before he changed it

[Austin/Dallas]

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