FUNNY BABY SITTING STORIES...

[BHouse]

A few years ago my ex-wife and I moved into a new building and became friends with a woman who had two daughters (one was my oldest daughters age) but no man. So we became pretty close. I would baby sit so they go shopping and things. So one day my wife and neighbor went shopping and wanted me to watch the kids. No problem. BHouse love the kids. So my daughter and neighbor girl are playing in the room and I get an important business call. So I'm on the phone. So about 10min go pass and my daughter interrupts me and says we don't have any more toilet paper. So I tell her check in the pantry. So she leaves and I continue on the phone. So about another 10min go pass and my daughter comes back and says, "Daddy you better come here..." I'm like I will be off in a minute. So my daughter like "DADDY now..." So I tell the guy on the phone hold on. So my daughter drags me by the hand into the bed room. The lil girl is sitting on the floor playing a video game. I say to my daughter what's wrong? She says, "Daddy we didn't have any more toilet paper and... ?" So I am standing there like and what? I look over in the corner of the room... This lil girl went and pulled my best shirt out of my dresser and wiped her azz with it... I was like WTF graemlins/cussing.gif mad1.gif AR15firing.gif ... Were you raised by a pack of MoFO wolves... My shirt was balled up and all shitty. My daughter says she wasn't paying attention. Now normally I don't beat or touch other peoples kids, butt I beat her azz graemlins/spanka.gif and made her stand in the corner til her mother came back. I totally forget about the guy on the phone... So when I do remember and make it back to the phone... The guy asks me if everything was all right. I tell him yeah... He says because he heard me yelling and the lil girl screaming and gettin beat, he didn't know if he should hang up or listen so he could be a witness...Now her mother comes back and I tell her what happenned and she is not making a big deal out of it... She was upset that I spanked her. graemlins/stupid.gif When I was growing up I would have gotten masquered.

[ September 18, 2003, 10:10 AM: Message edited by: BHouse ]

[Hippie]

Question how old was this kid?

[BHouse]

About 5 or 6 at the time... Too old for that sh*t...

[Hippie]

I don't know about the spankin being funny but the shitty shirt sure was!

[Alanda Marquette from DiscoLadyLand]

I bet you'll get your butt off the phone now don't you? graemlins/rofl.gif The spankin thing was a bit much, cuz the kids warned you the first time.

[BHouse]

Originally posted by DiscoLady:
I bet you'll get your butt off the phone now don't you? graemlins/rofl.gif The spankin thing was a bit much, cuz the kids warned you the first time. I didn't kill the lil girl or nothing...I spanked her...Yes...But if my daughter or the lil girl would have said there is no toilet paper in the pantry then I would have of course got off the phone...

[FemalePhenom]

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A friend of mine was babysitting her sister's daughter. The little girl asked to have a snack, and my friend told her no. (Oh, the little girl's name is Empress. Yes, that is her name :D ) Anyway, the little girl went upstairs, proceeded to get a scissors and took my friend's work ID.

My friend heard the scissors drop on the floor, and went upstairs to see the head cut off of her bank work ID. So she said, "Empress! Did you do this?" And she said, "Yes, since I couldn't do anything to you phys-ic-al-ly, I did that." This was an articulate and calculating little girl. When her mother arrived, my friend said, "You see what your girl did!" She wasn't surprised, after all, she named her daughter Empress when she was born!

Can you imagine that? What do you do to that kid? And what do you do to her mother when she has such a nonchalant reaction? graemlins/spanka.gif

[BHouse]

With a name like Empress... Cutting the head off your friends work ID... Then saying that since she could not do anything to your friend physically... Sounds like that lil girl and mother are practicing some type of witch craft... mad1.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif icon_rofl.gif

[ September 19, 2003, 11:15 AM: Message edited by: BHouse ]